#zabukisa

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Presumption

"What the hell do you mean, you're a were-shark?"

fandom: Naruto

rating: Teen and Up

relationships: Hoshigaki Kisame/Momochi Zabuza

characters: Hoshigaki Kisame, Momochi Zabuza

tags: AU - Creatures & Monsters, Were-Creatures, Flirting, Suggestive Themes, Alcohol

written for kisaween hosted by @kisames-corner. (prompt: monster love.)

[sameteeth]

i think kisame and zabuza are like. FWB kinda where they hooked up a lot when they were younger + freshly missing-nin but as they got older and matured a bit more they got closer and eventually for real fall in love.

[temari-i-i]

ik u ship kisaita, but i have this kisame au and i wnna share. basically he and zabuza dont leave kiri but instead join terumi mei in overthrowing the yondaime & changing kiri. they find haku and decide to raise her (i hc her as a trans lesbian) together and also fall in lov w each other. they r close w mei and at some point they decide to rebuild the swordsmen togehter. eventually haku & suigetsu r on a team together and zabuza is their sensei

I’m generally a jealous shipper (I get jealous on behalf of characters when they’re shipped with someone else) but actually if I were to consider shipping kisa with someone else it’d probably be zabuza and idk why? But anyway yeah they should all team up and fix kiri!!

[paraemu]

ok so au where zabuza and kisame join mei's revolution and adopt haku and fall in love

[beluageist]

ohoh I just got a new Kisame-related Anon in my inbox, plus the ZabuKisa ramblings I need to finish and a few other Kisame asks from forever ago so I think I’m gonna kick my ass into having a Shark-Man Appreciation Day soon >:B

[kururisa]

Okay idk how you feel about Kisame ships or crack ships, but...Zabuza/Kisame? They’d be terrible for each other and that’s fun imo

Yes indeed, I approve of the probably-nonfuctional ZabuKisa ship! I think they pose an interesting dynamic.

[sharkbroz]

Naruto Fleet Rule: List your top 10 Naruto ships in order and then tag 10 people you’re curious about.

Tagged by:  @frogprinceus

1. KushiZabu 2. ZabuKisa 3. KankuKiba 4. KakuHida 5. Pain & Konan 6. Asuma & Kiba

Tag: @kank-master-kuro @bigbarkdick @masshirohebi @zabuza-momochi

[nihilismbot]

Bruh zabuza/kisame for the meme please

Huh, never considered this pair

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Kisame. He thought it was funny. He thought it was less funny when Zabuza made him clean it.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Kisame. Zabuza didn’t even know he had a cat??? He’s some kind of fish man, why does he have a cat???who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Kisame. Eventually Zabuza retaliates and posts a few of Kisame, but it doesn’t bother Kisame which just makes Zabuza more angry about it.who breaks the most phones: Zabuza. Kisame is on his second phone and Kakuzu made it clear that he was NOT getting another.who dies first: Canonically, Zabuza. But he get’s better. Then worse.which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: Both? Neither of them have eaten dairy so either could be incapable of it.who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Zabuza thinks he’s really good and being a cold and heartless killing machine. But he’s more compassionate than that.who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Kisame. Zabuza was in no mood to have cold feet put on his leg!who uses the computer most: Com…puter????

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Wolves Guarding Sheep

"Stay quiet," Zabuza grunts. He grips Kisame's bare hips, blunt nails digging into blue-gray skin. "Do you want someone to hear?"

rating: Explicit

relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Momochi Zabuza

tags: Exhibit(ionism), Smut, Dirty Talk, Plot What Plot, Pre-Canon, Hoshigaki Kisame Has Two Penises

written for @naruto-smut-monday's march prompts

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Your Halo Slipping Down

"What is wrong with you?" Zabuza hisses. His voice is low, his eyes hard. Beneath his nose, fresh blood stains his bandages red. Tasting blood himself, Kisame grins; he hopes it shows on his teeth. "Did you get a promotion while I was gone? Because the last I knew, I didn't answer to you." (Or: Kisame is the sole survivor of yet another mission, and Zabuza wants answers. It gets messy.)

rating: Explicit

relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Momochi Zabuza

tags: Pre-Canon, Masochism, Sadism, First Time, Rough Sex, Anal Sex, Bloodplay, Breathplay, Choking, Biting, Scratching, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Hoshigaki Kisame Has Two Penises

written for kisame's birthday bang hosted by @kisames-corner

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Straight Answers

After hunting down a missing-nin, two of Kirigakure's deadliest shinobi celebrate—and learn more about each other than they may have anticipated.

rating: Explicit

relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Momochi Zabuza

tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Pre-Canon, First Time, Rough Sex, Frottage, Biting, Bloodplay, Hair-pulling, Scratching, Bisexual Kisame