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bless i try to write fluff and it becomes angst. i try to write angst (a little vengeance, as a treat) and now they're buying waffles i. what is happening. why am i dunking on chicken and waffles. i've never had chicken and waffles. also why is this all happening in a john wick au,

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sadly did not make it but issoki i'll post it in a bit after i take a shower. COLLECTION TIME :DDDDDD i am going to track you down fellow messageboard peeps -zoinks

tracking you all down like a wolf (haha get it?)

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push push push woo! hint that mine is about siblings and also will be missing the part 2 where everything comes together. because I HAVENT WRITTERN THE PART 2 YET ahem gonna get part 1 80% good and done. part 2 in two to three weeks i can stop stressing bout it. anyway hello fellow crammers how do you do -zoinks

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1. hugs to you anon!! 2. ah yes, the sweet rush of last-day cramming. nostalgia! i am having a lot of fun and apparently just jumping in is a method that produces consistent (finished) results, so that's good to know 3. good luck fellow last minute writers heheh -zoinks

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!! i forgot to sign post. twas me, zoinks!! how's it going? it's going !! :DDD tbh tho this could really help me bide time as i wait for main fic motivation to return from the war. scrolling through notes app for stuff i could continue for this and already i see some cool stuff so!!

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been distracted by other events... but what if. what if i wrote a oneshot in two days. surely. i am a bit out of motivation for my main fic. so what if. i COULD

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🦌 anon tbh that's a cool writing concept, a fic that just goes on as long as the writer still can/wants to, the adventure continues but on page. can deffo remember moments when i'd wish this one fic would just never end... -zoinks

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herosonas???? treebark children??? woag. if we be doing herosonas i would like to be the one with normie clothes who has a (filled with opaque liquid) fishbowl over their head. it's fine! drinks go up top! uh. many things have happened since i last checked this messageboard and tis SO COOL -zoinks

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just watched john wick 4 and have i mentioned i love these movies. heheh. anyway imma need to do a second draft now i am reinvigorated -zoinks

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!! goodluck icarus and would love to see candyland poetry -zoinks

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also congrats candyland and icky!! wahoo -zoinks

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also in honor of this messageboard they are now doing the opposite of dunking on chicken and waffles, they are praising chicken and waffles, while ignoring the fact one of them has just done a massacre. it's okay they're just codependent crime buddies -zoinks

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brain stop giving me new characterization tidbits and let me finish editing this twoshot challenge /silly i'm having a lot of fun with this fic, but also it only has a tangential connection to the john wick setting. look i just needed a spy setting and i can't help the fact i love it for some reason oki -zoinks

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sometimes i wonder how is what i write different from romance like seriously the only real limits i put are no kissing and blushing (personal preference), they are getting married, what is the difference. then i open up an actual romance fic and go Ah. Okay. I need not worry, Actually! (- zoinks) (the fact im aroace may have something to do with this)

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righto so 1. all the pet death is to be saved for pearl's side of the au, who would i be as a pearl truther if i didn't put her in john wick's role, all this for a dog ahem 2. ?????? i leave to eat lunch and everyone has death counts on their wips. what. i mean. i also have a death count but it's mostly background characters so who am i to judge? slay, literally, i guess??

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