#yes hes at least partially themed around the bigoted kids screaming slurs on xbox live

[hostilemuppet]

actually y'know what?? i'm not done. floyd actually has a good and loving relationship with his kids. brangelina actually loves him, they even made him a card while he was in the hospital!!!! even if he couldn't appreciate it for what it was in the moment (his kids were worried about him and not whatever his brain was telling him).

guy has to give tiny a script telling him to say to the masses how much he loves his daddy. he might've been a great parent before twitter but now, tiny is a cute prop for his videos at most. tiny had to go behind his back to make secret accounts to have a life outside their YouTube channel. fuck that glittery asshole. his subscribers are probably just bots anywas. (tiny gets an itty bitty pass bc he's 11 and pretty much imitating guy, even though he's big enough to tell right from wrong behavior)

floyd (and creek) deliberately kept their kids out of the spotlight for their own safety, while guy uses tiny to get INTO the spotlight. while floyd enjoys being famous, he obviously knows it has its drawbacks (chapter ONE established both his privacy being horrifically violated and getting body shamed en masse) and he wants to keep his kids away from that before theyre old enough to actually decide whether they WANT to put themselves out there.

guy, however, doesnt care about any "downsides", partly bc hes nowhere near floyds level, but mostly bc he is not only clout poisoned but clout addicted. he wants to be celebrity worshipped, just like he does in the cartoons but a million times worse bc he doesnt just have the village to impress, he has the entire WORLD. he DID love his son, but... he also loves the attention, the drama. and just like the cartoons, he can get carried away, but unlike the cartoons, things dont line up to teach him a very important lesson in 11 minutes