#zlatan ibrahimovic

[dybalassunshine]

Some more of these because why the hell not :)

[kachoobu]

"Non respiro ma va bene. Tanti ricordi e tante emozioni qua. Prima volta che sono arrivato al Milan mi avete dato felicità, la seconda volta mi avete dato amore. Voglio ringraziare la famiglia e tutti quelli che mi stanno vicino. Voglio ringraziare la mia seconda famiglia: i giocatori. Voglio ringraziare mister e staff per la responsabilità. Voglio ringraziare i dirigenti per l'opportunità data. Ultima, ma non per importanza, voglio ringraziare i tifosi".

[playingmyselfafiddle]

[hermywolf]

[d-xs]

Leo Messi being hugged protectively

[0alanasworld0]

SERGIO STOP

[sorceresski]

The feminine urge to be their problematic young girlfriend

[namsoek]

ㅤㅤ zlatan🤝 zava scoring a scorpion kick goal

[nahkyl]

Papa Sergio and Daddy Ibra (ft. baby Kyky and Rafa).

by @/gua_swee on twitter (CW : they have some nsfw art)

[dybalassunshine]

Yeah, they're still living, breathing memes<3

[kachoobu]

[e-electra]

AC MILAN as REDUCTRESS headlines.

[kallypsos]

rafael leão and zlatan ibrahimović (june 4, 2023)

[nosugarallspice]

Masterlist

Football

Jude Bellingham

Ruben Dias

Erling Haaland

Kylian Mbappe

Darwin Nuñez

Neymar Jr

Trent Alexander Arnold

Andy Robertson

Jack Grealish

Virgil Van Dijk

Giovanni Reyna

Christian Pulisic

John Stones

Zlatan Ibrahimović

Lucas Paquetá

Hector Bellerin

Diego Lainez

Alejandro Balde

Josko Gvardiol

Ricardo Pepi

Star Wars

Anakin Skywalker

Kylo Ren

Darth Vader

People

Hayden Christensen

Formula One

Daniel Ricciardo

[kvaradonaa]

inter zlatan was the hottest zlatan, but y'all aren't ready for this convo yet

[liverpool-enjoyer]

soccer players playing fnaf

leo: this fucking robot. gets jumpscared n doesnt FLINCH.

ney: yknow leo? the exact opposite. hears chica fucking around in the kitchen n goes ASDHSDJKFDLHLADGKSLJ;SFKHLG

sergio on night one: “you fuckers are actually scared of this crap? grow up.”

sergio on night five: “hold my fucking hand lukita”

haaland: thinks the animatronics are really cute!! doesnt grasp the concept that, no, you CANT be their friends, now hurry up n close your door before bonnie gets your ass. is genuinely sad when phone guy dies on night five.

luis: has violent reactions to jumpscares. foxy got him cause he didnt check pirates cove enough n he literally punched leo in the face. it wasnt even on purpose. thats jus his fear response. n leo happened to be the poor soul sitting next to him.

luka: has a tough exterior. flips through the cameras with a total straight face even though inside hes shaking like a leaf. just covers his face n lets out a little “eep!” when he gets jumpscared.

mbappe: this dude has all the questions. “but why do they wanna kill me?” “why do i keep coming back to this job?” “what happened to the guy on the phone?” Dies the most.

klopp: doesnt let his boys play bc a “game abt dead children being stuffed into animatronics doesnt have any positive messages.” im sorry but hes a dad through n through.

mourinho: doesnt play but has VERY LENGTHY debates w pep abt the lore. thinks the cutscene at the end of fnaf 4 depicts the bite of ‘87. (IT DOESNT)

zlatan: jumpscares the animatronics.