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myalinemoe · 6 years

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Killer Cleaning or Who invented gravity...

Killer Cleaning or Who invented gravity…

AND why do they hate me! All of my life I seem to be a victim of gravity. I remember even at a young age that Gravity had it our for me. I tried to ride on the handle bars of a neighbors bike. Well, gravity had other ideas. I was trying to sit still but gravity took my little ankle and stuck it through the spokes of said bike!

Yep, just one more example of GRAVITY working against me.

I know…

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#AND why do they hate me! All of my life I seem to be a victim of gravity. I remember even at a young age that Gravity had it our for me. I t #gravity had other ideas. I was trying to sit still but gravity took my little ankle and stuck it through the spokes of said bike! Yep #he wasn&039;t. The louder I screamed the more it hurt. The rest of the time I was sitting at the bottom of the stairs was passed in yelling #I assured him that the wet puddle was from the Pine Sol. Or at least I thought it was! So on my hands and knees I tried to crawl up the stai #I crawled to a chair. Harvey had to old the chair so that I could climb at least a little better than at the bottom of the stairs. House ke #just one more example of GRAVITY working against me. I know there are science documents that explain WHY we have gravity. Something about s #mop #pine sol etc.. About two steps down I slipped. Falling down the rest of the stairs. The bottle of Pine Sol got squished on the way down. Now #The doctor took X-rays and said that it was not as juggled about in there as I thought it was. I knew I kept that bag of peas in the freezer #yep due to gravity. It couldn&039;t have been me being just plain stupid! I yelled at the tops of my lungs for my brother. I thought he was

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