#yandere noah td

[froggokun]

CW ⚠️ BLOOD

bruh tbh I'm not even into yanderes that much but you know what i gotta do when noah is mentioned in any conversation

[dozing-marshmallow]

Heyo! Just asking

Would you mind writing Yandere Noah Vs Yandere Mike from total drama? Thankssss! :>

Hellooo! Thank you so much for this fun request, so happy I was finally able to get this out! Also, I loooove your Radlynn theme, I loved playing the Papa Louie games so much growing up ^v^ enjoy !

YANDERE! NOAH VS YANDERE! MIKE HEADCANONS

Two guys fighting over you? My! How would that turn out?

Well, Noah would try to impress you with his intellect, Mike tried wooing you with his natural sweet personality.

Of course, you never thought these gestures had a bigger meaning than what met the eye.

Typical (Y/N).

A few months after the...season of All Stars aired, Chris wanted to throw a celebration reunion party for both casts before the brand new cast of Pahkitew Island was publicly introduced.

Noah and Mike were two of the many that didn’t want to go, but having the fact they were obliged to attend by their contract megaphoned, they soon put together that if this whole thing was mandatory for everyone, you would definitely be there.

Even if it wasn’t, you were a sweetheart, so you would’ve attended anyway.

Everyone was there alright, around their respective friend groups, and there Mike was, suspiciously having an exorbitant smile on his face for someone who wasn’t accompanied by anyone.

Noah knew the cause all too well, and takes it to confront him.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

Still a coward, huh?,“Ohh wow, that obvious lie came with that gap in your teeth? Take this as a warning, Mike. Unless you wanna make that gap bigger, back up trying to test your mediocre pick up lines on (Y/N) and you won’t have any more problems than what you already have to deal with.” his finger spiked into the taller male’s chest,“You have no chance with a girl that’s out of your generation, let alone out of your league.”

"Oh, but that's where you're wrong, Noah!" said guy’s attempt at intimidation massively backfiring with Mike putting a hand to his own burning chest,"See, even though I'm Mike first and personalities second, the...feeling (Y/N) gives me is so intense, it's actually taking a better effect on me than the medication my psychiatrist prescribes me!"

How lame.

The high IQ rolls his eyes at Mike’s pathetic attempt at love,"You know your identity disorder soooo well. You of all people should know that's illogical, but I was right. (Y/N) really does have a moron lusting after her."

"Wow! Can't believe you finally got around to realising how dumb you are!"

Noah’s glare deepens in his face as Mike’s smile grew. These conversations were getting boring,"Why don't you go back to nosebleed hair? I'm sure she's missing you terribly bro." Surely that would kick some alarm into him. That desperate friendless girl had to be looking for him.

Strangely, he was still all happy,"Oh! I called things off with Zoey!” Oh. No wonder why he’s not slighted.

Damn your humanity, Zoey. You couldn’t entertain this idiot for another season?

He takes out his hideous handmade accessory,“I took my necklace back, so I can cherish it to (Y/N) instead!" Poor girl.

No way you could love someone that lacked the decency to reserve his affection- I mean, Noah loved you from day one,"Gee even I'm offended you think a second hand thing is the best you can give to my (Y/N). You are so totally rich. Medication funds put you in debt much?"

"Actually, they were free, but you are right about one thing! Not fair to give something someone else had. I'll make her another! Bigger and better! Like my love for her." he kept getting more and more ideas.

Can he afford to keep up?,"Don't go over budget."

"Hah! Seems like you suffer from a memory disorder. Thanks to my win, I never have to worry about budget again!... How many seasons did you win again?" Mike asks, his smirk still the same, but his words this time around were coiled by a pleather of travesty that had forced Noah to face a stinging truth he hated to admit, hissing a response in avoidance.

“Cram it, blockhead.”

Mike was about to blow a comeback, when suddenly your goddess figure graced both of them with your presence, switching their rivalry selves to civil friends.

"Enjoying yourself over here, boys?"

"Oh, totally." Noah waved, that totally being true for once.

"Never been better (Y/N)!" Mike threw you a thumbs up.

“Aw! Great!” you gushed in delight at the two,“It’s so heartwarming to see you guys getting along so well especially since we come from different casts!” You’re...happy. 

You’re happy at them... Them...getting along? Yes... Yes, we do get along! Mike wants to be the one to amplify your joy by encompassing Noah’s neck around his arm, a perfect time to suffocate him, yet so far,“Oh, yeah!” he could feel the malice blaze in Noah’s eyes, but he wouldn’t dare try breaking out his grasp if it meant keeping you happy. It was just as despicable for him,“It’s real nice speaking to the competitors from earlier seasons! You can learn so much.”

The hidden venom irked the trapped male, making it ten times harder to hold back his sly tongue. But you were there... (Y/N), too pure to taste any hate, had rewritten the entire muscle of his jaw. 

“Yeah, what...” for (Y/N), for (Y/N), for (Y/N),“He said. Guy’s more lovable than Owen.” Big fat lie. But you were pleased.

“Aww! Well, I’ll leave you two be. See you later!” even when you had rolled the distance, your words were still as sweet as blood itself.

How caring you are.

Mike makes the immediate move to aggressively shove Noah away from him. 

An awkward silence sits in as the ugly nature of their opposition unravels in the air, Noah being the first to emerge,“You’re still here?”

Mike’s smile finally drops in a confused line,“Why wouldn’t I?”

“Dunno. Thought after seeing for yourself that (Y/N) has zero interest in you, like none whatsoever, you’d get going.” His blood vessels bloated in hatred under his skin.

How come? I’m the one that made our “friendship” more believable to her,“How could I after she gave me that smile?” saying that revived his one.

“Mhmm, that smile was totally for you. Get realistic!” No amount of verity could crush that delusion Mike had, which increasingly agitated Noah,“(Y/N) will never love you. Never.”

“There’s no never in that smile, Noah! The way you cope with denial is really cute!” See? This freak was enjoying it.

Noah sighed. Guess it’s what you have to do when you lose a game of love. Really unfortunate for him, this was very rewarding.

The man with sarcasm for a name turned his back to take one of the knives available from the cutlery table. He slid his finger up and down its shiny blade, remembering all about why he stayed in this meaningless party for this long. His chagrin is cut short.

At the same time, Mike discreetly checks his blazer pocket to ensure he still had his one occupying within. A similar sick with the strings of heart quivers its way onto his reddening lips.

(Y/N)...(Y/N)...

Things were about to get interesting.

[gwendefender4life]

"no man should be that flexible."

guidelines !?

no smut! obvious enough, but the characters in the shows are minors! and as a minor myself, it is incredibly uncomfortable for me to write smut. the most i will write for is making out, and even then it will be very brief and undescriptive.

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i write for basically anything else! you can request self-insert x character, oc x character, character x character, platonic relationships, familial relationships, etc. as long as they follow the guidelines/dni list!

character list !?

gen 1 - alejandro, bridgette, dj, duncan, eva, geoff, gwen, harold, izzy, justin, katie, leshawna, lindsay, noah, owen, sadie, trent, tyler

gen 2 - anne maria, dakota, dawn, jo, lightning, mike, zoey

gen 3 - ella, jasmine, rodney, scarlett, shawn

gen 4 - axel, caleb, damien, julia, millie, mk, nichelle, priya, scary girl/lauren

rr - emma, jacques, josee, kitty

"your parents must love this show, gets you out of the house!"

dni list !?

blaineley, chris, cody, courtney, heather, sierra, gwourtney, courtney x scott, & chase x emma (td 2023) stans

anne maria, axel, b, brick, cameron, crimson, dakota, damien, dawn, dj, duncan, ella, emma (rr), ennui, eva, gwen, izzy, jacques, jasmine, jen, jo, josee, julia, justin, katie, kitty, leshawna, lightning, lindsay, macarthur, mike, noah, owen, rodney, sadie, sam, sanders, scarlett, tom, trent, zee, zoey, gwuncan, leharold, gwent, & nemma antis

racists

homophobes

transphobes

misogynists

ableists

religion-shamers

xenophobes

pro/com/darkshippers

pedophiles

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"you know what? I'M GETTING A SANDWICH!"

[aesopsbaby]

I just followed you and saw you are doing total drama so could you please do prompt 17 with Noah as he's my favorite. Could you make this anon please. Thank you :)

17♡"You should be thankful I'm even caring for you!"

Note:Noah is in my top 5 for sure <3 and I'm having TD brainrot rn soooo I'm doing the TD requests first.

Noah is a manipulator and a guilt tripper for sure. Adding onto that,he's definitely a more possessive than obsessive yandere. Yes,Noah loves you alot but his urge to have you all to himself is even more than that.

He teases you whenever you were to cry or have small outbursts.

"Awhh...are you gonna cry? Yeah?"

Noah has a weird way of showing he cares. He loves you,he really does! But he just doesn't know how to properly express it since he's also so blunt and sarcastic.

"Don't blame me for your silly mistakes,love."

" Don't tell me you couldn't even handle that?"

Noah do sometimes feel a bit bad for treating you like crap :( so if you're sitting alone,feeling upset after how he has treated you/teased you,Noah would bent down to reach eye level with you and just place both of his hands on your cheeks. Squishing and pinching them softly.

"Mfmmmf...what..what are you doing.." You muttered while Noah continued to squish your cheeks together. "Stop crying. It makes you look bad." He scoffs,now wiping away the tears with odd tenderness..

You probably wouldn't hear it but Noah would always murmur a soft "sorry." after you have calmed down and regained your composure.

He hates showing you his vulnerable side. He doesn't want you thinking you can easily escape his grasp! He wants you to at least still fear him a little for you not to think of escaping. But also love him since he's cheering you up. I know. It's complicating-

But sometimes Noah just gets so overwhelmed and frustrated. I view Noah as someone who would get upset really easily. Given how he was annoyed by almost everyone even though they didn't do anything-

So when you start to resist his affections and push him away,Noah just gets so frustrated. Why can't you just understand that he loves you!

"Love,can't you even hold my hand? Or finger?" Noah sighs exasperatedly,looking at you with furrowed eyebrows. Noah has been patiently waiting for you to be comfortable with him enough that you two can hold each other when asleep,on your own free will! But it's already been...what? 3 months? And you still haven't tried getting closer to him!

He's frustrated of course he is! He held himself back every day every night from holding onto you and hugging you tightly.

You shook your head slightly. "No? Seriously? I gave you everything you can wish for and this is how you repay me? Not even something as small as holding hands??" Noah scoffs,looking at you with a slight glare.

You kept silent,not wanting to aggravate him anymore. Somehow that managed to get him even more ticked off cause in a matter of seconds he has your wrist tightly in his grasp,causing slight pain. "Not gonna answer me,love?" He taunts you,knowing damn well you weren't gonna speak up.

"Why do you have to be so difficult...?" He mumbles,mostly to himself than you. In a swift movement,he drags your arms to the front roughly and wraps a cloth that he had on the side of the table around your wrists,tightly tying up the knot.

If you were to start tearing up,Noah would just scoff at you. "Darling don't even start this with me right now. You brought this upon yourself."

If you were to continue crying or ignoring him,Noah would get a bit pissed off,,,,

"You should be thankful I'm even caring for you!"

For the rest of the night he would force you into his arms,holding you tightly against your will.

After you fell asleep though,Noah would feel terrible :(( He would softly rub your back and caress your hair,gently patting your head.

Then he would push you away from him slightly to wipe the tears that were on your cheeks.

And then untie the cloth around your wrist as he knows you were already asleep so you wouldn't try anything. And when he sees the burn line starting to form on your wrists,he gets so much guilt built up in him <\3

Noah would soothingly rub them.

"See..this wouldn't have had to happened if you just listened and be grateful,love.."