#you’ve got mail💌

[nymphomatique]

wanna sit on nerd miguel’s face while i use my phone to snap other guys that’s my little chair fr😔😻

this just changed the trajectory of my life in a way you cannot understand.

cw: slight d/s dynamics, sending nudes, munch miguel makes an appearance once more, bro literally FEASTS, new character yippee (v minor), brief choking (more like a neck squeeze tbh), praise, squirting LOL, miguel gets kicked out again 😔 reader catching feelings?? we may never know. semi proofread today i felt nice. this is a longer one than usual, so enjoy!

“stop fuckin’ squirming down there and eat me out properly,” you say, looking down at miguel. his eyes are hazy and hooded, his glasses somewhere on the bed, his brown eyes clear as day. you grip his head by his hair and position him to where his nose brushes above your clit, and you moan at the feeling. “l-like that, okay miguel? be good for mommy.”

miguel takes heed of your instructions and begins to lick, suck, and thrust up into your wetness, making it hard for you to maintain something relative to your composure. in the throes of miguel’s mouth work, your phone screen, next to miguel’s head, lights up with a snapchat notification from none other than the star quarterback of your school, peter parker. you bite the corner of your lip, mouth pulling up in a smile at an idea. you grab your phone and open it to snapchat, seeing peters name at the top of your snap list. you open his snap and it’s a picture of him shirtless, abs on display, his happy trail just peeking over the band of his pants. his snap is captioned with text reading ‘wyd?’

you prop your camera up, angling it enough that miguel’s face and your pussy are out of frame. miguel stops for a moment to ask what you’re doing, but before he can get a word in you speak up, “if you stop, this will be the last time i ever let you touch me. got it? keep fucking going.” and wordless, miguel does as he’s told, going back to eating you but with a new energy this time. it catches you off guard a bit, and you let out a light f-fuck in response, but you don’t let it derail you from answering peter back.

peter. you and him have had.. complicated history to say the least. since high school, the two of you ran in the same social circles, with him being on your high school football team and you, a cheerleader. a true status quo. the two of you had ended up attending the same underaged parties, hooking up and even going steady for some time, until the blonde busty thing known as gwen stacy walked into your high school in sophomore year and made her claim on your then boyfriend. you figured it out after you walked in on them under the bleachers post-game, the spot where you habitually got on your knees to congratulate peter for his win. you stayed with him after a profuse apology and intense “i’m sorry” fuck session, to your dismay, but broke up with him in the beginning of your senior year. now, you two fuck from time to time, scratching an itch when you have it.

you look back at the tease of a photo on your phone, your tits spilling out your plunge neck crop top and your abdomen cutting off right above your pubic area, your pink thong still visible coming up the sides of your hips. you feel miguel plunge his tongue into you, causing you to fall forward, steadying yourself with one hand, phone in the other. “keep this up and i’m gonna squirt on you, but i bet you’re into that huh?” you laugh out a little, miguel moaning into you in response. you try not to get distracted and caption your snap to peter ‘nothing really’ and press send.

immediately, you see that he opens it and he replies just as fast, this time the photo of him in grey sweats with a visible tent, layer out on his bed. the caption attached, ‘wanna turn your nothing to a something? ;)’ and you roll your eyes. you move to answer him with another midriff picture, but you change your mind. “hey, look at me dweeb,” you say, turning the camera so that it’s capturing the angle of miguel’s mouth on your pussy, covered in spit and your juices. he looks up and sees the camera of your phone pointed down towards him and he goes red in the face and tight lipped. “remember what i told you about stopping,” you remind him, and he maintains eye contact with the camera as he goes back to lick a strip up your pussy, from your leaking hole to your clit. you move your unoccupied hand to his face, palm to his cheek as you slowly caress him with your thumb. “that’s a good boy.”

you move your hand from his cheek, trailing softly down to his strong neck and you wrap your hand around his neck and squeeze. at the pressure he lets out a groan, his hands moving to grip your thighs tighter to his face. “fuck miguel, you’re making mommy so happy right now- ah! fuck, just like that. keep doing that, o-okay?” you moan out. he says nothing, his eyes, still maintaining contact with the camera, clouded with lust, answering for him.

you snap a picture, turned on at the lewdness of it. it’s your pussy on miguel’s face, pink panties pushed to the side as his mouth is sucking on your clit, his hands gripping the fat of your thighs, and your hand around his neck at the same time. you make quick work to save the photo and caption it ‘busy, sorry’, feeling your orgasm approach. you press send and drop your phone, ignoring the back to back buzzing, probably of peters reply to your salacious snap.

a steady heat begins to boil in the pit of your stomach, and you keen forwards, your hand leaving miguel’s neck to grip the white sheets on your bed. “i’m gonna cum, i’m gonna cum, i’m gonna-“ and with that, you feel the pleasure within you tighten then burst, like a damn breaking way, and you begin to tremble as miguel continues his work down on you. the overstimulation begins to hit you, and you feel a spurt of liquid leave your body and miguel groan and suck. “oh my god,” you heave out, “st-stop, no more.”

miguel places a final kiss to your mound as he moves to lift your limp hips for you. he feels sheepish how, his sweater and mouth drenched with your liquids. he wipes his lips and makes way to speak to your still firm on the bed. “are- are you okay?”

you say nothing, grab the nearest pillow you have, and throw it at him. miguel dodges and understands that means get the fuck out.

after collecting yourself, your body still spent and sheets still wet, you roll over on your back and grab your phone to look at what peter replied to you. you open his snap, and laugh a little at his responses.

peter 🚮

| is that fucking o’hara..?

| you’re fucking with me???

| fucking whore

| you sleep with nerds now??

you make way to reply to peter one more time, opening the camera and taking a picture of the wet bedsheets, caption it ‘nerds that can make me cum? yeah’ and unadd him after.

you finally haul yourself up to change your sheets when you see miguel’s glasses on your bed. you grab them and put them on your nightstand, feeling heat rush through your blood to your face, thinking of him and the mess he made of you.

fucking dweeb.

[joseph-woll]

am LOVING the trent url <333 ❤️

omg HI PHOEBE!! HOW ARE YOU❤️❤️ and thank you <3 gotta rep the favourite team and one of my favourite players <3

[softspiderling]

i like your nav! it's clean and cute!

thank you!!!😭 i changed the pictures on the banner like 15 times bc im so type a😭

but i think ill keep it now, it looks cute and if you like it, it must be perfect🫶🏼😘

[andrewcogliano]

Please ignore these if you don’t feel like answering them or you already answered them ❤️

No pressure to answer but would love to get to know you a bit better 🫶

Name (or what you want to be called on tumblr)

Where are you from?

Where do you live?

Any pets?

Favorite driver(s) currently on the grid, and why?

Favorite driver(s) not currently on the grid and why?

Favorite romantic driver pairing(s) (e.g. Maxiel, Carlando)

Driver you’re most attracted to physically

Driver whose personality you like best

Favorite driver friendship(s)

Favorite team principal

Favorite team

Least favorite team, if any

Driver(s) you dislike, if any

If you’re a fic writer: if you could only write about one f1 pairing for the rest of your life who are you choosing?

Please send this to 10 (or more!) other F1 tumblr users that you love and want to get to know better 🫶

ooo thank you for this🤍

Name (or what you want to be called on tumblr):

inez!

where are you from:

australia!!

where do you live:

in melb hehe

any pets:

i used to have goldfish as a kid but not any more.

favourite driver(s) currently on the grid and why?

carlos - those big brown eyes captured my heart

lewis - i’ve known about him the longest and he’s the reason i got into the sport

alex - my fellow south east asian. humble as fuck and just such a great guy

charles - very funny and i naturally gravitate towards those who seem like they’re constantly burdened and doomed by the narrative

favourite driver(s) not currently on the grid and why:

seb - his red bull days as a menace. also beekeeping age babe

kimi - his personality. sucker for the cold exterior whose secretly a softy

liam lawson - fell in love during his few races on the grid and now i want him back

favourite romantic driver pairing:

carlando - i mean cmon. everything about them. the way their friendship started in mclaren and just has strengthened. the way lando has been part of carlos’ family. just them.

driver you’re most attracted to physically:

carlos - i mean. everything about him jesus christ he’s too handsome for his own good. i’m a sucker for brown eyes.

lewis - he’s so fucking fine. i love his change to the loose braids they suit him so well. again, beautiful brown eyes.

fernando - older men just phew. and nando god he’s fine. he gets better with age i swear.

driver whose personality you like the best:

alex albon!!!! literally the best guy on the grid

favourite driver friendship:

carlos and lando i mean cmon obviously. but george and alex also have my heart.

favourite team principal:

james vowles my beloved

favourite team:

unfortunate victim of scuderia ferrari

least favourite team:

red bull🤚🏼

driver(s) you dislike, if any:

checo and hulkenberg

[entrancinghoneypie]

Can we see more of you in that black dress?

oh sure 🩷🤭

[sebsxphia]

admiral jake when you’re wearing a sundress..

i can picture this on a sunday morning. you’re getting ready to visit admiral cyclone and his family. since jake became an admiral himself, a far greater respect had been built up between the two.

jake was tying your little girls shoes as he asked, “where’s your mama, hm?” she squealed in response as she saw you come through the doorway, your barely one year old boy attached to your hip.

“here i am!” you cheerfully replied.

jake looked up and immediately his throat went dry. he licked at his bottom lip to try and gather some salvia as he took in the breathtaking sight of you. suddenly, he was back in the hard deck when he met you and you were wearing a sundress.

it was the first time you’d worn one this year and jake could feel himself twitch. it hugged and covered every inch and curve of your body. it wasn’t revealing by any means, but jake thought you might as well have worn his favourite set of lingerie.

once ready to leave, jake gave you a soft kiss on your lips and caught your ear.

“do you remember what happened when you wore that last?”

“mhm, he’s right here.” you chided with an all knowing smirk and squeezing your little boy on your hip.

jake let out a low grunt and squeezed at your ass through your sundress. you had to bite down hard on your bottom lip to stop the squeal escaping you.

the day had gone by in a flurry and went off without a hitch. jake now had your hair fisted in his palm and another gripping onto your hip, scrunching up your sundress material into his knuckles as he fucked you deeply from behind on your shared bed, kids fast asleep.

“so fucking pretty for your admiral, aren’t you sweets? you goin’ to give your admiral permission to breed you again?”

the allusion of family dad, admiral jake, was shattered. this was admiral jake fucking you within an inch of your life.

eheh thank you so much for this incredible thot dear anon! 💌

[tteokdoroki]

headcanon that bossing bakugo around makes him hard as a rock. it’s how he noticed you in the first place

!!!! the first time you meet bakugou, you don’t even realise who he is — probably making your way home on the subway and himself along with deku and shouto are forced to take it chasing after some low level criminal during their patrol. of course bakugou is complaining, screaming izuku’s ear off about how he should have been faster and caught the guy, about how if he had been put in charge then this mission would have been over with a long time ago.

“will you shut the fuck up? a grown ass man taking the subway and you hardly have any public decency. you’re scaring the kids with that loud ass voice of yours.” you hiss, tired and throwing it over your shoulder.

and of course, deku and shouto share a quiet laugh as to avoid getting berated by bakugou again while the man himself is red in the face, throat dry — not only because you’re pretty but probably because you’re the first person in the world to have ever told bakugou to keep quiet and he’s felt the need to do it. the way you’d barked out the command like he was a disobedient pup in training has something stirring in the heat of katsuki’s stomach. so he shifts, happy to have such baggy pants on his hero costume as he feels his cock twitch.

you get off at the next station, turning around once you’re on the platform— doe eyes widening because as the train speeds off you’ve realised you just cursed out the katsuki bakugou.

and after the trio apprehends the criminal, bakugou waddles back to the agency office with his thick cock tugged between his thighs— throbbing, smearing precum over skin beneath his suit. he can’t shred his clothes fast enough, slipping into the staff showers with your face at the forefront of his mind. katsuki’s been bricked up for hours, only relieved by hot water hitting his skin and the image of you telling him— commanding him to keep his mouth shut while he eats your cunt, and to behave when he cheekily nips at your thighs.

he groans, cumming into rough fingers wishing he knew your name so he could dedicate his body rattling orgasm to you, to you and the way you’d make him an obedient mess.

[ncityprincess]

Can you do how's Ten in bed? If it's not a hassle, Xiaojun and Hendery too? 👉🏼👈🏼

How Ten is in bed

minors do not interact!

-ugh ten😮‍💨

-he’s such an amazing dancer which makes me think he would be AMAZING in bed

-he has such a natural swag and fluidness to him that would definitely translate to the bedroom

-i think he would be very good as adapting to your wants and needs

-if you’re feeling like a little brat, he’s willing to slap you around and put you in your place

-he would bend you over the bed and pound you until sunrise

-if you’re feeling vulnerable he can be romantic and make love to you

-he would whisper the most gentle and sweet things in your ear

-he wouldn’t skimp out on caressing all over your body either

-hell, maybe ten is the one who is being a brat today

-then he would absolutely take whatever punishments you’re ready to dish out

-he transforms through sex and uses it to release his emotions

-but it’s also just really fun for him

-i could see him really taking his time when it comes to oral

-he would live for all of the little moans that tumble out of your mouth

-sometimes he likes to wake you up in the morning by eating you out (with prior consent of course)

-something about the sun peeking into the window and the quiet atmosphere of the morning just makes him want to feel you

-he needs to have eye contact with you while you’re having sex

-he loves go study your faces and see what turns you on the most

-he’s not shy when it comes to being vocal too

-will say the nastiest things imaginable and will moan even louder than you sometimes

-i think he would love shower sex, or just sec in unconventional ish places

-the spontaneity drives him crazy

- he is someone that can go for roundssss

-by the time you guys are done for good you’re both too spent to even clean up

-you only have the energy to wrap your limbs around each other and peacefully fall asleep <3

[crazyunsexycool]

Lottie after following Fury around for a day. 🤣🤣

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bucky would be livid, Sugar would low-key find it hilarious!

Potty Mouth

Lottie would decide one day that she will follow Fury around just for fun. At the beginning of the day Fury does his best to not curse in front of her but at some point some dumb agent makes a really stupid mistake and he just says it. It just slips out.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Yeah, the fuck is wong with you?" Lottie is looking up at the agent, hands on her hip and a scowl on her face.

Fury sighs and dismisses the agent.

"You can't say that word."

"Is kay. I says bitch." Lottie shrugs and goes to sit at her self appointed desk which was really just the coffee table in his office. Fury shakes his head and goes to his own desk to get more work done.

****

"Oh fuck."

The conversation you and Bucky were having stops immediately. Both of you make your way to the living room where Lottie had spilled some water on herself and the floor. She looks up as you both walk in and gives you a sheepish smile in hopes of not getting in trouble for the mess.

"What did you say, doll?"

"I says 'oh fuck.'"

"Where did you learn that?" You struggle to not laugh.

"Fuw-e says it too. An says muthafucka a wot."

Bucky takes a deep calming breath and lets his shoulders slump. This wouldn't be the first or last conversation he would have to have with Charlotte about her potty mouth. Two things will always stand true with Charlotte, she's sweet as can be and she curses like a sailor.

[efingart]

Sometimes when I look at Price my brain slips and thinks spicy peanut instead of salty peanut, but it's honestly amazing how well they both work.

HA that works too!

Had to consult with Price to see what he thinks of it all:

dialogue courtesy of @deadbranch

[star1117-archives]

Hybrid!yandere ateez jealous because they smell another hybrid on you 👉👈👀please.

Sorry that it’s been over a year 💀 I was gonna make this into a series but I’m just gonna try and upload a few more things before I consider going inactive

dragon!hybrid!seonghwa x bunny!y/n

cw: jealousy, marking, mentions of another idol (nct’s jeno)

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 + 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 ♡ -𝟏𝟔’𝐬 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐍𝐈

he was in pure disbelief at first

as one of the senior members of the hybrid community in your area, he had quite a few affiliations within it and recognised most hybrid’s scents

which was why he was so shocked to smell the notorious Lee Jeno all over his cute little bunny

Jeno was known far and wide for his promiscuity, leaving many hybrids of all types feeling empty and broken-hearted after he became bored

all that aside, it felt wrong on so many levels for a wolf to be preying on his sweet little bunny, especially with Jeno’s natural disposition to hunt you

so his gaze turned cold when you fidgeted uncomfortably, knowing Seonghwa could smell Jeno on you

Seonghwa’s fury began to kick in as your embarrassment made your head hang low, body shaking under his glowering. pacing to you, Seonghwa picked you up and took you to the bathroom, the action commanding, yet he still made sure to be careful with you. you shook in Seonghwa’s arms, holding on and whispering to him quietly, barely audible.

‘I told him no. He… he sniffed me quite a bit but he didn’t do anything.’

Seonghwa didn’t even look at you as he replied, jaw gritted yet tone of voice surprisingly calm.

‘If he did anything to you, he wouldn’t be around to gloat about it for long.’

the expression on Seonghwa’s face told you his words were no joke

he spent the next few hours painstakingly cleaning you over and over, Jeno’s scent gone but the feeling lingering in Seonghwa’s nostrils like a curse

Seonghwa nearly rubbed your skin raw to be rid of Lee fucking Jeno, only stopping when you whimpered quietly, ears drooping as you shook in the now-cold bath water

‘H-hwa… hurts-s.’

sighing, Seonghwa pressed an apologetic kiss to your forehead before letting his fingers scratch behind your ears in your favourite spot. that precious smile he’d withheld all day broke free from his mask of neutral displeasure, much to your delight. your ears perked up in response, melting under his touch as he hummed quietly before speaking.

‘you’d never leave me, right bun?’

eagerly nodding, you beamed up at him before extending your pinky to him.

‘promise!’

he interlocked his finger with yours, pressing your thumbs together as you beamed up at him. Seonghwa looked you over one more time before grabbing a towel and wrapping it around you, helping you get out the bath soon after. shivering in the cold, you happily jumped into Seonghwa’s arms when he opened them, resting your head on his chest and feeling his strong heartbeat as he murmured quietly to you. 

‘maybe you should… take some time off from the cafe.’

when he saw your confused expression, Seonghwa elaborated.

‘if Jeno comes to you while you’re working, you’ll basically be stuck there. He might be more… brazen than sniffing.’

your eyes widened at this, fear grasping them just as Seonghwa had expected. you were easy to manipulate, he just had to make Jeno into the big bad wolf and himself into the protector.

‘you’re right, Hwa… I-.. It’s for the best.’

Seonghwa gave you an approving smile and rewarded you with a scratch behind your ears, watching dotingly as you snuggled into his chest with a warm smile.

‘my poor little bunny… I’ll keep you safe, hm?’

giving him a small kiss to his cheek, you gazed at him with stars in your eyes, totally smitten.

‘thank you, Seonghwa. Thank you for keeping me safe.’

Seonghwa reciprocated with a short but sweet kiss to your lips, his gaze holding the same if not stronger intensity.

‘I’ll always keep you safe bun, I’ll keep you safe till my very last breath. I won’t let anything happen to you.’

[nymphomatique]

nerdy, loser miguel so pussy starved and hungry, eating you out with his whole soul, but you just keep degrading him, one hand yanking at his hair and shoving him back down every time he breaches for air and hissing at him because “come on, nerd, you’re the one that begged me for a taste. now do it right or get the fuck out.”

im so normal about this your au is feeding me 🫶🏻

totally not going insane over this ask btw ❤️

cw: munch!miguel makes his return, cunnilingus, fem orgasm, praise, hair pulling, nerd miguel EATS, slight d/s dynamics, one singular slap in the face (sorry)

i can’t like omg imagine his glasses on his head while he’s trying his best to please u :( but you’re his first so he doesn’t know what to do so he tries to lick like he’s seen in the porn videos (which he won’t admit) he watches.

and you’re sooo frustrated because what kind of man doesn’t know where the clit is?? even though miguel means while you won’t stand for it as long as he’s your property!

“been beggin’ to eat my pussy and you’re just waffling down there. pissing me off,” you huff. you grab his head by a handful of his hair and pull him to where his mouth is directly above your clit. “see that? can’t even call you four eyes with your glasses on your head n’all. make sure your mouth stays there. got it?” miguel nods feverishly and looks down expectantly. “you can start again.” you allow him and this time it feels different.

a good different.

you can’t help but you let out a gasp as the expanse of miguel’s tongue licks and sucks on your clit passionately. “f-fuck, you’re doing so good for your mistress right now. keep going.” you breath out, gripping his hair even tighter and pulling him into your sopping wetness.

“taste so good, mmhp,” he moans into you, his hands moving from their place under him to grip at the expanse of your thighs rather tightly. he licks up and down and even sticks his tongue into you, which makes you squeal and close your legs around his head. wordlessly he pushes them apart and pins them down, lifting your pelvis in the process, a small oh! leaving your mouth at his display of strength.

miguel looks at you with a dazed expression on his face before he goes back to licking into your cunt, his nose bumping into your clit as he explores you with his tongue. you can’t control your moans anymore, letting out babbles of “fuuuckkk right there, oh my god miguel- so fucking good for me,” amongst other praises.

“g-gonna come, slow down a bit,” you exhale weakly, feeling the pleasure begin to burn and overwhelm you. but he doesn’t stop, he keeps going as if he’s in a trance, your pulling and pushing at his hair leaving no impression on him.

“oh- oh my god i’m cumming!” you moan out, your whole lower body convulsing. miguel seems to have snapped out of whatever trace he was in and you meet his brown eyes that seem shy once again. his lips are covered in your cum, his cheeks flushed, his skin glowing with the slight sheen of sweat, his hair perfectly tousled thanks to you with his signature black frames sitting atop his head. he has the audacity to ask “d-did i do good?”

you smack him in his face for asking such a stupid fucking question.

you pretend you don’t see his boner after that.

can u tell i got carried away after the first two sentences cus LMAO

[joseph-woll]

i’m convinced morant forgets he’s a nba player - dude what are you doing 💀

literally! like he’s punched a teenager multiple times and pulled a gun on the kid. AND NOW FLASHING A GUN ON A LIVE. like what are you doing

[softspiderling]

im the one that sent in the hands entangled in the same pocket ask !! it was so good ,, literally me because my hands and feet are always so cold 🫠🥹

ty!!!! the request is so cute, i’m glad i did it justice😭im also very known for having cold hands and feet so i related too much😭

[aurynne]

homestuck is longer than the bible

this is absolutely crazy information to me. i almost couldn’t believe that i just HAD to look it up and wow

THERE’S ACTUALLY NO WAY???? LIKE IM CHRISTIAN AND STILL HAVEN’T MADE IT THROUGH TWO FULL BOOKS IN THE BIBLE YET. THIS IS INSANE

[entrancinghoneypie]

Chubbiness is cute!

so true bestie!!!