#zero client

[pinkypastal]

Hoyo games badly summarised

Honkai impact 3rd: a very stressed lesbian's unrequited love for the universe she might destroy

Genshin impact: a series of side quests so elaborate they became the main quest

Honkai star rail: travelling the stars, running from criminal exes, killing God. the family business

Zenless zone zero: The job market is tough in the apocalypse

[myokk]

My urge to wear blue eyeshadow today was strong😣

[pituchini]

wont finish

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Tor Client (Anime Sickos):

Transgender transhumanist

Loves to jack in

Not a woman, not a man, something you could never understand

True form glorious and incomprehensible

Do you ache to be free of the mortal flesh? Are you trapped in a prison of meat and bone? Take Tor's hand and they will guide you into the boundless, divine realm of cyberspace, where you can be anything and anyone you can imagine

Father Liberty Hale (Zero Hours):

Pathetic 1700s reverend fooled into thinking this is the end times by a woman posing as a witch, winds up giving up the location of a priceless artifact and ends the show tied to a cross (because he asked to be). Pathetic, haughty, faithless, and tied up. A perfect character.

[slavicafire]

asked my manager if there's any news on the hotel situation for chicago - the reply I got is that there's not, because the US part of the company usually only greenlights hotels two-three weeks in advance.

but that I should be fine to book the london one for march. what??? WHAT LONDON IN MARCH

[cheriemariii]

what if I said junjou egoist is very squidbob coded

[evelynknightart]

Sketch Commission

Sketch (left) and right is tone added! Client's oc x Zenless Zone Zero's Anby Demara! first time trying to add a tone to the sketch, I will add an option for this in the form!<3

[zero-braincells-left]

smile of absolute derangement

[cpirits]

// Please note that I am a FAKE JJBA fan, Jotaro is my favorite (hence why he's a muse, but I never write him, not very confident... and no JoJo moots), and I've only watched up to pt3--Stardust Crusaders entirely, and this was... [checks my AniList] 2019. I have watched a tiny bit of pt4--Diamond Is Unbreakable [3eps], but it's too graphically different from it's predecessors for me to get into, I might give it a few more years...

[chromatophorium]

Okay. It'll keep this Detco shitpost actually short. But I just experienced the biggest whiplash between the most not fun and the most fun Anime Only episodes.

So. I watched 1153-1154, which has a Scooby Doo Crime™. Most boring shit ever. Even the fight scenes are boring. Kogoro literally walks up to the culprit in the most boring shots, in what is supposed to be the climactic fight scene, ever then defeats them. (Culprit is also... motive-weird. And the mystery isn't that fair.)

Then comes 1155. Starts kinda slow, but when it starts up every other shot is awesome and dynamic, even in talking scenes. Also it's peak Detco silly. (Not on par with Hanazawa but probably as silly as official Detco anime is gonna get.) Lovely. Probably the most I've enjoyed watching Detco in a LONG time.

[thebutchprinxe]

everyone wish my luck for my first solo sunday coordinating 🙏🏼 🤞🏼

[deputyrook]

I’ve been working my ass off on this trial and defence hasn’t responded to any of my emails. If his guy shows up and pleads tomorrow I s2g I’m gonna flip a table

[indecisivelesbian]

when i was in a level psychology my teacher once asked my class how long we thought we had left before our species went extinct. most of us gave variations in the realm of thousands of years, but my friend said it would be within this century. when we asked her why she just said 'idk i just don't think we're going to last much longer' and we all laughed it off and said she was just being pessimistic. but now i see the way the world is absolutely refusing to respond to climate change the way it needs to and i think she was right.

[secondjulia]

"I’m very concerned about my client’s right to a fair trial in this case.  He’s being prejudiced by some statements that are being made by government officials. Like every other defendant, he’s entitled to a presumption of innocence. But unfortunately the way this has been handled so far his rights are being violated. And as you know, Your Honor, there’s a wealth of case law guaranteeing his rights to a fair trial, but none of the safeguards have been put in place yet here — in fact it’s just the opposite of what’s been happening. 

He’s a young man, and he is being treated like a human pingpong ball between two warring jurisdictions here.

These federal and state prosecutors are coordinating with one another at the expense of him. They have conflicting theories in their indictment, and they are literally treating him like he is some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle. 

He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career. It was absolutely unnecessary. He’s been cooperative with law enforcement. He’d been in custody for over a week. He waived extradition. He was cooperative at all accounts. There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles — that frankly I had no idea it was in their arsenal — and to have all the press there the media there. It was perfectly choreographed. 

And what was the New York City Mayor doing at this press conference, Your Honor? That just made it utterly political. And as your honor knows under Loro v. Charles, the Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit has held it to be clearly established that these staged perp walks to the media unrelated to a legitimate law enforcement objective is unconstitutional. And I submit that there was zero law enforcement objective to do that sort of perp walk. There’s absolutely no need for that whatsoever. 

And frankly, Your Honor, the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded dealing with his own issues. And, frankly, I submit that he was just trying to detract from those issues by making a spectacle of Mr. Mangione. 

And there are consequences to this. 

He has a right to a fair trial. And I just want to put on the record statements that the mayor made publicly about my client. Nothing saying “alleged” for example. And he said “I wanted to send a strong message with the police commissioner that we’re leading from the front. I’m not just going to allow him to come into our city. I wanted to look him in the eye and state ‘You carried out this terrorist act in my city, the city of New York that I love.’” And he wanted to show symbolism. 

Your Honor, he’s not a symbol. He’s somebody who is afforded the right to a fair trial. He’s innocent until proven guilty. And the mayor was talking to jurors — future potential jurors that elected him. Those are the people that elected him that he is talking to and calling this man a terrorist.

So, Your Honor, I just want to make a record of this and put everyone on notice that this has to stop, and my client is entitled to a fair trial and the presumption of innocence."

From the CNN stream (weird video)

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[inkskinned]

it's easier to apply for jobs than ever! so what if you lost your insurance, anyone can get a job these days, even without meds. everyone is hiring! there's a "good employee" shortage!

well you just need to revamp your resume, here's a paid app subscription that can read it for you. rewrite the cover letter they won't read. google jobs in my area and then scrawl through Monster/Indeed/worbly. did you want to save the search? this was posted 98 days ago. over 1 billion applicants! this position is trending.

jobs i actively like doing and get paid for. your search returned no results. easy-apply with HireSpin! easy apply with SparkFire! easy apply with PenisFlash! with a few short clicks, get your information stolen.

watch out! the first 98 links on google are actually scams! they're false postings. oopsie. that business isn't even hiring. that other one is closed permanently. find one that looks halfway legit, google the company and the word "careers". go to their page. scroll past brightly-lit diversity stock photo JOIN US white sans serif. we are a unique, fresh, client-focused stock value capitalism. we are committed to excellence and selling your soul on ebay. we are DRIVEN with POWER to INNOVATE our greed. yippee! our company has big values of divisive decision making, sucking our dicks, and hating work-life balances. our values are to piss in your mouth. sign here and tell us if you have gender issues so we can get ahead of the sexual harassment claim. are you hispanic although let's be real we threw out the resume when we saw your last name.

sign up to LinkHub to access updates from this company. make a HirePlus account to apply. download the PoundLink app. your account has been created, click the link we sent you in 15 minutes. upload that resume. we didn't read the resume, manually fill in the lines now. what is your expected pay grade. oh actually we want hungry people, not people driven by a salary. cut a zero off that number, buddy, this is about opportunity, and we need to be thrifty. highest level of education. autofill is glitching. here is an AI generated set of questions. what is your favorite part of our sexy, sexy company. how do you resolve conflict. will you get our company logo tattooed on your person. warning: while our CEO is guilty of wage theft, we will absolutely refuse to hire a nonviolent felon.

thank you for your interest at WEEBLIX. we actually already filled this position internally. we actually never had that posting. we actually needed you to have 9 years of experience and since you have 10 years we think it might be too many? we'll be texting you. we'll email you. we'll keep your resume. definitely absolutely we won't just completely ignore you. look at your phone, there's already a spam text from Bethany@stealyouridentity. they're hiring!

wait, did you get an interview? well that's special, aren't you lucky. out of 910 jobs you applied to, one answered, finally. and funny story! actually the position isn't exactly as advertised, we are looking for someone curious and dedicated. it's sort of more managerial. no, the pay doesn't change - you won't have any leadership title. now take this 90 minute assessment. in order to be a dog groomer, we need you to explain cell biology. in order to be a copyeditor, write a tiny dissertation about the dwindling supply of helium on the planet. answer our riddles three. great job! we just need to push this up to Tracy in HR who will send it to Rodney who is actually in charge. and then of course it's jay's decision and then greg will need to see you naked and if you survive you'll be given a drug test and a full anal examination.

and of course you'll be hungry this whole time, aren't you, months and months of the same shit. months of no insurance, no meds, no funding, barely able to afford the internet and the phone and the rent - all things you need in order to even apply for our thing. but do it again! do it again and again and again, until you flip inside out and turn into a being of pure dread!

you're not hired yet because you're lazy. there's over one million AI-generated hallucinated jobs in your area. don't worry. with zipruiter, hiring and firing is easier than ever. sign up. stay on-call.

in the meantime, little peon - why don't you just fucking suffer.