#yalls houses are in the 70s?? are you fucking made of money what the hell

[gratiasancti]

100 PERSONAL QUESTIONS

because @ineffablequestion​ decided to really put my patience to the test today . not that i mind , ily .

1. What is your middle name ?

maria 

2. How old are you ?

23 as of right now !

3. When is your birthday?

oct. 19th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

libra waddup

5. What is your favorite color?

i don’t really have one ? muted colours probably

6. What’s your lucky number?

again, can’t say i have one but maybe 29

7. Do you have any pets?

a dod and a horse

8. Where are you from?

finland / uk

9. How tall are you?

174 cm

10. What shoe size are you?

eu 39-40

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

like seven, if you don’t count my collection of riding shoes and boots. oxfords, brogues, wellies, trainers, and the rest are probably heels. as for riding boots, a lot.

12. What was your last dream about?

that i was late from work and got thrown in a tar pit because of it. and then i sold my old history teacher 500€ worth of alcohol and lottery tickets.

13. What talents do you have?

none?? unlimited sarcasm, idk

14. Are you psychic in any way?

i’m not sure if i believe in this stuff

15. Favorite song?

honestly, anything from hippo campus or glass animals.

16. Favorite movie?

the grand budapest hotel

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

someone who counteracts some of my anxiety and excitedness with a calm and, when needed, firm character but is still funny and can be themselves. preferably someone who i feel is my intellectual equal, and we can share everything with each other. maybe a bit older than myself, but not by much. other than that, i really don’t care.

18. Do you want children?

currently, i can’t see myself ever having kids. just doesn’t seem like my thing. especially babies. maybe adopting or fostering could be an option, but only if i was sure i could give the child a good home.

19. Do you want a church wedding?

i don’t think i want to get married

20. Are you religious?

not particularly

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

maaaaaaany times. multiple riding accidents, broken bones, a car crash. then just being an idiot in general. and chronic back problems.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

apart from once forgetting to pay for the underground and getting an 80€ fine, no.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

i’ve met and had dinner with two different finnish presidents and some other ‘upper class’ people but other than that, no. 

24. Baths or showers?

one of those rain shower things

25. What color socks are you wearing?

i have no socks !!!

26. Have you ever been famous?

uhhhh not in the literal sense of the word but i’ve been infamous at school when i was like 15. made a meme of one of our teachers that went low key viral in our city.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

definitely not in the hollywood sense of things. 

28. What type of music do you like?

a lot of things. anything, really, depending on the time of day and if i’m feeling particularly emo.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

that’s like the only type of swimming finnish people partake in. naked in the sauna, naked in the lake/ocean. so yes, multiple times a year jhdsnhb

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

currently like five

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

either on my back or on my stomach. depends on what place hurts that day lmao.

32. How big is your house?

closer to 400 m^2 . i still live with my parents but will move into my own flat in six months, once it’s ready. that’s going to be appx 70 m^2.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

i know its a bad habit but i often dont have breakfast. if i do it's usually fruit and yoghurt or some toast.

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

yes

35. Have you ever tried archery?

yes. fun fact; my cousin has won the european championchip ( in some form of archery idk ) like twice , i think. 

36. Favorite clean word?

defenestrate

37. Favorite swear word?

fuck. i use it Too Much™

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

can’t remember the exact amount of hours but we were sailing and our shifts got messed up to the point where i had either not slept at all or slept so little in like four days i was genuinely hallucinating. almost jumped into the sea because i thought i dropped my life vest,,, which i was wearing.

39. Do you have any scars?

a few. dumbest one probably when i rode in my shorts but used a saddle and rubbed the skin off of my calf. also from hay work, those little dots that look almost like moles.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

not that i know of

41. Are you a good liar?

yes, unfortunately. it’s a bad habit in the sense that i tell a lot of white lies when i could genuinely tell the truth with no consequence. like, it would be the one and the same.

42. Are you a good judge of character?

also yes. i’ve seen some shit. also i have surprisingly good people skills.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

i can speak english in my normal accent which is kind of queen’s english (?) upper class idk, then in world’s english ( so basically no accent / neutral ) and then in finnish (rally) english .  i can also speak swedish with a rikssvenska (standard swedish ???) accent and then finlandssvenska which is finnish swedish (and an actual thing lmao). also i can butcher a norwegian or danish accent in swedish if i really try. my finnish is very neutral, but it does vary a bit depending on what city i’m in.

oh, and also a shitty southern american accent. 

44. Do you have a strong accent?

if i let it shine through, yes, but i tend toward world english because anything else scares finns. but when i speak finnish (which is most of the time) i don’t really have an accent. maybe you can hear that i’m not 100% finnish but that’s about it.

45. What is your favorite accent?

i don’t really have one ! all accents are really fascinating.

46. What is your personality type?

entj-a

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

i have a few expensive dresses, and then of course my riding clothes which cost ridiculous amounts of money because fuck everyone who likes horses, i guess. like excuse me but why is it normalised that you pay over 1000€ for a helmet??? anything less and you’re a peasant.

48. Can you curl your tongue?

mmmmyeah. 

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie!

50. Left or right handed?

pretty much ambidextrous, though i prefer to write with my left but do everything else mostly with my right. my handwriting doesn’t differ too much from left to write.

51. Are you scared of spiders?

yes. ew. and we’re lucky to only have tiny ones in finland !

52. Favorite food?

ummmmm. currently carelian pie maybe?? idk such a good snack.

53. Favorite foreign food?

squints??? sushi????

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

depends. often too lazy to clean but incredibly stressed and uncomfortable when its messy. meticulous about all the wrong things.

55. Most used phrase?

either some form of keysmash or “FUCK”. also in finnish either “voi jumalauta” or “voi saatana” which both basically translate to “jesus fucking christ”.

56. Most used word?

also fuck. this really must say something about me smdh.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

really depends. sometimes 10 minutes, sometimes two hours. on a normal day w/ shower and moderate make up, 15-25 minutes.

58. Do you have much of an ego?

depends really. i hope i don’t!

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

whomst the FUCK bites lollipops ?!?!?!

60. Do you talk to yourself?

i’ve only recently started. it’s terrifying.

61. Do you sing to yourself?

when driving if i’m listening to music, yeah

62. Are you a good singer?

honestly, no clue. i don’t really sing in front of people so i haven’t gotten opinions.

63. Biggest Fear?

failure.

64. Are you a gossip?

not about my friends, ever. but i will definitely listen to any tea you want to spill.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

idk does kingsman count as dramatic?? the first one was hilarious.

66. Do you like long or short hair?

both have their perks!

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

LMAO i can name like 3 if i really try.

68. Favorite school subject?

history, english lang & lit, economics.

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

extrovert but i get tired easily

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

yes ! we go to the maldives once in a while, because finland doesn’t offer much in terms of diving sites.

71. What makes you nervous?

not a lot of things? i guess some responsibilities. things left for me to do even if someone else was supposed to do them.

72. Are you scared of the dark?

a dark room ? no. a dark forest at midnight ? hell yess. finnish winter darkness is terrifying simply because its so depressing. seasonal depression is real yall.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

depends. if it’s a trivial mistake and they haven’t asked to be corrected, no. if it makes me or someone else feel bad or just makes any situation worse, then yes. but never unkindly.

74. Are you ticklish?

YES. ugh

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

no. i can’t recall doing so, at least. but i have participated in spreading them.

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

yes. at work a couple of times simply out of necessity and also when i took part in MEP. was committee president twice and president of the general assembly once. though idk if that counts since i was like 17 and its all p much play pretend.

oh! and also when i captain our boat. but again, idk if that counts.

77. Have you ever drank underage?

yeah, ever since i was like 16 :/

78. Have you ever done drugs?

no, and never will. not my thing !!

79. Who was your first real crush?

probably a boy from class. i can’t remember, really. i’ve never been too  ‘romantically inclined’ i  suppose.

80. How many piercings do you have?

just my ears, once.

81. Can you roll your Rs?

almost every r in the finnish language is technically rolled so yeah. i feel bad for those finnish people who cant !! makes everything so hard.

82. How fast can you type?

according to this thing 75 words per minute on my first try, so idk how accurate that is.

83. How fast can you run?

not fast. i  hate running, and am very out of practice. 

84. What color is your hair?

idk ? like, light brown ?

85. What color are your eyes?

again, idk. blue/green/grey

86. What are you allergic to?

dogs, cats, birch, and almost anything that flowers in the spring jshbdsjh

87. Do you keep a journal?

not a journal per se but i have a ‘little black book’ which i keep rather meticulously about my thoughts on the day, important things i need to remember, my expenses etc. a habit inherited from my dad. i’ve gone through like six of these in the past few years.

88. What do your parents do?

my mum is a mayor and my dad is a ceo

89. Do you like your age?

yeah !

90. What makes you angry?

injustice.

91. Do you like your own name?

yes !

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

ksjdsjhb no. at this rate i’d end up naming a child crowley or sum shit

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

i don’t want kids but if i did gender would be a non issue

94. What are you strengths?

lmao i have good people skills, work well under pressure, get along with everyone, am determined and ?? a good leader??? idk

95. What are your weaknesses?

i take on too much responsibility, i have anxiety and depression, i get frustrated at my own failures, i’m very self-critical and unforgiving. also no self-control when it comes to rp.

96. How did you get your name?

i think somewhere from my dad’s side, not entirely sure.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

possibly? not sure. but fun fact! a great great grandmother (? or something of the sorts) from my mother’s side actually survived the sinking of the titanic.

98. Do you have any scars?

wasn’t this asked already?

99. Color of your bedspread?

this blue mandala like pattern idk

100. Color of your room?

white and a very mellow blue

[regulusarcblack]

Guess who’s back back again chains are back tag a friend

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!

@twoghostsacoustic tagged me this beautiful bitch

LAST

[1] drink: water

[2] phone call: my bro

[3] text message: i’m currently talking to genny here on tumblr? and ignoring 3 people on whatsapp haha

[4] song you listened to: it was on the radio... i can’t remember for shit lol 

[5] time you cried: i don’t cry

[6] dated someone twice: i date all my friends ok

[7] been cheated on: do card games count?

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: never? I LIVE BY A 0 REGRETS RULE

[9] lost someone special: my cat died last november

[10] been depressed: atm at this moment rn at this minute right now

[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: i wasn’t properly drunk??? but like in 2015 or summat i threw up pretty bad THANKS JOHNNY 

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] Green

[13] Black

[14] Red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: yup

[16] fallen out of love: i’ve never been in love and let’s keep it this way

[17] laughed until you cried: see #5

[18] found out someone was talking about you: ?? this is so random like is my dad talking about me as in ‘i have a daughter’ enough???????? does it have to be something specific? op what was your goal here but yes i guess what the hell

[19] met someone who changed you: i met my lord and saviour starbuck

[20] found out who your true friends are: well yeah you could pretty much say it’s....been inked.....who they are *aw yis meme*

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: nooooo

[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: the real question here is: how many do you wish you didn’t

[23] do you have any pets: I DO she’s a cat she’s black she’s named cas she’s the love of my life and she’s spoiled as hell

[24] do you want to change your name: my name means a rose surrounded by thorns working for the king BITCH DID YOU THINK I WOULD WANNA

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: i slept AW YIS then i had lunch then i travelled to rio *dabs*

[26] what time did you wake up: 8h40 cursing my life cuz i was LATE

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping

[28] name something you cannot wait for: I NEED A CERTAIN EMAIL

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: this morning

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: let’s... not go there

[31] what are you listening to right now: the sound of silence (not the song)

[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: nicknamed tom yes?

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: many things but right now my fic haha

[34] most visited website: ao3

[35] elementary: if i hadn’t read your answer i’d think it was the show lol but yeah good ole days

[36] high school: i changed school like 3 times lol was cool

[37] college: I JUST FINISHED THIS BITCH BITCHES

[38] hair colour: not grey and this is a tragedy

[39] long or short hair: i just saw my pics with short hair and lemme tell you LEMME TELL YOU never again

[40] do you have a crush on someone: .........don’t

[41] what do you like about yourself?: my tattoos

[42] piercings: i have second and third earrings, then i have a tragus and another one on the upper tip that i have no idea what’s the name BUT MORE WILL COME

[43] blood type: why would u like to know vampire

[44] nickname: syn / star

[45] relationship status: single

[46] zodiac sign: gemini

[47] pronouns: She/Her

[48] fav tv show(s): twilight zone, star trek and house of cards

[49] tattoos: SOON TO HAVE A THIRD but for now i have ‘the madness within’ on my left rib and draco constelation on my back/right rib

[50] right or left handed: right handed

FIRST…

[51] surgery: soon to have

[52] piercing: the first one was last year? i did both the unnamed one and the tragus at the same time

[53] best friend: bruh. my sister?

[54] sport: i always played with balls so i guess football?

[55] vacation: joao pessoa 

[56] pair of trainers: dude?????

[57] eating: no seriously the fuck

[58] drinking: my dude

[59] i’m about to: go pee

[60] listening to: the void

[61] waiting for: this shit to end

[62] want: money and food

[63] get married: i was gonna say no but if they’re rich and about to die......

[64] career: ok so i wake up and i’m tony stark. that’s it. that’s all i want.

YOUR TYPE…

[65] hugs or kisses: hugs and kisses?

[66] lips or eyes: lips????

[67] shorter or taller: it depends

[68] older or younger: sugar daddy

[69] romantic or spontaneous: you come with this romantic bs near me and i’ll punch you in the tit

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: op seriously the fuck are you planning here mate

[71] sensitive or loud: sensitive bia @shelhead

[72] hook up or relationship: me alone

[73] troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker more specifically pink in her trouble video u feel me

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger?: yes

[75] drank hard liquor?: yes 

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses?: daily

[77] turned someone down: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT yes

[78] sex on first date?: wish i did but no

[79] broken someone’s heart?: daily

[80] had your own heart broken?: eh

[81] been arrested?: not yet

[82] cried when someone died?: yes (#5 is a lie)

[83] fallen for a friend: god no lol

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself?: this hoe? lol

[85] miracles?: bitch i graduated so yes

[86] love at first sight?: ok have you ever walked in a bakery?

[87] santa claus?: n...o....

[88] kiss on the first date?: why the fuck is this something to be believed in?

[89] angels?: my cat 

[90] current best friend’s name: james rhodey

[91] eye colour: brown eyes which is SO disappointing cuz i hate this song SORRY MUM

[92] favourite movies: the mummy’s return  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yall can make as many masterpiece’s as yall want, nothing will ever compare to “mom, dad, i can explain EVERYTHING”

ok i’m tagging no one cuz this shit takes AGES to be made so yall do it if yall wanna (also i’m suspicious of op the fuck u wanna with my blood type mate)

[mysewoon]

“SHOULD WE KNOW US A LITTLE BETTER” TAG 📜

i was tagged by @urmomstax and lauryn but idk where she is thank you :” this is late i think but you must understand i procrastinate like crazy

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people i refuse

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: i don’t talk on the phone 3. Text message: “NOTHING REALLY” 4. Song you listened to: now the future pass of this love by BTOB 5. Time you cried: like,,, this morning bc i was watching maury and that shit was funny as hell 6. Dated someone twice: i’ve never even dated anyone bless 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: do you really think i have kissed someone without dating them?? well you’re right 8. Been cheated on: do i look like someone who would ever let someone get that close 9. Lost someone special: i’ve never lost anyone special?? 10. Been depressed: i’m always depressed wth 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: i’ve never been drunk wow

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: baby pink, baby blue, and mint green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yup! and they’re awesomee 16. Fallen out of love: i’ve never fallen in love anyway 17. Laughed until you cried: i laugh really hard so it’d be weird if it didn’t end with me in tears 18. Found out someone was talking about you: not in the last year!! i kept a low profile 19. Met someone who changed you: nope  20. Found out who your friends are: i’ve found out who my friends aren’t?? specifically in february of this year...  that... bitch... 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I WOULD NEVER STOOP THAT LOW

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i know them all  23. Do you have any pets: she’s not really mine but i’ve been living with a cat named baddie for the last year she’s really annoying 24. Do you want to change your name: not really?? rachel feels like me 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i didn’t really celebrate my birthday on the day of my birthday?? like a week later was when my dad came and then we celebrated... but on my actual birthday i just ate cake and sat around 26. What time did you wake up: 10am!! don't let the exclamation point fool you i wasn't v happy 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i was reading a new webcomic named lookism it’s really good so far!! but the wifi was so bad where i was so i had to wait until i went to my best friend’s house to actually finish it 28. Name something you can’t wait for: um?? the morning bc the breakfast at this hotel starts at 6am and i’m ready to eat until i suffocate 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: a little over a day ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i had more money so my mom wouldn’t have to struggle so much and that i had more opportunities to put myself out there 31. What are you listening right now: naturee 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: actually... no? that seems like such a common name but i guess... there aren’t a lot of toms just lying around for you to speak to 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my fucking laptop won’t connect to the hotel wifi although my phone is connected so my ass is sitting here like an idiot writing wonhyuk fluff on this BIG ASS computer screen oh my god 34. Most visited Website: AO3 ofc 35. Mole/s: the only one i can think about right now is the mole on the inside of my left middle finger 36. Mark/s: i’m covered in scars omg and i have a bruise on my leg that has been there for like a few years??? maybe it isn’t actually a bruise idk how bruises work 37. Childhood dream: hmm,,, i can’t even remember yesterday tbh but i guess my childhood dream was to be a writer but then i realized that i don’t want that to be my whole life 38. Hair color: black 39. Long or short hair: i just cut my hair in april and i’m so happy that i did!! 40. Do you have a crush on someone: what is a crush?? 41. What do you like about yourself: my lips when they’re not dry 42. Piercings: nope it’s not really encouraged in my religion 43. Blood type: i actually don’t know?? that would really suck if i needed blood 44. Nickname: rae... there’s not much you can do with the name rachel 45. Relationship status: single af 46. Zodiac: virgo 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: broad city, andi mack, and age of youth 49. Tattoos: i am ink-free 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: nope 52. Piercing: who made this list?? 53. Sport: i can’t even get off the couch 55. Vacation: this is such a vague question?? but lately i’ve really wanted to go to botswana and italy 56. Pair of trainers: i have a pair of adidas and space converse (if converse shoes even count)

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: vague question?? but i love to eat! my favorite is miso soup 58. Drinking: tea and coffee is all i need to get by honestly 59. I’m about to: possibly go to sleep 61. Waiting for: breakfast in the morning 62. Want: to become an online model so i can get free clothes :( but guess what biNCH?? i’m UGLY!!!!!!!!! 63. Get married: marriage isn’t for me idc what anyone says 64. Career: my dream career is to be an engineering psychologist

WHICH IS BETTER?:

65. Hugs or kisses: hugss 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms 71. Sensitive or loud: idek what this means to be entirely honest... but sensitive 72. Hook up or relationship: hook up 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: lmao yall 75. Drank hard liquor: unfortunately... it wasn’t a thrill 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes,,, idk if i regret buying hyungwon’s circular lens glasses bc i’ve lost them twice already and i just got them last month 77. Turned someone down: oh yeah 78. Sex in the first date: i’ve never been on a date do you understand??? 79. Broken someones heart: i break a heart every time i step in a room 80. Had your heart broken: sigh... when jooheon dyed his hair blond that really hurt me 81. Been arrested: don’t play me i’m black i have to be careful  82. Cried when someone died: oh yes :// 83. Fallen for a friend: noooo

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: BUHAHAHAHAHAHA 85. Miracles: hmm?? yes 86. Love at first sight: nah 87. Santa Claus: lmao i was never even given the satisfaction of believing in santa claus 88. Kiss in the first date: hmm i don’t know 89. Angels: i think so

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: kadee, samantha, and rachel (we’re name twins) 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: don’t have one?? i’m not really a movie person

i’m tagging @kimiin, @1reol, @hyunqwonnie, @hyukbinnie, and @chaerismatic

[sugas-kookies]

Get To Know Me Tag

Helloooo, I was tagged by the wonderful @tumblingtae . Thanks for tagging me~ (≧▽≦) For this, I’ll go ahead and tag: @milo-gin @stuck-between-biases @ace-sofaraway @baxngtan (yall are like the only people I really talk to lmao)

THE LAST: 1. DRINK: Dr. Pepper 2. PHONE CALL: Uhhhh I never fuckin call ppl cause of my anxiety so....idk maybe my mom? No wait it was my father cause he was out of town this week. 3. TEXT MESSAGE: We can buy a Lambo with our combined money (in reference to GTA V) 4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: Blurry by Puddle of Mudd 5. TIME YOU CRIED: From sadness? It’s been a long time. I cried with laughter last night tho cause of my dad HAVE YOU: 6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: lmaooooo I’ve never dated 7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: never kissed 8. BEEN CHEATED ON: nope 9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: yeah of course 10. BEEN DEPRESSED: yes I have been 11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: I’ve had like a sip of wine, but I refuse to drink beyond that

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. Black 13. Purple 14. Pastel pink IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: Yep, you kinda have to going into college. 16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: don’t think I’ve ever been in love (unless you count my love for BTS lmao) 17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: all the time haha 18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: I mean it’s bound to happen. It doesn’t surprise me tho not a lot of ppl like me 19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: Not sure about the past year....maybe one of my roommates. 20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: Yep 21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: havent kissed anyone GENERAL: 22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: Most, but not all 23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: Yes, a small little dog named Sophie who’s a little shit :) 24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: Y E S. EVERYONE IN THE US HAS MY FUCKIN NAME 25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: hung out with my college friends, ate at Chili’s 26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 10:30 AM lmao 27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: Managing one of my other blogs on tumblr 28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: moving out of my parents house so I can fuckin live my life 29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: last night. My parents are gone today 30. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE: Not being such an anxious piece of shit 31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING RIGHT NOW: the gentle hum of my computer 32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: maybe? idk 33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: people being hypocritical or just being bitchy or no reason 34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr and youtube...sometimes a03 LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. MOLE/S: don’t really have any, just freckles 36. MARK/S: freckles everywhere. And some scars too lol 37. CHILDHOOD DREAM: To be a teacher actually. 38. HAIR COLOR: Blonde 39. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: short cause I’m too lazy to style long hair 40. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: not unless Suga counts 41. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: not much, uhhhhhhh....I guess that it’s really hard to offend me? 42. PIERCINGS: double lobe piercings in both ears. I plan to get more soon 43. BLOOD TYPE: idk. I have no idea. I’ve asked my mother and she doesn’t know. I’m like “What if i’m dying and they ask u mom?” Her: “Well I guess you’ll just die, Em.” 44. NICKNAME: Spice, Em, Emi (only my brother calls me this one so) 45. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: super single 46. ZODIAC: Aries 47. PRONOUNS: she/her 48. FAVORITE TV SHOW: I never watch TV, but I do like Face Off (the show not the shitty movie) 49. TATTOOS: None yet, I plan to have some in the future 50. RIGHT OR LEFT HAND: right 51. SURGERY: none 52. HAIR DYED IN DIFFERENT COLOR: I’ve had it brown and dark red, but currently it’s just a lighter blonde than my natural color. 53. SPORT: fuck sports 55. VACATION: none as of right now 56. PAIR OF TRAINERS: trainers...? Like shoes??? Usually converse or knock off Vans MORE GENERAL: 57. EATING: nothing 58. DRINKING: nothing 59. I’M ABOUT TO: work on another post for this blog 61. WAITING FOR: my will to write to return from the war 62. WANT: to stop being bored 63. GET MARRIED: I’d like to in the future 64. CAREER: Like to have my own graphic design business

WHICH IS BETTER 65. HUGS OR KISSES: hugs 66. LIPS OR EYES: eyes, even though I’m scared of looking at ppl 67. SHORTER OR TALLER: taller 68. OLDER OR YOUNGER: older 70. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: ARMS FOR SURE 71. SENSITIVE OR LOUD: sensitive since I have the emotional range of a teaspoon 72. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship, I’m too awkward

73. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: troublemaker, my anxiety will make up the hesitation for both of us

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. KISSED A STRANGER: No 75. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: no just wine 76. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: nope I always wear glasses 77. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: yes like two guys and a girl 78. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: im a pure soul 79. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: probably? 80. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: from movies/shows, or by “friends” 81. BEEN ARRESTED: No but I’ve done some shit that should have at least gotten me a ticket 82. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: I only cried when my first dog died 83. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: kinda but not really DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. YOURSELF: hahaha hell no 85. MIRACLES: sometimes ppl get lucky, wouldn’t call them miracles 86. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: more like lust or infatuation 87. SANTA CLAUS: Nope 88. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: no, I’ve went on one date once, that would have been awkward 89. ANGELS: no, I’m not religious

OTHER: 91. EYE COLOR: blue 92. FAVORITE MOVIE: Grave of the fireflies or maybe We Need To Talk About Kevin? There’s too many come talk movie shit with me guys

[thebpdevil]

Hey the make you ask stuff questions, yeah do all of those! I love you and you are my favorite blog to go to for bpd stuff. Thanks!!!

nsfw and tmi below!

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? If we’re going by legit text messaging and not other messaging, yeah; also if we’re going by any messaging, still yeah lmao

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? We exchanged two text messages lmao

3. Have you taken someones virginity? Multiple times lmao

4. Is trust a big issue for you? i have bpd lmao

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Maybe? idk who i even have feelings for like……

6. What are you excited for? I start my job on Monday!

7. What happened tonight? Nothing interesting

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Not in general no???

9. Is confidence cute? I mean that depends on the person and like…..the kind of confidence

10. What is the last beverage you had? Just water tbh

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? i don’t fully trust anyone including myself lmao

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Yeah lmao but they’re super uncomfortable

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? lmao yall know!

14. What are you going to spend money on next? probably like some clothes or music or something

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? nope

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? G O D I hope so im rotting

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Probably my friend Jensen because we’re so alike so I know she won’t judge me lmao

18. The last time you felt broken? when i found out avril lavigne is dead

19. Have you had sex today? yall i wish!!!!!

20. Are you starting to realize anything? i’m always out here realizing things

21. Are you in a good mood? right now i am lmao

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? honestly I’d probably cry but it’d be so cool

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Nope

24. What do you want right this second? dick

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? im not super invested in anyone rn so like thats fine tbh

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? My natural color is starting to grow in but its still mostly dyed brown

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No dude wht the fuck

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? i found a custom painted D.A.R.E car on craigslist and i started thinkin abt hotboxing it

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? a little but nah lmao

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? hell no!!

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? I don’t hate him he was just creepy and annoying idk (it was some guy i was talking to off of grindr so….)

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? once again i don’t experience human feelings

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? no i drink it a good amount

34. Listening to? nothing right now

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? not unless i have to

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? probably their house??

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? nah

38. Who did you last call? probably a parent

39. Who was the last person you danced with? i honestly can’t even remember

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? A few days ago

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Yes

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Always??

44. Do you tan in the nude? what’s tanning

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? I mean?? No??

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? I haven’t done that in months

47. Who was the last person to call you? my dad

48. Do you sing in the shower? when i’m home alone yeah lmao

49. Do you dance in the car? um constantly

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? yeah i have my own bow (its youth sized though so i don’t use it anymore lmao)

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? No idea

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Most of them tbh

53. Is Christmas stressful? Y E S

54. Ever eat a pierogi? yea

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? apple

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? astronaut, detective, spy, paramedic, firefighter, pilot

57. Do you believe in ghosts? yes!! I kind of want to get into paranormal investigation

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yeah a lot lol

59. Take a vitamin daily? nope

60. Wear slippers? nope

61. Wear a bath robe? nope

62. What do you wear to bed? comfy clothes, usually a t shirt/tank top/shirtless and basketball shorts/pajama pants

63. First concert? …….casting crowns

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? I want to physically die in a target

65. Nike or Adidas? nike all the way dude

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanut shells

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? I hate her but i knew you were trouble goes hard

69. Ever take dance lessons? yeah lmao

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? not really no

71. Can you curl your tongue? yup

72. Ever won a spelling bee? I got second place!

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? maybe?

74. What is your favorite book? Harry Potter!!

75. Do you study better with or without music? Depends!

76. Regularly burn incense? No i can’t find anything that i really like

77. Ever been in love? yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert? i would have died to see one direction before zayn left ://

79. What was the last concert you saw? ariana grande

80. Hot tea or cold tea? no tea

81. Tea or coffee? coffee but only cold

82. Favorite type of cookie? just chocolate chip

83. Can you swim well? when i need to

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? can people not???

85. Are you patient? sometimes lmao

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? definitely dj

87. Ever won a contest? yeah in like…..third grade i won five firefly cell phones

88. Ever have plastic surgery? not yet

89. Which are better black or green olives? green!!!!

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? there’s no way i would ever marry someone i wasn’t fucking on a regular basis tbh

91. Best room for a fireplace? the living room or bedroom

92. Do you want to get married? yes!

Also thank you so much that means a lot 💙💙

[mcufandomhatespeopleofcolor]

Iron Fist: Season 1

   Well here we are again with another one of my mod v watches.  I’m about to start watching this garbage fire of a show. Wish me luck.

EPISODE 1:

This is petty but this intro is so fucking irritating.

Okay this first fight scene is not that bad. I’ve seen worse. 

So here’s a question. Why the hell didn’t Danny say some shit only he would know?? Like I was waiting and waiting for that to happen and it never did so i’M JUST LIKE...

HE BROKE INTO HER HOUSE?????

This homeless guy pissing in shoes is extra extra weird.

It took him long e-fucking-nough to mention somewhat personal stuff.

AND OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING. he had to do a fucking jump flip? that was so excessive and what the hell.

I mean it’s great Colleen could speak the language but it just rubs me the wrong way that he even like decided to do that. 

I am totally here for Colleen thinking he’s gonna be a janitor.

Ward: he’s playing on our emotions

Me: WHAT EMOTIONS WARD.

 Like I can already tell this dude is no good. Why are all dudes namedWard in the MCU trash?

I  swear to god this has gotta be the worse way to fucking make people realize you are who you are?? He’s breaking in places, kidnapping fucking people, pointing guns at them what the fuck??

what is the purpose of this homeless guy? Also I feel like it’s a fucking lie that people lived to their 70s in the past.

His surprise that she’s the master is sexist as fuck and I just kinda wanna slap him. Also he has no fucking boundaries like you are not entitled to be in this woman’s dojo. Show some fucking respect

Okay I guess this is kind of subjective. The fight scenes aren’t that bad. Like I said tho I’ve seen better.

HIS DAD IS ALIVE?? what is going on.

If we didn't already know that Ward was a bad guy this entire setup with his dad and this monologue would be a giveaway. Also be honest cause I know I wouldn’’t be able to keep it to myself that this dude faked his own death. 

Ward is so sure this can’t be Danny like there weren’t aliens and shit raining out of the sky and a literal fucking NORSE GOD as we understand it fighting them and some other shit and shit like what is wrong with the people who live in the MCU??

I am tired of him speaking in sayings and proverbs or whatever. Jesus that is just??

EPISODE 2:

Wait wait. What is this?? Who is about to murder this guy?? Also how did he get involuntarily committed like how did this even happen?

Oh man she drugged him. Daaaamn. She’s gonna feel so fucking bad when she realizes. 

“we’re not bad guys” lol whatever.

Okay he does sound out of his mind.

I FUCKING REITERATE ALIENS HAVE RAINED HELL ON THE EARTH. I’M PRETTY SURE THERE ARE FUCKING INHUMANS RUNNING AROUND AND THIS DOCTOR CAN’T BELIEVE DANNY’S STORY?

I am not at all surprised that no one is barely paying attention to the fact Colleen just beat up these kids lol. Or did whatever. But that was pretty cool.

Funny. The guy tried to kill Danny is his tour guide. 

Why are they just allowed to do this to these people? 

This is fucking ridiculous. Homeboy is linked up everywhere. This is so illegal.

The QUICKEST and I mean QUICKEST way to get Colleen helping Danny is to try and bribe her like. Lol just forge her signature?

Is he about to beat this kid? Or...is he about t murder this kid? Get the car ready sounds so damn ominous.

OOH PROOF. PROOF. PROOF. PROOF.

Hey can’t they just age his picture up? Like I feel like that would be better fucking proof. 

It’s okay if you can be bought. It’s fine. I’m okay with Colleen being okay with being bought. She needs it. 

And it fucking hits her. It’s him he took out all the brown m&ms. 

I really need homegirl to ignore Ward and get him out of there

I’m tired. I’m tired. I would legitimately lie about all of it  anything to get out.

The the that’s being put in front of iron fist is really off putting. I hate it.

EPISODE 3:

They made a really bad decision breaking into  Colleen’s place with so few people lol.

Ward definitely deserved that hit.

“I’m worried for your safety” NIGGA SHE LITERALLY BEAT UP THREE GUYS ON HER OWN. SHE DOESN’T NEED YOU.“

HER DAD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR ATLEAST A DECADE WHAT THE FUCK. is this some resurrection type ship.

My name would be changed in a heart beat. 100 million. Fuck yes.

Did they just do a flash back to him getting beaten to justify what he did to that kid?? Because that’s some bullshit. No excuses.

I am not here for Colleen telling this young Black man he’s dishonoring himself because he’s using his skills to support his family.

I don’t have any trust in Hogarth  [sp?] the attorney but she is good as fuck

Is this dude literally talking about respecting the dojo?? He disrespected Colleen I don’t know how many fucking times

Is this grown ass man really about to fucking mess with these teenagers?? And he just compared these kids to monkeys. Bruh. That’s RACIST.

I’m so tired of him he sounds so forceful either everything he says.

What the fuck. What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. He doesn’t GET TO DO THAT SHIT.

Okay the sister isn’t as goody goody as I thought.

Okay what part of stay low. Keep a low profile.

Colleen "The Hypocrite” Weng. I hope she’s called out for this.

That twirl and take off her hood was pretty hot.

She lost her SHIT.

I’m really bored with this dad and son shit.

EPISODE 4:

“You are really pushing the limits of karma” I’M TIRED OF THESE LINES.

This gullible motherfucker. This gullible MOTHER FUCKER.

I’M tired.

I’m so glad she called herself a hypocrite.  I’m glad it was addressed.

I’m surprised he managed to not say “I’m the Iron Fist.” I was definitely expecting some Tony Stark type shit.

Now that’s how you use your power.

So DR is rich now. He needs to do some shit for Colleen.

“51% shareholder dick” hidden gems. Hidden gems.

Colleen’s cage fights are my fave thing.

Every time Danny talks about his time in K'un L'un I’m just exhausted.

Are the stances he’s doing real? They feel like corny stereotypical white guy Kung Fu stances. It might be just cause he’s doing them.

STOP DRAGGING COLLEEN INTO THIS SHIT

I really wish she would consider taking this money. Come on Colleen.

Did this dude really think he was gonna survive that?? Lol. No.

EPISODE 5:

Followers beginning of episode 5 there’s a lot of talk about heroin and even some heroin use.

So while Danny does sound out of it with this “it’s all connected” Ward’s father LITERALLY came back to life like…just believe.

Awh the sister is growing a conscience.

CLAIRE CLAIRE CLAIRE. I thought I had another episode before I saw her!! What a pleasant surprise!!

You would think Ward would know by now to listen to his father.

I love that Claire got herself a meal out of this. I don’t like the matchmaking with C&D. C can do so much better

Ooh playing the student card. Dirty dirty.

HE BOUGHT HER BUILDING?? Yall that is creepy and manipulative as fuck what the fuck

It is really not the time to be trynna make romantic moves.

CLAIRE IS CLUTCH

Claire is tired of superhero nonsense.

Homeboy took his death like a champ.

EPISODE  6:

Danny has fucked shit up like the least he could do is be there to fix it. I’m just saying. You’ve got multiple responsibilities.

Claire just thinking what all of us are thinking. I’m here for it.

A little fear and doubt is healthy friend.

This old lady is everywhere.

Danny’s surprise that there are women fighters is ridiculous.

Why hasn’t he used the iron fist yet?? Also these fights are so boring. I really just wanna fast forward through them.

I’m a bit salty that the people dealing with drug addiction are either Black or the villain.

Colleen loves fucking people up to the next level and they got the scientist back. Lovely.

I like them insulting Danny.

FINALLY HE USES HIS FUCKING HAND.

They can’t even follow a fucking code?? That’s some bullshit. But not unexpected.

I’m glad he didn’t let her die.

I didn’t realize madam Gao had fucking powers.

I mean madam Gao has a fucking point. I’d take it tbh.

“Sounds like a sex toy” 😂😂😂

OH MY GOD THAT WAS SOME SHIT LOLOL. HIS LIE WAS CAUGHT.

Am I the only one who feels like this romance between D & C is totally unnecessary and trash because Danny is in it???

I wanna gag at this morning after scene.

What the fuck is he doing????

Listening to Colleen call Danny inspiring is also making me gag.

It really says something about DR as a character that I hate him when he’s doing the right thing. Like shutting down the plant and keeping people on the payroll? Brilliant! Still hate him.

EPISODE 7:

Home boy owns majority shares can they even do that.

HE JUST MURDERED HIS FATHER

Claire the voice of reason. But does Danny listen? Nope.

I like this drunk guy. He’s cool. He just used his butt against Danny lol. I’m here for Danny getting beat by this guy

“A man fights with his mouth when his fist are lacking.” Okay but his fist aren’t lacking lol.

Where’s the honor Danny?? WHERE’S THE HONOR IN BEATING HIM TO A BLOODY PULP

Really kid. You wasted your fist on not killing her???

Also this was my fave fight scene BY FAR

EPISODE 8:

How old is she?? 17th Century??

Oh my God I’m so glad Claire learned to fight. It’s such a treat seeing her beat people up. Yes the fuck it is

Also if COLLEEN dies for this fuck face I’m gonna be livid.

Fuck Kyle. OH MY GOD.

Do you know what would make this show infinitely better?? If in healing Colleen she became the iron fist. Oh my God. That would have been amazing.

EPISODE 9:

UGH enough with the lovey dovey.

Did Bakudo really just say this guy was marginalized?? WHAT IS THIS SHOW.

What the fuck is the wiretapping shit??

OH MY GOD IT IS THE HAND. WOW.

Look we know the hand is bad but did he really just say she grew up inside of a cult?? Like what the fuck was the monastery??

I’m always salty when one of the few Black people in a show dies.

Fuck Colleen really got these kids involved. Damn this is terrible.

I really love Davos. He’s the dopest.

Ooh shit he turned off his power.

EPISODE 10:

Danny gets mad when people call him a child but he keeps having fucking temper tantrums.

They were legit about to torture Colleen. The only Asian person on this fucking show with anywhere near the screen time as Danny. And y'all still think this isn’t racist??

He didn’t even get the Iron Fist to protect the people. He got it to fix his fucking self. That’s such bullshit. All Davos wanted was to serve and protect.

EPISODE 11:

I’m glad Colleen has come to her senses.

OH MY GOD HE SHOT JOY. WHAT THE FUCK

EPISODE 12:

Welp it’s over.

I will say this I really liked the line about not just being the Iron Fist but also Danny Rand. Which to me said he wasn’t just some mystical guy that knows Kung Fu and that would have been perfect if DR was Asian American.

[darklarru]

all of them. just fckin.. all of them. every single question. 1-100. good luck comrade.

fuck u, here it is:

1.      Is a kiss considered cheating?

-if theykiss a boy idm.

2.      Have you ever faked orgasm?

-yeahlmao

3.      If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

-shapeshifting

4.      Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?

-I fuckinhope so

5.      Tell us some funny drunk story.

-oh man,ive only been smashed once, and it was a night full of regrets and a lot ofcheating and gay stuff happened.

6.      Why are you no longer together with your ex?

-u knowwhat. fuck my ex, he was a manipulative cheating cunt and he broke up with meover snapchat.

7.      If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? 

-bathtuband sleeping pills, im out painlessly.

8.      What are your current goals?

-be asuccessful bitch and build myself up.

9.      Do you like someone?

-wheneverI think of feelings I take a shot so idk..

10.   Who was the last person to disappoint you?

-my ex.

11.   Do you like your body?

-eh imgetting there

12.   Can you keep a diet?

-no lmao

13.   If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?

-don’t discriminateagainst sex workers and treat them like actual people.

14.   Do you work?

-yep, gota retail job and everything.

15.   If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, whatwould it be?

-ayesalad, bc anything you cut up and put in a bowl is salad, so pizza salad, fruitsalad, ice cream salad, anything.

16.   Would you get a tattoo?

-hellyeah, im actually thinking about getting this floral one on my thigh, gottalike, tell my mum tho.

17.   Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?

-theperson I love,,

18.   Can you drive?

Ive onlyhad like, one driving test ever.

19.   When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?

-at therink on Friday? Someone said I was beautiful and that my ex didn’t deserve me:)

20.   What was the last thing you cried for?

-when I drinkI don’t cry, so ive been drinking a lot.

21.   Do you keep a journal?

-yep,serves as my receipts.

22.   Is life fun?

-ehhhhitll get there.

23.   Is farting in front of people irrelevant?

-I don’t reallycare, just warn me so I have time to get out of there.

24.   What’s your dream car?

-somethingI don’t have to use petrol for.

25.   Are grades in school important?

-justnail ur finals and ur good.

26.   Describe your crush.

-its tooearly homie

27.   What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?

-WONDERWOMAN HOLY SHIT A+

28.   What was your last lie?

-im fine

29.   Dumbest lie you ever told? 

-idk, I normallytell the truth, its such an effort to lie.

30.   Is crying in front of people embarrassing?

-no I doit all the time lmao

31.   Something you did and you are proud of?

-Teamedup with my Best Friend and Absolutely Called the shit out of my Ex out andfuckin roasted him.

32.   What’s your favourite cocktail?

-I haven’tdelved into cocktails too much yet, ive been drinking straight.

33.   Something you are good at?

-iceskating?? idk

34.   Do you like small kids?

-I hatekids so much

35.   How are you feeling right now?

-There

36.   What would you name your daughter/son?

-daughter:Lavender? Idk I just watched matilda and I was like what a pretty name, andboys: Christian?  

37.   What do you need to be happy?

-abillion dollars

38.   Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?

-my ex

39.   What was the last gift you received?

-does mycoworker buying everyone hot chocolates and frozen cokes during their shiftcount as a gift

40.   What was the last gift you gave?

-a fidgetcube?

41.   What was the last concert you went to?

-panic atthe disco in January :D

42.   Favourite place to shop at?

-ittotally was this gothic shop in Newtown, but then it moved and I don’t knowwhere it is anymore :/

43.   Who inspires you?

-myselfbitch

44.   How old were you when you first got drunk?

-18

45.   How old were you when you first got high?

-never

46.   When was your first kiss?

-when I was15? 16?

47.   Something you want to do until the end of this year?

-be amermaid, like fr, go follow mermaid_shelly on Instagram no joke.

48.   Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?

-dated myex

49.   Post a selfie.

-heres alink instead: http://darklarru.tumblr.com/post/161374174865/cat-cafe-aesthetic

50.   Who are you most comfortable around?

-my BestFriend

51.   Name one thing that terrifies you.

-to loseeverything I worked for

52.   What kind of books do you read?

-haventread a book in so long, but I like the fantasy genre

53.   What would you tell your 12 year old self?

-girl,girl, u gay as fuck

54.   What is your favourite flower?

-roses!!

55.   Any bad habits you have?

-speakingquietly

56.   What kind of people are you attracted to?

-peoplewho think the same as me

57.   What was the last thing you cried for?

-my ex :/

58.   Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?

-pickles,what r they doin, get outta here

59.   Are you in love?

-yeah imalways in love

60.   Something you find romantic?

-tealightcandles

61.   How long was your longest relationship? 

-like 3or 4 months

62.   What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?

-wereso,, bitchy.

63.   What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? 

-they don’tknow what the fuck is up, they don’t listen, they always horny, theyre kindaviolent, theyre more hardcore and aggressive physically.

64.   What are you saving money for?

-anothermermaid tail,,, but also a house I guess

65.   How would you describe your bad side?

-emotional,angry, violent, temperamental, not thinking,, idk

66.   Are you actually a good person? Why?

-sometimesI guess, I try not to be shitty, but some people fuckin deserve it.

67.   What are you living for?

-a future

68.   Have you ever done anything illegal?

-probably

69.   Do you like your body?

-yeahsometimes

70.   Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?

-notunless we were fighting

71.   Ever sent nudes?

-whohasnt

72.   Have you ever cheated on someone?

-I cheatedon a guy with girl and I was very drunk, but then we said same sex cheating wasokay

73.   Favourite candy?

-redfrogs, gummy bears

74.   Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!

-imbarely on this hell site

75.   Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?

-adarkroomwas one of my Faves

76.   Favourite TV series?

-w.i.t.c.h.what a Classic

77.   Are you religious? Does God exist?

-yeah, imchill w god.

78.   What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?

-I haven’tread a book in so long yall.

79.   What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?

-kudos tothem who r doin it but I really love chicken.

80.   How long have you been on Tumblr?

-sinceyear 9, so like, 2013

81.   Do you like Chineese food?

-I am Chinese

82.   McDonalds or Subway?

-subwayyyy

83.   Vodka or whiskey?

-fuuuuuuck,,,fucking love vodka but it makes my face screw up in a bad expression, and I lovefireball whiskey, but like, vodka gets me fucked up faster.

84.   Alcohol or drugs?

-alcohol,don’t do drugs kids

85.   Ever been out of your province/state/country?

-ya

86.   Meaning behind your blog name?

-I lovetypos

87.   What gets you up in the morning?

-spite.

88.   What are you scared of?

-a lot ofthings

89.   Last time you were insulted?

-wednesday

90.   Most traumatic experience ?

-my bf atthe time, was fuckin, chewin his toenails in his mouth, and I forgot bc he wasbein sweet n he stuck his tongue out to touch mine, n I stuck mine out too n I fuckni,,.,,,. touched the toenail w my mouth I nearly threw up, I felt my soul ejectfrom my body for a second.

91.   Perfect date idea?

-picnicdaate, and watching the stars and cuddling

92.   Favourite app on your phone?

-instagram?I check it the most.

93.   What colour are the walls in your room?

-white

94.   Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?

-daviddobrik tbh

95.   Share your favourite quote.

-ifsomeone tells you that they hurt you, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.

96.   What is the meaning of life?

-when thestreets are empty and the moon is shining and nobody is awake and its chilly,but your alone and maybe the wind is blowing through the grass, or whatever.

97.   Do you like horror movies?

-fuck nah

98.   Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?

-I signedup for Netflix and didn’t tell her.

99.   Do you feel lucky or special in a way?

-I amspecial

100. Can you keep a secret?

-ya justmake sure u tell me its important.

[themagicaltunaa]

You must answer everything tuna

Wow thats a lot a questions

alright lets do this 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

IZZY NO

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

Never kissed anyone like that so???? ok theres a lot of questions with relationship or kissing shit so im just gonna put this ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ every time i see one that i cant really answer

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

hmm I don't really know??????

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

yup

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

nope i dont think ive ever wanted anyone

7. What does your last received text say?

is this you?

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

9. Where was your last kiss at?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

never because i dont have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning?

coffee. cant start the day without coffee

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my room

13. Do you think relationships are hard? 

tbh yeah

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

oh my god yes theres so many things that i regret doing my dude. hell just let me go back one day im fine with that

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy because it give an excuse to just stay in my house and lay in bed all day

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

oh man i hope not. i feel bad for anyone that has the same middle name as me

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

basketball shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

no

20. Does anyone like you?

lol no

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

myself

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

nope

25. In the past week have you cried?

dude i cry at least 5 times a week. last time i cried because i didnt have any mac n cheese to eat with my chicken nuggets

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

a black lab!

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

outside of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ also i hope you mean like before theyve played because holy shit im pretty sure someone could die standing next to one of them. you ever been near a football player after a game??? most disgusting smell ever like fucking hell its so bad

29. Do you think you’re old?

im not even 20 yet so no

30. Do you like text messaging?

id rather talk face to face with friends. im not so good with keeping up with texting

31. What type of day are you having?

ive been having the same lazy day for the past 2 months. its never gonna end

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

nope

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold. id rather freeze than die in the floridian heat

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

lol nope

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

a relationship. never understood flings

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

both. im horrible

37. What song are you listening to?

nothing atm, but these two songs have been playing on repeat in my head for the past week

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

it depends

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

hmmm 

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

i dont like anyone so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

41. When did you last receive a text message?

at 10 AM

42. What is wrong with you right now?

Everything my dude, everything.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

ive known them since middle school so pretty well????

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

nope 

46. Are you in a good mood right now? 

i dont remember the last time i was in a good mood

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? 

my mom

48. What color shirt are you wearing? 

black

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah my mom yesterday

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

no??

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

yeah a few times with some people. there are some that i have finally given up on tho and i feel a lot better now

53. Do you like rain?

yes!

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

as long as they dont do it too much im fine with it

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

nope ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

56. Do you like to cuddle?

no

57. Are you shy?

very

58. Do you get along with girls?

it depends really??? hmm yeah i guess i get along with other girls a little better than guys but thats not saying much because im terrified of talking to people anyways.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone and my headphones

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

bruh i dont care if i get killed by a ghost or some shit thats 1 million dollars imagine what i can do with that money. like its either i die from like a heart attack from seeing my own shadow in a haunted house or i get 1 million dollars its a win win situation

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

lmao hell no

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

my cats exist thats the cute thing that happened

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

neither

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?  

i dont even have a car

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

neither. also whos luke bryan?

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?

android

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

man i havent had any in like 4, maybe 5 years???? good thing im getting some on my bday courtesy of my friend

73. Do you like diet soda?

ew no

74. What color are the walls in your room?

theyre the same purple that theyve been since middle school

75. Are you 16 or older?

yup, turning 20 this month

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

nope

77. Do you have a job?  

nope :\

78. What are your initials?

AC

79. Did you ever have braces?

nope. my mom was never able to afford them

80. Are you from the south?

well im from south florida. is florida even considered part of the south????? like im pretty sure florida is its own thing

 81. What does your last status on facebook say?  

dont have one

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

definitely my mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

the lego batman movie. 10/10 would recommend

86. Do you smoke?

ew no

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

flip flops

88. Is your phone touch screen?

yeah???

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

curly

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

i cant even walk out of my room at 2 in the morning without my mom waking up and telling me to go to sleep. also im pretty sure my mom would beat me with a chancleta just for thinking of sneaking out

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

i prefer beach but pool is good too i guess

92. Have you ever made out in a car?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ 

93. …Had sex in a car?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿   ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

94. Are you single or in a relationship?

single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?

on youtube watching lets plays

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

new years

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

eh its not as good as an iphone camera but i dont take pictures so yeah i could care less about the camera

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

i dont drink

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

i dont have facebook

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ dont you have to have sex in order for that to happen ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: 

?

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

nope i lost them ages ago. im so pale

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

   1. i dont like wearing shorts 

   2. why would i ever wear cowboy boots

   3. why the fuck would i wear cowboy boots with shorts like yall think im gonna walk around lookin like that i look like a hot mess 110% of the time what makes you think i can pull that off. yeah lemme walk around with my pasty ass white legs showin and boots, lookin like the saddest goblin cowgirl you’ll ever lay your eyes on. no thanks.

ok i think im done for the day