#yandere sim shopkeepers

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

ryoba goes to the convenience store

[rinn-mayy]

Manga Shop-Keep

Spicier Ver. On Twitter

[cl0wny-y]

more people should pay attention to the shopkeepers they're really pretty

[karmawonders]

Zhongli brainrot incoming my lovely little ducklings

Notes: imma call god!reader also known as Creator as Divinity cuz it sounds cute aight? Aight. And it makes sense cuz we are the most divine thing, so like? It works. U can argue with me but I enjoy the name, and as a SAGAU x cult au consumer, that name would just FUEL my God complex.

🌸Also this is probably non comprehensive my adhd n more went nyooom with this one, so you have been warned🌸

Warnings: sagau. Religious themes. Reader is God/ above God. Yandere worshippers. Slight zhongli x childe Lemme know if I should add anything.

Aight bitches we know the drill

Zhongli? The loyalist of our devotees. Also the oldest of all the motherfuckers

My dude got arthritis or smth idk I like to think he goes over to baizhus pharmacy for painkillers occasionally since he is just an old old frail wee peepaw. (Jokes ofc)

Now listen. My man's Morax was an Archon. He may of left that title but the dude is still very much a God. Not like, as high of God as the creator is, but a God nevertheless.

Dude gots a whole ass teapot/ pocket dimension solely for a temple to Divinity.

It continuously is expanding as he finds more books that could be about Divinity / theories about Divinity, etc.

Rip to the poor adeptus who is managing it.

Sure he usually has Childe pay for his shit, but it's not cuz he is broke! He is farr from it

Dude just has

Idk

Tendencies to hoard

Curse his dragon nature ig man

All the Mora? Safely in a separate teapot outside of his temple one. You can swim in it scrooge Mcduck style. He probably does take naps in it sometimes in his dragon form ig.

So he has Childe buy a ton of things that He thinks Divinity may even possibly like or acknowledge

It is dangerous when he walks amongst the harbor shops.

Not for the shopkeepers, they quickly learned to put their finest goods out in front when the see the funeral consultant nearing.

Mostly for whoever is gonna be paying for it. Which is usually Childe.

Oh shit man you see that fancy ass tea set that dude is polishing? We gotta look at it.

"Don't drag your feet Childe, we must secure this purchase for Divinity."

Childe can't argue if he knows it's going to Divinity, to you. He's one of your worshippers to ya know, he owes you his life.

He just wishes

Ya know

Zhongli would haggle a little before immediately purchasing whatever it is

He still shudders at the time he spent that much mora for something known as a "Primogem". A solid 5 million.

Just to ya know

Learn that a certain blonde haired traveller basically gets them for free just for being their first vessel / connected to Divinity.

That one hurt a Lil ngl

I mean Learning that Divinity would find a single primogem absolutely useless if not insulting on its own.

Listen man's Divinity is still interacting through Teyvat through a screen at this time, you ain't nowhere near to actually being there physically atm.

Which gives Zhongli a good amount of time to figure out wtf to do with this questionable purchase

Now it's true that Zhongli is a vivid spender

But he knows when something is the real deal, and he won't just let that slip away.

If it happens that his walking wallet at the time doesn't have the cash for whatever item

He will very upsetti spahgetti

Yes he buys tons of things for himself

But when it was something he wanted to get as an offering g for you? Dudes gonna be very upset.

He will begrudgingly procure mora from his more teapot after asking the items owner to have it on hold for a bit, and buy it.

The next few days he works extra hard to replace the mora in his hoard

But on the bright side your temple is just looking so wonderful with that new vase!

He likes decorating a lot. From his own abode, to organizing the mora and gems in his "den", to making sure your personal temple / shrine is absolutely perfect

He really do be like one of those Sim youtubers who spent 30 hours just on the house

If he is to one day show you this, in person, he has to make sure it's absolutely perfect! Everything needs to be the finest of fine!

He sees the rug he bought 20 or so years ago slightly aging?

Bye bitch

Like imma just pawn this off since it's a great rug and I want my money's worth but it's not worth a God possibly walking upon it anymore.

In all his free time dude is in his personal temple to Divinity

Admiring the things he got for you, remembering their history should you ever ask,,, and uh

Dusting

So much dusting

Like this temple gots TON of shit in it

I mean it's bound to when he has worshipped you for so long

Probably goes on for miles

Might as well make it a public museum at this point

If there isn't like, special anti dust adeptus magic or smthing that is

Oh I just had the funniest fucking idea

You know how in other games (worlds?) Dragons live like hundreds of thousands of years before dying of old age or shit

Zhonglis like 7 thousand I think

Aka he is a baby compared to otherworld dragons

(Yes I know he is technically not a dragon dragon but shhhhhh)

So he goes on about how Erosion will sooner then later do him in and everyone's like

Noo Rex lapis perfect geo Archon nooooo fight the erosion oawr nawr

And he like ofc full heartedly believes that this is the case

Until ofc Divinity gets down there, aka you.

And your just like

"Ya old fart

when was the last time you got proper exercise

Hrm?

500 years ago?

No wonder you feel like shit bro- go hit the gym smh"

If he didn't do regular spars with Childe or any other acolytes before, he definitely does so now.

And then he feels better cuz he wasn't getting enough exercise outside of the vessel commission's he went on. Dude just wasn't getting enough dopamine in his head and fr thought it was erosion like smh

Zhongli built up Liyue for you, ya know. To Be like your favorite nation etc etc.

So I think he would be supppppeer interested in the world you were in previously

Like

Wtf is a car and a highway and wdym they are super dangerous but people are on em regularly all the time? Tf?

What the heck is air condition Divintiy you are making up words I think aksksjrdqsdfhjk

...sun...screen? Never heard of this?

Teyvat not knowing basic medical stuff would be hilarious to me

Like imagine someone is coughing on something

Let's say Itto cuz I feel like he would do that

And you just

Get behind him and heimlech him

And everyone's like

????wtf he was good as dead???

And zhonglis sitting their having war flash backs to all the people he could of saved if he JUST GAVE THEM A BIG OLD HUG FROM BEHIND?

/yes I know that's not how it works but shush aight/

Zhongli wants to know absolutely anything and EVERYTHING about Divinity

You say an off comment about liking a certain smell and dude gots like

Notebooks and sticky notes written down the very second after

And then you go back to your abode or to the shrine he has and it smells overwhelmingly like that

Like

Imagine saying you like the smell of freshly cut grass and he just goes

??? How tf do I get that smell?"

I just realized these brainrots are very fun to write and non stressful you can expect more

Anyways I love my man's Zhongli and I will die for him without hesitiation

🌸Abrupt ending queen right here, do not be surprised akkajsks🌸 and if you are shook it ended, boo!

I think this is getting a bit long and I don't wanna like have a post that makes my thumbs scroll miles before finishing it ifykyk

Anyways hope that was somewhat readable akksksksks

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[an0nym0us-m0nster]

oh wow look, the gay shopkeepers have returned.

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

I just wanted to get this done so yea it looks kinda stupid n edgy

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!!! (OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS)

This year was really nice for me. I'm really happy I made this blog to express myself (even tho I was dead 💀). I'm happy with the friends and follows I made from my silly goofy art haha.

enjoy this poor one second edit I just made and thank you everyone ❤❤❤❤

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

I literally had to post this on personal comp. for school cause my main one doesn't load the pic for some reason 😮‍💨

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

Okay, so

I remember seeing people confused on who the "twins" that were mentioned on Mulberry's reference sheet for the 1989 Convenience Store Clerk:

To explain: There was never-before-seen concept art of the original 202X Clerks that was never used for some unknown reason. In this case, the 202X Convenience Clerks were first shown (as a silhouette) in YandereDev's video A Tour Of Yandere Simulator's New Street back in 2019:

After the 1980s Update, You get to see the un-silhouetted art on the reference notes Mulberry posted:

On the right, you can see Cashier-San, and on the left is either an early version of the Mom Manager from 1989 or another character (maybe Cashier-San's sibling/friend).

So, in conclusion, The twins Mulberry is referring to is a concept that we haven't seen, not the Basu Twins or any other twins people speculated.

Hope this clears up some confusion =) !!!

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

I need to make the rest

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

I made my own meme chart thing idk what it's called

here's a template u can use but pls credit me

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

Yansim OTPs?

MIyuji x Gita and Dora x Kiba for 202X. Ever since I gotten into YanSim, I've always shipped them so much n shit. But I do focus more on the 1980s shopkeepers now bc of their designs n stuff, so I do ship them too. Sooo basically...

thanks for the ask Anon !!! <3

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

1980s Mode Secret Ending (real)

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

these three would probably be THE BEST of friends or THE WORST of enemies

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

rant time #2 !!!

Listen, you can kin Ayano for her backstory and how she suffered idgaf.

BUT

If you say shit like "I'm ayano irl haha I'm so obsessive over my s/o hahahha I'm such a yandere uwu omg when ayano kills ppl it's so cute and quirky hahahhah uwu owo."

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You are not Ayano in that case. You are not quirky or cute or hot for being obsessive to the point of killing ppl. You are not Ayano in real life. You and me both know DAMN FUCKING WELL that if Ayano was real you would AVOID her like a damn plague. What you need is mental fucking help if you say shit like this. Yandere's are not "CuTe WaIfUs ThAt KiLl PpL fOr LoVe UwU", they are a danger to the people around them. Honestly if you say shit like this or kin Ayano in this way,

SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP AND GET HELP. YOU ARE NOT CUTE, YOU ARE JUST INSECURE AND MENTALLY ILL.

this concludes my rant. As always, please respect my opinion. I would also like to hear what you think about it. Thank you and have a happy day.

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

1980s Shopkeeper incorrect quotes

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