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Has Gavamont the Green resurrected the art of Quesomancy?
-by reporter Jim
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Quesomancy, the art of controlling cheese, was thought to be lost centuries ago, with the death of legendary quesomancer Dafalgan. Of course, some spells subsisted, no new ones were discovered, and it is now taught as a dead school of magic, with spells and incantations outdated by centuries of magical progress. However, on a quest to settle an old feud between the Green Council and the Indigo Council, @gavamont took on a quest to find the Ultimate Cheese. In doing so, he studied Quesomancy, and ended up casting a new spell, unheard of, and of category 5. This was the cheese deluge that struck our plane recently (7 dead, 11 wounded).
Now, Gavamont's cheese is not universally loved. Red Wizard @ratazom said "none of it is as good as my nana's!". One thing is sure, however. This is a huge breakthrough for Quesomancy, and perhaps the first documented case of a school of magic being brought back, as well as, finally, the end of the Green and Indigo Councils feud.
Congratulations to Gavamont!
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bumblewarden · 2 years
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bumbleWarden Installation Wizard
New sideblog! How long will this one last?
Primarily archival atm, I'm going to be storing here posts about my Dragon Age ocs. Might start also reblogging those ask games here as well, but that's TBD
Will occasionally post here oc lore that doesn't feel general enough to put on my main (@bumblerhizal), but expect those to be outliers
The initial mass reblog will be on a 2/day queue that I will set up this weekend (July 15th-17th). Hopefully, I should also be updating my theme and icon then
Safe scrolling!
07/16/2022: Queue has been set up with all relevant posts I could find for a total of 84. Rate updated to 3/day. Excluding the likely possibility of me adding to the queue before it empties out, projected final queued post will be on August 12th
07/17/2022: Theme, header, and icon updated.
07/19/2022: Tempted into moderately forgoing my dedication to chronicological order and reblogging ask games here before the queue empties
08/14/2022: Backlog is transferred, and queue is empty. Normal posting to resume.
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The Grechen Emergency!
-by Reporter Jim. This article's publication has been authorized despite its author's emprisonment in the City of Towers by Council Members Lepriss, Serioth, Oulran and Werill'
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An eldrich entity called the Grechen has recently entered our Multiversal Sector. @feyosha has issued an emergency warning. The Council advises to follow their instructions. Do not feed the creature or give it extra orifices. It also appears that the creature spreads the Hunger a disease that seems to turn the victims into creatures similar to the Grechen. The Council also advises to stay away from it at all costs. Stay in your Towers, and wait for more information. Avoid contact with infected people. The degree of contagion of the Hunger is still unclear.
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