#the phantom troupe

[dyingroses]

Hunter x Hunter + text posts and stuff

[mars-onthe-moon]

Kurapika, last of the Kurta clan… Listens to Vigilante Shit on repeat.

I wanted to take a short break from drawing the clown 💀 and draw some of my other favorite characters from HXH… (spoiler alert it’s all of them). I was thinking about doing Illumi next but maybe I’ll just put a bunch of names on a wheel and spin fr.

[zooofgod]

I love the Phantom Troupe during the Greed Island and The Quimera Ants arcs because the plot is thickening and a lot of shit is going down, meanwhile they are leader-less, went 'fuck it we ball' and they committed to the bit a 100%

[grand-line-shenanigans]

Guy with the sweetest big eyes and soft boyish face (he is a mass murderer)

[tazzertopia]

so i was thinking about how the phantom troupe has the spider tattoos to indicate that they’re in the troupe and it just occurred to me, who actually does the tattoos?? idk if it’s ever been said who does the tattoos but i can just imagine a new member has just been initiated into the phantom troupe for killing someone and chrollo is just like:

“welcome!!!!!!! there’s just ONE thing you need to do first.”

“what do i need to do??”

“just follow me.”

*a car journey later*

*standing in front of a tattoo parlour* “we’re here!!!!!!!!”

…. 🤨

the idea of a group of the most dangerous thieves in the hxh universe just waiting around a random tattoo parlour waiting for their new member to get tatted is so funny to me (also the idea that this one random 19 year old tattooist is completely safe from any of the troupe activities solely because they do all the troupe tats)

[sp00j0]

I drew shal in some of the outfits that I love sm from his mobage cards 😻 the third one took forever bc of his outfit but I love how it turned out 😋

[la-squadra1234]

Would you have idea for (yandere) HxH boys being a fake husband to a s/o with amnesia ? OvO

OML- OK because if the hxh characters actually did that I would be sitting there like wtf but you are literally so creative. This is such a good one and I can tell I’m going to like this one for sure!

The characters that I am going to be doing are the characters that I think would actually do some thing like that

Full credit to la-squadra1234

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Feitan-

OK this man would definitely do some thing like that let’s be real he is sadistic and he most definitely tortures people for fun and I mean literally torture them, carving out their eyes and shit he wouldn’t even hesitate to do some thing like this in the back of his mind he would be laughing his ass off and seeing how stupid they are (even though it’s not there s/o’s fault he will just blame it on them anyways for literally anything)

Phinks-

In the back of his mind, he knows that it is very sick and twisted, and that he shouldn’t be doing something like that and that’s worse than killing people at least in his books it is but he eventually just stops, giving two flying fucks, and totally forgets about it, and he just carries on with life as usual acting as if he is not doing what he is doing and acting like it’s normal😭

Chrollo-

He knows that it’s messed up and that thought will never leave his head but then again, he remembers who the hell he is and he thinks to himself of all of the bad things that he has done and that this is not even comparable at least in his books it’s not but of course, in hours it’s probably one of the worst things that he’s ever done he would honestly find enjoyable, and very funny

Shalnark-

He will feel a little bad for his actions, but eventually he will just try to get every single thought of that out of his head, and just move on and live his life 

Hisoka-

He would definitely brag about it to the phantom, troupe and especially illumi as if it’s funny, or a joking matter he honestly wouldn’t care, and he would have no regrets and he would show no remorse. Absolutely none which is honestly pretty scary, and he would definitely take advantage of his s/o in anyway possible and I mean anyway 

That is it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed. I really liked writing this one and I had to be creative as well so it was pretty fun to do

I am trying to change up my writing style a little bit so if you see me writing things that is out of the ordinary for me just now that I’m trying to change it up a little bit and make my writing look a little bit more alive lol

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now

[casasupernovas]

hunter x hunter is actually too good. the way hisoka being a pedo is highkey a red herring because it makes you purposely look away, so you miss a lot of key things that foreshadow the entire series.

pay attention to the clown.

[dyingroses]

Hunter x Hunter + text posts

[mars-onthe-moon]

This is an equal opportunity simping account. I just happen to post the two clowns… a lot. Anyway, Chrollo isn’t wearing anything under his robe. Have a blessed day! 💕

[narrators-journal]

It's like hxh characters finding out that's hxh Isa series or movie in the real world, a different world. Which means they have actors. So they're reacting to their actors interview lol

I couldn’t find a way to work in a (y/n) character since a reader insert would depend a lot on the reader’s feelings for something like this. This isn’t a story, after all, I don’t feel right dictating how someone would react to the discovery of being a show character, y’know? So, I left a slot open for reader interpretation! An interactive post, lol.

Otherwise, I just kinda went ham with your general set up. It was kinda hard for me to think if I stuck so close to your exact premise. Hope ya don’t mind!

@coolminahi

In general

In general, the revelation of the show being...a show, would throw the entire cast for a loop. I’ll mention some highlights, but as a whole, the revelation would be something along the lines of existential fear, confusion, and maybe some amazement.

Hisoka

Hisoka is about the only one I can think of who doesn’t have a group, and Kite is just a random character I like, lol. So, they get their own bits. Plus, their fairly simple. Hisoka’s biggest throw off is his actor not having pink hair slicked back like his. The fact their personalities don’t match or his actor doesn’t condone his taste for powerful fighters of any age doesn’t bug him. He can understand that he’s not for everyone.

The phantom troupe

Chrollo has experienced so many powers, and read so many books that he wouldn’t exactly care for the fact his reality is false. Though, he would be offended if his actor is anything but intellegent and appreciative of his reading and grace. Uvogin, though, would have his mind utterly blown. If his physique isn’t realistic to his actor, he’s crushed, and if it is, he would wonder if his actor is a good fighter. If so...could they spar? Feitan meanwhile would lowkey hate his actor if he denounced his torturous tastes. “How can he talk about me like that?! He’s no better than me!” that type of logic. In all, though, the spiders would mostly be confused on how this works. How can Macha or Phinks’ actors be such sweeties? How are they seperate from the characters? How are they different from the actors?

The zoldycks

Where the spiders may ponder the existential angle, the Zoldycks are more worried about the opinions of their actors, and the accuracy of their portrayal. Kikyo would have a fit over the smallest shift in what she believes she’d do, or any harsh comment levelled at her or her babies in interviews, Milluki would complain that his actor isn’t thinner, insulting the man viciously while also picking apart the effects of the show. Alluka would simply find it fun to have an actor, and be called adorable in interviews, while Killua would be annoyed and confused if his actor wasn’t his age. “why the hell is my actor 18?? I’m only 12, how can they opt for hours of make up to de-age him, when they can just hire a twelve year old??”

Illumi would not like the fact their reality is a show. He instantly dislikes his actor, he dislikes how easy going he might be, or him laughing off marriage proposals. He doesn’t like to think about interviews and how this affects him, mostly because of his actor and how different they are. “He’s so emotional and takes nothing serious. I hate how weak he is.” Every one but Killua would probably also be offended at them not bothering to try and match their strength either.

Silva and Zeno would be the only two really pondering what this means for their world. When the story ends, do they cease to exist? If the show is cancelled, what happens then? Those types of questions. Though, Zeno does at least appreciate the work that goes into aging his actor.

The main cast

Gon would be ecstatic to see they’re a show. He’d think it was so cool, and he’d hope all of his friends got good screen time, and were loved by the fans. He would think of the implications, but he’d try not to fret over them. Kurapika, meanwhile, would feel highkey cheated by god. “My family was wiped out...for a mere plot?!” While Leorio wouldn’t know how to feel. His actor seems cool, he seems fun in all of his interviews, but...does this mean he’s not real? Complicated emotions there.

[reader insert]

Readers choice, lol. Feel free to repost or comment how you’d react to this news if you want!

[writersneedfun2]

Chrollo: I like your new pants!

Kurapika: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Chrollo: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Kurapika: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Chrollo: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Kurapika: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Chrollo.

[burnbrightorhellwill]

The phantom troupe

[grand-line-shenanigans]

[anticanonhearts]

The Kurta Massacre