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Wow Oscar was actually such a cute baby! His expressions now and then are identical truly

the more things change, the more they stay the same

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re: your post about oscar following the academic track: as someone who went to oxford uni, i can absolutely tell you that oscar's swagless dancing and nerd tendencies would fit RIGHT in with the engineering course (+ other sciences) here. he'd have been a fucking HIT.

now how do i make this carcar. old money sports art history guy vs new money nonchalant engineer. they fight over the same spot at the library until there's some end of year party and they have a torrid makeout behind a statue of some geezer

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the ea is oscar btw <- and oscar “DESPISES” him

carlos walks in after a lunch one day with lipstick on his cheek and oscar shoves a packet of wet wipes at him.

oscar: "had fun?"

carlos: "what?"

oscar: *long sigh* *swipes phone open on selfie mode to show him*

carlos: "oh. that. i had lunch with my mum. she says hi btw"

oscar: "noted. you still haven't authorised the trades for the Rodrigues account."

carlos: "is this a statement or a question?"

oscar: "it's an accusation, because i already fixed it for you."

carlos: "have i ever told you that i love you--"

oscar: "never speak to me again."

carlos: "i will bring you timtams and spanish chocolate."

oscar: "...."

oscar: "...."

oscar: "what flavour."

(stupidness from this post these tags: #cs55 #in another life he is a private banker #and his EA rolls their eyes everytime he comes in to share his receipts for the expenses report #but carlos gets away with it because he always remembers everyone's birthdays and gets snacks for the EA pool and their assorted pets #the EA is oscar btw)

edited to add: this now has a small part 2 for those interested

edited again to add: this is now a full fic!!

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max f saying he’s very familiar with how Oscar looks so he knows he’s changed… so #real. Saying he’s more chad😭😭

That being said can someone post pics, links, etc… I can see it but not also. He’s def bulked up

he knows...

bahrain 2024 (season start) vs

abu dhabi 2024 (season end)

qatar 2023 vs

qatar 2024

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we've all been mystified by the broadscar growth but its so simple. he presented as an alpha in the winter break before the 2024 season

he should do some push ups. on camera. i don’t think he can do 150 in a row. he should prove us wrong. shirtless

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waittttttt your brain is so bodacious vampire frando sounds so interesting

if you’re comfortable/want to, tell me more ? 👀

ok i rly was supposed get some stuff done before fp1 later, but since you are ENCOURAGING me...

NORPINTO-FRANDO VAMPIRE AU

lando has been a vampire for like. a relatively long time by human standards. make of that what you will

he lives in an apartment, what we do in the shadows style, with... carlos and oscar

lando generally tries to be really clean with his feeding and take only enough blood out, so that the folks he bites wake up with a headache and minor anaemia

however. he drags unsuspecting graduate student franco into an alley and bites him, but gets distracted because franco TALKS the whole time.

turns out franco is like. a literature student who has always had an overactive imagination. he quickly puts the dots together and is like "OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU... A VAMPIRE" before lando is like "shush this won't take long if you stay still" and sinks his fangs into franco

franco yaps at length about how "at home in argentina there are witches and el familiar, in fact the idea of good and bad is very fluid in argentina and there is intercreature harmony, and oh! do you maybe know some of the witch clans from catamarca or salta?" and lando is like "??? how do you know all this ???" but by then he also realises his teeth have been in franco's neck for way too long, and oh shit franco is passing out and ahhhh---

franco is accidentally turned 🧛

lando is like "CRAP what do i do with this baby vampire wth ???" and he fireman carries him back to the house to try and figure it out. he spends half the time googling how to un-turn a vampire because oscar told him that like, google can tell you lots of stuff now

blablabla franco cannot be un-turned, so the rest of the fic is probably lando teaching franco how to do Vampire Things.

except franco just TALKS the whole time through EVERYTHING, including: how to feed, how to fly, how to stay out of trouble with the supernatural creatures international tribunal etcetc.

franco asks a lot of questions like "is it true you hate garlic" to lando and oscar is like "no he just hates fish, that's different".

carlos is like "i didn't know ur new sire speaks SPANISH" and then he actually gets rly excited to have a yapyap friend too

at some point oscar gets sick and tired of people not doing the dishes when they're supposed to in the house, so he turns into a bat and flies off in a huff

anyway idk how it ends but franco enjoys being a vampire somehow and they have a little vampire coven and lando gifts franco a little onyx hellhound figure to remind him of home

franco definitely asks lando "can i fly to argentina faster now" and lando is like. "no. you definitely need a rest stop somewhere further north like... mexico or smth, pls don't attempt that, also we have heavy regulations now because of the huge volume of air traffic in the sky so, pls just take a plane. here have the keys to my jet and tell them the code is ln4, they'll take you anywhere."

franco: YOU HAVE A PRIVATE JET WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? WHY DO WE LIVE IN SUCH A DUMP?

lando, carlos, oscar (altogether): oi/hey/excuse me mate this is our dump 😠

edited to add: a carcar moment, and part 2

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wait I keep seeing carcar on my dash. What happened? Was it just the Carlos reporting Oscar on the radio thing?

the people just yearn for the carcar

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I’m ngl carcar has not been moving me UNTIL I saw Carlos on the fanstage being like “Oscar you haven’t talked..”

what is love if not attention‼️‼️‼️ are they not the same thing‼️ And we know oscar loves attention… Carlos noticing Oscar hasn’t been saying much… that’s very cute ngl

pride and prejudice but in blue and orange jerseys

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ok but the Part2 of that pic 👀👀👀👀

ARMS

you see arms i see shrimp that needs to be clasped carefully between tongs before being tossed on the barbecue. however these things can and should peacefully coexist. i believe in a pluralistic society

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still thinking about that presenter asking oscar right before the race how aggressive does he expect carlos to be, and oscar answering "very" all smiley all affectionately

bro was so excited for his last bit of carcar beef, only for max to punt him into oblivion before carlos got the chance to even try to crash into oscar himself...

he wanted that wheel to wheel… he wanted that final touch-by-katseye-dot-mp3… he wanted to know what love is, wanted carlos to show him… and it was max got in the way of rpf, max got in the way of true love, max got in the way of them finding love in a hopeless place 💔

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carlos sainz and oscar piastri are rivals in men's singles figure skating. carlos has had an uneven run in the last couple of years with constant coach changes, unlucky injuries, and a few wins. oscar emerges onto the scene after a judging dispute with the skating federation (that he wins in the media) – and his understanding of new regs means he's one of the top new gen skaters to watch.

carlos and oscar have several misunderstandings in the warm ups for competitions where they almost crash into each other on the ice, when carlos dismissively says "having basic spatial awareness is something even rookies can do."

so it's distaste at first sight, and it gets worse and worse the more the press try to pit them against each other: an old dog with few new tricks, and the new thing on the block hungry for blood.

do things between the two stay cool on (and off) the ice? or does the tension between them mean things are about to get a lot more heated?

from: put a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about.

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:))

carcar historical/victorian AU. oscar represents the industrial interests of webber & associates, as a steward tasked with ensuring the success of an ambitious project: the construction of a new railroad, one that is set to be a highway for new modes of commerce and trade on a vast scale.

the issue is, there is one member of the gentry who refuses to allow construction through his land. enter: carlos sainz jr. the two clash right away, and a battle over what seems to be a railroad really is about the battle of different interests and willingness to change.

(does oscar visit carlos's estate one night to try and understand what carlos's prickliness is about? yes. do they have a clash of principles that results in both of them shouting at each other in heated tones? yes. do they end up kissing each other up against the library walls where only the pages and old editions and gas lamps are there to keep their secrets? also, very much, yes.)

from: put a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about.

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🌪️omg 814 romcom?! Tell us more

sure! here’s a short snip:

“Will that be all?” Oscar asks.

“Yeah,” says the customer. He shoves his hands in his pockets, and then seems to think about something. “But, actually. What’s, like. The best flavour of crisps?”

“Er. Any… occasion?”

“Nothing super special. I just want to hear an opinion.”

Oscar blinks. His mind is piecing this together, wondering if this is a trick. He usually is asked about things like cheese, or game meats, or seasonal berries. Not really crisps, though. Most people had their own preference already.

“I’m being so serious,” the customer-wearing-a-baseball-cap says.

^answering this from a fic asks game from a while ago

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Speaking of Oscar swearing… remember when lando revealed Oscar says cunt often. Beautiful stuff. Culture

rue, when was this???

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canonically yes i believe tchaikovsky was fruity

thanks. important information

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i think broadscar is big propaganda perpetrated by none other than lando norris, why when lando isnt there, like the burger ad, oscar just looks smol and cutieful??

this is accurate i can’t dispute that chief. broadscar is a policy brought about by nefarious forces (Lando Norris) who only seek to change his relative pookieism for selfish gain (keeping oscar to himself)