#yikes and sorry to those born in July!

[evansbby]

who your cevans character boyfriend is based on your birth month:

January: Lloyd Hansen

February: Curtis Everett

March: Jake Jensen

April: Steve Rogers

May: Colin Shea

June: Ari Levinson

July: Andy Barber

August: Pete Brenner

September: Frank Adler

October: Mike Weiss

November: Ransom Drysdale

December: Cole Turner

[warfear]

WHAT’S GOOD, PARTY PEOPLE ?     the name’s mads :    twenty - four summers young, in love with cj from dawn of the dead (2004), mortal enemies with amc’s the walking dead and so very excited to be here. thus, without further ado, below the cut you’ll find the basics—the general gist—about my horrible, poorly written bastard children. 

trigger warnings for : cancer, death, kidnapping, abuse and assault !!

APOLSKIS, JULIAN      —      twenty-four, comic store clerk.

BASICS :     born in seattle, julian moved to fort elms when he was a whooping eleven years old. why, you don’t ask. well, because he got diagnosed with a gnarly case osteosarcoma and his father took ONE LOOK at that hospital bill and vanished into thin air, that’s why ! so, mommy dearest took her kids and skipped town as well. for less horrible reasons, of course. since then, his cancer has came and went and came back again. until finally it went for the last time, taking his leg with it as it did. he’s cancer free now ! three years and counting. we do love that for him … depressing facts aside, he’s in a punk rock band because we gotta Stick It To The Man. they suck but he’s decent on the drums and that’s all that matters. him. yeah, he’s a bit of a prick. a lovable prick. loves to play the devil’s advocate and hates talking about his feelings because ~ romantic trauma ~. but other than that, a decent guy, alright ! put some respect to his name. 

WANTED CONNECTIONS … 

ex - girlfriend :     bringer of trauma … she was his second ever girlfriend and their relationship was good, okay ! lasted almost two years. and then, without warning, she dumped him, THROUGH A NOTE. left without a word and that was that. a big bitch move, i’d say. 

mother :     the best mom there is ! worked three jobs to support her family after the deadbeat left, and is overall the best person juli knows and will ever know. she’s a second generation polish immigrant and very insistent on julian retaining his jewish heritage. pops was christian, so … gross. 

father :     not much to say about this bastard except he hasn’t spoken to his own children in thirteen years. not as much as a birthday card ! who knows where he is now. we’d like for him to be dead in a ditch but odds are he has a new family. i’d love for julian to knock him out, please hit me up for that. 

hospital buddies :     like i said, he spent most of his childhood in a hospital. so he must’ve made at least one friend there. they can be a teenager, they can be a senior citizen — as long as their friendship was thrust onto julian by sheer proximity and boredom. he’s obviously well now but i’d like for him to have a sliver of his past life close. 

DIMEO, BRANDON      —      thirty-five, mall cop.

BASICS :     very italian. a walking italian stereotype, really. his family is huge and he’s close with them all. too close. i’m talking yearly hunting trips, weekly family dinners, and a mother who still does his laundry. which means, yes, he’s a momma’s boy. a bit of a scrub, if you will. flopped out of the police academy in his early twenties, as he’d almost done high school, and settled for acting cop at the local mall. he’s a bit of a dumbass, and by a bit i mean a lot. unintelligent to the point where he can’t do basic math. emotionally unintelligent to the point where he can’t have a long - term relationship. we do love that. also a big fan of the charlie’s angels television series, AS HE SHOULD BE. he’d be an angel of charlie’s if he could be …

WANTED CONNECTIONS …

ex - girlfriend :     i’m talking first and only. probably didn’t get together until his mid - late twenties, and didn’t last that long either. probably had issues with his weird relationship with his mother, probably didn’t appreciate that he couldn’t clean his own house, probably wanted a man and not a little boy. she definitely dumped him. oh, well.

family :     he has A LOT. two parents ( i was gonna say obvi but is it obvi, i don’t think so. check yourself @ me ) and three brothers … but he’s the baby of the family, physically and mentally. i feel for his mother. i’d love for him to have a kid cousin, though. like one girl ( except his mommy ) he treats well. it’d be cute, shut up.

friends with benefits :     pretty self - explanatory. no strings attached, no commitment, no expectations … it’s all poor donnie here can muster in life. so do give it to him, please and thank. 

broskis :     he needs friends ! who aren’t other mall cops ( sorry egg take it up with HR ) … maybe dudes he’s known since high school, his OG home - boys. either to enable his antics or to call him out on his shit. i’ll take anything for brodawg over here. 

KINNEY, SAWYER      —      twenty-two, vet student.

BASICS :     god’s favorite. just kidding … i don’t think her love for him is much reciprocated. first dropped off as an infant @ the local church’s doorstep, then adopted. all is well ! no, her adoptive parents die in a car crash thirteen years later. she was there, too. sole survivor … even her baby brother passing away in the accident. shit’s tough, my dudes. she still has her older siblings, but who cares about them. was diagnosed with epilepsy shortly after ( she hates it, thanks ) and now lives with a disorder to remind her even more of the event. BIG YIKE LET’S MOVE ON … she’s a ray of sunshine ! loves animals and soccer to death. a social butterfly with no concept of personal space. insistent on not minding her business, plagued by a constant need to be liked by EVERYONE. book smart, emotionally intelligent … yet a whole dumbass. we love to see it.

WANTED CONNECTIONS …

cousins :     fun tidbit, after her parent’s death she moved in with her uncle and his children. so, give me those very children ! her siblings are both older than herself and i’m dying for some same - aged partners in crime here. who played soccer with her after school ? who tried beer with her for the very first time ? i am WAITING.

soccer pals :     captain of the local girl’s soccer team, since seventeen baby, sawyer’s in dire need of her soccer pals. y’all ever see the netflix original girls with balls ? yeah, me neither, but that could still be them versus the zombies. they’re all so close and athletic i NEED them to team up against the undead.

toxic church friends :     i’m not calling christianity toxic … i’m calling white church going pinterest loving bitches toxic. i just think it’d be neat for her to have people from that part of her life really pushing this ~ religious agenda ~ onto her further. you know, shaming everything that she does. WHY NOT ! can’t think of a single reason why not, actually.

someone to get under :     look … last year she got DUMPED by her boyfriend. it was rude as hell ! you don’t need to know his reason, okay … she did no wrong, mind your business … either way, give me SOMEONE ELSE for her to focus on so she can finally get over that skinny motherfucker. it doesn’t have to be reciprocated AT ALL, homies. she can thirst from afar … as long as her attention is redirected from ex - boyfriend to wow - possible - boyfriend. ja feel me ? cool.

OSWALT, KEVIN      —      twenty-one, waitress.

BASICS :     born in fort elms as rowan blake, this teensy bitch had a good life going. two parents, three older siblings, one cool ass dog… you get the gist. but all things must come to an end, no ? so, when rowan here was five years old, she was approached by a teenage girl by the name ryan, and booboo the fool as she was, rowan followed this older, much cooler girl right into a stranger’s car… and then rowan was no more ! she spent the next year thirteen years of her life as kevin oswalt, living with her new sister and new mother — creepily nicknamed mama. to say her life with the oswalt’s was good would be… well, it’d be a lie. because kevin wasn’t the first kid they ‘napped, and neither was she the last. lets just say that house was a shit - fest and we should be glad she managed to run away at the tender age of seventeen. by sheer luck, she wound up back in fort elms and by even more luck, she managed to get an education and graduate. unrealistic ? take it up with 2016 me. other than that super fun backstory, kevin’s baby. she likes books  ( always has, though it was her only form of entertainment for a good chunk of her life there )  and she likes french fries. she’s still discovering the world around her, even if she has been out and about for about four - ish years now. so if she’s a BIT NAIVE, then excuse her…

WANTED CONNECTIONS …

ex - boyfriend :     not to go into too many details but kev’s introduction to the dating scene was less than ideal… barely legal and kept under wraps for A YEAR. it sucked, okay. not a good first experience, IN MY OPINION. kevin has another but she’s stupid. EITHER WAY, that left her kinda fucked - up when it comes to relationships. so, when she started dating her other ex circa summer 2017, she was pretty not - that - into - him. sorry we can’t all be over our 30 year old boyfriends… she never even said those three little words and them bitches dated for a year. TRAGIQUE.

brother :     tragically, throughout the years, kevin’s brother is the single family member not picked up and that’s just… fucked, if you ask me. either way — his name is marcus blake but you can change his first to whatever ! he’s the sibling she was closest to as a wee bairn, alright. and i need him here… even if he wouldn’t know her as his sister anymore, but seeing as kev has managed to weasel her way into the blake family through mother and sisters REGARDLESS if anybody remembers or not, i’d say they’d cross paths anyway. oh, and he’s in a band… which isn’t to say juli’s, i mean it could be, but that’s not what i’m saying… anyways, that’s all.

bad influence :     kevin’s too nice. and i don’t like it. so, please, pretty please, give me a plot of pure mayhem. somebody less outwardly chaotic than pippa but more scheming, and maybe capable of convincing kevin to grow a spine. think penelope and josie in legacies… but not gay. i mean, it COULD be gay. i’m not saying it HAS to be gay… mind your business.

victim by proxy :     okay, hear me out… the oswalts are crazy people, and although kevin would like to be excluded from that narrative, she simply cannot. so, consider giving me somebody with some sort of connection to the kiddos missing  ( alternatively : to the man she shanked… girls, ya gotta read her bio, i’m not exposing her further :see_no_evil: )  so kevin’s guilt can just SKYROCKET. that’s fun, right ? make friends with some poor bitch who’s little bro went missing, knowing full well what happened… sickening, kev, get help.

ROSILIO, ODETTE      —      thirty-five, florist.

BASICS :     flaky defined. dropped out of high school, dropped out of california, dropped out of her own wedding … i mean, the list goes on. originally from mexicali, mexico odette moved to chino, california at the ripe age of five. her mother then proceeded to lose custody six years later. * that one vine vc * WAY TO GO, PAUL ! in and out of foster care since, eventually choosing to stay out for the remainder of her teens. until she got herself knocked up ( not by choice but ait ) and was forced to move back in with mommy … but hey, it all turned out fine in the end ! and when her daughter was four years old, she dipped forever. she’s since been living all over the states, only moving to fort elms five - ish years ago. and has indeed stayed put since. even if she did manage to pull a runaway bride. a bit of a bitch move, but at least she’s consistent. ish. because she’s not a bitch, okay, she’s simply … out of fucks to offer the world. can i get an amen. 

WANTED CONNECTIONS …

ex - fiancé :     like i said … left at the altar, that’s gotta knock you down a peg. or two. but she didn’t mean to stomp on his balls like that. in fact, they were very much in love at one point. dated for about two years until marriage was brought up and well, cold feet took over. and there’s no coming back from being a no show at your own wedding, is there. so that was that. marriage over before it even started. they didn’t get much of closure but that’s life for you.

mother :     a horrible mother, plain and simple. she was in and out of jail when odette was in her custody, mostly due to drug related charges which was … not cute, girlie was like eight years old. though who knows, maybe she’s cleaned up her act, and maybe she’s ready to get back in her daughter’s life. or maybe she’s just looking for money … either way, get miss marisa to washington !

employees :     i want … snotty teens, or early twenties bitches that she’ll have to manage. she’s had it with her own daughter, why not add more children for her to boss around. that, or somebody at work who she doesn’t wanna clock. an ally amongst the flowers. 

chino friends :     odette did indeed spend her early to mid teens on the streets and she must’ve made some friends along the way except for kai ( here’s your one mention of the simp @ salem ) … either some bad influences or some good ones. y’all ever seen the movie thirteen ? exactly like that. give me some blasts from the past to bring out the old odette.

[thegirlwholied]

which is your favorite harry potter book, and why?

dear anonymous, I’m sorry for my delay ~ I’ve mulled over how to answer this & started lots of drafts since you sent this. I just looked up when it came: 

July 20. 71 days ago. Holy smokes. What is time. 

This is such an easy & such a hard question to answer. 

It’s easy because there’s one book above the others that most gives me that warming-from-the-inside butterbeer feeling (& it’s also the book that gave us butterbeer). A little earlier, I’d have loved giving you a warm-and-cozy long answer & wish I still could ~ it’s a warm-and-cozy butterbeer feeling, isn’t it, to feel your opinion’s cared about? So thank you for asking, truly.

Andddd it’s hard because June came before July. 

In all those too-long drafts I started, trying, with more time, to come up with a shorter, better letter (a la wrestling with why take away something warm-and-cozy when the world needs more warm-and-cozy, how can I still feel warm-and-cozy about this when I feel what’s being said is so wrong, can I in my privilege & went-to-an-all-girls-high-school-ingrained-gender-binariness say a damn thing that restores that warm-and-cozy feeling for anyone out there, why is it so hard to say & believe ‘trans women are women’??, pretty weird this objection to “cis” and yikes retweet on sports when the books have so much Latin & given Quidditch is gender inclusive, I believe in ‘do no harm’ in writing & social media too but what to do when someone thinks they’re doing good & you think they’re doing harm, whyyyyyy nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww J.K.....) 

Nothing I started felt as succinct or effective as Cynthia Nixon’s one comment, which resonated with me:  

“I know [J.K. Rowling] feels like she's standing up for feminism, but I don't get it.”

Since I was a kid I’ve poured out hundreds of thousands of words of HP fan fic. There’s one piece of HP fan fic, which I started in 2010 and finished in 2016. I’m glad it took me so long to finish; I wouldn’t have written this part before 2016: 

"Why do they hate us? I don't understand, I'm sorry, I'll never understand. Aren't we magic enough, won't our children be magic enough? What do they even want? I just - I don't understand."

"You ask a very old question, Miss Macdonald," Dumbledore says at last. "A question asked by more than Muggle-borns in this world of ours, a question I have seen haunt my own lifetime and, I fear, lifetimes to come. The answer is, at best, a puzzle, of secret fears and cruelty in the human heart, of misplaced faith and mistaught children, of… hunger. For power, for one of power's promises. I could lay out many of the pieces for you, of how the minds you encountered tonight work, but still, Miss Macdonald, I do not believe their logic would ever make sense to you, and that is not something to be sorry for. Never apologize for not being able to understand hatred. That is a gift. Too few," he says, eyes far away behind his glasses, "have it."

I don’t think I can say how I feel about this better than I did then.

I’m sorry not to be able to give you a warm-and-cozy answer. Wow, do I wish I could. I do still love Prisoner of Azkaban the most. I miss loving it without reservation, its chocolate & butterbeer & maps. “Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home” - I’ve always loved that line. But Hogwarts was a school. 

I loved school. I loved my schools. My schools have gone through changes since I left them, and this year especially- my high school embarrassed itself on diversity, and my college, in response to financial concerns, chose a heartbreaking direction, letting programs and professors go, and oh, I loved them so much, and I love my memories, and I love the friends I found there, and I can go walk those halls (well, someday I can again go walk those halls as currently we are still in a pandemic), but I cannot go back. Not really.  

Since July I’ve seen a bakery with pride flags & inclusive messages in its window still selling Harry Potter themed desserts, I’ve seen pictures of friends’ children dressed in robes for a 9 3/4 birthday and Quidditch hoops set up in a backyard to make a birthday special, I’ve noticed a picture of Dobby on a goalie’s mask & Hufflepuff on a passerby’s T-shirt - and I’ve still felt that butterbeer feeling but, too, a pang. “And now my heart is sore,” all’s changed. The books are still on my shelf. I suppose I’ll reread them, someday. Not soon.

But school is over. Maybe it hasn’t changed since I left it, but the times have changed, & changed me, too, and oh, though I’d wish... there’s no going back.

[lovemesomesurveys]

Before

When were you born? July 28th, 1989.

Where were you raised? By who? In California by my parents.

Do you have any siblings? How old are they? Yes, I have two brothers. I’m the middle kid.

What were your first words? Probably the common ones like “mama” or “dada.”

What are your most vivid memories of your childhood? Playing Barbies and Polly Pockets, playing with my cousins and my neighbor friends, playing house and school, watching cartoons, going to school. 

What were some of your favorite things when you were young?  When I was really little I was obsessed with Barney. Like I’d cry if I missed an episode obsessed. My mom recorded episodes and Barney in Concert for me to watch, which I did all the time haha. I was always singing the songs. I was also really into Barbies. I’d play for hours and hours. I had to have all the clothes and accessories.  Do you have a lot of photos of yourself from before? Yeah, there’s tons of photos and home videos of me as a kid.

Do you ever want to go back in time? Yes. D: I’d love to go back to those days.

Or would you rather forget those days? No, I had a great childhood. It wasn’t without struggles and obstacles, but those aren’t what stand out to me. 

Who was your kindegarden teacher? Mrs. P.

What did you grow up listening to? Music my family listened to, which was oldies, classic rock, alternative, country, rap, and mainstream radio.

What games did you play in the past?  In my childhood I played a lot of house, school, tag, and hide seek. As far as board games, I remember playing Trouble, Sorry, Chutes and Ladders, and Candyland. What was the best birthday party you ever had? I enjoyed all my birthdays.

How about the best vacation? Disneyland!

Who was your first crush?  This kid, Phillip, when I was in the 3rd grade.

Who was your first love [if you had one]? I didn’t have a first love, yet. That came when I was an adult.

When you look back on yourself in the past, do you ever want to laugh? Absolutely. haha. I think back to things I did and said and see photos of myself and I’m just like...’Yikes. Girl, what the hell were you thinking?’

What was the best thing about being really young? Just being able to play and not worry about anything. I wasn’t worn down by life, yet.

After

How old are you now? I’m 30. Who are your closest friends? I have my family. Do you have any nicknames? Just Steph and Sis. What do you enjoy doing?  Tumblr/surveys, watching YouTube and TV, listening to music, reading, and coloring.  Where do you enjoy going? Well, nowhere these days. Although, even before all this I didn’t do a whole lot. I did like going shopping with my mom and going to the movies, though. Are you dating anyone? Who?  Nope.

Describe that person?

When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? Nooo.

If you COULD change anything about what you see about yourself, it'd be... My teeth would definitely be at the top of the list.

Name 5 of your personality traits: 1. Stubborn. 2. Insecure. 3. Irritable. 4. Moody. 5. Pessimistic. 

Do you care what others think of you? Yes and no. Not enough to care anymore or do anything about it, I guess. I just don’t have the energy.

What's important to you?  My faith, my loved ones, my possessions, memories, doing things I like... a lot of things.

How likable do you think you are? I don’t know. I know I don’t like myself, so.

Do you ever have days where you feel useless? I am useless.

Do you ever have days where you're very happy with yourself?  No.

What are you best at? Not doing what I should be doing and taking better care of myself.

What do you wish you were better at?  I wish I could be a functioning adult and get my shit together.

Do you have any goals you want to accomplish? Let’s just try and get through this year...

What song most accurately describes you/your life? I don’t know. There’s a lot of songs with relatable lyrics and that feel like they were written just for me with various aspects in my life.

Do you regret anything at the moment? I have a lot of regrets.

Do you have any secrets you never intend to tell? Maybe.

Who do you think you take after the most? I think more of my mom.

How about the person you resemble the most? My mom more.

Do you belong to any cliques/cultures? (preps, jocks, punks, goths, etc) Pfft, I’m 30 years old that shit is of the past.

Are you accepting of people that aren't like you/your own crowd? Yes, of course. If they’re not hurting other people or doing something harmful then I don’t care. 

What memory would you like to disappear from your mind forever? Can we just forget about this year?

If you were someone else, would you be friends with the person you are now?  No.

You could never imagine yourself without:  My family.

Do you consider yourself a smart person?  I just consider myself to be average.

Can you be very deep sometimes? Yeah.

What color would you use to describe your personality? Gray.

Have you ever been "confused" about yourself? I don’t understand why the hell I’m like this. I don’t understand what’s wrong with me or who I am anymore. 

What friend in your life has been the greatest influence to you? My mom has been the greatest influence on me.

What celebrity do you idolize? None. I enjoy celebrity gossip and entertainment and all that, but I don’t idolize any of them. I mean, sure there’s many who do great things and use their platform for good and I think that’s great, but I don’t worship anyone/thing other than God. Some people literally worship certain celebrities, it’s crazy. 

What's your favorite famous saying? *shrug*

[tcbefree]

tw : missing persons, death, murder, kidnapping, hydra ment, nazism ment

ryan : this week on buzzfeed unsolved, we’re covering the disappearance of skylar mccoy, a case for a girl that still continues to this day!

shane : this ... this is a big one.

ryan : yeah, this one really freaks me out, honestly. it’s ... it’s ―

shane : not fun.

ryan : that’s one way to say it. i’m ― not, uh, stoked about it. i remember, y’know, hearing about it, when she first went missing.

shane : yeah ... it was, like, a breakfast conversation thing.

ryan : a six year old disappearing is a breakfast conversation thing to you???

shane : like, in my house! my mom used it as a reason for me to, like, always answer my phone and come in at curfew and stuff. ‘ be careful cos even famous little rich girls can go missing, shane ! ‘

ryan : that’s what your mom sounds like?

shane : well, yeah. it’s ― she’s a mom. mom voice.

ryan : so, some background. skylar mccoy was one of half a twin pair born to doctor henry mccoy, born in his lab, actually. he made them through an... extremely intricate experiment that we’re going to glance over.

shane : what a fucking genius, that dude!

ryan : he’s ― yeah, absolutely. i was looking him up while doing this, the man has, like, six phds!

shane : holy shit! six! he’s giving stark a run for his money! six phds, oh my god. i can’t even, like, make a ... uh, what’re those dna things called from high school ?? put-it squares ??

ryan : punnett squares i think.

shane  : yeah, that!

ryan : but, yeah, born to a total genius. she was a famous kid, one of many, i guess. for her name at first, but growing up it was slowly becoming obvious that the little girl was a total genius. read at a fourth grade level, writing electron configurations, monitoring mutations, the like! and became pretty famous for just being a cool little kid.

shane : isn’t there, like, some famous photo of her and big daddy hank in his lab or something ???

ryan : big... big daddy hank... anyway! in the afternoon on july 30th, 1996, skylar mccoy went missing from her home in upstate new york. hank mccoy called police after finding out she wasn’t in their home. when they used scent to track her, they came upon a field, but the trail abruptly ended. it is assumed that it is there that skylar, who was six at the time, was last before disappearing.

shane : whoa, whoa, hold up! a field? since ... what!

ryan : it’s, y’know, not commonly known, but it’s worth noting. she was a ... an icarian kid, y’know. like, she was prone to wonder. they thought, at first, she just walked off.

shane : an icarian kid! have  ― there’s still footage of her growling at someone! she was, like, four! she was a little firecracker!

ryan : she was a genius!

shane : still a little shit! i mean, god rest her soul and all

ryan : she’s not dead

shane : isn’t it presumed dead after, like, seven years ??? it’s been eleven. and she was just a kid ― if i got lost at six years old, i’d be eaten by the coyotes!

ryan : * sigh * we’ll... we’ll get into that later. back to what i was saying ... the hours before her disappearance are well documented. there were many people in the house ; workers, fellow researchers, and family members. skylar ate breakfast at eight am and was in her room playing with her twin until around ten am.

shane : oh, god, the twin, i forgot about the twin. fuck, this is so messed up. god, is that kid, like, alright? like, are they, like, fine? this is ― ryan, can we not do this? this is, god.

ryan : she’s fine. alive and well. shane, everyone was requesting this.

shane : but ... this is so fucked up. what if she, like, comes back and sees this???

ryan : you just said she’s probably dead!

shane : i’m sorry, skylar

ryan : you test my patience. but, yeah. at around ten, skylar asked her father, dr henry mccoy, to go play outside in their yard, something she often did. he allowed her but said to be back by lunch. he noted her outfit, which was just converse and a sundress.

shane : what kind of six year old wears converse???

ryan : rich ones, probably

shane : good point ... good point.

ryan : she went to the yard. the last person that’s thought to have seen her is her twin, margot, who went with her but came in shortly after to play inside. they discovered she was missing when she didn’t come in for lunch. after skylar’s disappearance, margot admitted to knowing that skylar often left the estate and went to the field that the search team was led to, further evidence that she was taken from that location.

shane : a field??? that’s ― what kinda kid is just going to a field??

ryan : well, remember, she’s beast’s kid, got the whole giddup with it.

shane : the fangs! i remember the fangs!

ryan : yeah, so, like, the general thought was that she just liked nature or whatever, ‘cause she was so animalistic.

shane : the smartest little wolf ― ape?? what are they anyway??

ryan : i think apes. or something. but, let’s get into the theories, of which we have three for today. the first one is the current theory is one of the most popular, and of course, an obvious. it’s that skylar wandered into the woods and subsequently died.

shane : i mean, like, that’s fair, and all, isn’t it ?? she ... yeah.

ryan : doesn’t mean it tastes good.

shane : tastes good??

ryan : like, going down.

shane : ohhh. yeah.

ryan : well, the field was pretty near to the woods. the reasoning behind her going to the woods was the same reason that she was in the field, that it was a natural place that she wanted to be. the theory is that she wandered into the woods, lost her way, and subsequently died. it was summer and hot, and even if she did eat, which is possible considering her... animal qualities,

shane : you’re saying she ate... bunny ??? coyote ??? what ???

ryan : it’s not. crazy or anything. she’s a little, y’know, ape-wolf. it’d be ... instinct or whatever.

shane : instinct or not, that’s gross.

ryan : but, yeah, back to it. there wasn’t any water that was a viable source. but, let me disprove this theory.

shane : oh, here we go

ryan : to start, her scent ended in the field, and didn’t continue into the woods, which if she had just naturally walked to it, it would have. following her disappearances, people went on organized walks and searches everywhere in the area, and nothing was found. not a single sign that skylar had ever been there.

shane : so... it’s bullshit, then?

ryan : basically. this is what led to the case gaining even more attention, because it narrowed it down until only one viable and reasonable possibility could be made, that skylar mccoy did not wander off, she was taken.

shane : yikes!

ryan : yikes is an understatement. that being said, let’s get into the second theory, which is that skylar was kidnapped. she was alone and, though reports vary about her actual strength, only six years old, and reasonably defenseless. there are many a person who could have done this, however. hank mccoy is an active member of the x-men, and the enemies of the x-men are so numerous they’re practically unlistable.

shane : that’s what happens when you save lives!

ryan : and destroy stuff all the time.

shane : do you have beef with the x-men, ryan?

ryan : no, i’m just saying !! and, y’know, team magneto, and stuff.

shane : magneto was right!

ryan : but, yeah, there’s so many people that could’ve taken skylar. enemies of the x-men, anti-mutant supremacists, some people even thought it might be, like, hydra,

shane : hydra!! like, heil hydra ??? like, the nazis ???

ryan : it’s not that far off! they’re mission is, y’know, chaos, and chaos it was when everyone found out about skylar. and with that, they’re reach is so far we don’t even know where it’s at. they infiltrated shield! shield!

shane : but, like, nazis, man.

ryan : well, skylar’s asian ― korean, i think.

shane : god, fuck hydra. fuck.

ryan : that’s an understatement. but, this brings me to my third and final theory,

shane : this ― this is going to be like, aliens, isn’t it? ?? with how you present theories ??

ryan : aliens are real, shane!!!!!! we’ve been over this!!!!!! it’s not a far-off theory!!!

shane : god, i’m just saying. don’t shoot the messenger. so you’re telling me it’s not aliens??? this theory ISN’T aliens??

ryan : well...

shane :  goddamit

ryan : third theory is that skylar mccoy was abducted. there wasn’t any trace of her left, and her scent just ended in the spot, which is notably weird. there were even ufo reports that night in nyc, so. and she was entirely alone, as well. a field is, really, a staple of aliens, even though it was a field of flowers and not of corn.

shane : doesn’t make this not dumb

ryan : and, of course, skylar hasn’t been seen since. there’s been a bunch of reports all over, but nothing confirmed or nothing that has led anywhere.

shane : wasn’t there that, like, viral picture of that dirty girl in japan, or whatever???

ryan : yeah, but not confirmed. and japan is... pretty far and all

shane : but it did look like her! with the ears and stuff

ryan : well, yeah. but nothing confirmed. but, either way, the search for skylar mccoy goes on today, year after year, and for her and her family’s behalf, i hope that it’s one day unravelled!

shane : find her! stop her from eating those bunnies!

ryan : but until then, this case remains unsolved.

[gaybabymisfits-blog]

a l l o f t h e m

oh my god 

i’ve answered a few already so i’ll exclude those but i’ll accept your ask anon lmao

under a read more bc this is gonna be long lmao

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Honestly? I have no clue what I would say to her lmao oops

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

I’ve never kissed anyone 

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

I mean, I personally have problems with drugs and I probably wouldn’t want to date someone who was into them. But people can do what they want and all that

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Yup! [only by one letter lmao]

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Never been kissed 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Oh boy,, yeah whoops

7. What does your last received text say?

aaAAAA - from Sarah 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Once again, never kissed anyone or been kissed 

9. Where was your last kiss at?

Nowhere lmao

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

I don’t have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water, if I remember to drink something at least

12. Where did you sleep last night?

I slept in my bed 

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

They can be hard, but sometimes the hardships in relationships are worth it :)

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Hmm, I honestly don’t think I would. Sure there’s been a lot of bad things but looking at where I am now because of those, I wouldn’t change a thing.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

So I’m locked in a room by myself? That’s depressing lmao

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Rainy!! 

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

I know a few people actually 

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

I’m currently wearing really baggy sweatpants lmao

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I mean, it would be nice if I was but who knows man

20. Does anyone like you?

I sure hope at least one person in particular likes me *cough* sarah *cough*

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Not yet ;)

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

Haven’t kissed anyone

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Obvious answer: Trump

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yes! I have a few that I would like to get at some point! 

25. In the past week have you cried?

I’ve cried nearly every damn day this month whoops

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Pitbull! My neighbors have a few dogs and I saw their pitbull Elsa outside earlier 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Nope

29. Do you think you’re old?

Nah

30. Do you like text messaging?

I prefer texting over calling [unless the call is with someone I know and trust]

31. What type of day are you having?

Aside from me being sick, it’s been a good day !!!

32. Answered 

33. Answered

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yeah!! I can name a few

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

I prefer a relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

I’m probably very complicated lmao

37. What song are you listening to?

“Say You Won’t Let Go” by James Arthur 

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

It honestly depends on the person and the situation39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

I mean, Cherry and Sarah both know a lot about me so there you go40. Answered41. When did you last receive a text message?

Like 5 minutes ago lmao42. What is wrong with you right now?

Oh boy,,, there’s a lot whoops43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Considering I’m dating her, I’d say I know her pretty well c:44. Does anyone disgust you?

There’s a few people I can think of45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

I am dating someone!!! 46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Yes!!!47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My brother lmao48. What color shirt are you wearing?

I’m wearing a light blue tank top49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Uhhh,,, kind of. I don’t wanna get into it.50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

No51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

God no, I could never hate them 

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Not that I can remember??53. Do you like rain?

I love the rain!54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

I would care if my significant other drank alcohol because I can’t be around it for personal reasons. 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Yes56. Do you like to cuddle?

I’ve never cuddled with anyone but ohmygod yes please someone come cuddle with me 57. Are you shy?

I don’t think I am?58. Do you get along with girls?

I mean, I’d like to think I get along with girls pretty well59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

I am dating the person I texted last lmao60. Answered61. Answered

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

I have before and I could do it again :)63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

I was in a relationship last October 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

AAKHFASKLDHD Y E S 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

Any interaction with Sarah I’ve had is cute tbh

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

Never kissed anyone lmao

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

I’ve never paid to get my nails done I’ve always done them self, so there’s your answer    68. Answered    69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

No 70. Answered   71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?    

I don’t have a phone so idk 72. Answered 73. Do you like diet soda?   

It’s alright, definitely not my favourite thing in the world 74. What color are the walls in your room?    

Light pink, Mint Green and Lilac !!!75. Are you 16 or older?    

I just recently turned 17!76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? 

Nope   77. Do you have a job?    

No  78. What are your initials? 

RJR   79. Did you ever have braces?    

Nope, but I probably need them [I’ve never been to a dentist whoops]80. Are you from the south?    

Nope! Born and raised in New York

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

Fuck if I know, I haven’t posted on facebook in years82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?  

Never kissed anyone  83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

yikes I’m gonna not answer this one sorry but I can’t84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

Nope    85. Answered   86. Do you smoke?    

Heck no87. Answered    88. Is your phone touch screen?  

I don’t own a phone  89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

My hair is naturally curly lmao90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

I’ve snuck out twice lmao    91. Answered   92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

No93. …Had sex in a car?    

Nada94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

I’m dating the lovely @starryalpha !!! 💕95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

I was talking to Sarah 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? 

July ; during my town’s carnival   97. Do you like the camera on your phone laptop?    

It’s okay, could be better98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

Nope99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

I’ve never touched alcohol, so no. 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

I don’t even remember the password for my account lmao    101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

Nope!102. Answered    103. Do you have any tan lines right now?  

No  104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

I don’t know lmao

thanks for this anon !! 

[spooky-shelby]

GOd I wanna ask everyone all of them but I'll keep it short lol: 1, 4, 6, 9, 10, 13, 25, 51

Aye thanks for the asks c:

1. What is your favorite TK album?

Even though I hate picking favorite anything, I’d have to say Sawdust. (I know a lot of people wouldn’t pick that one and it’s not really considered a stand alone album) It’s totally underrated and it mixes a lot of different sounds tbh.

4. What is your favorite music video?

Yikes I love them all ;-; I’d have to be basic and say Mr.Brightside, it’s so iconic and I’m a sucker for Moulin Rouge and the Hot Fuss era XD

6. What was the first TK song you ever heard?

I’m pretty sure the first Killers song I heard was Somebody Told Me when I was a wee lad. ^^

9. What was your favorite era performance-wise?

My favorite era performance-wise would definitely have to be Battle Born. They just kick so much ass and Brandon’s confidence really shows !!

10. Have you seen them live? If so, when and where?

Yes I have!! :) I was lucky enough to see them in July @ Mohegan Sun, I was a bit far but it was still an amazing experience

13. Are there any songs that have a special meaning to you? Why?

Oh yeah definitely, the one that means the most to me would have to be Human. It was my favorite song for years when I was younger, I saw the music video on VH1 one summer day and I was completely enraptured by it. I loved it so much that my stepdad downloaded the video and put it on a disk for me so I could have the video and song in my room whenever I wanted. I’d pop it in my Mickey Mouse tv and dance and sing along. The song reminds me of my childhood and makes me emotional but happy. It’s definitely a different experience listening to it now as an all out Killers fan, but it won’t ever lose it’s spark to me.

25. What is your favorite Brandon solo album?

I love Flamingo so much, but I’d have to say The Desired Effect. It has a splash of 80′s which is my weakness, and it speaks in volumes to who I am and I feel like Brandon totally gets me. Cheesy, I know. Also that whole aesthetic, I mean come on. XD

51. Favorite lyrics?

“I wanna jump out of my skin and watch the clouds move away.” “I get my glory in the desert rain.” “I’m dreamin about those dreamy eyes.” “I took my baby’s breath beneath the chandelier of stars and atmosphere, and I watched her disappear into the Midnight Show.” “The stars in my eyes are shimmering lights, carry me home, don’t let me fade away.” “I got soul but I’m not a soldier.”

Oh gosh I could talk about The Killers for hours XD sorry for the length, but thank you so much again for the ask!

[bharatiyamedia-blog]

A Timeline Of Cardi B's Meteoric Rise To Fame - See Every Moment From The Start!

https://bharatiyamedia.com/?p=351 Cardi B has got some serious star power! It’s been amazing to see just how much the 26-year-old entertainer has grown and evolved since she first started making headlines less than two years ago. Yep, that’s right. Can you believe that Bardi’s hit single, Bodak Yellow, dropped in 2017?! Related: Met Gala 2019: Cardi B SHUTS DOWN The Red Carpet! We know there’s so much more in store for Offset’s wife; her reign as the rap game’s most commercially successful female artist (sorry, Nicki Minaj) has truly just begun. We’ve compiled a list of the most important moments along Cardi B’s meteoric rise to fame! Ch-ch-check it out (below): 1992: A Star Is Born! October 11, 1992 – A ‘Regular, Degular, Schemgular’ Girl From The Bronx It’s only right that we start at the very beginning! Belcalis Almanzar was born in the Bronx, NY, to a Dominican father and Trinidadian mother. She picked up the nickname “Bacardi” at a young age, mirroring her sister Hennessy Carolina‘s alcohol-themed moniker. It later became simply Cardi B, and stuck like glue! Belcalis showed an interest in music pretty early on, by performing in high school talent shows and entertaining her peers whenever possible. Part of Cardi’s early years included working at a supermarket in Lower Manhattan. Upon being fired from her job, she took her old boss’ suggestion and started working at a strip club across the street. Those countless nights spent dancing for cash actually helped create the badass, outspoken woman we know today. She’s since credited her time as a dancer in multiple interviews as a means to an end, and a necessary moment for survival. She said the same of her decision to become a member of the Bloods gang, too. 2013-2017: Career Beginnings & Early Breakout Moments 2013 – Cardi B Starts Going Viral The woman sure knows how to entertain! All eyes were on Cardi after her hilarious and unfiltered videos started popping up all over Instagram and Vine. She used the social media platforms to speak her mind on taboo topics related to men, money, and her experiences as a stripper. She also made it very clear from the jump, that she is 100 percent a feminist! Oh, and the candid NSFW confessionals are still happening today, too. November 2015 – Cardi B’s Musical Debut On The Remix to Popcaan & Shaggy’s Boom Boom In 2015, Belcalis hit the studio to lay down a verse on Shaggy‘s dancehall track, Boom Boom. Although her flow wasn’t fully developed yet, she did drop a couple of icy, memorable lines like this one (below):  “You better empty your pockets, I’m talking heavy deposits/ Cardi Bartier got it, so you gon’ have to pay homage.” December 2015 – Cardi B Joins The Cast of Love & Hip Hop New York It didn’t take long for Cardi to become the break-out star and fan favorite of season 6 of VH1’s hit reality TV show Love & Hip Hop New York. The reason why is simple: the Bronx stripper kept the same sass and unfiltered commentary from her social media with her when she finally made it to the small screen. Way to always keep it real, okurrr! After two seasons on LHHNY, Cardi went on to announce that she’d be leaving the show to focus on furthering her musical career. Here we go, y’all! December 15, 2015 – Cardi’s Official Music Video Debut In The Visuals For Cheap Ass Weave Cardi made her official music video debut when she dropped the visuals to her single, Cheap Ass Weave. Long before the well-produced flare of her more recent videos, we see our girl rapping in what looks a like a make-shift nail salon in a broom closet for many scenes. Yikes! Talk about humble beginnings, ha! March 7, 2016 – Cardi Drops Her First Mixtape Gangsta Bitch Music, Vol. 1 Just before officially exiting LHHNY, Cardi dropped her first mixtape, Gangsta Bitch Music, Vol. 1. The 13-track project showcased the young rapper’s growing lyrical abilities and just how serious she was about taking the leap of doing music full time. The mixtape’s most recognizable hit, Foreva (above), featured a catchy hook and beat that signaled mainstream appeal early on. Hardly a Bodak Yellow, but still pretty impressive for the time! The rapper would go on to release Gangsta Bitch Music, Vol. 2 at the top of 2017 and ink a deal with Atlantic Records months later. January 31, 2017 – Cardi B Guest Stars On BET’s Being Mary Jane Belcalis proved she can do more than spit one liners and hilarious quips on reality TV when she became a a guest star on BET‘s Being Mary Jane. The Bardi Gang was no doubt filled with joy when Cardi killed it as the loud and outspoken fictional character “Mercedes” for an episode in season four. Nice! June 2017 – Cardi B and Offset Start Dating As Her Career Takes Off! 2017 was truly the year things came together for Bardi. Months before she released the song that would go on to change her life, rumors began to swirl that Cardi and Migos rapper, Offset, were an item. Prior to that point, the duo had teamed up for a track called Lick. The pair coyly denied their relationship at first, but by May of that year, Kulture Kiari Cephus‘ parents made their MET Gala debut together, all but confirming their relationship. Offset went on to publicly propose to his love on October 27 that same year, at the Power 99 Powerhouse concert in Philadelphia. It was revealed later that they tied the knot in a secret ceremony. Their union proved to be as important to Cardi’s personal life as it was to her musical career. The duo would go on to collaborate several times more on chart-topping tracks like Motorsport, Drip, Who Want The Smoke? and Clout. Speaking on her professional and personal relationship with Offset, Cardi previously told The Fader: “It’s been a blessing, me meeting him and meeting his friends. I see how hard they work. And that motivated me to work even harder. And I see how good things are going for them and how popping it is to be number one. And I’m like, I want that. A lot of people just see they jewelry and they money, but I don’t think a lot of people see how hard they work for that shit every single day.” Their personal relationship would go on to encounter some bumps down the road — including nearly divorcing each other at one point in 2018 — but ultimately survive and thrive. On July 10, 2018, the couple welcomed their first child together, a baby girl named Kulture. We have a feeling these two aren’t done making music (and babies!) anytime soon. June 16, 2017 – The Release Of Bodak Yellow The single that did it all! Atlantic Records drops Cardi’s first commercial single, Bodak Yellow (Money Moves) and it quickly made its way to the top of the Billboard‘s Hot 100 chart just one month later. The hard-hitting, bad bitch anthem was hard not to love, and could be heard blaring from just about every speaker possible the summer it came out. When the song reached number one, it made Belcalis the first solo female rapper to reach number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in nearly 20 years. The last woman to do it was Lauren Hill in 1998 with Doo-Wop (That Thing). But despite the single’s monumental success, many were concerned that our girl would be a one-hit wonder once the hype died down. What came next — including scoring two Grammy nominations for Best Rap Song Best Rap Performance for the single — proved that Cardi is in fact here to stay! 2018-Present: ‘Invasion Of Privacy’, A Baby, Coachella & More! January 2018 – Bruno Mars & Cardi B Team Up For Finesse (Remix) The crossover pop hit certainly helped make Cardi B a household name and showcase her mainstream appeal. Her verse on the track is fun and in your face, while Bruno Mars delivers the funk and soul. The old school ’90s beat and accompanying visuals mixed with the entertainers’ natural chemistry together made for certified Billboard success! April 6, 2018 – Invasion Of Privacy Is Released The success of Cardi’s debut studio album proved she was a commercial force to be reckoned with! Although it was more of a hip-hop album than anything else, it expertly put the rapper’s many talents (including singing!) on display while telling her come up story, straight from the heart. Invasion Of Privacy debuted at the No. 1 spot on the Billboard 200 chart, and sold 255,000 equivalent album units overall in its first week. Check out more impressive records broken by the debut album: 100 million streams on Apple Music within its first week setting the record for most first-week plays for a female artist (previously held by Taylor Swift). Apple Music’s fifth most streamed album of all time. I Like It helped make Cardi the first woman to have three number one singles (including Girls Like You and Motorsport) on the Billboard chart. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Cardi currently has the most simultaneous Billboard U.S. Hot 100 entries by a woman — a record previously held by Beyoncé! April 16, 2018 – Bardi Brings Her Baby Bump To Coachella! Unlike festival headliner Beyoncé, the Bartier Cardi rapper didn’t let her pregnancy stop her from tearing up her first set ever at Coachella in 2018. The high-energy performance was full of twerking and multiple surprise guest appearances, including G-Eazy, Chance The Rapper, 21 Savage and Kehlani, from start to finish! April 19, 2018 – TIME Names Cardi B As One Of The 100 Most Influential People Just days after Cardi lit up the stage at Coachella, it was announced that she scored a spot on the 2018 TIME‘s Most Influential List. For the special issue, the publication uses another high-profile star to speak on behalf of the honoree. In this case, Empire star Taraji P. Henson shared what she thought made Cardi a breakout star, and then quickly a household name. The Golden Globe winning actress wrote: “When her mixtape came out, I thought, That’s it. She found it! She’s clear on her talent, and she’s not trying to get in anybody else’s lane. She recorded “Bodak Yellow” because it’s what she loved. Now she’s the biggest thing in music. And even with all those eyeballs watching, she’s still unapologetically herself. Cardi B’s here to stay, baby, and I’m happy to be a witness.” It’s clear that Cardi B’s transparency and authentic realness is celebrated! September 2018 – Cardi B Announces A Collaboration With Fashion Nova We know our girl loves her some Money, and her collaboration with the internet’s largest fast fashion brand brought her plenty of it! Considering how her peers like Rihanna and Beyoncé have also used their star power to venture into the fashion industry, we gotta say, this was a major move by Cardi. It paid off too, as a second collaboration between the two debuted on FN.com on May 8, 2019. January 23, 2019 – Cardi B Lands Her First Las Vegas Residency 2019 kicked off with some pretty amazing news for the Drip rapper. It was announced that she would begin a new residency at day and nightclub KAOS at the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas in April. Other exciting artists like G-Eazy, Skrillex and Kaskade also have residencies at the Sin City hot spot. February 3, 2019 – The Pepsi Super Bowl Commercial Starring Steve Carell And Cardi B! It’s hard to name a bigger televised moment than the NFL Super Bowl (and its highly-anticipated commercials). So, when Kulture‘s mother scored a primetime spot with the event’s largest, longtime sponsor Pepsi — alongside Steve Carell — it became crystal clear that Cardi’s star cache had reached new levels. Even still, the choice to participate in any part of the national football league’s biggest night was met with criticism and backlash from fans who felt Cardi should’ve known better. Especially considering her staunch, vocal support of Colin Kapernick‘s controversial open protest against racial injustice and police brutality that was challenged by the NFL. But Cardi did turn down the offer to perform alongside Maroon 5 at the halftime show for their single, Girls Like You, so shouldn’t that count for something? You tell us, Perezcious readers! February 10, 2019 – Invasion Of Privacy Earns Multiple Grammy Nods …And Wins Big! The entertainer’s debut album Invasion Of Privacy won Best Rap Album at the 61st Grammy Awards, beating out Mac Miller (Swimming), Nipsey Hussle (Victory Lap), Pusha T (Daytona) and Travis Scott (Astroworld) for the precious award! The achievement made her the first female solo artist to win a Grammy for Best Rap Album. She celebrated with a rousing performance of her singles that same night. The Recording Academy recognized Cardi with five nominations on the night, including Album Of The Year, Best Rap Performance (Be Careful), Song Of The Year (I Like It) and Best Pop Duo/Group Performance for her Maroon 5 collab on Girls Like You. A major, major career milestone indeed! And we have to say, we absolutely loved the bold, vintage Mugler red carpet number (above)! What’s Next For Cardi B? March 2019 – Cardi Files A Trademark For ‘Okurrr’ It was reported that Bardi filed paperwork with the United States Patent and Trademark Office this year to trademark her signature phrase — with two different spellings — so it could be used for “clothing, namely, T-shirts, sweatshirts, hooded sweatshirts, pants, shorts, jackets, footwear, headgear, namely, hats and caps, blouses, bodysuits, dresses, jumpsuits, leggings, skirts, sweaters, undergarments.” But a source exclusively shared with us that Broadway actress Laura Bell Bundy beat her to it, and filed the same paper work months prior with the intention of giving all proceeds to charity. A judge has yet to rule in favor of either woman’s petition, but we are feeling the idea of more Cardi merch in general though! We can’t wait to see what kind of apparel our girl comes up with on her own! March 2019 – Cardi Inks A Deal To Star In Her First Feature Film Called Hustlers BIG, big news! Cardi is set to appear in a film called Hustlers, co-produced by her costar Jennifer Lopez. The project is about a crew of savvy former strip club employees who band together to turn the tables on their Wall Street clients. How? By drugging and robbing them while knocked out. Yep! A powerhouse cast of strong women including Constance Wu, Riverdale‘s Lili Reinhart, Julia Stiles, and Keke Palmer will join is expected to begin production in April in New York City. We can’t wait to see her on the big screen! May 8, 2019 – A Second Collaboration With Fashion Nova And Cardi B The second FNxCardi collection did remarkably better than the first, bringing in $1 million in the first 24 hours of being on sale! Despite ordering nearly five times the amount of inventory for “Season 2” of the 107-piece spring/summer collection, the fast-fashion company struggled to meet early demand as the majority of pieces  already sold out instantly after launch. It’s clear the people want more of your unique fashionable taste, Cardi! May 2019 – Cardi Keeps Winning More Billboard Music Awards Cardi B lead all nominees at the 2019 Billboard Music Awards with a whopping 21 nominees in 18 categories, just a few nods shy of tying the record set by Drake and The Chainsmokers, who each scored 22 noms in 2017. The rapper took home six trophies, winning in the categories for Top Rap Female Artist and Top Rap Song (I Like It), while her feature on Maroon 5‘s Girls Like You snagged the Top Hot 100 Song, Top Selling Song, Top Radio Song and Top Collaboration awards. Congratulations, girl! In a recent interview with ET, Cardi B coyly hinted at plans of venturing into beauty industry (Kylie Jenner, watch out!) and other unnamed projects in the works. When asked about the future of her brand, she confidently told the outlet: “I see everything. I feel like I can accomplish anything and everything. So it’s just like… whatever I set my mind to do, I can do it. Whatever it is.” We’ll continue to keep our eyes peeled for more career updates from the desk of Cardi B! In the meantime, let’s enjoy… Some Of Cardi B’s Best Instagrams   Thoughts, Perezcious readers? What’s your favorite career moment from our list? [Image via Cardi B/Instagram/BET/YouTube/Brian To/Adriana M. Barazza/Patricia Schlein/FayesVision/Arturo Holmes/Andres Otero/Apega/Tony Forte/WENN] Source link

[lovemesomesurveys]

Do you own any Funko Pop! figurines? Yeah, I have an I Love Lucy one and a Baby Yoda one.

How many cats and dogs have you had as pets in your lifetime? I’ve had 4 dogs, 0 cats.

Can your mom and/or dad play any instruments, or how about anyone else in your family? No. My dad tried dabbling with the guitar at one point, but didn’t keep up with it.

Have you ever colored in an adult coloring book as a stress reliever? Yes, I have several coloring books. 

Can you crack crab legs without a tool? I don’t eat crab, so I’ve never tried.

How many light sources are in the room you’re in? My floor lamp is the main one, but you could count my TV and laptop as well.

What’s your favorite thing to put on bagels? Cream cheese.

Who’s your favorite director? Hmm.

Bats: cute or gross? Creepy.

What was the last really intense pain you felt? The chest pressure the other day from the panic attack I was having.

Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake? Beach, please.

How would you feel about traveling abroad alone? I would be too afraid to go alone, honestly. Plus, I’d want to experience something like that with someone.

What is your father's middle name? I’m not sharing that.

Where did your last kiss take place? I think it was in his car. This was almost 10 years ago, so I’m not entirely sure anymore.

Which movie villain do you find the most terrifying? Michael Myers and Pennywise are pretty scary. Love ‘em, though. 

If you married your favorite celebrity what would your last name be?Skarsgard. Do you stick your tongue out often in pictures? I never do that.

Which one of your family members are you closest to? My mom and younger brother.

Would you rather have name brand shoes or name brand clothes? Shoes. Like my Adidas.

Are you a good liar? No.

Are you proud of your parents? Yes.

If you could get backstage tickets to ANY concert - which would you pick? Hmm.

Which is better: orange or grape soda? Not a fan of either one.

Was the last thing you ate hot or cold? The chips weren’t hot or cold, but the dip I had with them was cold.

Who was the last person in your house who isn’t family? It’s been a long time since we’ve had a non-family member over.

What color was the last swimsuit you wore? *shrug* I haven’t worn an actual swimsuit since I was a kid.

Can you remember the last song you listened to? No. I don’t listen to music much nowadays for some reason.

Have you ever been dumped really harshly? Yes.

Can you do a back flip, or anything else of that sort? Nope.

Do you have any exes you can’t stand anymore? No. I don’t even have any interaction with either of them anymore; it’s been years.

What happened to cause you to feel that way about them? --.

Are you more of a phone or a computer person? Computer.

Do you have a job, and if so, where do you work? No.

If not, do you want one? Not at this time.

Do any medical afflictions run in your family? Diabetes and cancer.

What’s your favorite Mexican dish? Chicken quesadillas and burritos with beans, rice, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, and cilantro.

Have you ever been to a professional sports game? Yes.

Have you ever ordered a specially made cake from a cake shop? Yeah, many times.

What months were you and your siblings born in? July, February, and November.

What did you have for dinner last night? My left over pizza from lunch. It was so good.

Have you ever had sex in/on a vehicle? No.

Do you do anything to groom your eyebrows? I keep it unibrow free, but that’s about it.

Has your town ever flooded? No, thankfully.

Have you ever played at the McDonald’s play place? Yeah. Ew, can’t believe that was such a popular thing cause when you realize how disgusting those actually were... yikes.

Have you ever taken a picture of snow? Yeah.

Do you cry easily? Nowadays I definitely do. I feel like I’m always crying.

Are you happy with where you live? My family and I want to move.

Do people ever mistake you for being a different race? It has happened.

Do you hate the last person you kissed? No.

What genre is your favorite movie? Horror, psychological thriller, drama, superhero, romcoms, scifi, adventure, fantasy... I like variety. 

Who was the last person you were in a car with? My mom.

Do you like the picture on your license/I.D. card? No.

When was the last time somebody hit on you? I have no idea. It’s been a very long time.

Was the last person you met a male or female? I haven’t met anyone new in quite awhile.

What brand is your underwear? I don’t remember.

What’s your favorite Thanksgiving food? I love the turkey, mashed potatoes with gravy, stuffing, rolls, and my brother’s homemade baked mac and cheese. Ooh, and the appetizers, too.

Do you have a TV in your room? I do.

Are any of your electronics charging right now? My laptop is constantly plugged in, so yes That’s it as of now.

What was the last video game you played? Animal Crossing.

What’s the biggest promise someone’s ever made to you? Did they keep it? Hmm.

Google, Bing, or Yahoo? Google is the only acceptable answer.

What was the last song you had on repeat? I don’t typically play songs on repeat.

Who is your favorite person to watch on YouTube? Oh, I have several.

How many college degrees do you want? I have one and that’s not even being used, I don’t need more. I have no idea what else I would even do. I also have ZERO desire to go back to school.

Can you wink? Yeah.

Do you own any jerseys? Nope.

Have you ever tried to snort Pixie Stix as a child, or even an adult? No. 

Do you like going to baby showers? Do you go only for the cake? They can be fun.

Has there ever been a time in your life, you felt sexually undecided? No.

Do you think tattoos and piercings are sexy on the opposite sex? I wouldn’t say that, but I don’t care if someone has some. Although, I’m sorry but I do not like face tattoos at all.

Do people ever ask you to do things they’re too short to accomplish? No, I wouldn’t be of any help either.

What color are the headphones you have at this moment in time? Yellow.

Ever choked severely on something during lunch at your school? Yes, actuallly. I remember getting a Dorito stuck in my throat in elementary school. 

Do you eat more vegetables or fruits? What’s your favorite fruit/veggie? Vegetables.

What would you say is the color of your favorite bra? I prefer black ones.

Is anyone in your family a firefighter? Who is it anyway? No.

What do you usually buy when you go to the dollar store? Snacks or decorations.

Ever peed in the pool? Be honest! Nooo.

When you’re older, what kind of house do you want to live in? A house near the beach is the dream.

Where do you want to get married? I don’t want to get married.

Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? Of course I would, but like I said I don’t plan on getting married.

What is your favorite childhood TV show? Think 90s Nickelodeon and Disney and there ya go. Oh, and I was obsessed with Barney when I was really little.

Honestly, do you like school? I liked some of it.

Last thing that made you cry? I don’t want to get into it.

Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? Nah.

Last person you took a walk with? My mom. We attempted to get into this routine a couple months ago where we’d take a short walk in the morning a couple times at least a week and go to the Denny’s nearby for breakfast, but I think we ended up going only like 3 times? haha. 

Have you ever liked someone who didn’t like you back? Yes.

Who was the last person to actually pick you up in the air? My mom.

Does any part of your body hurt? Of course.

If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret what would you do? The money is very tempting, but changing one of my regrets would vastly improve my situation now and I gotta say that sounds even better right now.

Can you keep a secret? Yes.

Your favorite romantic movie? I have several. I’m a sucker for the romcoms.

How do you feel about Valentine’s Day? Just another day for me. I’ve never experienced it with a significant other.

Who was the last person you took a picture with? My brother.

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? No.

Do you celebrate 420? Nope.

Have you ever kicked a vending machine? No.

How do you eat Oreos? I twist ‘em and like to dip them in coffee or warm milk (vanilla almond milk to be exact).

Do you wear your shoes in the house? No.

Ever been to Georgia? I have, actually.

Do you get your hair cut every month? No.

Current relationship in detail. I’m single.

If you were kicked out of your house, who would you call/go to? My aunt.

List things you spend money on in an average week. Food and food delivery. 

Rate each of your sexual partners (if any) from 1-10. I’m a virgin.

Post the last FB group/page that you joined. It’s a group for a Bibe study.

Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship? No? I’m 32 years old.

Think of the last person you had sex with. Do you think they’ve slept with anyone else since they last slept with you? --

Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to? My loved ones. What board games are you good at? *shrug* I just love board games.

Is there a sport/hobby you keep thinking about taking up, but that you’ve never quite gotten around to starting? Not that I can think of at the moment.

Do you think pranks like egging/toilet-papering someone's house are funny or immature? Immature and stupid. And just a shitty thing to do.

Do you think “sleeve tattoos” are a good idea? Not my thing, but I don’t care if other people want to do it.

Do you ever actually read the “Terms and Services” when you sign up for websites and such? No. :X

If you have a handheld games console (a DS or GameBoy, for example), how often do you use it? I have a Switch, but I haven’t used it since earlier this year.

Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, what do you say? I wouldn’t even answer to be honest.

If your best friend was kicked out, would your parents let him/her live with you? My best friend is my mom, whom I live with.

Are you afraid of falling in love? Yes. Didn’t go well the couple times I did.

Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now? No.

Have you ever kissed someone & wished yu didn’t? No.

Did you get kissed last night? Nope. It’s been several years since I’ve last kissed someone.

Do you enjoy going through a carwash? Not especially. When I was a kid I was actually scared of them. They still creep me out, honestly.

How did you get most of your scars? Surgeries.

Ever had to take an inkblot test? No.

Have you ever been in trouble for something you honestly didn’t do? Hmm, I don’t think so.

Have you ever seriously slapped someone in anger? No. I’ve never slapped or hit anyone.

What/who woke you up this morning? I haven’t gone to sleep, yet.

Who was the last person to be in your bedroom besides you? My brother.

What’s one of your locked text messages? I don’t have any. Does the iPhone even do that?

Have you ever finished a game of Monopoly? I think so. 

Is there anyone you know who’s in any way paralyzed? Yes, me.

The truth all comes out when someone is drunk, true? It can.

When was the last time you felt disappointed in yourself? I’ve been feeling that way the past few years. Just continuous disappointment.

How about feeling disappointed in someone else? A couple days ago.

For you, do you commonly feel more jealousy or envy? Envy.

Do you rely on the heads/tails flipping of a coin sometimes for decisions? No.

Do you have any specific chores you do around the house? I haven’t been much help the past few years. Especially not now.

For you, does comfort or fashion come first in dressing? Comfort, hands down. That doesn’t mean it can’t be cute, though. Like, I love my oversized graphic tees. They’re cute/cool and comfy. 

Have you had two friends that absolutely hated each other? No.

Do you like Laffy Taffy? I liked the banana ones. I couldn’t tell ya the last time I had one, though.

Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpeners? The little manual ones I have are fine.

Are your biceps at all noticeable? I have no muscle anymore. I used to. My arms are stick thin now. 

Have you ever seen a walrus? Yeah.

Did you ever have one of those Easy Bake ovens as a kid? I did.

Does your bathroom have a theme to it? No.

From inside of your house, how many doors lead outside? Three.

Are there a lot of trees in your yard? No, just one.

Have you ever liked someone that treated you like crap? Yes.

Have a best friend? Yes.

Does it bother you when your best friend does stuff without you? Only when she goes on a vacation without me haha. That’s just my envy and bitterness about not being able to do much right now due to health reasons. She absolutely deserves to go and I of course want her to go.  She goes like less than a handful of times, if that, so it’s not even much. I wish she could take more trips for herself. The past 3 years one of those trips was one she went on with her sisters and she’s planning another this year, but isn’t sure if she’ll be able to because I’ve needed more help these past few months due to health reasons and some things only she can help me with because she knows how and I only feel comfortable with her doing. I feel really bad because I don’t want her to have to cancel, she’s really been looking forward to it and I know it’s something she needs for her own wellbeing because she’s been stressed and spread thin having to deal with a lot of things.

Is there a secret you’ve never told your parents? Yes.

Does anyone hate you? Possibly.

What’s the one thing you regret more than anything? Not taking better care of myself.

Do you remember important dates? I’m pretty good about that usually, but I like to use the reminder or calendar app on my phone as well sometimes.

What’s some lyrics from a song that means a lot to you? There’s a lot.

Who gives the best advice? My mom.

Who do you usually see in your dreams? :) My dreams are so random.

What type of cake did you last eat? White cake with buttercream frosting.

How many of your friends are gay or bisexual? I don’t have any friends.

What’s your favorite type of sandwich? Turkey or bologna with cheese, mayo, mustard, and oil. I like to buy this sandwich oil that’s just olive oil with a few seasonings in it like oregano and basil. Oh, and I like to add spinach as well sometimes.

When was the last time someone asked you out? Did you accept or decline? It’s been years. I accepted.

Do you like The Offspring? I liked a couple songs.

One pillow or two? Two.

Do you like Mad Libs? Yeah.

Where do your grandparents live? Arizona.

What is your pet’s name? Princess Leia.

Have you ever been to Canada? No, but I'd love to visit. < Same! <<< Me, tooooo.

Aren’t babies overrated? lol aww I wouldn’t say that.

Have a built-in pool in your backyard? No.

Ever won yourself a stuffed animal? No.

Ever had someone else win you a stuffed animal? My cousin did once from one of those claw machines, shockingly. I feel like no ever wins those. My dad won the stuffed animal giraffe for me from an amusement park that started my collection several years ago.

Ever been to a circus? Yes, once when I was a kid. 

Ever shot animals? No.

Do you consider yourself intelligent? No.

Have you ever run away from home? No.

Do you put family first, friends, relationships, school, or something else? Family.

What’s something you worked extremely hard to get? Hm.

Are you satisfied with your body image? No. I’m very self-conscious about it.

Have you ever been labeled negatively or otherwise been called something extremely derogatory? Not to my face.

Have you ever seriously taken advantage of someone or been taken advantage of? I’ve been taken advantage of in the past.

Have you ever been seriously ill? Yes.

Have you ever befriended a former enemy? I’ve never had any enemies. If you’re not religious, would you ever pray as a last resort? If you are religious, do you often pray for other people? I did sometimes in the past before my relationship with God began a few years ago.

Have you ever dated someone, then after you dated they came out of the closet or switched (for lack of a better word) sexual orientation? No.

Has a boy/girl ever walked a ridiculous distance just to see you? How about vice versa? No.

When was the last time you felt really uncomfortable? Now because it’s so hotttt D:

Is there anything that your mom is really known for as to how she is as a person? Everyone loves and wants to befriend my mom. She’s funny and sarcastic and people just think she’s cool and fun to be around.

Who have you been talking to the most today? It’s 4:30AM, I haven’t talked to anyone so far.

Are you nosy? I can be sometimes lol. 

What’s the meanest thing you have done to a friend? Push them away. :/

If your ex called you crying, what would it most likely be about? I have absolutely no idea why they would be crying or why they’d be calling me. It’s been almost 5 years since we’ve seen or talked, so that would be completely out of the blue.

Who was the best kisser out of all the people you have kissed? Joseph.

Have you ever been told that you have an annoying laugh? No.