#yall are fr sooooo annoying

[fizzierolli]

If you say blitzfizz are brothers, even metaphorically, I will block your ass so fucking fast

anyway I love their love ❤️

[lewisvinga]

good lord | daniel ricciardo x fem! reader

summary; in which daniel is absolutely obsessed with his girlfriend

fc; alycia debnam carey

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

notes; requested ! based off of pookie and jett ( yall better know who i’m talking abt ) bc daniel would so be like jett

masterlist !

liked by danielricciardo, maxverstappen1, and others !

yourusername: went on a silly little walk to buy some silly fruit today

danielricciardo: WOW WHATTA WOMAN😍😍🥴🥴

yourusername: dannyyyyyyy😭

danielricciardo: you look marvelous, babe😍😍

yourusername: thank you my luv😞🩷

username: the bag is everything omg

username: i live for daniel’s comments

username: she’s so prettyyyyy

username: daniel’s so lucky to be dating her

danielricciardo: i tell that to myself everyday !

username: daniel is such a simp im crying

username: y/n is so pookie

username: need that bag fr

username: imagine walking around looking like that 😫😫

maxverstappen1: ur bfs drooling over ur post btw

danielricciardo: yeah and i have no shame abt it

yourusername: that’s danny ric for u

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yourusername: date nights w him >>

tagged; danielricciardo

danielricciardo: HUBBAHUBBAHUBBA

danielricciardo: you always look exquisite 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍

landonorris: ENOUGH W THW EMOJIS

yourusername: don’t mind lando, he’s cranky😞 u always look handsome tho babe🩷🩷😫🥴🥴

username: daniel’s comments are always so damn funny 😭😭😭

username: the black mini dress EATS

username: i’ll never be in the comments before daniel 😞

lilymhe: sooooo pretty😫

yourusername: 🙈🙈

username: daniel looks so good wait

username: my fave wag🥹

username: they remind me of campbell and jett😭😭😭

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yourusername: always spoiled by my love 🤍 thank you for everything, my danny 🤍

tagged; danielricciardo

danielricciardo: dear lord, babe, you always look stunning 😍🥰

username: this is so pookie and jett coded omg

danielricciardo: pookie looks absolutely fire tonight❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

yourusername: LMFAOOO DANNYYY

username: POOKIE AND JETT REFERENCE I’M CRYINGG

danielricciardo: always the best for you❤️i love you❤️

yourusername: i love you 🙁🩷

username: oh to be spoiled by daniel ricciardo…

username: the hair is giving what it’s supposed to give 😍😍

username: she’s so😣😣

landonorris: ur bf keeps annoying me

yourusername: did u deserve it

landonorris: all i asked was for him to stop saying pookie😞

yourusername: u deserved it pookie😒

username: “my danny” IM SOBBING

username: i need a man to be as obsessed w me as daniel is w pookie y/n liked by yourusername and danielricciardo !

[domjaehyun]

Yall talking about the improperness of drenched pussies but the REAL ENEMY in fics here is “moist center” NO. we have to start a REVOLUTION, anti moist center!

DOWN WITH THE MOIST CENTERS!!!! the word moist used to bother me sooooo much and it still does sometimes but i’m more lenient abt it bc like . there are only so many appropriate synonyms for things djfkdkdkd but no fr i have so many specific icks when reading i haaaaate so much stuff but i don’t usually say anything abt it !!!!!! someone asked me once on here to like say all the pet peeves i have and i don’t think i ever answered bc . i’d probably upset ppl and also like . y’all would realize just how easily annoyed i am about Every Damn Thing sjfjdjdjd like . i am friendly when spoken to but i have like extremely low patience for bullshit now like i’m 23 i’m tired of pretending i’m fine if you bother me consistently i’m just gonna stop engaging w you 😭😭😭

also when i think of moist i think of chocolate cake or smth is that just me 😟 and when i think of center (even though i’ve DEFINITELY used it bc there are only so many words i find acceptable) i think of like . the center of a cake 😭😭😭 like when you stick a metal butter knife into the center of a cake fresh out the oven and check to see if it’s done 😭😭😭 so when i read moist center mid fic my mind is like “chocolate cake…….we are hungry …..” and then i’ve put the fic down to find food OR i’m thinking abt how hungry i am 😔😔😔

[animatedrapture]

who are your top 5 faves and why hehe

1. KENMA KOZUME

is it a shocker that suna isn't the first/top 1? literally the first character i fell in love with is KENMA 🥺 like, ill keep saying this: kenma's character is sooooo full of depth. i find it difficult to put into words how much i love him and just how much can be said about him. plus, i saw the "if you get boring, ill drop you," manga panel before i even got to finish watching haikyuu and at that point, kenma kozume just owns me. im mind-blanking just thinking about him. anyway, throughout watching, he just became such a comfort character, y'know? i get really happy just watching him so 🥺💞 kenma kozume supremacy.

2. RINTARO SUNA

okay so we been knew, but similar to kenma, i just found so much comfort with suna's character. plus, he literally won me over during his face off with tsukki in the manga, like, i was frothing for this man. but i feel like a huge part of what really opened my eyes with suna is the two smut fic @sbspice has on him, so there's also that. listen, ive said this before and ill say it again but i love characters who will probably want nothing to do with me because they're the "im uninterested and apathetic" character and from this list, it truly shows lmao. plus, suna's literally so pretty? and for what? and he's 6'1 pushing 6'2 🥴, and beefy timeskip!suna? no words, head empty.

3. KIYOOMI SAKUSA

what? i did tell y'all i love characters who would want nothing to do to me hsjdjjd. a little fun fact though, i actually read a smut fic on him before i even watched haikyuu and knew of him. c'mon, this man is a fucking volleyball pro, like, the top 2 ace at his 2nd year? fuck. he's 6'4, he's sooo pretty, i love how he hates crowds because i do too lmao. im also pretty setter squad fucker and sakusa's the only ace i reallyyyyy fuck with. idk what to tell you, i just stan so hard. also, sir sakusa, what that wrist do? 🥴

4. ATSUMU MIYA

...it shows, doesn't it? 🤡 no okay but fr i was so sure i wouldn't stan, like, i kept seeing that osamu is the better twin this-that and atsumu is an absolute asshole, i was even annoyed by him when he called his fans squealing pigs, but haha, as violet, i am a clown. oh but the manga panel where he told hinata he's going to set for him someday? i have no words. he won me over then, he won me over even more during the timeskip and he was like, "what are you doing with MY wingspiker?" i just love him so much 🥺 he's so sinfully pretty too in the timeskip like, sir, please put your tongue back inside your mouth or else 🥴. im not sure but somewhere along that and reading more fics on him, i just saw that hes way more than an asshole. like, yes he has an extrovertedly asshole-ish personality but he's not JUST THAT. yknow? okay, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

5. KEI TSUKISHIMA

okay so, as ive mentioned in the great war of tsukki thirst anon vs suna simps lmao, tsukki is actually the first middle blocker i was into, and initially my favorite. like, cmon, tall, blonde, and salty—as the others, would probably want nothing to do with me—im a WHORE for smart characters. he's mean and i love it. hes so pretty too, i love how he always has his headphones in because MOOD. i just identify with him in a way that we do well in academics and always have earphones in, can be quite mean because i refuse to have new friends who will eventually hurt me someway somehow—i mean uhhhh pretty boi, that's all lmao.

special mention because i won't allow not being able to mention TOORU OIKAWA: listen, almost the same thing with atsumu where i wanted to slap him at first but like yo, yall dont understand how soft i became for him like—hes such a dynamic character and like, very human. hes very passionate at what he does, he's an absolutely GREAT captain, he's a fucking genius in his own way and i dont take criticisms on this. hes such a hardworking boy who deserves so much more credit than he was given in high school just because some other setter was eye-catchingly good too. you guys don't understand the pain i feel about how he never got to experience being able to join the nationals because HE DESERVES TO HAVE EXPERIENCED COMPETING IN THE NATIONALS. fight me on this, i dare you. sure, he made it anyway, he became so successful but im just saying, tooru oikawa in high school definitely deserved to at least have experienced making it to the nationals. that's all. i love him.

[inuma-kiss]

HAPPY NEW YEARS! ⁎⁺˳✧༚

hello!!! this isnt going to be a long message, but i just wanted to say happy new year to everyone! this message is 2 hours late bc my ugly ass was passed out on the couch like 😭 but fr tho thank u all so much for all the support you’ve given me so far!!!

being here today has helped me with so many of my insecurities, whether i show it or not, and im very glad that yall are here with me to help me experience tumblr bc honestly? its hell of a fun place and i’d love to stick around.

thank you for 100+ notes on both my works so far! that shit is crazy and im super fucking happy because i love those two pieces to death and the fact that they got the appreciation i wanted them to have makes me super super happy. im glad yall enjoy it too!

a special thanks to my moots because their posts have me LAUGHING on my poor little bed whenever i scroll through my dash. u guys r amazing and thank u for hitting that lil follow button back bc even tho i talk to literally NONE of u, i still feel that connection between us yk??? or maybe not i might just be being creppy 😭😭😭 a special special thank u to @/inum4ki (i didnt wanna tag anyone and annoy them) bc theyre the literal reason this blog was made LMAO!!!!

no but anyways, thank u guys so much for everything so far, and im so so so excited to have yall see the rest of what i wanna show yall. THANK YOU ALL AND I LOVE U ALL SOOOOO FUCKING MUCH!!! HERE IS TO A GREAT 2021 FOR ALL OF US!!

[ayeom]

i love going to the recent posts in the tags for groups i like because all i see is my posts