based on @/kcamui__ post on twitter which I found very funny probably because of fever
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✧₊⊹𝐖𝐮𝐖𝐚 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐔𝐧𝐨
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐨 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 - Always makes sure the rules are crystal clear before everyone start playing. Will call you out if you try any unagreed bullshit like trying to stack +2s on top of +4s. The game’s guide is basically their Bible, they will not hesitate in wiping that page out just to triple check if something is allowed. Is sworn enemies with the Chaos Bringers.
Mortefi, Sanhua, Baizhi
𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐅 - Starts out calm but will absolutely get fired up once the game gets going. Will not hesitate to get revenge if you even try to +4 them. Definitely would argue with the Uno Policers because stacking should totally be allowed idgaf. Somehow has the worst luck out of everyone at the table, getting straight shitty hands. If they do win, they would definitely rub it in everyone’s faces yet lose horribly the next game.
Calcharo, Chixia, Jianxin, Camellya
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 - They are calm and collected the entire game, usually sitting there with a damn good poker face. It seems like they have all the good cards and will absolutely using them when someone is low on cards. I’m talking taking someone from 2 cards to 12 cards in a blink of an eye. Would make silent alliances with other conspirators just to fuck up everyone else. Always 5 steps ahead of the group, guaranteeing they win the majority of the time.
Yinlin, Jinhsi, Jiyan, Taoqi, Changli
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 - The casual and more normal players. They don’t really care about who wins or loses, only that everyone has fun. Usually tries to calm down the Uno Policers or the Competitive AF players…well the best they can anyways. Second mostly likely to win and nobody can get upset with them. Just a good sport that’s happy to be here.
Verina, Yangyang, Lingyang, Yuanwu
𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 - The no strategy player, would collects cards just for the fun of it then strike when least expected. The bane of everyone’s existence because, like the conspirators, it’s difficult to tell what’s going on in their head. Will they give someone the win just for the lols or make sure to prolong the game as long as possible? Nobody fucking knows.
Aalto, Encore, Scar, Rover, Danjin
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the fact ALL the resonators from the new federation have some form of parental problem. aalto has an alcoholic father, mortefi’s parents emotionally neglected him, calcharo has been an exile since he was young with no mention of his parents. and both verina and encore are seemingly orphans.
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Got my Aalto to intimacy 5 and. You know what? That is, in fact, one way to inform a kid her mother is past tense without actually saying it.
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