#win fuckin win babyyyy

[mommahughes19-23]

CUP CHAMPS BABBBBBYYYY- M.T

@tori.tot : as you can see all 6 of the fans I was with tonight (4 of which were tkachuks) are very proud of my baby and his team!! (matthew never needed his mouth guard to kiss me) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

tagged : @taryntkachuk @chantel_tkachuk @bradytkachuk @Matthew_tkachuk @flapanthers

location : sunrise baby

matthew_tkachuk : thank you baby!!!!! I couldn't have done it with out your constant love and support!!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

bradytkachuk : why do you look like youre going to a sens game instead of a panthers game ? 😡

↪ tori.tot : idk why did you dress for a casual walk around the neighborhood? dont even try me Braden 🖕🏻

taryntkachuk : you are the cutest omg!!!! 💖🫦

flapanthers : STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2024!!!!

daynamastro : we need to plan a celebration!!!

gustavforsling : is he licking the glass???🙀

↪ tori.tot : uhhhhh good question , I try not to pay attention to those lil matty quirks ...🤓

chantel_tkachuk : My love!! Thank you for joining us to cheer on Matty! Can't wait for you guys to come home for off season to celebrate!🥰🥰🥰🥰

ryanlomberg : MATTHEW BOY LETS GOOOOOOOOO 😋😋😋😋

↪ matthew_tkachuk : lombyyyyyy baby we fuckin did that!

lundell_anton : can you believe it!!! FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY BABYYYY😜😜😜😜😜😜

carterverhaeghe : 2-1 = best championship final score🐀🐀🐀💅💅💅

sbennet_93 : GOOOOOOO CATS 😻😻😻😻😻😻GOOOOOOOOO

barkovsasha : Happy Cappy!! Lil man was so tired but cant wait to celebrate for real with you guys!🫶🏻🫡

evanr17 : 2024 FINAL CUP CHAMPS YALLLLLL

emiliekulikova : You LOOKED STUNNING MOMMM BEAR!!!😘😘😘

samsonreinhart : all 6 of ya were loud as heck! Thanks for coming and cheering us on !

vt9191 : blessed

marissalomberg : FANTASTIC NIGHT WITH FANTASTIC PEOPLE!!! cant wait to do it all over again next season!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

slorentz16 : oop we did that nbd

nickcousins27 : lets go lets go lets go lets goooooooooooooooooooooo

alligadjovich : omg, giving birth and then hauling ass to see this with 2 newborns was so worth it! thank you for your help btw 🥳😘🥰😍

↪ tori.tot : AHHHHHHHH the twins are adorable my love!! Cant wait to spend more time with you!

mackie.samo : sad I couldn't be there for this boys!

ryiann : SO SO SO SO SO PROUD OF THE BOYS!!! Come over asap to celebrate please!!!!!!!!!!!☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰🥰

nikomikk : really thought if anyone would drop the cup it would be Chucky lmaoooo

tarasenko.yana : 🫸🏻SERVED🫷🏻 US A LOOK BABYYY

montour : our fans are truly the best, then there's u

↪ tori.tot : refrain from ever speaking me or my fiancé again thanks pookie

ninaacousins : OMG OMG OMG OMG did you see the pics of you and Matthew with the cup!!!!! So cute

↪ tori.tot : no?? who do I contact to retrieve these

↪ ninaacousins : Ill have nick send them to matty!

↪ tori.tot : you know if those get sent to Matthew Ill never see them! just send them to me when you can !

eetuluostarinen : gang gang

aaronekblad5 : what a freaking night. cant wait for round 2

tiiiatuomola : ignore my husband, I think hes in shock and can only use small words at the moment

danielaforsling : STUNNNNNNNNNNNING

kevinstenlund : thanks for falling on the ice .. that was funny af

bcoles25 : miss ya and matty! congrats to you both!!!!

jessjewell : dinner was amazing! lets do it again soon!!

emmasulonen : MY STUNNING BEST FRIENDDDDD

*PLEASE READ XOXOXOXOXOX (I know its long but its important)*

A.N :

HIIIIII, FIRST OFF LSFG CONGRATS TO MY BABIES FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION AND WIN!!!!

I couldn't find anything on Barkov's significant other even tho I know hes got a kid.... if anyone has tea on that share please and thanks.

Find here a list of who tf is who :)

(for lack of better words these are whose spouse/gf is whose)

jessjewell = Sam Reinhart (my other set of parents)

danielaforsling = Gustav Forsling

ninacousins = Nick Cousins

tarasenko.yana = Vladamir Tarasenko

alligadjovich = Jonah Gadjovich

ryiann = Brandon Montour (MY PARENTS FR FR)

marissalomberg = Ryan Lomberg

emiliekulikova = Dimitri Kulikov

daynamastro = Aaron Ekblad

tiiatuomola = Eetu Luostarinen

emmasulonen = Niko Mikkola

tagged : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43

[justablah56]

I would like to know the lore on the princess play phone

ok bet this is gonna take a minute

SO she's idk someone, I'll call em green, but she's got two phones (pink and blue) and a friend on each phone. green's talking to them both simultaneously but they don't like each other, so she's making sure neither of them know she's talking to the other. it starts with her just talking shit about them to the other one, and she's like ohhh pink be putting on her 50 pounds of makeup, she coming out BAKED because that shit is CAKED !! anyways, then it progresses , and blue is like oh hmmm I heard that pink is PREGNANT!! and has been for 8 MONTHSSS !!! and so green's like wait, but isn't her boyfriend in JAIL ? and greens like ooh damnnnn she been CHEATIN 👀 then she hangs up on blue and pink calls and says she's in LABOR and greens like ohhh you better not be in that SHIT hospital and pinks like yeah it's the shit hospital. and she pulls up blues phone and she's like DAMNNNN she's been CHEATIN and she gonna have a baby in that SHIT HOSPITAL and she's like apparently pinks "man" is black, so she's like if that baby comes out WHITE we all KNOW she been cheating and pink calls and she's like I had the baby, and it's a WHITE BABY and green is like oh my god wait who's the actual dad ? and APPARENTLY it's KEVIN JONAS ! but then pinks like I mean, maybe, idk it was dark, cause apparently she hooked up with them in a club, and so they look it up and it was actually NICK Jonas, and she hangs up on pink and calls blue and is like GUURRRL I GOT T E A and she tells blue all the shit that happened, and and she's like oooohhhh and then she hangs up and calls pink again, and pink is like yeah I'm gonna go meet up with my boyfriend from jail and show him his babyyyy and greens like ummm guuurrl that is a WHITE child, this is not gonna go well ! and pinks like ooh no it'll be fine and greens on call with her while she's meeting up with him, and it of course goes bad. anyways, so THEN pink is like yeah I'm gonna get paternity checked and she goes to court over it, she's telling all this to blue the whole time , and she's on T V and what's this? NICK JONAS IS THE BABY DADDY ? AND HE WANTS C U S T O D Y ? green turns to blue and is like oh my god you KNOW she been smokin, there ain't no way she's winning this custody battle, and then they go back to just kinda talking shit abt pink to blue , and then shes like oh my god blue look at the news RIGHT NOW and oh my god pinks been hit by a BUS !!! and oh my god blue, the best part? it had a jonas brothers add on it HAHAHAH oh wait wait there's moreee girl, nick motha fuckin Jonas was DRIVING THE BUS !!! HES BEING TRIED FOR M U R D E R and his wife is gonna have to raise pinks daughter !!! I feel bad for that poor kid really I do..... oh shiiitttt SHE WAS AN ACCOMPLICE ?? NICK MIGHTA BEEN DRIVING THE BUS BUT SHE CUT THE BREAKS QBSHJAJSJS- oh shit... girl check the news.... "Nick Jonas's baby mama gets killed by a bus..." hold on gimme one sec- she puts down blue phone, she calls pink, and she don't get no answer. she calls blue again, oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead -

the end.

I'm sure that was barely incomprehensible, feel free to ask further questions, but I started this while she was still talking so it's VERY rushed, so this is what I've got. she's done now, but oh my god I was literally so invested in this abdhsjxjsjjd

[lizandbo]

Taking care of your little sibling w/ bnha bois

im keeping the little siblings gn:) and theyre like 5-8 years old let’s say

shoto

- i feel like everyone says this when there writing about this for shoto but he’a the babyyyy ofc he don’t really know what he’s doin

- i mean obviously he doesn’t wanna do what his dad did to him

- so he’s so patient and sweet

- if your brother/ sister makes a mess he’ll help clean it up and reassure everything things alright to the kid

- if your little sibling is energetic he’ll try to cope with it

- if you make him stay with your baby sib while you go to the store or sum he’ll try not to have a panic attack

- he doesn’t like to feel that hes taking responsibility while your gone, too much pressure

- tries to make the kid be in one place

- like one particular room so they don’t get hurt or make a mess etc

- if/when they cry he’ll die inside

- doesn’t matter if it’s his fault or not idk how it could be

- he feels suppperrr guilty

- he just wants to hide into a hermit crab shell and slowly disappear becuase he doesn’t want to make a bad impression

- this sounds more like amajiki but ok

- buys at least two toys for the bub

- would barely touch them

- he doesn’t want to make them cry (again)

- makes very not so tasty food for the child

- kk look he ain’t no cook so give him some credit

- tries to play whatever they want to play but has kinda of a hard time

- also he’s very blunt and no playful at times so like the child would be like:

- he just wants himself to be on their good side if he can

- would be so grateful when they don’t hate them and asks y’all when they’re gonna see shoto again

Deku

- ok I’m sorry but I think he jus looks so fuckin cute rn

- his heart would go through the mcfucking roof

- he’s good with kids yk but like… it’s your sibling so like he kinda very nervous

- would be affectionate with your lil bro/ sis

- will show his all might collection

- if your sibling like all might they will go on and on till your ears bleed about all might

- if the kid is jumping on the walls izuku will be kinda surprised when the kid acts all hyper

- he’ll be hyper with them too:)

- he will take them to a park and something and play something fun

- if it’s like a ‘contest’ like racing or sum he will let them win half the time

- he will play hide and seek too and be acting super dumb when ‘he cant find them’

- hell lowkey nap with yo sibling if they like to take naps

- bby is tired from all the training so ofc he’s gon take a nap withem

- will style the hair if he can, he loves spending time with any of your family as long as they treat you right because He won’t like it when they do treat you like shit

- But he feels closer to you when he does discover what’s your family like

- makes good enough food for the child/ren

- whenever they cry if they do he will be so empathetic towards them

- he just wishes that they’re gonnna have a good life

- will kinda be a bit pissed when they are like really really really snarky

- all in all hes really good to them:D

- “your younger siblings are so cute! I want to see them again 100%”

shoji

- bby would be so scared

- like he does NOT want this lil punk to yank his mask down

- insecurity up high

- “why am I feeling this way? It’s just meeting your younger sibling”

- ”well yeah no shit your gonna be nervous for the first time“

- if your sibling loves him he will love them

- he’ll feel so relieved

- when he first met them he was kinda having a staring contest but he then realized that he shouldn’t be looking for too long since he might scare the kid

- but nah yo sister or brother is finneee and danddyyy

- will play with them as long as they want

- at the end of the day I feel like your sibling is gonna be

passed out

- if your sibling is sad he’ll try to help so much

- another hair player

- is your sibling request something he may or may not know how to do but do it anyways

- doesn’t really say no to them

- unless it will hurt them ofc

- will bring them popcorn and a movie

- you being jealous in the background

- his guard is always up becuase he doesn’t want them getting hurt

- for his sake and your sake and the little monsters sake becuase he doesn’t want to have a bad impression (like shoto)

- will panic so hard when they cry (if they do)

- bby just wants some quiet but when they aren’t he’s in for a treat:D

- he plays boardgames with them too if you have some

- ok chef shoji right here

- will love his food becuase he magically knows what’s his favorite dish

- if The kid wants some affection or jumps on top of him he will be so fucking careful holy fucking shit

- but he won’t mind tho

- he would be a really good dad tbh

[red1sg0n3]

youre short-simp

the shorter I am the more your kneecaps are at risk sweetie <3

I am also highly experienced in knife usage and have 3 years of street fighting under my belt you won’t win in a fight with me <3333

LIL FUCKIN BABYYYY MAAANNM

[that-gt-and-vore-stuffs]

What about B1?

B1- Protective same size

FUCK YEAH BABYYYY!! THIRD ONE OF THE NIGHT CAUSE SLEEP CAN KISS MY ASS!

Sorry about that. And it’s kinda protective? He’s protecting himself and technically the others (even if they aren’t there) Also first time writing same size so don’t expect it to be as good as some of my other works. Here we go!

Vore under the cut (no shit)

When he said he didn’t want to have to deal with anyone on a empty stomach, he ment it. But where was he? Facing the Damn Delanceys with just those conditions. Well, just Oscar but still. Damn was Romeo lucky he agreed to go instead of him. The teen straightened himself, knowing there was a good chance he would be coming out of this with bruises, and took a deep breath. A empty growl sounded from his belly that he had to push off. He would get to eat. Eventually.

“So you’s finally showed up, you-“ Oscar wasn’t expecting the other boy to be there. He stopped, stalking forward. “Hey, what the hell are you doin’ here? I though I told the bastard to come alon-“

“Do not call Romeo a bastard, Oscar.” Davey cuts in. “And I’m here on behalf of him. I wanted to solve this without violence.” He did his best to stand to his full height, something he rarely did. He wanted to look intimidating just in case.

“Pffft! No violence? Geez. You always was a buzkill. At the gates and everywhere else. You wanna solve this then put em up and fight like a real man.”

Davey winced. “You don’t want that.” His stomach growled at him again. He was getting hungrier by the minute and that was bad. But....Oscar was his usual size. He’d be fine. Right?

“I think you’s ment you dont want that. I’m perfectly fine with a fight. So put em up prissy boy.”

Something snapped after that comment. Slowly, Davey starts to drop into a fighting stance. “Don’t ever call me that. And I’ll fight, as long as you leave my boys alone.”

“If you win. And what th’ hell ya mean your boys? Is you’s their mothe’a or somethin’?”

“You could say that.”

Davey watches Oscar’s every move. That’s something he’s learned to do. When fighting the brothers you want to know their fighting style. The same goes for solo fights. The two circle each other for a bit, before the first punch is thrown.

Davey really wished the contact to his shoulder wasn’t the first thing he felt.

He stumbles back in the warehouse (of course they’re there. Real creative me). Damn it all. Fist tightening, knuckles starting to go white, he winds up. Throw....

Contact.

He can feel his knuckles hit against Oscar’s cheek. That had to hurt. He backs up, regaining his footing. There’s a slight twinge of pain accompanying the growl from his stomach this time. Perfect. Just what he needs.

It doesn’t help that Oscar laughs. “Fightin’ on a empty stomach? You really that stupid-“

Davey doesn’t hesitate to shut the other up with a punch to the other side of the jaw, the other fist swinging and hitting his arm after. “Don’t go off topic, Oscar. Give up here and....I’ll spare you.”

There’s a sharp bark of a laugh that echos off the walls from Oscar. “Give up? I don’t give up unless I’m trapped or dead. You hear me?”

“Loud and clear.” He can’t kill the other. He knows that. Morally or physically. Which leaves him with trapping him. But how? His stomach growls again as he dodges a punch. Damn it. He’s so hungry. But he can’t.....hey wait a minute. There was something he could-

No! God, no. He can’t think like that! Oscar was his normal height! He couldn’t swallow him or shrink him like this. Damn it. That didn’t stop him from thinking about it.

When Oscar lunges for him this time everything blacks out. Black. Nothing else. He can’t feel, see, hear, or smell anything. But oddly enough he can taste something. Something so very deliciously sweet. Something he can swear he’s tasted before. It’s amazing.

Then he snaps back. He’s on his knees and his head is swimming. So many facts hit him at once. There’s something warm and smooth on his legs, there’s no pressure on his stomach most likely meaning his vest is unbuttoned, that sweet taste lingers on his tongue, and he’s so pleasantly full. The most full hes probably ever been. Slowly, his eyes flutter open.

Everything clicks at once. Where Oscar is, why he’s not being attacked, where that taste is from, and why he’s so full. A small noise of suprise escapes him as he looks down to his stomach, panting. “O-Oh my....I.....I just......oh.....I....”

“Ya FUCKIN’ ATE ME YA FREAK!!!” Comes a muffled voice from the more then oblivious squirming bulge in his stomach. Squirming that feels oddly good. Like when he swallows someone smaller. So this is what it was like. Oo.....

.....it wasn’t bad.

Slowly, a small giggly laugh starts to bubble in his chest. A hand comes up to press and gently rub at his gut. “I see....Phew.....you know, you taste ironically sweet.”

“SO IVE HEARD ASSHOLE!!”

Davey frowns and sighs, shifting his position. With some difficulty he forces himself to he feet, hands going straight to where his captive is. “God, someone’s heavy.”

“Well then spit me up instead of whatever the hell You’s is doin’!”

There’s a hum of thought before the chamber starts to sway with Davey’s steps.

“Now what in th’ hell is you doin’ now?!”

“I’m going to find a comfortable place here to crash. No surprise here but you’re really filling and....it’s normal to want to sleep off a big meal-“

“I’S IS NOT-“

“Relax. Geez. I don’t wanna kill ya....just....keep you for the night. I’m never this full after all.”

The curly haired teen moves to lay on his stomach with a pleased sigh once he’s made it to a hidden corner of the building. Other then the yelling the squirming is real nice. With a content pat to his belly he lets his eyes droop.

“Do me a favor and shut the fuck up, Oscar.....I’m gonna get some sleep...”

“NO WAY IN HELL AM I GONNA-“

“Just because I don’t want to turn you into nothing but a meal doesn’t mean I can’t. So shut the fuck up and let me sleep.”

There’s a comfortable silence Davey finds himself relaxing in as the sensation of being so full pulls him closer and closer to unconscious. When the squirms and yelling kick up it only pushes him further down that path.

Second thought: Facing people on a empty stomach wasn’t all that bad.

[iightdenlate]

120 / You prolly may feel like you still need to win at life, but you’ve actually won multiple times. If you’ve gained anything that you once wanted, or you’ve survived something you thought you wouldn’t be able to get through, guess what? You fuckin won. That’s all you babyyyy! https://www.instagram.com/p/COTbxB8Hj8D/?igshid=1xwji4v79dbe3

[failingtheoscars]

2020 Oscars Predictions: This is How I Win

Miss me? I’m back once again to predict the Oscars and remind you that, yes, the Note feature still exists on facebook. Let’s get to it. This is going to be a disaster.

Animated Feature Will win: Klaus - I fully believe Oscars voters are lazy, and if there’s one movie they’ve seen this year and is safe for them to vote for, it’s Toy Story 4. But after Klaus swept the Annies, I feel that maybe the voters are also loathe to give it to a sequel. This is a tight one. Could win: As I said, Toy Story 4, as everyone but me seems to predict Should win: Al Pacino

Cinematography Will win:1917 Could win: It’s 1917. Should win: I’m okay with this one, actually.

Costume Design Will win: Little Women - The Academy do love old dresses. Could win: Wouldn’t be surprised if Jojo Rabbit took it because the Oscars are shit, but I think if anything will leap in it’ll be Joker. Should win: Little Women, but shout out to next year’s winner Birds of Prey, which wasn’t great but had some wonderful costume work. Kudos!

Documentary (Feature) Will win: Have to run with the buzz here and say American Factory. I ain’t seen any of this Could win: Honeyland has a dual nomination, so prepare for me to smack my head when that wins. For Sama may jump in Should win: Al Pacino

Documentary (Short Subject) Will win: idk. Learning to Skateboard in a Warzone (If You’re a Girl) Could win: ??? you think I watch these ??? Should win:  Al. Pacino.

Editing Will win: Ford V. Ferrari - Car go fast! Vrum! Mama mia, that looksa like good editing to me! Could win: Parasite. I haven’t seen Ford V. Ferrari, but the idea that the academy will go with the movie with the best editing the editing oscar went out the window with the trash heap that is Bohemian Rhapsody - one of the most objectively terribly edited mainstream movies in YEARS but hey maybe theyll give it to Parasite, I don’t know. Should win:  Not Jojo.

International Feature Film Will win: Parasite Could win:Parasite Should win: It’s Parasite, dawg.

Makeup and Hairstyling Will win: Bombshell - dang how dey make charlize look liek dat Could win: It really, really, could be Joker, but I have a weird theory that Oscar voters are already tiring of that movie. Should win: Me, for this mean mug

Music (Original Score) Will win: Joker Could win: 1917, despite me not remembering a single song Should win: Parasite. Oh, it’s not nominated? i do not care

Music (Original Song) Will win: Rocketman, because if they showered Bohemian Rhapsody with awards, they can at least give one to Rocketman. Could win: Frozen II, just because we’re still fucking humming Let It Go Should win: Al Pacino in the Irishman saying “you charge a gun... a knife, you run.”

Production Design Will win: Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood, because it has genuinely amazing period design. Could win: Don’t be surprised if they decide to just start throwing random awards to 1917 Should win: OUaTiH, as we call it in dA bIz

Short Film (Animated) Will win: Hair Love? Could win: A different short? Should win:  !?!?!?!?

Short Film (Live Action) Will win: Neighbor’s Window Could win: A different short? Should win:  !?!??!?!?!?!?!alpacino

Sound Editing Will win: 1917 - thing go boom! Could win: Ford V. Ferrari - thing go vroom! Should win: Well as you know I have very strong opinions about sound editing and in this essay I will explain them. Webster’s defines sound editing as

Sound Mixing Will win: 1917 - See above. Could win: Ford V. Ferrari (more like Snore-d v. Bore-arri, am I right? Idk i havent watched it) Should win: The sound when they slam the bottle of booze into the watermelon in The Irishman

Visual Effects Will win: 1917 - Despite the brave work put into making an evil animated raisin in Avengers, I think they’ll give it to the showy one take (well... two. Well... many) show of 1917 Could win: Avengers: I... am... inevitabl(y in second place) Should win: Alright. I’ll admit it. Not the Irishman.

Writing (Adapted Screenplay) Will win: Jojo Rabbit, because it’s not the Oscars if the shittiest movie of the year doesn’t win SOMETHIN Could win: Little Women, on the off chance I travel to another dimension where good movies win awards Should win:  IRISHMANIRISHMANIRISHMANIRISHMAN

Writing (Original Screenplay) Will win: Parasite Could win: 1917. This one is going to be toight like a tiger, and it’s the canary in the coalmine for best picture. If 1917 wins this, it’ll win best picture. We’ll see. Should win:  Honestly... Once Upon a Time.

Supporting Actress Will win: Laura Dern - Look, I have no idea why we’re giving this to Laura Dern. I love Laura Dern. She’s wonderful. I’m happy for her. I have no idea why THIS is the performance we’re doing, but okay. Sure. Could win: Florence Pugh. But its Laura Dern. Should win: #justiceforjlo

Supporting Actor Will win: Brad Pitt - I’m happy with this. He was good. Could win: The Shadow Self of Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt has been having difficulty with his anti-self for a long time, which may emerge in a interdimensional rift in space and time to claim his place as best supporting actor and dark lord of the positronic universe we live in. Should win: AL. FUCKIN. PACINOOOOOO

Lead Actress Will win: Renee Zellweger, because transforming yourself into another famous person always wins. Could win: idk Should win: Lupita Nyong’o in Us

Lead Actor Will win: Joaquin Phoenix - I don’t know if it was the BEST acting... but it was a LOT of acting, I guess! Again, happy for Joaquin, although I don’t know if this should be it. He should’ve gotten it for The Master. Could win: Adam Driver i guess Should win: Either Adam Driver or ADAM SANDLER for Uncut Gems babyyyy

Directing Will win: 1917 - Hey, it feels right. It’s a technically impressive film and they love that shit. Could win: Bong baby for Parasite Should win: Scorsese for again showing us he’s the fuckin G

Picture Will win: Parasite - This is for all the marbles and I’m going against all common knowledge here. In 2018, I thought the Oscars would go for the safe choice and not give it to Moonlight. WRONG. In 2019, I thought: okay, the Oscars is daring now. It won’t be Green Book. WRONG. Now I’ve pendulumed the other way again and think the Oscars will go for the safe choice. Well my instincts have been wrong for two years, so lets George Costanza this and go with the INVERSE of what I think. Could win: 1917 and it totally will, and when it wins if you listen closely you will hear me scream in the distance Should win: It’s The Irishman baby. What else could it possibly be?

Alright get me out of here