#woody woodward

[cultreslut]

the fifth dimension, up, up, and away, 1967

art and design by woody woodward & wayne kimbell

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[lostloveletters]

HOW am I just now thinking of this. Shop Teacher!Woody x Music Teacher!Brady AU

[citizenscreen]

Jimmy Stewart fishing with his old friend Clyde “Woodie” Woodward, 1945.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Where did the myth of "Australia" come from? I've heard many stories about that place but what are the origins of that legend?

Australia, or "North Tasmania," was first proposed by explorer Chris Columbus (no relation) in 1770. Many explorers died attempting to locate the island, and so many ships and bodies piled up that they formed a great barrier reef. In 1901, Captain John Green (no relation) found the great barrier reef and named it "The Great Barrier Reef" because Green was not a creative colonialist.

Around the same time however, Captain Woodward "Woody" Allen (no relation) discovered the island of West New Zealand. As Zealand itself in Denmark was itself only a few years old, and was farther west than the island, Allen named it "Slightly Newer Less West Zealand," the initials of which became the acronym, "Australia." Linguists are not sure how this works but as Allen was British and we still don't know what language was spoken in Britain in the 1700s, the words may well have worked out.

So the legend of Australia was born, and Britain immediately began exiling its worst criminals there, including Al Capone (no relation), Charles Manson (no relation), and Donald Trump (the same). Landing in Botany Bay (named for a location in Star Trek), the criminals began subjugating, abusing, and terrorizing the people who already lived there, as was the tradition at the time, through history, currently, and in the future.

Australia, despite its origin as a myth, is now a thriving country whose national anthem is a song about a homeless man drowning in a puddle.

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What's your take on John Brady with a totally WILD girl? Like not necessarily that she's bad or anything lol, but she's just ahead of her time—feminist energy, maybe willing to get in fights, speaks her mind, wants to do work in a field that's dominated by men?

Dearest darling nonny 💙

I have simmered and stewed and pondered on this ask and attempted to approach it six ways from Sunday (I am quite confident you have noticed how long it has taken me to respond 😅)…

However I simply have not found a way to answer this that does not feel like I’m stepping on my dear friend Battie’s toes with her delightful series featuring an OC named Kate “Woody” Woodward and exploring her relationship with our dear John Brady.

Therefore I will respectfully decline and instead recommend you check out @lostloveletters’s series of writings on this delightful couple here.

[pwlanier]

'ZEMKE'S WOLF PACK' JACKET PATCH

Very rare leather patch worn by a pilot member of the famed 'Zemke's Wolf Pack', the 56th Fighter Group, 8th Air Force which accumulated over 1,000 kills in the skies of Europe in the latter part of World War II. The 5.5 in. dia. heavy leather patch bears a painted image of the group's insignia, a growling bulldog sporting a pair of battle-ready boxing gloves emblazoned with lightning bolts. At some point, the name of the group was added to the patch, possibly during the war years. The patch bears the name of its owner 'Woodward' on the reverse in black pencil. This relic originates from the estate of 56th Pursuit Squadron veteran pilot JOHN ARTHUR 'WOODY' WOODWARD (1919-1995). Woodward enlisted in the A.A.F. in 1943 and received his training at Mitchel Field and Sother Field before being transferred to the 56th in the U.K.

Alexander Historical

[homomenhommes]

STORY: Ups And Downs 24

Brother to Brother

I almost knocked Ward down as I flew off the platform and raced to greet my brother Eric, completely oblivious to the fact that I was stark naked and dragging a dong that was still three-quarters erect. I threw my arms around him and squeezed him so hard that I almost cut off his air supply. Yes, it’s true that he and I had never really been very close—mostly due to the difference in our ages—but he was the first family member I had seen in months, and I guess I was starved for that connection.

“Whoa, bro! I’m glad to see you too.”

“Eric, what are you doing here? Did you know I would be here?”

“Of course, Joe. I came to see you…although I didn’t know I was going to see all of you…but that’s OK. It’s cool.”

“But how did you know that I would be here?”

“Amy told me. I speak to her and Mom about once a week. I wasn’t sure I could make it since Cindy’s parents are visiting this weekend, but then I got a call from Mr. Block here, and he convinced me that I should not miss this opportunity.”

“How long are you going to be around?”

“I’ve only got a couple more hours, and then I have to get back to New Haven.”

“Why don’t you two go grab some lunch and catch up?” suggested Mr. Block.

I looked to Mr. Block, Woody, and Eric to make sure I had everyone’s approval. Mr. Block and Eric nodded their assent, and Woody suggested that I might want to put on some clothes before going out. Before racing off to the changing room, I hugged Mr. Block and Woody, which drew smiles of surprise from both of them and a chuckle from Eric.

“Oh, I’m glad you’re still here,” I said to Ward as I entered the changing room. “I wanted to thank you for guiding me through that gig, but when I saw my brother in the crowd, I just had to fly.”

“Your brother, eh?” he asked as he finished getting dressed. “From the way you were acting, I thought maybe he was your boyfriend.”

“No, I don’t have a boyfriend,” I replied, which drew slight nods and a little smile from Ward. “Are you going to be around for the rest of the show?” I asked.

“No,” said Ward, to my disappointment. “I was planning to stay with Dimitri at his uncle’s place, but since Dimitri didn’t come and I have no way of contacting his uncle, I guess I’ll have to go back to the city. I can’t really afford to stay in a hotel here.”

“But you can share my room,” I insisted. “I’ve got a king-size bed, and maybe you can give me a few more pointers on modeling.”

“That sounds like fun,” Ward perked up.

“Great!” I said. “I’m off to have lunch with Eric, but I’ll be back in a couple of hours.”

“I’ll be here,” he assured me as he zipped up his pants and headed for the exit. But then he turned around, came back to me, and planted a big fat sloppy kiss on my lips before finally taking his leave.

I found Eric assessing my sketches when I returned to the main area of the warehouse. “Amy told me you were very talented,” he remarked, “but I had no idea you were this good.”

“I hope I haven’t embarrassed you,” I said.

“No, of course not. Why the hell would you think that?”

“Well, not everybody appreciates erotic art, especially homoerotic art, and after the way Dad reacted—”

“I’m not Dad,” Eric snapped, a little more forcefully than I could have imagined. “Don’t get me wrong,” he added. “I love him dearly, but he can be a bit provincial in his thinking and hot headed, and the way he treated you is just downright shitty.”

I never felt closer to Eric than at that moment.

“But I am so proud of you…the way you have bounced back and made a life for yourself.”

“I’m still on probation with this job,” I cautioned.

“Bullshit! Mr. Block and Mr. Woodward…I guess you call him Woody…those guys fucking love you. They couldn’t stop praising you, not just for your artistic skills but for everything you do there. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if they adopted you.”

I had thought I was doing well in the job, but the intensity of Eric’s report surprised me and left me just a bit speechless.

“Let’s finish this conversation over lunch,” Eric suggested. “I’m starving.”

“Me too,” I agreed.

Eric drove us to a nice restaurant not far from the warehouse. “Aaron suggested this place. It’s a bit pricy, but he says the food is good, and it’s quiet.”

I held up my “company” credit card and replied, “Lunch is on me.”

“Well, look at you, Mr. Bigshot,” he teased.

As we placed our orders and waited for our lunch to arrive, I probed Eric’s feelings about my modeling. “Are you sure you didn’t feel just a little uncomfortable seeing your brother modeling completely naked up on that stage?”

“Uncomfortable? No, not at all. I was proud. Hell, you were the hottest guy in that whole place.”

“Me? Not Ward?”

“He would run a close second, but every man there was aching to get into bed with you. Hell, if you weren’t my little brother, I would have jumped your bones myself.”

“Eric!”

“What? I said if you weren’t my little brother.”

“Yeah, but you’re not…. Wait. Are you trying to tell me that you’re gay too?”

“No I’m not gay. I’m bi.”

“So you have sex with men and women?”

“Not since I married Cindy. She’s bisexual too, by the way. We both had sex with people of either sex before we were married, sometimes together and sometimes separately, but when we got married, we took a vow of monogamy, and I’ve never had sex with anyone else since—male or female.”

“So you went straight when you got married?”

“When did you become gay, Joe?”

Scoffing, I replied, “I didn’t become gay. I’ve always been gay. I was born this way, and I will die this way.”

“Exactly. And I was born bisexual. Sexual orientation is not who you do. It’s who you are. And just because a man gets married, that doesn’t make him any less gay or less bisexual. It may change what he does, but it doesn’t change what he is.”

“I never thought of it that way.”

After our lunch, we ordered coffee and chatted for another hour before he took me back to the warehouse where the art show was being held.

“Joe, don’t let Dad hold you back. He’ll come around eventually. Just keep doing what you’re doing and being who you are. You are an exceptional young man, and I am so proud to call you my brother.”

It was all I could do to hold back my tears, so I just gave Eric a great big bear hug—with clothes on this time—and we agreed to keep in touch.

When I found Mr. Block inside, I offered him the receipt for lunch and told him I would reimburse him for the personal expense.

“Joe, did you discuss your job with your brother?”

“Yeah, some.”

“OK, then it’s a business expense. I’ll keep the receipt for the records, but you don’t owe me a thing. Did you two have a good chat?”

“Yeah, I’ll say. I’ve never felt closer to my brother.”

“That’s great. In that case, it was worth every penny you spent.”

I thanked him profusely and asked if there was anything he needed me to do. When he said no, I went to find Aaron to ask him the same question. “Will you want me to help you take down the platform after we close?”

“No,” he said, “I think we’ll just leave it up for the auction tomorrow.”

The auction. Wow! My sketches were going up for auction. Of course, if nobody bids, or if they bid too low, I might end up with less than $100, but that’s OK. I ever expected to make any money off of them anyway.

I decided to go back to the area where my sketches were on display and, seeing Ward up ahead, I started walking toward him when I was besieged once again by patrons who wanted to know all about my sketches and about me. I collected dozens more cards from artists who wanted to paint me and from individuals who wanted me to sketch them. And then, of course, there were the guys who just wanted to fuck me, but that was flattering too.

At closing time, I explained Ward’s predicament to Mr. Block and Woody and informed them that he would be staying with me for the night. “Woody and I will be having a late supper around 9:00. We won’t need your help for anything, but you and Ward are certainly welcome to join us.”

When Ward and I got to my room, I informed him of the invitation, and he replied, “Good, ‘cuz we’re both gonna be starving by the time I get through with you.” And with that, he tore my clothes off, threw me onto the bed, and picked up where he had left off in our modeling bit.

He pulled me to the edge of the bed with my head hanging over the edge and shoved his cock down my throat. I gagged several times, but I wasn’t complaining. He had a marvelous cock, and I loved every inch of it.

Ward was a talker. As he skull-fucked me, he grunted about how good his cock felt in my mouth and how I must enjoy having a real man-cock bruising my tonsils. After several minutes of this kind of foreplay, he dragged me back fully onto the bed, flipped me onto my stomach, shoved his big dick up my ass, and fell on top of me as he humped me doggie style. “You like my big dick, don’t you Joe? Sure you do. You fuckin’ love it.” He was pounding me so hard that all I could do was to grunt and moan in reply.

After about ten minutes of this position, he turned me 45 degrees and fucked me sideways. Then, ten minutes or so after that, he flipped me again in a different position. I’ve gotta give the guy this: he sure as hell had plenty of stamina. And he knew positions that I had never even heard of or seen in porn flicks. Damn, he was good!

But he saved the best for last. He flipped me on my back, lifted my legs over his shoulders, and fucked me missionary style, but as he did that, he pumped my own aching dick, saying things like, “Damn, you’re a good fuck, boy. I could fuck you all night.” (And he probably could too.) “You’ve got a nice dick too. It feels good in my hand. I wonder if it’s gonna feel as good in my ass later. God, I hope you’re not just shitting me. I really want my dick inside of you tonight. With that thought in my mind, I shot my load all over the headboard as well as my face and body.

“Damn, stud. You been saving up all month for me? Just for me? I’m flattered,” he laughed until his own orgasm took control of him. As he poured his man seed into me, all he could do was grunt, moan, and slam his dick deeper and deeper into my guts. He was definitely a power fucker.

Once we showered and got dressed, we made it down to the hotel lobby just in time to meet Mr. Block and Woody for dinner.

Seeing the satisfied grins on our faces, Woody quipped, “Damn, you don’t waste any time, do you, Joe?”

I had always treated Woody with deference, never wanting to crack that business-like façade of his, but this time, I just couldn’t resist the temptation.

“Oh, you’re just jealous, Woody.”

Caught off guard by my sudden brashness, Woody stiffened a bit, but Mr. Block just howled with laughter. “I think you may have met your match, Woody.” And he laughed even harder.

To be continued

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[willyfarquarsons]

I’m just NOW noticing that former #1 adidas fan woodward woody wood has been wearing air forces??????????? who does he think he is I’ve never been so disappointed in him 😭

[bastillemxfans]

Woody last week with Abbie Mac who signed her new record label deal and also being judge in the “Young Drummer of The Year” competition

📸 Life is Beautiful // Jake Woodward

[ljones41]

Movie and Television Productions About WATERGATE

June 17 marks the 50th anniversary of Watergate, probably the most famous political scandal in U.S. history.  Below are images from movie and television productions about Watergate:

1.  “All the President’s Men” (1976) - Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman starred in this adaptation of Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward’s 1974 bestselling book about their investigation and exposure of the Watergate scandal for The Washington Post.  Alan J. Pakula directed.

2.  “Washington:  Behind Closed Doors” (1977) - Cliff Robertson and Jason Robards starred in this ABC six-part television adaptation of White House aide John Ehrlichman’s 1976 novel, “The Company”.  Gary Nelson directed.

3.  “Blind Ambition” (1979) - Martin Sheen starred in this CBS four-part television adaptation of White House counsel John Dean’s 1976 memoirs, “Blind Ambition:  The White House Years”.  George Schaefer directed.

4.  “Will:  G. Gordon Liddy” (1982) - Robert Conrad starred in this television movie adaptation of Watergate burglar/conspirator G. Gordon Liddy’s 1980 memoirs about the Watergate scandal.  Robert Liberman directed.

5.  “The Final Days” (1989) - Lane Smith starred as President Richard Nixon in this ABC television adaptation of Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward’s 1976 book about the Nixon Administration following the revelation of the Watergate scandal.  Richard Pearce directed.

6.  “Nixon” (1995) - Oscar nominees Anthony Hopkins and Joan Allen starred in this biopic about Nixon’s political and personal life.   Oliver Stone co-wrote and directed this film.

7.  “Dick” (1999) - Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams starred in this comedic reimagining of the Watergate scandal as two Washington D.C. teenagers who exposes the scandal and brings down the Nixon administration.  Andrew Fleming co-wrote and directed the film.

8.  “Frost/Nixon” (2008) - Michael Sheen and Frank Langella starred in this adaptation of Peter Morgan’s 2006 play about the behind-the-scenes details of David Frost’s 1977 television interview with Nixon.  Ron Howard directed.

9.  “Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House” (2017) - Liam Neeson starred as adaptation of FBI agent Mark Felt’s 2006 autobiography about how he became “Deep Throat” for Bernstein and Woodward.  Peter Landesman directed.

 10.  “Gaslit” (2022) - Julia Roberts starred in STARZ’s eight-part television adaptation of Slow Burn’s 2017 podcast about the Watergate scandal.  Created by Robbie Pickering, Matt Ross directed.  

11.  “The White House Plumbers” (2022) - Woody Harrelson and Justin Theroux star in HBO’s upcoming television adaptation of Egil Krogh and Matthew Krogh’s book about the Watergate scandal.  Created by Alex Gregory and Peter Huyck, David Manel directed.

[donnacorless]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Vintage Woodward and Lothrop Blue Pinstripe Button Down Long Sleeve Dress Shirt.

[lostloveletters]

im about to start going door to door with pamphlets about woody and brady JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

This is so funny and sweet thank you! I’m so glad you like them🖤

🦇 Battie

[hatespeechinvestthis]

i dont fucking wanna play this religion in the lime lights

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setting people up just because you can get their hgopes up for years

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stacey fucking zxerrbe

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[jackbatchelor3]

Mini-EastEnders reunion for Robbie and Woody on Celebs Go Dating

[tabloidtoc]

National Examiner, December 23

Cover: After 26 years Cheers dark secrets revealed 

Page 2: Secrets behind National Velvet 

Page 4: Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward -- the romance never died 

Page 6: The original Gerber baby turns 93 

Page 7: How to protect pets from the harsh winter 

Page 8: Props from Star Trek and Batman and I Dream of Jeannie up for auction

Page 9: Medicare changes for 2020 

Page 10: Abandoned baby Freddie Figgers now runs $62M company 

Page 11: Your Health 

Page 12: Fixer Upper stars Chip and Joanna Gaines’ amazing rise to the top 

Page 14: Dear Tony -- Keeping your mind in order controls your free will, Tony predicts The Two Popes will win a Golden Globe and Anthony Hopkins will win the Oscar for best actor 

Page 15: Kristen Bell helping teachers get all the supplies they need for their classrooms 

Page 16: Artist Duane Michals pokes fun at the rich and famous 

Page 18: Mom down in the dumps about battling breast cancer had her spirits raised by a stranger who was a 13-year breast cancer survivor 

Page 19: Jill the Squirrel lives in comfort after being rescued after a hurricane 

Page 20: Dark secrets behind Cheers 

Page 22: Football hero DeAndre Hopkins of the Houston Texans has a ritual he follows every time he scores -- he keeps going through the end zone to find his blind mother in the stands and give her the ball 

Page 24: Heartbreak really can be fatal 

Page 25: Animal lovers cheer new anti-cruelty law 

Page 26: 20 festive Christmas facts 

Page 28: Mother-daughter doubles who could be sisters -- Kaia Gerber and Cindy Crawford, Christie Brinkley and Sailor Brinkley-Cook, Gillian Anderson and Piper Maru, Andie MacDowell and daughters Rainey and Margaret 

Page 29: Catherine Zeta-Jones and Carys Douglas, Uma Thurman and Maya Hawke, Bette Midler and Sophie Von Haselberg, Demi Moore and Rumer Willis 

Page 30: The Good Doctor 

Page 32: What animals mean in dreams 

Page 36: Walk off 20 lbs. in less than a month 

Page 43: Do you have psychic power? 

Page 44: Eyes on the Stars -- Jeff Goldblum in NYC, Lee Child thinks Tom Cruise is too old to play his character Jack Reacher, Jenna Bush Hager insists she’s not trying to put pressure on her twin Barbara to become a mom, Tom Hanks says playing Fred Rogers was terrifying, Dennis Quaid is defending his relationship with 26-year-old fiancee Laura Savoie who is a year younger than his oldest kid 

Page 45: Carol Burnett and Bob Newhart, Marla Gibbs, Al Roker, John Stamos, Dolly Parton’s advice for aspiring artists, Hailey Baldwin denies that she and Justin Bieber have a baby on the way, Emma Bunton aka Baby Spice says the Spice Girls have talked about new music, Christina Aguilera is all for another reboot of The Mickey Mouse Club