#winty media availability

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Since the original post is no longer rbable, have the running joke my friends and I have had for the last few weeks here <3 it has since evolved to him just saying "you look like a cunt" at completely inopportune moments

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Just thought to myself that I could pair one of my jerseys with a button down under it sometime... Stopping that thought process right now. Why does my brain want to larp draft photos SO BAD

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Once again thinking about nesting... Goalies know what's up

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I got tagged by dearest bunnie of @pemguims fame, thankee!! <3

rules: post your first ever hockey art, your latest hockey art, and your favourite hockey art. then tag three hockey artists

(I'm going to just have the first two pictures as the stand-in because otherwise this post will get *much* longer than needed)

(oral fixation chucky was my first edit?? hello? i was fully convinced it was looking up to the hockey gods edit: i guess i posted both on the same day, but this one came up first!)

(no bad days tj oshie is my latest edit (i need to get pack on the edit train whoops))

(life is life johnny toronto is very near and dear to me - i know the mitchy post got a ton of traction, but this is definitely my favorite text edit post!)

(also yes this is sneaky of me but who am i if not walking talking darcy kuemper propaganda. so here we have heavy is the goalie masked head. i really love the parallels i managed to set up in this one!)

for this i am tagging @glimmermann and @hughesquinn - i am terrible at keeping track of who makes edits and whatnot so please give me a bonk on the head if i've missed you and you would like to be tagged : ))

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I know tj oshie said no bad days but it sure is feeling like one up in here 😬👍🏻 ← gal desperately trying not to lose her whimsy over the leafs captaincy news

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pokes at my beloved hockey teams. please post something

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Day one in Helsinki takeaway: Finnish youths love their 11pm basketball matches and being loud about it. I am eternally fascinated by the kuivauskaappi. We are not the same (I am old)💗

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don't call don't text i just saw the john tavares fdn. father's day post

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very sad that the periodic table haiku edit thingie has been happening across days where I have not had time to edit anything 😮‍💨 I wish I could join in....

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bluesblr i don't go here but this is jordan binnington to me. is this anything

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Sorry to be a AMC The Terror fan on my hockeyblog but every time I see David Quinn, our new Pens assistant coach, I keep thinking he's older Thomas Jopson (played by Liam Garrigan)

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☕️ who do you want the leafs to try to get during the offseason?

Hiii Kelsey ty for your q!! Regrettably I am too fresh into hockey to have a well educated answer on this so I am going on vibes alone.

imo Toronto is missing some Finns and that issue should be fixed pronto! To be fair most teams could be greatly improved through the addition of even more Finns. Is Ukko Pekka staying with Buffalo or is he available? See, I think I could make a case with an all goalie skating line- (I just want to prove my point that Pontus is the lovechild of Kniesy and Ookie Pookie)

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How fast do you think Auston Matthews cums?

I appreciate that you're crowdsourcing this answer nonnie but I got a tummy ache from drinking 50ml of Auston's prime flavor today, I don't think I am on any wavelength with him that would grant me that answer.

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If you get a boop from @rhaill it is I.... Your humble muppet man (gn)

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today's edition of hockey dreams i've had: brady tkachuk knitting a duck and calling it brady tkaduck

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@torontoicehounds jords winty meet up real???