#you'll meet Cell soon! hes a delight

[lokisis]

You will get no context. However here's some more points abt this spam:

he's recovering!!! Slowly. His hair isn't dyed, but rather "tainted" by the puppetification. That's why only a bit is white again, he's still under the effects, just lesser.

He's a mechanic again, but now he gets to go crazy with it. Some monsters want mechs or random upgrades to their cars, and he'll be damned if he doesn't deliver!

The partnership with SCC is mutual! They provide scrap parts and help with bigger builds occasionally. It's a 50/50 split for profit (Spam thought about skewing it, but got hastily shunned by his friends)

And lastly, Spamton only hires disabled Addisons and other disabled monsters. He knows what it's like, and doesn't want anyone else to deal with what he had to. His personal assistant is blind in one eye!

[martiandmichelle]

Memories. . . Those that you have and those to be made!

I'll start with the former, but I hope you'll read all of this for a teaser of those to be made, a story others will tell.

As for the photo, I'll (Marti) take you back some 9 years ago. My husband at the time, Daniel, and I were part of a supper club, one of those things where you rotate dinner at friends' houses. We were a part of one with five other couples, so 12 of us in total. This picture was taken before one of those dinners at our house. Yeah, I was showing off, at Daniel's request. Seems the dinner before this one at someone else's house my boobs became a subject of conversation. Daniel loved hearing others talk about my tits so he was going to make sure the subject came up again.

And so it did, even before we had the appetizers. This time it didn't take long for one of the wives to say something like "C'mon Marti, show them to us!" Never one to be shy about my body - and with Daniel's smiling consent and the help of one of our male visitors to unzip me from the back - my dress, very slowly at least until my breasts were fully exposed then much quicker the rest of the way! - the little black dress came off leaving me wearing only my black thong and black heels my J-cup tits bared to them all, my nipples growing and hardening as they stared at my breasts.

I was two of the ladies who asked first to feel them. I replied "Absolutely!" As they felt me up they commented on the tits' size and weight and length of the nipples (which were still growing) until one asked with a lot of hope in her eyes if she could suck the one she held. "Please!" was my response this time. I know I moaned with pleasure when the nipple first entered her mouth which encouraged the other lady to as if she could suck the one she held, too.

As I've said so many times in my 15 years of sex blogging, nothing sets me on fire like have my nipples sucked simultaneously by two people so I began to lose myself to my sexual needs, place and time becoming foggy to me as all that mattered was what was happening to my tits. I remember Daniel saying I should feed them and them exclaiming "You can lactate!?" And so I did - a lot! Everyone else soon got their turn drinking from my milk fountains and I felt hands slip under my panties with comments about how fucking wet I was. Someone pulled my panties down and I guess my body was waiting for that because I had a fabulous orgasm and let loose a squirt that surprised everybody, much to their delight.

I knew what was happening to me but I had reached such a sexual nirvana that everything became almost dreamlike. I know they guys fucked me and I know my pussy was eaten - a lot! - and I know I squirted and squirted and the milk spewed, but it seemed almost like I was watching it on a porn movie.

It wasn't until the next morning after everybody left and our dinner was never cooked that I was back to my full senses. Daniel told me how proud he was of me and that it had been decided that our "dinner club" was going to start meeting every other WEEK instead of the usual every other month. I was delighted!

The next day I got a call from one of the couples to come to "dinner" at their house which I did. After the two of them spent the entire night until the morning using my body (and sometimes letting Daniel watch and listen via cell phone) they told me of their marital problems and that I was curing them when they shared me together.

It's true, sex can get one into a lot of trouble but it can also heal a lot of wounds!

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I mentioned something about a teaser of memories to be made. I'm not going to say much because it doesn't involve me but someone else you've met here. She's been mostly in the background but is on the verge of becoming a huge star for Mountain Media (our sex studio). For now I'll let you guess who it is, and she'd better tell her story soon for soon she'll be so busy as to not have the time!

Stay tuned. . .

Marti

[yostresswritinggirl]

Genshin Boys would be Horrible as Disney Princes

Headcanon and Reader Perspective, Drabble

Sojourner Special (Followers Event)

Despite being the gentleman and sweethearts that they are, in the wrong hands, of badly aligned context and universal rules these boys can barely function as princes given their own ideals.

Diluc in Cinderella

Shortest one, oops.

Our Diluc would honestly be too busy for balls if we're doing this canonically, night time of all times. He's not your prince tonight, he's off somewhere doing Knight stuff...

If by chance you did catch him in the ball and he did indulge you with your dance until you escapaded at midnight, he's not gonna question it.

And since he didn't even REMEMBER your face, the next day just goes on as usual. No decree for searching the whole land for your foot or anything, it's just a normal day after a party.

"They left without a word, no name or promise, who am I to say no when they clearly don't want to stay?"

He's a gentleman. Too gentlemanly...

Childe in Sleeping Beauty

In this scenario, Childe embraces his knight-ness more than the princely aspect. I mean sure, he danced with you in the forest all so lovingly, sang along to your pretty lil voice. But when the prophecy came, his focus changed—

To the thrill of fighting a big ass green fire breathing dragon! Big woah, Childe had soooo much fun fighting it that he didn't even cheese it.

He lived for every hour of the fight and made it as slow as possible. Taunting, playing with his PREY- mid-fight the dragon would realize just how strong and horrifying Prince Childe is, but the entertainment had started, and the dance won't end until Childe wills it.

When he DID finally slay the damned thing, he'll come up to your quarters and stare at your sleeping body, and then think "Hey, if them being put under this spell gave me the fight of the century? What if ANOTHER dragon comes? That would be amazing!" No waking up for you, or the whole city for that matter.

Albedo in Frog Princess

You... You don't even get the chance to be the frog princess in here... simply because he himself REFUSES to change back to normal. You have never met a man so intelligent, much more a frog.

"I know of which you are not, I won't be fooled by cardboard crowns and secondhand dresses," you choke as he berates every fiber of your being, "It matters not, I still have much to learn about the life of an amphibian."

He disappears after that and you've never heard from him ever again, although at the back of your mind you're pretty sure he's a live and well, that bastard is too smart to end up as roadkill.

And well, you're right, he's out there in the world of frogs doing frog things. Triumphant over frog science and the other talking creatures he may meet.

He'll also find a way to revert himself back to normal, either making his own cure or just enlisting the help of a princess to bargain.

He might come to you upon the logic of marriage counting you as princess, but don't get too hyped, you won't be treated as his wife. He'd be too busy putting his frog research into paper...

Zhongli in Beauty and the Beast

A beast he may be, he's still dignified and elegant, upholding his end of the bargain so long as the other does the same.

Your father may have trespassed and have taken some flowers in his domain but well, really it's such a petty crime that can easily be solvable. And even if there needs to be punishment incured...

When you stumble to the mansion in search of your father, ready to take his place from his jail cell, you find him and the beast (ohh half-dragon Zhongles) by an elegant table drinking cups of tea with light conversation. Huh?

"There is no need to fret, your father and I are just discussing the terms of our contract. He spoke of his woodworks that I wish to commission in exchange, such good potential should not be wasted."

You can also, well, pay off things within contract? But either way, it would be hella awakward, he won't impose on your life and most certainly not about the curse when you had so much to live for.

Kaeya in Rapunzel

Little bitch, thru and thru. If Eugene is such a criminal, he's taking it TENFOLD.

He's not even gonna be the slightest bit trustworthy for you, little Rapunzel, because he raises so many red flags your frying pan wouldn't even be enough to threaten him. He probably has a really thick skull, and your resolve won't be able to smack that pretty face.

Bargaining won't work, he'd sleight of hand his way out and get the crown knowing you'd hid it in the pot immediately, and then just backflip outta there.

If you manage to get him to get you out, he's not gonna be of help either. Kaeya would be amused with toying with you, leaving you in the dark as you get scared shitless/dance around with some tavern criminals. Otherwise, ehh...

One way or another, he's gonna find a way to get you off his case. Either forcing you to travel with companions that's headed to the city anyways or forcefully knocking you out and heaving you back to your tower.

"You have a mother that never ages lock you up in this tower? Nu uh, sweetie, I'm not dealing with the dark forces of witchery when I'm already well off with the crown."

He got the crown.

Venti in Snow White

I'm sorry what? Free apples? Eternal sleep in a beautiful bed? He's gonna be glad to just take your place. (Spoilers, he would)

He'd be most definitely entertained with your dwarves, playing his tunes. You life would be filled with his lyre as he plays around, not even caring about the other implications of yours or his status in this woodland forest.

You ran away from home? Cool, freedom, man. Wish he could the same without jeopardizing the kingdom and his family. He'd probably take the apple too just for you~

During your rest, he'll come up with the most eloquent song to play for your seven dwarves as he watches your fate sadly. How peaceful you looked, away from the world and from the grips of death.

The dwarves would force him to please try and break the spell, and he'll shrug and indulge- except it didn't break the spell, as he expected it to be. And they are clueless on who else you had encountered in your life to even spare a true love's kiss.

"How saddening, the princess lays. Maddening to those around as they'd say, if only my kiss was enough for the curse to sway." You died, ouch.

Xiao in Mulan

Brutal. Brutal. Brutal. His voicelines would come in sooooo handy here, oh my goodness.

If you miraculously bypassed his analytical gaze enough to hide your sexuality, you're going to die in his training program. He's not gonna go easy on you, not when the fate of the nation lies upon your capability to keep up. You're gonna go through far worse than what true Mulan went through, and you may or may not just die in the process.

If by chance you survived, this would warrant enough respect to not kill you (oh, you lived) but you better not show up again.

He's never gonna be delighted to see your traitorous face again, he can save China on his own, thank you very much. And you know he can. Try and approach him, and a sword would be at your neck once again.

"Foolish gremlin, you think you had the right to present yourself after the treason you willfully committed? We won't crumble at the loss of one person, your job here is done." How sad.

Cyno in Little Mermaid

First of all, wack, mermaids exist! Sadly, that's nothing new for him. He knows a lot with that intelligent mind of his, so it would be no surprise that the existence of such mythical creatures doesn't make him bat an eyelash. He's been living near water, he's not that stupid.

With that in mind, your presence in your first meeting is going to be bad. Very bad. Cyno knows about sirens and he's not at all gonna fall for it, and if by chance he had known you before the ship was wrecked, he's probably gonna be veryyy keen in capturing you instead.

So if by chance you're stupid enough to interact with him and DESIRE to be on land with him, you're gonna deal with a lot of problems.

You're not getting that kiss easily. No, it's a huge challenge. He'd be repulsed in your naivety and will most likely be more concerned on your voice than ever. He'd be so kind to try and give a shot in helping with the cure but it's not the cure you needed.

He'll drown himself in every literature in full concentration just to see if there's any text he can find about curses and muteness. His curiousity would get the best of him, and you'll barely see him after you managed to explain your predicament without the need for words. Octopus woman doesn't even need to show up to intervene.

"A kiss? Surely not, such ailment won't be cured by fairytale methods." And then he goes back to his library once again. And you will be seafoam the next sunrise. Or was it sunset?

"So now that we've established these grounds," Exiled turns to the other two in the area, "Maybe, these boys would be better off as princesses."

And so the trio concocts a new type of fairytale, collaborated to masterpieces soon after.

@moaa @dandelion-dreams @witchsungie @zelos-simp @legionqueensav @snackgod @rxsalinee @cala-ran @wind-wheel @struggljng @ellitx @kookieyachi @dandelion-dreams

[multifandomwriter18]

Sideswipe x Reader: RID 2015

(A/n): double posting today, yes I was obsessed with him back then when RID was out. I mean come on, he’s a smexy boi!

Keep in mind once again that all I did was copy and paste this from my wattpad to tumblr. Feel free to check out my wattpad to read more of my transformers one shots

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"(Y/n), the Bot's are back!" You hear your father Denny shout as you run out of the diner. "Coming dad!"

You then meet up with your little bro Russel as the Bot's enter the scrap yard with yet another Decepticon prisoner.

Fix-It set up the stasis pod and the Con was put in the cell. "Nice work team." Bee exclaimed as Grimlock smiled with delight. "Damn right! That Con had it coming from the best!"

"Ah you mean second best." Strongarm stated as you giggled, watching the Bot's argue all over again.

Bee sighed, face palming himself as he stared at his team mates. You sighed and patted his ped. "Don't worry Bee, you'll get used to it eventually."

He smiled down at you as went off to pull away both Grimlock and Strongarm.

You sighed as you then turn your head to see the one and only Sideswipe, striding towards you, looking hella fine as always.

"Hey (nickname)."

"Hey Hot Rod, how's it going?" You asked with a sly smile as the red mech shrugged his shoulders.

"The mission was horrible I got mud in my gears." The mech grumbled as you chuckled. "How about I help you clean it off? I'm pretty good with cars." You suggested as the red mech smiled, transforming into his alt mode.

"Go right ahead (nickname)."

You smiled. "Ok, let me just get changed and stuff." You replied as you went to your room quickly changing into (colour) shorts and a (colour) tank top.

You tucked your (h/c) hair back and away from your (e/c) eyes as you then grabbed a bucket of water and a sponge with soap to clean off Sideswipe.

Once you stepped out he was still in place from where you had left him. "Ok! Let's get that grub off!" You giggled with delight as you began to get to work.

:Time skip:

During the wash Sideswipe's interior and exterior was burning hot under your touch. He even trembled a little.

By the time you were done Sideswipe transformed back into his alt mode and excused himself soon after.

(If you don't know why it's cause he had to relieve himself)

With a small sigh you dumped out the soapy water and went for a quick shower.

But all you thought about was Sideswipe and his cute face heating up with tints of blue.

Wait..

Cute?!

:Later:

The sun had set it and was time for bed. To be honest you couldn't go to sleep.

Not after you piecing it together about your crush on Sideswipe and the fact that he was completely turned on the whole time as you washed his alt mode.

Like how can you have not seen it?! You felt angry and a little sad at the same time.

It's not like you were disappointed. Sideswipe is super good looking. He's a prankster, another thing you like about him.

He's caring and laid back but he's brave and strong. You felt heat travel through your entire body as you kept thinking about him.

As you went walking around the scrap yard you just had to bump into Sideswipe.

"Sideswipe! Uh..hi!" You squeaked out as he let out a nervous laugh. "Uh..hey (y/n)!"

After a small pause Sideswipe grabbed you with his servo causing a yelp to escape you.

"Wha?!"

"Look..I..I need to talk with you." He replied as you worked down a swallow as you nodded.

"I'm sorry I rushed off like that earlier it's just..I couldn't.." He trailed off as you shrugged. "It's ok. I know."

His whole body jolted. "Wait what how-"

You chuckled softly as you tucked a loose lock of (h/c) hair behind your ear. "I put two and two together..but it's fine really. I should've been more cautious." You quickly stammered out as he smiled a little.

"I really did enjoy it though and I.." He trailed off once again as he looked at you.

His blue optics met you (e/c) ones. "(Y/n) I like you..I like you a lot..I don't know how it happened but I do. I guess you can say I had liked you ever since I met you and your brother back at the cannons." He exclaimed as your heart was beating out of your chest.

You loved seeing Sideswipe's faceplate heat up. You loved him.

You kissed his cheek plate as you saw the blush tinge appear on his face plate.

"I like you too."

His optics widened as they quickly lite up with joy.

"So..uh..will you be my girlfriend?"

You nodded as you kissed his cheek once more. "Hell yeah I will!"

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Inspiration is out the window. Hope you all liked it, it's a short one but whatever.

This finally got 100 reads! Thank you so much for reading my book!

See you in the nice one shot Sweetsparks!

Oh and just a show of hands, or well comments are there any boys who are reading this book? Cause if their are I can always do a boy X boy one shot? I was just asking cause I'm thinking of doing a boy and X boy one shot so yeah..

I'll still do one even if they aren't any males reading this book..

Ok bye!