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[felixneal]

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felix: just found out jason mraz came out as bisexual last year

felix: now ba doo ja doo ja doo doo ba hits different

[lanamemories]

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lana: i put those plastic like. surgeon gloves on my feet earlier fr nostalgia n ws jst walking around alpha nu like tht offering ppl a dr shepherd handshake n cackling rly wildly whenever anyone gasped n told me to tke them off

lana: honestly mayb i've snapped bt it's a bit sexy so who am i 2 complain?? is it not a one man circus??? is god not entertained?????????????

lana: anyways had 2 change my # so this is my new one. it's lana btw

[judememories]

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jude: just closed my eyes for a really fuckin long time and everything was black and i forgot how to open them again

jude: it was so cold in there

jude: i started humming stevie wonder to feel closer to a blind brother in arms so it'd get me through

jude: is that offensive? dunno

jude: anyway what's up i can't sleep

[parklevi]

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levi: isnt it suspicious that the fbi knows its a cult

levi: but wont like say how they know

levi: or give out any other information

levi: maybe theyre the cult??? food for thought

[teddylawrence]

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teddy: harp

teddy: ran in 2 someone frm high school and rinsed them fr their money

teddy: free shots baybee! 😜

teddy: bt now i can t drive home

teddy: sos will pay fr ur uber here or smthn im like right downtown i juT need a ride home mom will be Tres Upset

teddy: [...]

teddy: btw i meant help not hRp

[wrners]

as he passed through the quad, warner became particularly angry with himself that he’d left his air pods sitting atop his dresser. music-listening was an easy deterrent to the clipboard gnats— the obnoxious students with far too much time on their hands shoving petitions in your face. so far two had already tried him. now, someone else crossing his path, warner narrowed his eyes. “i swear to god, if you try to talk to me about meatless mondays or the fucking turtles right now...”

[philcmena-archive]

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philomena: SOS

philomena: NEED ASSISTANCE

philomena: VERY URGENT

[ezramercvr]

“I seriously hate this place,” Mercy said grumpily, shaking around the bag of way too expensive popcorn for a particularly butter-soaked kernel. It was chilly by the boardwalk, breeze stronger due to the close proximity to the beach, which did nothing to brighten his mood, “I used to come here all the time when I was younger and I think... at least 70% of the time if I didn’t witness someone projectile vomiting it was ‘cause it was landing on my lap dramatically. This whole place just smells like puke to me now - that’s some psychological thing, isn’t it?”

[fvkisla]

a large, empty ballroom may have seem intimidating to some, but to isla: it was like stepping back into the pristine corridors of home. the petite blonde sat on the floor as her legs were stretched out, the tips of her toes pointing and flexing to the music playing from her phone. each movement seemed calculated, purposefully put there as if the blonde was an old victorian painting. her body always seemed to fall in a graceful way. as she continued the stretch, her steel eyes caught a figure outside of the room via the mirror. a small, light smirk formed on her face as she gave them a little wave. “are you going to just stand there and stare for a while?” her voice light and teasing, yet loud enough to penetrate the walls. “I know I’m pretty much one of the most aesthetically pleasing people here but it’s getting kind of concerning how long you’ve been there.” painted lips continuing to curl into a smirk.

[savards]

as the next on in line, marco slid his tray towards the cashier. the standard routine: buttons pushed, price flashed on the screen, and wallet fished out of pocket. it only once marco opened up his wallet, finding it bare-bones, that he reminded he’d forgotten the one errand he’d given himself today— to stop by the atm. awkwardly, he turned towards the person next to him, grimacing softly. “there any chance you can spare a few bucks? i swear i’ll pay you back.” he paused for a brief second before throwing in, “if it, uh.... uh, what’s the expression? sweetens the pot? yea. if it does that i can, like, buy lunch for you the next time.”

[rosasamuels]

“Look what I got,” Rosa singsonged, the rickety wooden clown doll in hand clattering as she all but shoved it into her companion’s face, “Did you know they have a clown museum here? I only got to see the gift shop but we should totally check it out tomorrow - hey he kinda looks like you. Might name him after you, let your legacy live on.”

[xxsusts]

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kat: bored bitch alert

kat: i request your best meme

kat: stat.

[lanamemories]

Flinging a red cowboy boot up to kick the door to the communal area of the inn open, it was fairly obvious that Lana was drunk from the way she whipped the end of her feather boa at a stranger’s face as soon as she’d entered. “Dusting out those nostrils! You’re welcome. Bat in the cave.” Making an effort to order her steps as much as possible, she looked a little like she was attempting to walk the plank, eyes concentrated on her feet until she bumped right into someone’s chest. Chin lifting, she let out an amused breath at the fact her balance had swayed. Something about not caring was liberating. “Co-llission! Sheesh, you’re like a boulder. Just... Like the ones, that crushed Mufasa. Or was... Maybe that was warthogs, and they trampled him, or something? Whatever,” came after her squint had lessened, eyeing their face. “Do you have anything to drink? Mine was... stolen. All of it. So sad, very sad. Police called.”

[judememories]

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jude: woke up this afternoon in a pleasant daze, walking to the toilet with my eyes shut. lips smacking, tasting the daylight. unzipped. started streaming that hot sweet urine

jude: only when i opened my eyes that i realised my fuckin toilet was gone

jude: i shit you not it's been wrenched out of here there's rubble everywhere

jude: do you know anything about this :/

[lcofowler]

As embarrassing as it was, Leo was aware of the fact that he looked like an extra that just walked off the set of a slasher movie. The sunglasses that sat restlessly on the throbbing bridge of his nose made it hard to notice the shiner surrounding his still somewhat swollen left eye, but still managed to leave very little to the imagination. Two fresh cuts that still resplit at the slightest of smiles were found on the corners of his bottom lip and a butterfly stitch was in plain sight across the deepest cut that’d graced his browbone. At this point, it was hard to find anything resembling the previous peach tone Leo generally adorned, face a cocktail of blue’s, purples, some greens and yellows where Felix’s punches had grown sloppy. Leo looked gross, and while he kinda loved it, the fact that practically the entire campus knew how he got to look like this was merely humiliating, “You can sit, y’know,” pointing to the empty seat across from him in the cafeteria when he recognized a familiar face stopping to do a double-take, Leo’s brow rose almost mockingly. It was uncharacteristic of him to be seen anywhere alone if he could help it, but the silence was actually a bit of a comfort these days, “It’s not contagious. You won’t wake up tomorrow with a broken nose and... blind or something. Though that’d be cool. Like, shitty but. Kinda cool, I think.”

[parklevi]

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levi: do u think a person can lose tje ability to read

levi: i feel like i jst did that i cannot read