#worst fuckin hobby I ever chose omg

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Before you change all the measurements in your medisa au (which I am very much looking forward to!), metric units are relatively modern, imperial units were used for a long time before this, at least they were in the UK. If you are going for accuracy, were metric units used in ancient Greece?

... that's.... a great question...

That I just googled and fuck that noise, omg

Yeah I'm not coverting that shit. We're going with feet. It's feet, people. Freedom units wins again

Sidenote this grid was hilarious

Just a cavalcade of dirty joke opportunities

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1. Do you like blue cheese? YESSS UNGFFF 😩😩😩

2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Yeeeyp

3.Do you own a gun? Nooooo but i live in an apartment. I want some HEFTY, HEFTY HEFTY gun control but i would also own one if i had a house. I am a nervy bean.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Alcohol. Get a diet cherry limeade take ur to the pool wit ya booze

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Naaah

6. Do you like hot-dogs? Bitch DISGUSTING

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee n water

9. Can you do push-ups? Not right now

10. What’s your favorite meal? Omg too damn much to chose from

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Rings and hoops!

12. Favorite hobby? Eating but I’m working to expand that

13. Do you work with people who idolize you? Lol actually i used to

14. Name a trait that you hate about yourself? NO

15. Middle name? Last name

16. Name 3 thoughts at this moment 1. In what world would Jennifer Anniston be married to Adam Sandler 2. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS REDEEMING FACTOR THAT HE IS A BULLY COP THAT VIOLATES SEARCH N SEZIURE RIGHTS 3. What tf did i expect from an Adam Sandler movie??

17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday: sprite saltines soup for my sick baby

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Water, white claws, gin

19. Current worry right now? Ya know

20. Current hate right now?: forever hating the GOP and people who’s “politics” are about taking away others’ rights

21. Favorite place to be? Uhmm a place where I’m comfortable in my skin

22. How did you bring in New Years? At home with my boo and charcuterie

23. Favorite place to go? To calmness and self peace

24. What is your most recurring dream? My teeth fall out or almost every sat night i dream I’m chugging water but still thirsty

25. Introvert or extrovert? Porque no los dos?

26. What color shirt are you wearing? Green n white tie dye

27. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Hmmm yes

28. Can you whistle? Yep

29. Favorite color? Honestly depends what for i like deep jewel tones mixed with muted nutrels

30. Would you be a pirate? I would not Pilage the poor (would the rich) and would not rape

31. What songs do you sing in the shower? Frank ocean

32. Favorite girl’s name? James or Falore or Prue or i don’t knoeee

33. Favorite boy’s name? Dillon jk i don’t fuckin know

34. Who is your loudest friend? Me

35. What’s in your pocket right now? Nuffin

36. Last thing that made you laugh? Probz a meme

37. Bed sheets as a child? Black silk i was a fancy b

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Female wounds

39. Do you love where you live? Yes!!! I rlly rlly do just wish it ran about 25 degrees cooler

40. How many TVs are in your house? Two

41. What is your worst habit? Road rage

42. How many dogs do you have? Just one

43. Does someone have a crush on you? Mmhmm

44. Do you own slippers? No 😩

45. What is your favorite book? How to build a girl/ how to be famous

46. What is your favorite candy? Reeses

47. What is your favorite sports team? One that does not physically injure ppl permanently, doesn’t revolve around men/ a colonizing racist lens/ or Stanford prison experiment mindset

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Light of a clear blue morning

49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? Hittin that mf hayyy

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? Aww James is home