#you don't know jack

[never-obsolete]

You Don't Know Jack (1995)

[ihatearbys]

coming out as a big cookie fan drawing schmitty next because i need to draw gay

[rrawrrxd]

buzz doodlez, some nate thingies and uh. a smiling friends crossover

[captainnait]

The Schmitty grind continues. . .

(1 — @k1stune, 2 — @itisbop, 3 — @the-blathermouth, 4 — @the-most-powerful-ruler, 5 — @whocaresifwearecrazy)

The third batch!. . . I'm really tired. I'm gonna take a break after this tbh lol)

But, overall, just like with the other interps, I really liked the process of drawing these sillies! (and also trying out some different stylistic choices for some of them, hehe)

[yooitsyorick]

You shut my noises off. Now I'll shut you off.

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

OK, YDKJ Community, Strap THE FUCK IN!!!

@bliz-lol @k1stune @alanna-artroid @hellyeahydkj @booloocrew-blog @mariegolddoesthings @majestydeerakuma

So, I think most of the You Don't Know Jack Community is aware that Cookie gets really weird dreams about him, his cats and mom acting out movie/TV plots, which are always brought on by eating before bed while watching the TV-hell, those are called "Nocturnal Admissions with Cookie Masterson"

And Nate fantasizes of ABBA...and getting beat up by them. He worries me, sometimes

But let me give you new food for thought

@aneloquentloser hinted it in his Schmitty ref while @captainnait has a clip of that one cutaway gag in "Television" of Schmitty dreaming that Cookie's taking a shower in the studio, so, Schmitty gets gay dreams. YAY!!!

Let's see...we got the embodiment of an "Acid Reflex Nightmare", dreams of getting punched by a band AND a slightly weird dream of a coworker/friend/potential boyfriend (even if it is a cutaway gag that resets the game). But what about nightmares?

I was watching a decade-old gameplay of "You Don't Know Jack: Sports" (cause I wanted to) and turns out Guy gets reoccurring nightmares of being at a ski jump ramp...here's the quote:

"Someone has strapped long skis to my feet and pushed me down a steep hill. At the foot of the hill, my mother is waving her arms and yelling at me, "P-point! P-point! (...) Oh yeah, back to my dream. All the judges are goats in lingerie. What do you think that means?"

So yeah...spread the word, YDKJ fans. Four out of the five fucks cannonically have weird/slightly concerning dreams-NOT JUST COOKIE!

(Also, a 'P-point' is the beginning of the ski jump landing area, for those who didn't know until today)

[mariegolddoesthings]

Look at all of these sarcastic Cookies!

Unfortunately I couldn't fill the page up due to how empty the post was for the past few weeks, but here are all the lovely submissions!

Cookies from left to right, top to bottom:

@trans-kevin-juice

@poyobox

@captainnait

@splashofcolorz

@itisbop

@disembodiedvoicecrossover

@majestydeerakuma

@for-the-winn

@yoshmo1991

@whocaresifwearecrazy

@the-blathermouth

(And mine is the one the bottom right but ignore him lol)

Thank you all so much for your submissions! I had a lot of fun drawing your Cookies!!!

[splashofcolorz]

I dunno Cookie, I still think you’re sweeter than the sweets we made.

[duketod]

[wrongydkjquotes]

Schmitty: I don't want to be with Helen. I want you. I love you, Sandy.

Sandy: I want a divorce.

(source: The Banana Splits Movie)

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

YDKJ-inspired Valentine's cards! Perfect to really confuse your friends with.

Bonus for Headrush:

[never-obsolete]

You Don't Know Jack: Sports (1996)

[definitelynotourdino]

Ohhh look at all these children

[rrawrrxd]

oh god i have so few drawings of just cookie, this is horrible. i will do better jackbox nation i swear.

here have some memes in the meantime

jorlps

[captainnait]

I had an idea to make ydkj (main 5) hosts kinnie bingos for a while. . . And boom! I actually did it! :D

A lot of it is just my perception of characters and people, who might kin them, so take it with a grain of salt,,

(And also a lot of is pretty meme-ish, soooo. . .)

Anyway, would love to see y'alls bingo results in the reblogs)

[askmovieslate]

What a wonderful movie that is.

The ending car chase is like, my favorite car chase in film history. It's absolutely hilarious, one of the best cartoons-to-real-life ever put together.

I've never seen a question formatted like this, though. The game shows is more the ground of @askseriousrainbow