#you expect me to believe royal families don’t hash this out with royal counselors and lawyers??? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

asterdeer · 3 months

Text

really been struggling with finding good mindless queer audiobooks to distract myself with lately. today i started not one but two different poorly written fantasy romances where the main characters bone within 24 hours of meeting each other (one of them was literally 5 minutes after meeting). allos are wild

#am not against smut but y’all are so annoying. god bless #what if - and hear me out on this - we had a conversation first #also one of them is an arranged marriage thing and when the two royal families met for the wedding #it is revealed that the one family didn’t know which son the other family had picked out to marry theirs #king just showed up and did a bob barker reveal like ‘and you get our wimpy third son!!!’ and everyone got mad about it #you expect me to believe royal families don’t hash this out with royal counselors and lawyers???#you want me to believe there weren’t thirteen layers of elven prenups involved in this treaty?????#sorry i can’t focus on this s*x scene I’m still thinking about the international implications of Fiancé Roulette these morons were playing #aster chat

8 notes · View notes