#xiyuan

[petitworld]

Xiyuan Park, Wuhan, China

[wumiings]

Wu Xi: [gets down on one knee]

Jing Beiyuan: Yes it’s finally happening

Wu Xi: [falls over]

Jing Beiyuan: The sedative is kicking in

[tbgkaru-woh]

I remember when me and my moots found out about the main actor in The Birth Of Drama King looking like exact fusion of Ye Baiyi and Xie'er so we called it the Yexie baby and then I wanted to make a Wenzhou and Xiyuan babies too as the new gen, similiar to how MDZS had the juniors quatro/trio ♥ (though these were designed some time ago and I'd probably change them up a bit)

[sadfishkid]

various shl stuff from the past few months

[verycharismaticdragon]

pots and kettles on a double date 💕

Ahem! Now that I've got your attention, did you know that our boy Wu Xi is currently in the @/crown-and-scarf-tournament, competition for the title of the most beloved leader? And did you know he is currently losing by a very small margin (with 49.4% of votes for him)? he won another round since then, but is now having a real tough time? Well, now that you do, you can go and vote for him here. Love and snakes on planet Earth 🐍💚

[ultimateshixiongfuckertournament]

Canonicals Tournament Semifinal 1

Semifinal 1 is between Wu Xi from Qi Ye / Lord Seventh (shizun/mentor: Jing Beiyuan) and Luo Binghe from The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (shizun: Shen Qingqiu)

Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)

Wu Xi:

While JBY doesn't have a shizun status officially, he did act as Wu Xi's tutor for a while, and there are quite a few scenes in the novel of him teaching Wu Xi. Anyway imagine you are Wu Xi. You are 11 years old and your country was invaded and you've been taken as a diplomatic hostage. And they want you to assimilate but you've been chasing out all of the teachers with your venomous pets. And then your prettyboy neighbor is like hiiii :] and YOUR SNAKE (that your carry in your sleeve) LIKES HIM. what are you supposed to do then huh. NOT let him teach you? NOT fall in love with him? NOT steal him away from the future Emperor after using things he taught you to win back your country's independence?

#vote wuxi <3#he is down sooo bad for his POETRY tutor#where he learns ROMANTIC POETRY#that he later references#and has his tutor recites to him <3#obsessed with wuxi's propaganda here by the way

#wuxi is down so bad for his poety tutor#asks his tutor about a romantic poem and later his tutor recites it to him<3#wuxi betrothes his tutor to himself before telling him what it means#and later does fuck his tutor#and takes his tutor back to his hometown where they are gay married basically

Luo Binghe:

Luo Binghe's shizun Shen Qingqiu caused his sexual awakening and they lived together with Luo Binghe acting similar to a housewife.

Even after being betayed, stabbed, and pushed into the Endless Abyss, Luo Binghe still loved Shen Qingqiu and wanted answers instead of revenge. Instead he had to repeatedly suffer his shizun dying in his arms and assumed abandonment. Which makes him absolutely lose it, made even worse by his evil sword Xin Mo which worsens all of his negative emotions and destroys its hosts, along with additional trauma over the course of the story.

He reused the sword that his shizun sacrificed himself to free him from, cuddles the corpse every night for five years to preserve it, he creates dreams of their happy years together but never made a Shen Qingqiu that would speak to him, he kidnapped and destroyed cultivators' cores so he could feed xin mo and preserve sqq's corpse, he rebuilds their house in his demonic palace, he spent years fixing sqq's destroyed cultivation and trying to revive him, he forces Shen Qingqiu live in that new house, he rescues and repeatedly puts himself in harms way to protect sqq, he tries to destroy the world so Shen Qingqiu can only love him (due to being driven mad by Xin Mo and his believed abandonment by sqq). He tries to kill himself after Shen Qingqiu dies for him again. He would do absolutely ANYTHING for Shen Qingqiu! He's increadibly jealous of everyone Shen Qingqiu gives attention to, including stairsweeps he smiles at. Luo Binghe has sooo much wrong with him and it makes him so lovable. He's so incredibly traumatized, driven by love and desperation for a majority of the story. He loves Shen Qingqiu so much and can't bear to live without him.

After everything? He lets Shen Qingqiu go, wanting him to be happy even if it means sqq won't stay with him. But sqq wanted to stay together! He gets his man! There is in world porn written about them, they have weird kinky sex inspired by the porn, they get married! Luo Binghe cries regularly for sqq, so sqq can dote on him despite his thin face. Luo Binghe is shameless and adores sqq. Lbh got so nervous that he fell flat on his face when proposing! Lbh loves sqq so much and wants him to be happy more than anything else!

More on disciple era:

Luo Binghe's sexual awakening was his shizun tied up and shirtless. He fell in love after Shen Qingqiu got poisoned protecting him. He moved into his shizun's house and handled all of the cooking and cleaning, would regularly fake fall into Shen Qingqiu during training to get hugs. He got a boner from being forcibly cuddled to heal his injuries. And ran to jump into a lake after being spanked for struggling too much during the forced cuddling. Sqq still never noticed lbh's affections.

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It took him like 3(three) interactions with nice shizun (transmigrator who replaced his old one) to fall irrevocably in love. baby boy was ready he had mommy issues daddy issues and honestly by that time shizun issues too... luckily his new shizun can fill all those roles and more!

#lbh is THE shizunfucker

#binghe calling him shizun is a kink at some point its definitely him

#vote binghe!!#he wanted to fuck shizun so much that shizun died twice for him

[toaster-fire-art]

finals are eating me alive but beiyuan

[jiaoliqiao]

Xiyuan ✖ Shakira – Whenever, Wherever

↳ @immortalwanderers Gift Exchange: for ybyqlo on twt

[bananaproved]

Heartbreaking : Qi Ye stan with no new content since years re-watched the same Word of Honor episode again

[ber-go]

You are my safe space

[orchisailsa]

Unfortunately he's into that kind of thing.

[smiling-shoe]

Jing Beiyuan: I want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life.

Wu Xi: I get up at 6 a.m.

Jing Beiyuan: ...I want to fall asleep next to you for the rest of my life.

Wu Xi: And I go to bed at 10 p.m.

Jing Beiyuan:

Jing Beiyuan: I want to be with you at a daytime and watch you training from a quiet and cool place while playing with your sable?

Wu Xi: That would make me happy too.

Jing Beiyuan: 🥰

[wumiings]

shen qingqiu (self-identifying as an old man and calling luo binghe a child because his body is a couple decades older even though he is at most seven years binghe’s senior in lived experience) 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 jing beiyuan (self-identifying as an old man and calling wu xi a child because he has three centuries worth of memories even though they are physically the same age in this life)

[tbgkaru-woh]

Interest check for Sapphics in Danmei 18+ art zine! 20$(+shipping) for 60 pages of A5 size Main pairings: Fem! Wenzhou, Fem! Nielan, Fem! Rongye/Yexie, Qiao Luohan/Du Pusa Cameos: Fem! Sangcheng, Fem! Chengxuan, Fem! Xuexiao, Fem! Xianxuan, Fem! Zhaoxie, Fem!Xiyuan Poll

I'm printing this out for my personal use so this is simply to know if I should toss more pieces in when I order that, so:

[danhoemei]

gay stories really be like. ah this one person showed me true kindness I am going to bleed through my heart and patch it up with that person's image

[heebiebeebies]

Evil HB like: chibi pastel Xiyuan uwu 💕

And the challenge.

Thank you so much to everyone who told me what were my traits so I could know what not to do. Heheh.

It truly was challenging. Hopefully I won’t make anything like this again.