#wtfolklore

[hanktalkin]

The mercs as WTFolklore episode titles

[calamity-triquetra]

What The Folklore is a great podcast because one episode they're proposing a murder bus new world order and the next they're talking about collecting actor's character's powers like by eating their hearts.

Also sometimes they talk about funny folklore.

[dunmeshi]

i just keep remembering the french novella wtfolklore covered for pride month

[wtfwtfolklore]

The lesbian coyote holiday is a slightly scary one.

Carman, ep. 279: Trustworth E. Coyote

[fan-of-eeyore]

[euesworld]

"Sometimes there's a woman so fine and you've looked so many times, you're just like I'm not going to look again.. and then you try not to look and there's like this beacon in your head that says.. 'look, look, look,' but you don't and you are like, ugh, I could have looked just one more time.. what the hell is that target beacon thing in your brain that does that?? Seriously, makes me wonder what the fugg.. why??"

Are we wired to pursue the fittest of our species to such an intense level that we like hone in like a radar, I fight that shizz all of the damn time.. I'm like don't molest her with your eyes, good god man!! Haha.. rant over - eUë

[wtfwtfolklore]

Carman: Most fetishes were probably born in the time of the Bone Age.

Tyler: And the rest are thanks to Totally Spies.

Carman: Yeah, also known as the Second Bone Age.

[wtfwtfolklore]

I am unclear on the existence of November.

Carman, ep. 279: Trustworth E. Coyote

[wtfwtfolklore]

If you look up the antonym to turtle, it is duck.

Carman, ep. 277: Half-Turkey-Half-Rat-Half-Duck-Half-Turtle, All Action

[wtfwtfolklore]

Step 1 in mending your ways: Follow fucking instructions.

Tyler, ep. 174: Downstairs Magic in Clam Water Town

[wtfwtfolklore]

It’s time to start putting babies in jail for being evil.

Tyler, Ramble’s Revenge

[wtfwtfolklore]

You're gonna blot out the sun with toaster ovens.

Tyler, ep. 279: Trustworth E. Coyote

[wtfwtfolklore]

She has that anime willpower.

Gordie, ep. 99: Robber Girl’s Nightly Knife Tickles

[wtfwtfolklore]

You know it's October when you see ghosts skipping along the bean fields.

Tyler, ep. 195: A Horse with High Beams

[wtfwtfolklore]

Bobby Flay, you're on some interdimensional shit right now.

Tyler, ep. 167: Bobby Flay’s Iron Chef Escape Attempts