#your telling me they don’t go out and get boba and go to the zoo and do dumb sibling stuff

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I want more Xio fics :(

I didn’t notice until now, but the only Xio fics have Atzi in them. And honestly, I love them. They’re fucking adorable. They’d be anxious and awkward and panicky but they’d love each other. But like I also know Xio and Teo have the most ‘Jason-Nico’ type sibling relationship, and no will write that :(

[mycatsaidwhat]

things i’ve heard college students say pt. 28

-i wonder if they’ll make a musical for cocaine bear 

-no disrespect to the Amish community but it would be a lot cooler if they were pirates 

-if I saw a minion in person I’d put it in a microwave 

-y’all be hating on meter maids and then say you want to fuck the rabbit from Zootopia  

-the Godfather is so good, I wish Italians were real

-everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she squeezes her used tampons onto you and says she likes blood play 

-submissive women in STEM, call her biodegradable 

-this edible is beating my ass cause now there’s bugs in my skin and i need a man 

- “do not announce on Yik Yak when you are going to masterbate” we’re literally living in 1984

-i wish on your birthday CVS would you a free Plan B like Dutch Bros gives you a free drink

-the tornado missed us cause someone told us it had to pay a cover for each bar it destroyed 

-its an American Cultures class, Zach, occasionally we’re gonna discuss RuPaul

-we all joke about the tour groups looking at us like we’re zoo animals but can it be a petting zoo instead? Hand feed me bitch I’m starving 

-(damn girl I’d suck the eggs outta your ovary like boba) 

Nice job Paul, you found the line! 

-if you skip class but go to office hours it cancels out, its PEMDAS 

-don’t mind me just gnawing on a hunk of parmesan like a dog 

-i love answering the phone hello love, i wish British people were real 

-we’re a drinking school with a liberal arts problem

-frat boys be like damn, I got Title IX violations due tomorrow 

-girls will have an STD and still call themselves a snack, like okay food poisoning 

-do you really take an 8am if you don’t tell everyone around you that you’re taking an 8am

-hey girl, since that tornado didn’t blow your back out, can I?

-how you gonna be a communication major and not text me back 

-sure Europe has less school shootings, but how many lifted dodge pick ups do y’all got over there?

-I need a nap. I need vodka. I need a 159% on the final to get an A in the class 

-no offense but some of y’all’s rose tattoos look like cabbage 

-eggs be so expensive, I be hiding them in my hoochie at the store and then laying them myself when I get home 

[woniepop]

Spending Spring Break with Enhypen!!

Request: Henlo fren! I hope you are doing well! Since spring break is coming how about you write a headcanon about how the en- boys would spend their break time with their S/O? Thank you in advance ❤️P.S: Your humor >>> Everything else in life

Pairing: Enhypen x GN!Reader

Genre: Fluff

a/n: thank you so much! I’m glad you find my content funny LOL anyway this request got my so excited about spring break 

༑ ࿐ྂ。lee heeseung - You guys would make like a 5 course vv extravagant meal

- If you know how to cook, it’d start off really well

- If you know how to cook, it’d start off really well

- You’d both plan out what you want to cook and you teach him hold to hold a knife safely

- It DOES go really well until you finish the second dish

- Heesung sprinkles a little flour in your face and starts a food fight LOL

- You start throwing flour everywhere

- Wiping sauce onto each other’s face with your fingers

- but you and heesung become too tired to finish

- So you just decide to eat your two appetizers and order food

- And instead of cleaning you just decide to cuddle and talk about anything and everything together

༑ ࿐ྂ。jay park

- OOO LET ME TELL YOU

- Definitely that basic bitch that takes you on a picnic

- He packs your favorite food

- Makes it look so pretty

- You literally get tiktok famous like alkjghagkljh the food he made looked so good

- Puts flowers in your hair

- Yall probably make bracelets for each other and he’s so proud 

- Refuses to take it off

- Its essential for life

༑ ࿐ྂ。jake sim

- LOL HEAR ME OUT

- His backyard

- Like you guys could be playing with nerf guns

- AND HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS YOUR EYE

- Idk about you but it usually gets pretty hot where i live 

- And yall don’t have a pool 

- so you turn on the hose and spray him with it for payback

- WATER FIGHT!!!

- You cut lots of fruit and sit and eat it together 

- AND HE CHALLENGES YOU TO A FOOD COMPETITION

- Yall start eating the watermelon as fast as you can and you straight up choke 4 seconds in 

- YOU COULDVE WON AND NOW HE’S LAUGHING AT YOU

༑ ࿐ྂ。park sunghoon

- Would take you to a petting zoo fs

- He’d be so excited to pet the bunnies 

- Literally drags you around to see everything

- Points at the goats and says you look like them

- Buys those little food cups so you can feel them

- He pets them so gently too kjglaghalkjf

- If you’re scared he’d literally hold your hand the whole time

- Probably hold out the small animals to you to try and scare you

- Would take you out to get drinks after too

- Makes you share an icee with him 

༑ ࿐ྂ。kim sunoo

- Have yall ever seen tinkerbell and the great fairy rescue

- I literally want to make a fairy house so bad

- So we’re making one today with sunoo!! 

- You gather all the stickers, paints, and materials and get to work to see who can make a better house

- Sunoo sees that yours look better than him so he tries distracting you

- tickling you

- Giving you lots of kisses

- Putting stickers on your face

- Doing aegyo and squishing your cheeks

- In the end, he distracts you so much you guys end up taking a nap and cuddling together

༑ ࿐ྂ。yang jungwon

- He’d take you out to korean bbq 

- He’d take care of you by ordering and cooking for you

- Would make all your wraps for you

- Makes sure you’re well fed

- Admires you while you eat cause your chubby cheeks look so cute

- And in true kbbq fashion you absolutely have to get boba afterwards

- But since you’re so full you decide to share

- I HAVE THIS SUPER SPECIFIC SCENE IN MY HEAD

- Where he like presses his forehead against yours and tells you that you looked so pretty today

- he’d literally be so smiley the whole time cause he gets to spend time with you and take care of you today

༑ ࿐ྂ。nishimura riki

- STRAWBERRY PICKING

- And he’d bring a camera cause he thinks you look so so so pretty

- Holding a cute little basket and picking strawberries

- You’d hold hands the whole time

- He’d “inspect” all the strawberries and make sure that you’re getting the best ones

- When you get home you guys eat the strawberries together

- He’d help you bake strawberry shortcake! 

- Feeds you the strawberries 

- Secretly takes pictures of you throughout the whole day and makes one of them his wallpaper

[cherriesradio]

Class 1-A relationship headcanons

Part 1 -> https://cherry-cake-pies.tumblr.com/post/640877154337538048/mha-relationship-headcanons-class-1-a

Fluff

Mashirao Ojiro

Remember when you where a little kid and would collect flowers at recess and give them to your teacher? Yeah that’s him

Makes little flower crowns

Idk this boy just really likes flowers okay

Their a secret for a while and because he’s not friends with everyone no one really “finds out” and the just tell the class

Aizawa kinda knew they were together the whole time it was obvious it’s just no one paid attention

Y/n is willing to get in fight for people they care for and Ojiro will just pull them away with his tail from beating some kid who made fun of Deku

They call him “Lovely little Monkey” cause he’s only 5’4 or around there and they find it cute

When it gets more serious he makes a vow to them that he will never hit them or hurt them in anyway and it’s the sweetest thing ever

When y/n is having a bad day he’ll just come at them with a million bad puns and pick up lines to make them laugh

Y/n likes wearing his Martial Arts clothes and he’s like “would you actually wanna learn?” And after a second of thinking they nod their head at rapid speed

Denki and y/n are the only people who can touch his tail (him and Denki are great friends try to change my mind)

When he’s a pro hero y/n and him are partners and they don’t tell the public their together

Every fan ships them

So one day they think no one is watching them after a fight and they kiss and congratulate each other on how good they did

Turns out there were a ton of cameras around them and it was on the news

Y/n almost killed the network ngl

Denki Kaminari

He may seem like a perv but he’s only a perv at home don’t worry ❤️

Anyways (cause writing THAT made me uncomfortable)

Y/n makes him study and sometimes he doesn’t and they’ll check to see if he’s studying and at some point their just like

“I’m gonna study with you to make sure you study”

He did study when they were with him :)

Drop kicks Mineta when he hits on y/n even tho he knows y/n and him are dating

When y/n doesn’t know he’s there he’ll go up to them and give them a small zap and they’ll giggle

(Okay druggie Denki coming through) y/n helps him get out of addiction 😌

Puts him in rehab if it’s bad bad

Once Bakugo made fun of their relationship and behind Denki’s back y/n beat him to the ground and the next day he had a black eye and some bruises and Denki was like “bro what happened” “nothin”

They mess with Ojiro’s tail together

Y/n will rant and he just sits staring at them and nodding occasionally

👏watching 👏crappy 👏 tv shows / movies 👏 together 👏👏👏👏👏

When he’s in dumbass mode y/n will throw him over their shoulder and bring him to the dorms and the whole class finds it so funny

On Twitter and other social media they will post a pic of the other and the text is just a keyboard smash

Before they got together he would do that but in the Bakusquad group chat and Bakugo just left the chat at some point cause he was tired of random clearly not asked for pics of y/n and just “akaoqiwbbejwhbwoqj I thinking I’m simping”

Relationship is not a secret whatsoever

He just went up to them in the middle of lunch, got down on one knee, took one of their hands and asked them to go out with him and after bursting into laughter y/n said yes

The embodiment of “COUPLES ARE A COMPETETION AND I AM WINNING HAVE YOU SEEN MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER!?!??”

He’s protective but also if no ones eyeing y/n or hitting on them he’ll low key be offended for y/n like “how dare they not find you to be the hottest/ cutest/ most wonderful being in the universe?”

Kirishima

If y/n is tired after training then he’ll pick them up bridle style and the Bakusquad calls him a simp

It’s literally the most healthy relationship you could ever imagine

Neither will hesitate to call the other out if their being unfair/ not putting effort into the relationship or “unmanly” as Kirishima says

Makes sure each of them get a good amount of self care as well as taking care of the other

Rarely fight, get in arguments but settle it out peacefully and with respect for one another

He would break up with y/n if they make him feel less or like he has to “be good enough for them” because he heavily values self worth because of this insecurity’s in middle school

Y/n makes him feel like he can do anything tho so don’t worry

Sometimes y/n just sits down and stares at Kirishima whiles he’s ranting about something he’s passionate about and smiling

Then he’s like “why are you staring?”

Y/n: *absolutely star struck* “u pretty”

Has hot coco in the summer

Making pillow/ blanket forts and when their done using them jumping on top and destroying them

Y/n will run at him from behind and he hears their footsteps and then shifts to pick them up for a piggy back ride

Swinging their arms around when they hold hands 😫

Y/n snorts when they laugh and their insecure about it and then Kirishima is like “okay then I’ll not try to make them laugh to much so they don’t snort and feeling bad!” And then y/n thinks he’s less interested in them

And then he makes up for it in making them laugh a ton (like to where they start coughing) and cudddle up to them and tell them how he loves their snort

Get each other gifts and ONLY gives them in front of the rest of the class to flaught how much they adore each other

Fist bumps are a form of intimate affection and you can’t change his mind

So are high fives

Even if they break up they will still be really good friends

Kirishima metions how he really likes how Bakugo makes a random food and y/n will force him to teach them how to make it

Forehead kisses Forehead kisses Forehead kisses Forehead kis-

Has a new pet name for each other every day

Fat gum has to approve (he does, he adores y/n)

Kirishima and y/n definitely call him dad

Tamaki meets them and after he tells Kirishima “their really nice you have good taste” and then feels bad because he made it sound like food

All four are just best friends and after the raid y/n totally takes them all out for boba or something like that because they are proud

Kouji Kouda (Koda)

Very, very slow relationship

It was like 6 months in before they kissed

Every time he leaves a room he’ll be like “bye I love you!”

Doesn’t get jealous at all

Like a guy could literally slap their butt and he’ll just sit their like “well that’s not very friendly” and then y/n tells him how it made them uncomfortable and he’s like “OH NO I SHOULD OF HELPED”

Dates at the park

Y/n will see like a squirrel or bird or something and be like “Koda Koda go say hi tell it hi for me please”

The type to look up how to be romantic and he just sits at his computer like “why would I kiss them in the rain????? We would be wet and uncomfortable?????”

First date is at a petting zoo

They (Koda would not propose) proposed at that same petting zoo but made arrangements to where no one else would be there so he wouldn’t be embarrassed

Legit learning Morse code or silent language so he doesn’t have to talk

Little notes left on their desk before their together and y/n’s friends are all like “you have a secret admirer~~~” and he glances over to blushing y/n and stiffens, blushing

Y/n always getting the spiders

At first wanted to do the “cover with a glass slip a piece of paper let it free” method but then he got paranoid they got back in the dorm

At the start of the relationship whenever y/n even breaths he’s staring at the ground blushing

Once they were cuddling and he had his head in their chest (uncomfortable for y/n but they deal) and they started singing and he melt on the spot

When they feel down in the morning and Koda can’t walk with them back to the dorms for whatever reason a trail of little rabbits and other cute animals will follow them trying to cheer them up

Rikidou Satou

Constantly baking for y/n, after something runs out he will have something even better ready to give to them

Teaches has them to bake

Self doubts when y/n is around good looking people and tries to show off his muscles to show that he’s worth them

Y/n knows he deserves them ❤️

Some times he’ll make something super sugary and shares with the class and their all like “????? This is so sugary I can’t eat this???????”

And y/n is munching on it and everyone knows that he makes them stuff like this all the time

“How in the world are you still fit?” “Lots and lots of working out and only eat healthy outside of it. No chips or anything , and it’s fine”

Randomly declares that he loves random thing about them

“I love how their hair smells after they shower!” “Okay Satou anyways when are we gonna-“

Y/n said he was a good kisser once and now every time he sees them walk in the room he makes a kissy face

Taking random walks around campus

And they talk to people they pass by

Like so many people around the school know about them and they become known as “that one really cute walking couple”

[fandom-blackhole]

Hello there, my darling. It is me 🐣. Forst of all, sorry for leaving you on ''read''. I've been too busy with shitshow happening in my life. Finally, late at night I can indulge in our little world. Also, I am so happy that other readers have been participating! I've seen so many good points! Oh, but I felt kinda bad for the anonnie who was dissatisfied with Boba's lack of proper sexting. Sorry not sorry but I have a blast everytime we bully tech-grandpa Boba. Okay, onto your entries!

Yes, camping with Paz!!! He lives for hiking,

Also sharing a sleeping bag with him,

Yes, yes, especially since nights in the mountains are definitely cold 😉,

Oh god, oh yes, after some intense wrestling session, laying together and stargazing,

Paz with tatts??

Hell yeah!

I've seen noonies being onto idea that Paz is a geek,

So he definitely has a sleeve tatt with all of his favorite heroes,

Also Miles Morales! Omg, yes, Paz favorite movie is Into the Spoderverse!,

Also Paz has some inspirational/self-love related tattoos in this foreign language (mando'a?),

Trip too Zoo with our beloved clan = a disaster,

Lots of pics of Din holding Grogu while petting and feeding animals 😍,

Grogu and his weird food fixation, bless his soul,

Yes! DIPPIN' DOTS, BLUE RASPBERRY ICE FTW,

Yes a frog stuffie!!! When you guys get back home, he waddles back to his cool space room and introduces baby Yoda to his new friend!,

Ah yes, the frog catching disaster,

You and Din discussing getting Grogu a pet frog,

Uncle Paz helps with getting the right terrarium kit!,

You often catch Paz babytalking to his Ad'ika,

Typicial, who's the good boy? Yes, you are,

Also Paz playing dead and his little companion jumping all over him to revive him,

Din as Mando, Grogu as Baby Yoda and you as Omera, you say?? Heck yeah!,

Also Razor Crest needs a costume as well!,

Uncle Boba throwing a huge ass Halloween party,

Big deal event, celebrities showing up,

Kudos to anon who pitched the idea of Bonnie and Clyde!,

Also Pedro Pascal shows up at the party too,

He is dressed as mando,

Shitshow is about to go down 😂,

People getting confused because Pedro and Din not only have similar posture but they also sound similar, it's too uncanny-valley,

Boba would definitely kidnap you from the dance floor to do some urgent wrestling!,

Also umm 😳 gunplay!kink Boba 😳,

You and Paz going trick or treating!!!,

Witch Paz once casted a curse upon a customer who was being a huge karen to the waitress,

He loves his employees dearly, so no messing around is allowed!,

His employees were shipping you with him long before you became a thing,

Paz once jokingly said that he would lick and eat anything off of you,

You were like hmm even spaghetti?,

And he was like heck yess,

Eww, Paz baby, gross!

Next time he was slurp slurping pasta from your body, srsly this goofball,

Afterwards, he cleaned you nicely, through and through no worries,

Giving Boba a head while he dives his expensive car? 😳,

Also he has a big hot tube and a pool in his penthouse!,

Drinking expensive alcohol while snuggling in the tub?,

Making Boba to loosen up, skinny dipping in the pool??,

You and Din were wrestling rather intensively, and he mumbled something about adding another child to you little family,

You didn't pay much attention to that,

Until he started to grunt about putting a baby in you every now and then,

You having a talk with him,

He shyly explaining that it was his deepest desire to have a big loving family,

Admitting that vision of you carrying for Grogu makes him bothered every time,

Also he said he couldn't get the image of you with a baby bump out of his head,

Omg Paz being infertile???

You've just broken my heart as wel...

But Boba and Kamino project to the rescue???,

Or alternatively, he would have no problem adopting children, being blood related isn't important to him at all,

Auntie Armorer comforting him about his problem,

But imagine if he somehow managed to get you pregnant... 😭😭😭

Also, Mr Fett senior looking up from the heavens at his son, thinking when he'd get grandchildren to carry on the family ''business'' legacy

Once again sorry for the lack of my participation I will try to tune in more often, my darling! Also, I didn't add much this time sorry my mind was somewhere else this time. I will try to add more ideas later! - 🐣

Welcome back darling!!! I missed you, and don't worry about being away take all the time you need. I am also glad that you enjoyed all of our other little rambles that I've answered!

Paz named his dog Ad'ika, this man most definitely has quotes/self love tattoos in mando'a, mandalorian ruins, or aurebesh

Paz has a tattoo for all of his fallen friends and teammates he lost while he was in military

Paz baby talking his dog is so fucking cute!!!

Paz definitely taught his dog all of the tricks, including play dead

When the two of you go trick or treating some of the kids do get scared of him because he's dressed like chewie and he's huge. He pouts because he didn't mean to scare them

Paz totally does little curses to the people who come in and are rude, you don't treat his employees like that, or the other customers without retaliation

His employees had a pool going to see how long it takes before Paz actually mans up and asks you out, and then another one fore how long it'll take before the two of you are married

If you would let him, Paz would never use a plate again. He would eat anything and everything off of you, but his favorites are sweets

Chocolate syrup, yes please. Paz makes sure to thoroughly clean you up 😉

Paz finally opens up to you about his impotency issues one night and you hold him close telling him that, that doesn't matter to you

Paz would and could adopt every child he meets if he could

But also like imagine, one day while you both are still dating, you've missed your period for a month or two, but you don't think much about it because you can't have kids with Paz right?

Well you go to the doctors because something is obviously wrong, and because it is procedure they run a pregnancy and it comes back positive and you're just floored

When you get home and Paz asks how everything went, worried about you, you just blurt it out and Paz freezes

He doesn't know what to think, he's overjoyed and he loves you, but he isn't supposed to be able to have kids, so is it his kid? He quickly yeets that thought away because he knows and trusts you

After that he goes full daddy bear mode and is protective of you and just constantly trying to hover over you

Also Paz helping Grogu with finding and taking care of a frog

Din absolutely melted at the sight of Grogu feeding the animals, it made him so proud of his son

Grogu loves all of his stuffed animals and he is constantly playing and talking with them

His favorite is ofcourse his baby yoda

GROGU POINTS TO PEDRO AND ALWAYS CALLS HIM DAD. He does this with the mandalorian and just any pictures

You totally introduce Grogu to bubble tea, and he absolutely L O V E S it

Din making little comments about about want creating a family with you

Din always begging to cum inside of you

Grogu once asked for a little brother or sister and Din almost combusted

As for what Razor Crest should be for Halloween, I would say either a ting Razor Crest ship or tiny Kryate Dragon?

Pedro would be so ecstatic to meet his basically identical twin

(You accidentally go up to Pedro and kiss his cheek at one point before you realize you mixed and Din pouts)

Boba's Halloween party is totally Great Gatsby themed

Boba totally keeps trying to get handsys and you have to push him away

Slow and passionate wrestling in Boba's hot tub

ROAD HEAD! ROAD HEAD!

I raise you, Boba fingering the life out of you as he's driving

Imagine finding a picture of Boba and Jango and smiling at Boba telling him he looks just like his father

Boba joking about carrying on the tradition and making a little Boba

Then the both of you just look at eachother and pretty much jump eachother simultaneously

(Also imagine getting kidnapped by an enemy crime syndicate and Boba just going on a war path)

(SEND ME THOTS!!!)

[kelleyish]

What’s up, tumblr? I’m still alive, which isn’t an unnecessary platitude these days. I keep intending to make updates, and I’ve started posts like three times in the last week but never managed to finish them, so this time I’m doing it. 

So yes, I continue to live and not be sick so far, I guess? I will say there have been many times over the last couple weeks I’ve felt off due to what is probably seasonal allergies, but my brain sure likes to make me worry I’ve got Corona. Today, in fact, I got cold midday and I was like, “Oh shit, are the chills coming on? Better feel my forehead, is it hot??”

Sigh.

I didn’t get chills, btw, I was just cold. I keep telling myself more than likely if you get it, it hits you the way a flu does where your whole body just immediately feels like shit, and that certainly hasn’t happened. 

All of this has instilled a healthier fear of the virus than I had, for example, a week ago. For the first couple weeks I was leaving the house daily, sometimes to drop off eBay packages at the post office, but mostly as an excuse to stuff my face with food. I was hitting drive thrus and making trips into Walmart just for junk food, trying to be as careful as possible with keeping my hands clean and everything, but still taking unnecessary risks just to eat food I shouldn’t be eating in the first place.

This week I curbed that urge and haven’t been going out nearly as much, but I’m sorry to say I’m still managing to eat junk I shouldn’t be eating. I was good for about two days, but when I had to go to Walmart yesterday I stocked up on more illicit junk. (Also I would like to say that carrot cake flavored Oreos are very disappointing. I rarely enjoy any of the special flavors, and I don’t even like double stuff ones. Original only, dunked into milk until they get soft.)

The gov’t has now given the suggestion for wearing facemasks when going shopping, and I was actually going to Walmart yesterday for supplies for my mom to make some homemade ones, which meant I didn’t have one to wear for the trip. Probably half the people in the store were wearing them though, and I felt kind of bad for not having one. I tried to hold my breath when I passed people in the aisle.

I’d heard some Walmarts were instituting one-way aisles in the store, but our local one only had the entrances and exits separated, the inside of the store was normal. 

My mom finished one mask today and I tried it on. I guess it might make me feel slightly better mentally, but I hate actually wearing masks. They’re so hot. It’s like trying to keep the blanket over your head in bed, breathing recycled hot air, yuck. There’s also a lot of people claiming anything but the actual medical grade surgical facemasks don’t do much anyway, but I will still be wearing one on future shopping trips because it feels better than absolutely nothing, I guess.

Let’s see, what else? Oh, I got an email from the dude I embarrassingly asked out last year, but only as a business marketing thing because the reason I met him is because his company did work on my house. It was just a thing basically asking for referrals and saying they’re still available to do work and can do everything while keeping up the social distancing thing. But it was still an unpleasant reminder of my cringey memory anyway. 

Speaking of cringe, I randomly remembered an incident that must be at least 15 years old when Chip and I were walking through a bookstore, which we used to do all the time, and there was an author sitting at a table for a book signing event. It wasn’t anyone I’d ever heard of, and indeed he must not have been too terribly popular because there was no one else there. Just him, sitting at his table with a pile of books, and the second hand embarrassment still makes me hurt all these years later. I hope at least a few people came to see him.

I had another sex dream about Hyde from That 70s Show a few days ago. I am not like super hot for him generally, but apparently my subconscious is because this isn’t the first such dream I’ve had about him. Weird.

I have continued my Star Wars prequel watches with Attack of the Clones, and I I can report that it, too, also sucks. Bad dialogue, bad line readings, bad characterizations. Anakin and Padme are supposed to fall in love, and yet there’s no chemistry and Anakin is whiny and petulant and I don’t see powerful Senator Padme being attracted to any of it. Also, wtf did the Sand People do to his mom?? I mean, I can guess what they are implying, but... Damn. Also, I hadn’t remembered that the actors they cast as Jango and Boba Fett were from, judging by their accents, New Zealand. It makes sense, as they movies were filmed in Australia. But their accents sound just like Taika Watiti, and it tickled me.

On the other end of the spectrum the Nicole Kidman movie The Others came on tv so I rewatched it, and it’s always a great movie. I think it’s definitely one of my favorite Nicole Kidman movies. In fact, I just took a stroll through her IMDB just now, and I can say my favorite movie featuring Nicole Kidman is Practical Magic, and The Others is number two. It’s a suspense/light horror movie, and the child actors in it are great, too. I checked to see if the girl who plays her daughter had done anything else, and she mostly hasn’t, so that’s kind of sad.

And finally, my parents and I finished watching Tiger King on Netflix, which has taken the country by storm in the last couple weeks. And guess what - I have actually been to that “zoo.” It was just a few months after Chip died almost 6 years ago, and my Dad had heard about it and wanted to go, so my parents, my sister, and I all drove up to Oklahoma and took a tour. Joe was there and when the tour started you went and sat in a small set of stands and he came out with a couple tigers and interacted with them in a big cage in front of the stands. Then everyone walked around the rest of the grounds on a guided tour. They had a few other types of animals, notably a camel, as I remember. They did not do the cub petting as they didn’t have any at the time, but they brought out a huge yellow python you could touch and take pictures with, which is probably the same one featured in a couple scenes of the Netflix show.

Do we feel kinda skeezy now that we went, after seeing the show? Well, I know I do, but what are you gonna do? I do remember seeing all the crazy stuff in the gift shop, like his albums and products like underwear and condoms with his face, etc, and thinking it was super weird at the time.

Okay, I guess this is long enough to count as an update. It’s nearly 2AM and I told myself I was going to try to get to bed earlier tonight (and yes, this represents earlier) so off I go. 

[joongzone-blog]

svt + their first date picks

anon: okay so on a 1st date where do you think SVT would take you? Out of let's say a cafe for some coffee, dinner at a formal place, nachos and movie, the beach for a walk while holding hands, a hiking trail, a natural park, the amusement park etc

SEUNGCHEOL

he’s hag so i think he’d enjoy going on quiet hiking trail or he’d take you to like a deer park, or maybe even the zoo

then there’s a stall that sells ice cream and he buys you your fav flavor

and y’all getting to know each other more on this trail

and like, just before it end, he takes his chance and holds your hand hehe

“you’re hands have been cold this whole time?” then he pops your hand in his coat pocket

JEONGHAN

i see him taking you to a dog cafe and just enjoying your company while you sip on some coffee and pet some dogs

he’d pick a really funny looking dog and say:

“yah! that’s you if you were in dog form!” just because he enjoys teasing you

he’ll use any excuse to touch you like he’d get one of the dogs to sit on your lap and pat your leg 

or he’d like pretend to pick out a fluff from your cardigan that never existed

he just wanted to touch you because he loves your company 

JOSHUA

he’s pretty chill so getting to know you over a fancy bowl of spaghetti would be cute

or if you don’t want him to spend that much on you, you’d beg him to just get kbbq with you and share some meat

he’s basically your waiter cos he does everything for you like pour your drink out, cut your meat, gets you a new fork if you drop it

then he’d make up some lie that his uncle actually owns the restaurant and you’d believe him and compliment his “uncle” but he’s just messing with you

you punch him repeatedly, annoyed that you believed him and he’s laughing at you

“at least i impressed you”

JUNHUI

omg like jeonghan he’d take you to an animal cafe but of course it’d have to be a cat cafe

but it wouldn’t be long, unlike jeonghan, he’d be really cute and awkward telling you funny cat facts and talking about his own

after, he’d take you to eat hotpot at an authentic chinese restaurant because u never had hotpot and he was :o at you

he’s enjoying his time with you because you’re enjoying the food so much

it surprises him when you feed him one of the meat

“you like me that much huh?”

SOONYOUNG

omg an ice skating rink idk why but i just see it

both of you are terrible at it so it’s really a fun date

you’re both laughing at each other and pushing one another

he screams more than you and you’re holding his hand in case he really hurts himself

then you both find a way to skate finally! but also safely, he’s behind you with his hands on your waist, guiding you, and you’re both synchronising your legs so you can move

“romantic right?”

WONWOO

bookworm wonwoo would enjoy getting boba with you and then walking along the beach on a sunny day

you’re both talking about your favourite books and arguing over it too

you stop halfway and you both put your feet in the water

he’s so stiff so you push him a little to ease him out of his nervous state

he pushes you back but you lose your balance, luckily he grabs you in time and pulls you close

he’s laughing at you “you should be glad i like you otherwise i would’ve let you fall”

WOOZI

omg nervous babieeee would settle for the safe route and take you to the movies to watch avengers

he loves marvel and so do you but your favourites clash and you both argue over who’s better

he’s crying when there’s a sad scene but he tries his best not to show it in order to impress you c:

so you grab his hand and just hold it to make him feel better :’)

after the movie he’s just a SHY BABY and he’s blushing so hard as you’re walking out

“jihoon-ah, i like you 3000″

SEOKMIN

the amusement park!!!

he’s so loud and vivacious so going to the amusement park would be soooo much fun with him

you’re both laughing at his face on the photo and how clapped he looks 

you walk around holding hands, almost like you’ve been dating for a long time

every store you go in he makes you try everything on

“a snake plushie for my snake date”

MINGYU

for some reason i see mingyu taking u to a pottery class for beginners

y’all want to make a cute plant pots to put in the dorm 

and it’s funny because mingyu is so bad at it but ur an ace but he acts like he’s the best

“wow, urs is really terrible, it seems like u need my help”

but urs is nearly finished while he’s trying to reattach the broken piece

mingyu gives up and ends up helping you instead and it’s like that one scene from ghost 

MINGHAO

hmm, maybe he’d take you shopping and say he’d buy u whatever u wanted

he really wanted to spoil u but all u wanted was food after food after food

eventually u end up taking him to the new bar in the mall and you both end up getting cocktails

instead of shopping y’all are sat by the bar just chatting the day away, both of u slowly getting tipsy

ur a lightweight so it starts to hit u heavy but u try to hide it, but he can see it bcos ur cheeks r getting red

“we should probably get you home” he’s laughing at how ridiculous u are trying to convince him ur sober

SEUNGKWAN

omg i see him taking u to an interactive zoo, a safari(?) idk u know the ones where the monkeys can come onto ur car? that

he’s the one driving but he makes u drive bc he’s afraid of the monkeys

while ur driving through the monkeys start tearing the car’s antenna away and sk starts shouting and it makes u CACKLE he’s just so funny

he’s scolding the monkeys, trying to shoo them away 

“can we get some privacy, she’s my girl not yours!”

at the end, seungkwan is devastated because he has to buy a new antenna

VERNON

he’d definitely take u to some indie, weird ass, vintage cafe or something

it’s a dessert cafe so all ur eating is sugar sugar sugar

when urs comes out vernon’s pestering u to eat it already but ur too concerned about getting the right angle for ur pic to post on insta

“i will destroy your cake that way u cant take pics no more”

when his comes out he eats it straight away and y’all getting to know each other more, and teaching other slang from where ur from

and then suddenly he makes u pose for a pic so that he can put it on his story

CHAN

picnic!!! idk i see him trying his best to make the food for ur picnic together

he’s begging the other members to help him with making sandwiches and preparing everything to get it perfect

when ur there u cant stop looking at him because he looks so happy to be around u and it makes u smile how happy he looks

“why are you looking at me like that? are the sandwiches that bad?”

you laugh and tell him no, when the date is finished you give him a peck on the cheek to say thank you for the lovely food!!!

chan returns home: HAPPY BABY!!!

[junkercrush]

“Wild Rat” Ch. 3

Stay With Me by junkercrush

Ch. 3 out of 3

Pairing: Wild!Junkrat x Gender-Neutral Zookeeper!Reader

Rating: SFW

Words: 1,053

Author’s Note: There are many Junkrats in this story. “Green” is your main rat! ^_^

Chapter Three

Vrrm! Vrmm!

That can’t be your phone. It’s Saturday. 2am. Who the hell is calling you at this time? Did somebody die?

Vrrm! Vrrm! Vrrm!

You glanced at the phone on your nightstand. Whoever it was can leave a voicemail. You needed your beauty sleep.

Vrrm! Vrr—

The phone stopped. You sighed and sunk deeper into your pillows until—

Vrrm! Vrrm! Vrrm! Vrrm!

“Dammit!” You cursed as you forced yourself out of the bed. You checked the screen on your phone. The caller: Charlotte. You immediately answered it.

“Hello?”

“I deeply apologize for calling ya at such an ungodly hour. We have a serious problem: your little Rat friend is missing.”

Now you were awake. “Green?”

“Somehow, he had managed to escape using our keys. Do you have yours? I failed to mention the Rats can be tric—”

You rushed to the floor where your zookeeper uniform laid in a heap. You fumbled through your pants pockets for your keys. They were gone. “Shit.” You muttered.

“Hello? (Y/N)?” You heard Charlotte. You returned to the phone.

“I think he nabbed them.” You answered. That little thief! He must’ve snatched it when he jumped you at the swimming hole or hugged you as you were leaving.

Mrroww!

A cat meowed outside. You heard trash cans crashing on the road. You tiptoed outside and found the trash cans rolling down the street.

“I know you’re not scheduled for the weekend, but if you can, please stop by today at 10am so we can sort this hot mess out. He can’t be far. Just around the grounds.” Charlotte continued.

You double checked outside the window. A shadowy figure was perched on a tree, way too big for any cat or owl. “You sure?” You asked.

“The last time Green snuck out, we found him sleeping with the Roadhogs over at the petting zoo farm. Don’t worry your little self. Get some sleep. I’ll see you later today. Bye!”

“Bye!” You hung up and crawled back to bed.

Crash!

You spring from your bed. The sound came from your kitchen. “Shit.” You cursed again. You tiptoed to your door and grabbed the doorknob. Suddenly, you heard the familiar footsteps of a wild Junkrat’s peg leg. You locked the door, grabbed your phone, and ran straight to your closet.

Sure, you had your friendly encounter with Green before but you’re not sure how dangerous he could be. “Mate…” Green moaned at your door. “(Y/N).”

Now you were on first name basis with him. You texted Charlotte back. She tried to call. Green banged on the door. You put the phone on silent.

“Mate!” Green sounded like he was in pain. Should you go to him or was it another trick?

You slowly treaded out of the closet and walked out to your bedroom door. You didn’t see Green’s shadow underneath it. You took a deep breath, counted to three, and swung the door open. Green was gone.

Crash!

Green burst into your bedroom through the window behind you. Mind you, this was the second floor.

“Green!” You shouted. Green was bleeding from the glass, shards sticking out of his skin. Green looked down at you with his trademark crazy smile. He had a long scratch mark across his forehead. He pointed at it.

“Cat!” He stated.

“What are you doing here? You belong in the zoo!”

Green bent down to his knees and hugged your legs, just like back at the zoo. Oh, you couldn’t be mad at him (Charlotte will). He was too cute.

“What do you want? I don’t have any boba tea.” You said.

“Friend. I want my mate.” He replied. This Rat seriously needed a bath. He smelled like the garbage left outside. You gagged a bit.

“When was the last time you bathed?”

Green smelled his underarms, coughed, and shrugged his shoulders.

“You need one now.”

An hour later, after forcing him into the shower and cleaning up his wounds, Green was bundled on the floor with all the blankets you had in the house. He kept whimpering permission to sleep with you.

“No! You sleep there and I sleep here.” You reminded him.

Green growled and hopped into bed with you.

“Green—”

“Sleep with mate.” Green made himself comfortable in your covers and fell fast asleep.

Finally, you have six hours before you had to wake up again and return Green to the zoo.

“You’re telling me Green escaped just to sleep with you?” Sydney asked. 

You smirked. “Yep, that’s it. And it wasn’t like that!”

“You’re lying. I’m sure you---”

“Sydney.” Rodney interrupted.

“I’m just saying. It’s like when Joe messed around with a Hanzo last year.”

“Sydney, could you not?” Joey hissed. Rodney stare down at him.

“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that,” Rodney said.

Joey stared down at the ground; his cheeks red with embarrassment. Sydney only giggled.

The four of you were back at the Rat terrain, watching Newbies attempting to bathe the Junkrats. The Rats keep running away from the frustrated initiates and flinging their soap bars at them. Rodney walked over to straighten them out.

“Oi, mate!” Green ran towards you and gave you a bottle of boba tea. You patted his head.

“He’s so sweet to you.” Sydney cooed.

“(Y/N), you know mating season’s coming, right?” Joey mentioned.

“It is?”

“Now you mention it!?” Sydney shrieked.

Before you could respond, Green lounged towards you and bit your neck. He only cackled at your surprised reaction. A bit of blood dripped down your shoulder. “My mate.” He declared. The other Junkrats jumped and groaned with disappointment. Seems like they wanted you for themselves too.

Sydney escorted you to the range rover. “We have to get you out of here before Green gets super freaky with you.” She said.

Joe tried to hold Green back. “Get (Y/N) out of here!” He yelled.

You glanced back as Joey wrestled Green to the ground. Rodney came in and the two tried to hold Green still so you can escape.

Sydney stomped on the accelerator and sped off from the site.

“Love ya, mate!” Green shouted.

You could only smile and wave back. You caressed the bite marks on your neck. 

Your close encounter with the wild wasn’t so bad.

                                                  THE END

<---Chapter Two

[woojungkook]

✨🌸Spring is coming🌸✨ Go out on cute lil dates with your mutuals. Tag one for each and tell them why you chose them. (coffee date, concert date, hiking date, zoo date, picnic date)

this is so so cute!! tyty for asking!! 

probably going to stretch these a little…

- coffee date ↠ @gsvnrewind and i would hit up some hipster coffee shop in the city where we went to college, and we’d be sure to take aesthetic pictures for the ‘gram. jaebum would be proud! after this we’d stuff our faces with carne asada fries, surf n turf burritos, fish tacos, adobada tacos with pineapple (ONLY AT YOU-KNOW-WHERE TIFF). then we’d walk it off at that one huge park. at night we’d get bulgogi fries and watermelon soju YUM. for dessert, we’d eat this cake that has the same name as one of vixx’s songs. you don’t understand how PRETTY this cake is. it’s absolutely EXTRAORDINARY wow i’m drooling just thinking about it. we’d be full at the end of the night but we’d still top it all off with brick toast and boba. gosh i am so hungry now

- concert date ↠ @darlingjbum, @imjaebeomtrash, and i would have so much fun seeing got7 together!! we’d wave our ahgabongs like crazy and just scream and cry together all night. we’d be lucky enough to get hi-touch tickets and kdljsfkd just the thought of it makes me sweat. kat and i would be so nervous that we’d push steph to go first so we could have a few extra seconds to collect ourselves lol. steph would take forever talking to jackson again but i won’t even complain because damnit i’m still super nervous and i don’t want it to be my turn yet. steph would sweet talk jaebum with her korean and idk i’d just make a fool of myself and simply say h-h-hi to him. facepalm. || @babyjungwoo and i would see nct together! how blessed we’d be to see 18 of our favorite boys on one stage!! we’d try to track jungwoo’s every move and i’d laugh when he does the lizard dance. he’d really show off his sweet, innocent charm during his ment and i’d be like GROSS STOP IT YOU 21yo BABY MY SWEET BABY ANGEL I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH. hazel would probably be like u dumb baby ur so cute i lov u. our jaws would be so sore at the end of the night from smiling so hard yEP

- hiking date ↠ @youngjaesloudlaugh and i would go on that one hike with that infamous pole at the end. i’d have to stop at every bench cause i’m sooo out of shape, but thankfully i know jess wouldn’t leave me behind! once we finally reach the top after my bajillion breaks, we’d take a picture with The pole because pics or it didn’t happen right. i’d be extra motivated to head back down because i’d be thinking about the boba we’d be rewarding ourselves with. actually before boba, i’d want a poke bowl or an acai bowl! maybe even hot pot lol

- zoo amusement park date ↠ i’m afraid of animals so the zoo wouldn’t exactly be my cup of tea lol. anyway @savewhaliens and i would probably go to a disney-themed park! nene is very crafty so she’d make her own yellow minnie ears. i have a pair that i DIY-ed a few years ago so i’d just use that again :’) i might have to drag her on a couple roller coasters because i wouldn’t want to go alone! we’d get some ice cream on main street and some churros at some point too. i’d beat her at toy story mania, hands down. we’d take in the fireworks at night and just let our feet breathe a little bit because we’d probably have 25k steps in already ouch. we’re good sisters so we’d buy some candy apples and keychains for our siblings and then we’d end our day with funnel cake. i love funnel cake.

- picnic date ↠ @parkhabits and i would have a huge picnic feast to celebrate being licensed (thinking a bit ahead heh)!! after stuffing our faces, we’d lie down and stare at the sky while gushing on and on about an angel bunny named jeon jungkook. honestly i feel like we’d bond a lot about life in general. we’d think back about how much work it’s taken to where we’re at now. we’ve learned and grown so much these past few years, and it was tough at times (read: most times) but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right? and we’d be super thankful for all the love and support we’ve received over the years because we wouldn’t have made it without our loved ones being our rock. am i describing Begin? kinda maybe :/ we love jjk ok

[curtainedknives]

In regards to;;MEMES| | Date?? ? ?? ??

Send me “Date?” and i’ll answer…

LOL YUURI ARE YOU CHEATING

Who asks for it:

[ ] Your muse asks mine 

[x] My muse asks yours (Definetely, it may have been a joke to begin with, but like no one expected Yuuri to respond with such conviction? Wait, or was he just saying something in Japanese and Salim just got it wrong? Still not sure if they’re dating or not here)

Type of date:

[x] Platonic Date (This goes without saying, they do pretty chill things - in fact yeah Salim’s starting to think that he’s right… he must have misread the reaction and actually things are just normal and they’re not going out; thats okay though. Salim doesn’t mind - it was just a joke anyway?…..And yet, what is this feeling of disappointment?)

[x] Romantic Date (But yanno, there’s no clarity, so Salim goes and does what he does best. Casual ‘accidental’ finger touches, shoulder bumps and let’s not forget they go on cute little animal visits together? Dates checking on all those cats yanno?)

[ ] First Date

[ ] Double date with: _____ & ______

Location for the date:

[x] Movies• [ ] Romantic Comedy • [ ] Adventure Movie• [x] Animation (Pixar/Disney) (ITS USUALLY ANIMALS OR KIDS, CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHY SALIM HAS A HARD TIME? HE CRIES A LOT, CRIES SO MUCH AND POOR YUURI IS THERE TRYING TO MAKE SURE THE POPCORN DOESN’T GET SOAKED)• [x] Horror (Salim does this just to take advantage of grabby scared people with him, but like what if Yuuri isn’t the kind to grab at other people? He literally sits there frozen, his glasses glazed and you can just tell he’s so freaked out. Salim’s used to people clinging to him when he does this so out of slight concern, he kind of just puts his hand on his to sort of awkwardly reassure him it’s okay? k thnx bye i didn’t plan this)• [x] Drama (Salim doesn’t like these kinds of movies mainly because he either guesses the entire case and gets it spot on or falls asleep - In his sleepiness he might drink from your cola though Yuuri, woops, he didn’t actually plan that indirect kiss - I am such trash for cliche tropes)• [ ] Buddy Movie• [ ] ___ (other options)

[x] Restaurant• [x] Expensive/High Class (Maybe Salim goes as his +1 to a fancy dinner for a sponsor or SOMETHING I’m NOT EVEN SURE?? but Salim is really awkward, he cleans up seriously well but he feels so coy in one, I mean he has done fancy high class but only on missions and it’s usually playing the part of staff. Like the whole time at the table he’s adjusting his collar and to make himself feel calmer goes through pictures of his cats and birds and his adopted zoo Gecko on his phone on the sly - please help him)• [X] Small and familiar• [x] Fast Food (Salim loves fast food, so bad that he’d be so dangerous for Katsuki-Katsuki and his athlete-bod-watching. Like he would offer him so much of his food and he grew up a poor arab kid on war-torn soil so don’t even think he gives a shit about spoon feeding him some of his food, or sharing his straw - plus he really wants Yuuri to try this pistachio flavoured boba tea)

[x] Nature• [ ] Beach• [x] Park (On a winter night were the park lake is iced over pls and Yuuri just casually skates pro man but he totally tries to get Salim to go on the ice but Sal refuses. He refuses but it’s too late he’s HANGING ONTO YUURI’S FOR DEAR LIFE AND MUTTERING ALL SORTS OF PRAYERS UNDER HIS BREATH BUT like hey this is nice, he’s skating wow he’s totally- bUT THEN YUURI LETS GO AND BAM HE GOES SLIDING DIRECTLY INTO A TREE - so romantic )• [ ] Forest   • [ ] …and having a picnic

[x] Visiting a Museum (Salim likes museums a lot - he sees them like a small bubble of the world because of them containing so many cultures and languages and it’s all preserved in glass and he gets a little starry eyed but he also gets trigger fever and goes for his camera STOP HIM BEFORE HE RUINS THE PAINTINGS)

[x] Visiting an amusement park (UH HE WILL WIN EVERY PLUSHIE? HE WILL ALSO ENJOY TAKING THAT COY LITTLE PIGLET ONTO EVERY SCARY RIDE)

[x] Visiting a haunted location (OH PLEASE, SALIM IS SO BAD AT THIS, HE’S SCREAMING PRAYERS IN ARAB and like even though I imagine Yuuri was freaked out to begin with, seeing ol’ Sal, tall, rough and dangerous SAL freaking out would actually calm him the fuq down. 

[x] Staying at home (There’s Yuuri, sitting on the couch, looking pretty damn cute after a shower and I’m so sorry because I’m doing this. Forgive me. But Salim would totally go at him with all evil intent but the dogs and the cats and the birds and pretty much the entire zoo would think that Sal’s tickling was a game and they animal kingdom would join in)• [x] Watching movies• [x] Playing Video Games (They don’t play versus games - they only play co op because Salim can’t handle that ‘losing crying face’ that happened that one time)• [x] Reading 

[x] Night time runs (Katsuki got to take Salim skating, so Salim gets to take him rooftop hopping and like, literally this is so dangerous but ‘just do it, I’ve seen you jump, you can totally nail this roof leap, I’m right here, I’ll catch you’ and like don’t listen, he could literally die but maybe he does jump and holy shit but he lands onto Salim and they crash onto the floor of the next roof. Salim’s faceplanted again HOW DID YOU DO THIS AGAIN?? Salim’s not even mad though, he’s so excited and he’s asking all the questions; ‘How’d it feel?’ ‘Doesn’t it feel like you’re jumping into the stars?’ ‘Doesn’t the wind hit you hard? Isn’t it amazing?’ AND YEAH I BET IT POSSIBLY FEELS A LITTLE LIKE THE FEELING OF SKATING.

The date might hopefully end with…

[x] …holding hands (Do not expect anything less; Salim is a dork and he loves holding hands)

[x] …a kiss (little feathered ones, all around Yuuri’s ears and nose because they go oh so red, it’s literally a target asking for Salim’s attention)

[x] …in bed ( Sure? But the zoo is easily jealous and therefore the entire bed is filled with animals napping all over eachother)

[x] …knowing each other better

[x] …sleepover between friends 

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[ ] ___ (other options)

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

Notes:

SORRY NOT SORRY, but if there’s anything you disagree with or think wouldn’t happen, feel free to shoot me a message. I’m always happy to change things to suit my roleplay partners!

[junkercrush]

“Wild Rat” Ch. 2

Stay With Me by junkercrush

Ch. 2 out of 3

Pairing: Wild!Junkrat x Gender-Neutral Zookeeper!Reader

Rating: SFW

Words: 1,451

Author’s Note: There are many Junkrats in this story. “Green” is your main Rat. ^_^

Chapter Two

You almost forgot how huge Overwatch zoo was. It made Blizzard World look like a small, local kiddie park. Zookeepers had to drive everywhere to tend to all the species in the park. If visitors didn’t feel like walking, there were free trolley rides, buses,  and rental bikes.

Charlotte made sure each wild being felt like they were back in their natural habitat. For the Rats, it was acres of desert terrain like the Australian Outback.

You drove out with Rodney and Joey to the area. The sun was already beating down upon your head. You fanned yourself furiously with a cheap paper fan Joey had given you.

“What are you doing?” Rodney asked as he parked the range rover. Joey was smearing his face with sunblock.

“Getting ready!” He said.

Rodney sighed. “We’re only going to be here no more than 15 minutes. (Y/N), can you help me with the coolers?”

You nodded and followed Rodney to the back of the vehicle. “What’s inside?” You asked.

“Peace offerings. You’ll find out soon.”

You, Joey, and Rodney went out to a small area surrounded by bare trees, tire swings, rusty sheds (Junkrat houses?), and a swimming hole. Rodney opened the coolers. Chilled, boba tea bottles nestled inside.

You looked around. Not a Rat in sight yet. “Where are they?”

Joey and Rodney took out small, white poppers from their pockets and tossed them to the ground. They popped instantly. Maniacal laughter echoed in the distance. Joey gives you some poppers. “They’re coming. Pop these.” He tells you.

You made your popping noises, and more laughter filled the terrain. You squint your eyes and see a pack of mangy Junkrats running towards your group. All of them have the same mechanical arm and leg replacements. Some of them wore peculiar costumes, others wore shorts of different colors.

“(Y/N), you’d want to stay close to me.” Rodney recommended.

You huddled closer to Rodney and Joey as the Junkrats surrounded you. They were jabbering incoherent sentences, something about bombs and fire. One Rat pointed at the coolers and dove in for their beverage rewards. Another Rat, dressed like a scarecrow, tried to run away with one cooler. The other Rats hissed at him and tackled him into the ground. Scarecrow screamed as the other Rats attacked him with their legs and fists.  You covered your mouth in horror. They were so ruthless!

“Geez, don’t kill each other.” Joe groaned and whipped out a spray bottle filled with water. The Rats calmed down in an instant. Scarecrow shoved the cooler back to Joey. He took one drink like everybody else.

Rodney counted the Rat pack. “Hmm, Joe? Have you seen Green?”

Both men pulled out their binoculars (you forgot yours) and searched the area. Rodney popped more little firecrackers. The Rats hopped excitedly in response.

“I don’t see him,” Rodney stated.

“Crap.” Joe sighed.

You stood close by the swimming hole and cautiously handed out bottles to the Rats. One wearing pink, patchy shorts wiggled its ears at you. Another Rat, dressed like a jester, sniffed you.

“H-Hi.” You said to the Jester. He snatched the bottle from you and ran to a tree, just to sit on a branch and stare down at you.

You turned to Joey. “Who’s Green?”

“One of our color-coded Rats. You can tell by their shorts.” Joey replied. He points to the pink shorts Rat happily sipping his drink by the swimming hole. “That’s Pinky.” And two others fighting over a bottle. Rodney sprays water at them. “That’s Yellow and Black. You get the drift.”

Jester yelps and points at the swimming hole. You follow his finger to a floating pair of green shorts. “Oh no.” You gasped.

Joey snatches the shorts out of the water. “Crap! Rodney, c’mere—”

A naked Rat springs out of the swimming hole and grabs you. “G’day, mate!” He yells.

You pushed him off of you and ran towards the range rover, screaming. He hops on your back cackling. The other Rats laugh and holler.

“Green!” Rodney shouts. “Off. Now.”

Green growls and hops off your back. He snatches his shorts from Joe and puts them on. 

“You all right?” Joey asks.

“Yeah.” You chuckled. Although Green scared the shit out of you, you found the scenario quite hilarious. It’s better than stepping on a mine or a bear trap.

Later, you handed more tea bottles to the Rats. Joey and Rodney introduced you to all of them, 11 in total. The Rats were all calm now, swinging on their tire swings, chattering, chewing on sticks, and napping.

Pinky rested on your lap. He whined for you to scratch his back. Now, here you are stuck with him. The other Rats were jealous, especially Green. He kept pacing back and forth from afar, huffing and kicking dirt. Rodney observed him, writing notes down on a clipboard.

“Looks like you’re getting along with them well,” Rodney commented to you. “At this pace, you’ll do well with the Reapers.”

You glanced at Joe. He cringed and mouthed “no” to you.

“I’ll think about it. I’ll have to ask Charlotte first.” You suggested.

Pinky finally woke up and scurried off to play with a beach ball with Scarecrow and Orange. Orange was the bald one thanks to a severe case of lice. Jester and Yellow hobbled towards you, sniffing you and petting your hair. They squealed with excitement as you offered them their fourth round of boba tea.

“How many times you feed the Rats?” You asked Rodney.

“About two to three times a week. They don’t eat and drink much.”

“You’ll know when they’re starving. They start screaming.” Joe added.

Jester and Yellow started cuddling up against you. Suddenly, the two growled and chomped their teeth at each other. “Hey, cut that out!” You ordered.

Rodney and Joe were about to take out their spray bottles again until Green arrived. He threw you over his shoulder and let out a terrible screech at the other Rats. You couldn’t see, but you heard Jester and Yellow run away, cowering with fright.

You tapped on Green’s back. “You can put me down.”

“No,” Green responded.

Joe stood in front of Green. “Put. (Y/N). Down.” You heard him spritz water at Green. Some trickle down your legs. Green didn’t budge. You didn’t think it wouldn’t work on him since he’s been hiding in the swimming hole not too ago.

“Green, it’s okay.” You whispered. You scratched his back, a trick you learned from Pinky. The Rats apparently loved it.

Green made a little purr and placed you back on your feet. He nudged his head against your shoulder. The other Rats stared with yearning.

“I believe it’s time for us to go.” Rodney declared.

Back in the rover, you looked back as you rode away from the Junkrats’ terrain. Green ran after the car as fast as his two mismatched legs could take him. Rodney, driving, slowly increased the speed. Green moved down to the ground, running on fours. You stared at him, surprised.  He was determined to get you. You never have seen a Junkrat do this, not even in all the wildlife documentaries you’ve watched about them.

You tapped the back of Rodney’s seat. “Hey, can we stop for a sec?” You asked. 

“If we do, Green will never let you leave,” Joey said.

You looked at Rodney. He didn’t reply, his sights focused on returning to the main zoo grounds.

The determined Rat was still after the car, speeding through the rover’s dust. His persistence made your heart sink. You grabbed a boba bottle from a cooler next to you and grabbed the car door handle. You’d jump out of a vehicle for an animal in need.

Rodney caught on to your plan in the rearview mirror and slammed on the breaks. “Go.” He muttered. Joey eyed you like you were crazy.

“Thank you.” You smiled and ran out of the vehicle.

Green sat on the ground, covered in dust waiting for you with a wide, toothy grin. You chuckled at the sight of his dirty face and wiped it off with a towel.

“Here.” You offered the boba bottle to Green. He took it and drank it all in one, long sip.

“Mate,” Green said as he hugged your legs. You petted his head then he ran off to join his pack.

You watched on until Rodney blew his car horn. “(Y/N), we’re going to meet the Meis. You’ll love them too!” He shouted.  You ran back to the rover and watched the Rat pack until you couldn’t see them no more.

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