#wiz.posts

[tennisbagel]

crying at this description of jannik in the guardian's report of the australian open:

sports journalism truly is just institutionally accepted rpf if u squint

[davekatplayswiz101]

dave, to rose/terezi/literally anyone: i just... i just really care about him. idk. i want to spend my life with him in whatever way that is. i dont know where id be without him

dave, to karkat: hey bro i made you in wizard101 and you fucking suck at magic

[tennisbagel]

i love when sports journalism is basically institutionally acceptable rpf, and im being deadly serious

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[tennisbagel]

jannik and carlos are soooo normal about each other you guys. normal. so normal. so averagely normal and normalistic about each other. not obsessive at all. not tracking each other's every move and locked into a generational battle with each other where they still hold onto their tentative rivalry that is not quite a friendship but also something more. not about to be incredibly clued in to each other's physical cues or mental tactics or watching each other on a hairpin trigger and anticipating each other's microscopic moves for hundreds of matches to come. not playing a relentless game of mental chess that would exhaust most other people in three sets but they do it for hours and hours at the edge of physical and mental stamina each time. they are sooo normal i promise.

[tennisbagel]

sincaraz as sun and midnight rain except rain (jannik) is actually unfathomably awkward and sun (carlos) thinks chaotic evil is a feature rather than a bug

[tennisbagel]

why did i literally pick the most stupidly exclusionary sports to stan (tennis and f1)… i could’ve followed football… badminton… ​volleyball… born to be a mass sports enthusiast cursed to hyperfixate on the most esoteric forms of professional athleticism known to mankind…

[tennisbagel]

we will go ahead and ignore the part where i acquire a random new hyperfixation (tennis) as a routine part of my adhd...

[tennisbagel]

i show interest in tennis ONE TIME and get absolutely blasted with padel ads… guess it’s better than the weird bejeweled connect ones or questionable anime breasted boobily rpf mobile games

[tennisbagel]

gypsy by shakira came on the karaoke tv system where i was having some drinks thing the other night and i got violently jumpscared into remembering that rafa was in that video more than *checks notes* FIFTEEN YEARS ago?? like. what is time. where am i. what year is it. who is world #1??

[tennisbagel]

had to work on an f1 fic for a playlist exchange today so did not have time to tackle my sincaraz fic brain fumes... that said, sometimes fun things happen after sitting with something for a time... so i will continue... to sit with it....

[davekatplayswiz101]

“You knew it was bound to happen. You have a type, and that type is ‘anyone who gives you a modicum of attention,’ and him being moderately cute and occasionally funny made it all but impossible to avoid, but you put up some self defense. You told yourself, I'm not going easy. When I fall for him, it's going to be kicking and screaming and angry. I won't fucking go gentle.

But then, a sweep or so later, you're looking up from the bottom of a long well of loving Dave Strider, and realizing the fall was so gentle, you didn't even notice the landing.”

(excerpt from a fic I won’t get around to writing)

[davekatplayswiz101]

the ennui of too late and too little…

a very old grimdark rose sketch I happened upon. thought it was a shame I never posted :))

[davekatplayswiz101]

for your consideration: gay rights vriska

[ID: the words “gay rights” in all caps, but all the letters are made up of tiny images of vriska]

[davekatplayswiz101]

While staring at the Big Dipper, fantasizing about sitting in that giant celestial soup: Dave Strider didn’t know how good he had it