#zosan fic idea

[zyannsworld]

It was the worst day for Zoro’s heart as he learned his mate was kidnapped, marrying someone else, and perhaps never going to see him again. Taking his frustration on others was the only thing to keep himself from shading tears

Guess who rewatched Zou arc? 😭

[bidisastersanji]

Canon-ish AU where by some weird misalignment of stars Sanji is the only one on the crew who doesn’t know the ship cat that he can’t always find is actually Zoro who sometimes shapeshifts into that form.

From Zoro’s perspective the cook is really weird because sometimes he’ll feed him some nice fish cuts and cuddle and pet him and let him nap on/near him, tell him about his day in a soft, pleasant voice- and then the next moment (he doesn’t have enough brain cells to réalise the difference in treatment is linked to what form he’s in) he’s being kicked and he’s « in the way » for napping in the galley and stealing food from the kitchen and called a « shitty marimo ».

Make up your fucking mind curly 😤( He must be some kind of tsundere or something, he thinks. Well, he’ll come around someday. Zoro is a patient man)

So Zoro is annoyed at Sanji for his hot and cold treatment and Sanji doesn’t understand why Zoro just doesn’t ever learn not to do certain things and sometimes acts weird and a bit affectionate, gets more tactile (and also wonders where the cute little kitty disappears to)

Meanwhile Nami, Robin and Usopp figured out that Sanji for some goddamn reason doesn’t know the cat is also Zoro and are biding their time and giggling whenever they see Sanji pet Zoro on his lap, giving each other knowing smiles.

More and more quid pro quos about Zoro and his cat form pile up- making it funnier and funnier that Sanji hasn’t made the connection, until one day Zoro turns into his human form in the middle of a nap on Sanji’s lap and Sanji suddenly has a lap full of swordsman with his head nestled in his neck.

[biohazard-inevitable]

Obsessed with Zoro giving one of his earrings to Sanji when they get married and I’m ever so grateful to all the fanartists that add that in subtly to their fanarts it eats me up so much its so cute but I have yet to see a comic about HOW that conversation ended up going like oh my god could you just imagine:

“Cook, come here.” Zoro hummed, sliding his hand effortlessly around the blonde’s waist to spin him in his direction.

“Zoro?! The fuck are you trying this time mosshead?” Sanji would almsot chuckle, venom gone from his voice as a faint smile parted his lips and he turned to face his new husband.

“Mh, you mentioned you had your ears pierced on Momorio, right?” Zoro smirked, taking Sanji’s left ear in between his fingers and inspecting it with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

“Yeah, but what’s that got to do with anything?”

“Hold still.”

Sanji rolled his eyes at the command, but held still nontheless as he stared lovingly at his husband, watching the way his face wrinkled in concentration, tongue ever so faintly jutting out like a toddler about to go cross-eyed from how hard they were focusing as he felt the cool metal slide into the hole in his ear. Something faintly jingled as the light sensation of metal grazed against his neck, an earring, obviously.

“A gift hm? And you arent even gonna let me see it before you slot it in huh?” Sanji scoffed with a laugh, waggling his eyebrow teasingly as he continued. “Reminds me of our wedding might you dog.”

“Oh come on,” Zoro laughed, giving Sanji a soft kiss before stepping back to admire his work. “I think it looks lovely on you. Better than on me.”

“What are you on about this time Marimo?” Sanji snickered before his eyes trailed over to Zoro’s earrings, finding there to only be two, and then it clicked. “Zoro- you didn’t.”

“Cause I couldn’t get you that ring.” Zoro shrugged with a soft smile. “Besides, I think it means more this way.”

“Gods above Zoro, what ever did I do to be as lucky as having someone like you?” Sanji sighed after a heavy moment of silence, stepping forward to plant a long, passionate kiss upon the swordsman’s lips. “I love you so much.”

“Love you too, Sanji.”

Y’know????? Like- idk just spitballin here.

[swirlymarimo]

Au idea:

Restaurant owner/Chef Sanji and his newly hired Bartender Zoro.

If I didn't have like four half written fics I would dive headfirst into this one.

[oceansonland]

Merfolk zosan idea..

To which a group of pirates barge into the Baratie knowing that Zeff used to be a pirate, and that he’s more likely to take their request than most other people.

The request being the creation of a dish using a… special ingredient they found.

Naturally the request is refused, and the pirates are drawn out; but what are they supposed to do with the fish-man?

[hydine]

Zosan au? 🫠 Where 19yo Zoro fights a young Mihawk and gets that gnarly chest-scar. A healer takes care of him, but Zoro is an egoistic little shit, and turns on the healer as soon as he could move, and gets cursed into being a tiger who can't die (but can still get injured) and won't age, unless he finds someone who he'd die for.

The same year, Sanji was born.

After a few years Zoro manages to get caught by Germa for being strong and immortal, meets little Sanji in the cells. Zoro makes an impression on Sanji for being docile, and in turn Sanji makes an impression on Zoro for being kind, as the smol boi always shares his food.

They eventually flee Germa together and end up with Zeff. Sanji gives the tiger the name Marimo, because his fur color is the same as mossballs he saw in the book (and ofc he can't know his real name, because tigers can't talk). Marimo is a menace on the Baratie, as he can't walk around freely, in fear of Germa still searching for him (but not for Sanji), but somehow they manage. Marimo watches Sanji grow up and was there through all his highs and lows.

Then they eventually meet Luffy, and shortly after, Mihawk enters the scene, who recognizes Zoro. After the fight with Don Krieg, Zeff and Mihawk share a drink (old friends), and Mihawk tells Zeff all about Zoro. Mihawk doesn't know anything about the curse, but he just knows it's the green-haired swordsman from his youth, an actual human. Sanji was caught eavesdropping.

Zeff kicks Sanji out, along with his pet tiger, telling them to find a way to break the curse. They sail with Luffy. Luffy apparently understands tiger Zoro, as if he were human, even manages to talk Nami into buying swords for Zoro, and he actually fights with one in his mouth.

With time, Sanji starts to doubt what would happen if they really find a way to break the curse. If Marimo would stay or not. Luffy assures Sanji that it's fine, he's recruited the both of them after all, so Zoro will have to stay.

Eventually, Thriller Bark happens 🫠 Where Sanji is the first to offer his life, but Zoro still knocks him out, because he wanted to save Sanji.

The curse is broken.

(Whatever happens next, I leave to more skilled fanfic authors 👀)

[gerandor]

A one piece x satsuriko no tenshi crossover. Where Zoro is Zack and Sanji is Rachel. Other one piece characters occupy the building as God and other angels, but i haven’t yet decided on them. The focus is on zosan and their death pact.

Zoro is terrible at figuring out his way out of the building but is good at fighting. Sanji is the brain of the breaking out operation. He makes a pact with Zoro. “I’ll help you get out of here if you promise to kill me at the end.” And zoro agrees and makes sure Sanji doesn’t get killed by anyone but him. Along the way, they learn to trust each other and Zoro realizes that he likes Sanji too much to kill him. Even after he realizes that Sanji isn’t a sacrifice but an angel himself. Even after he realizes that sanji had killed his father and his brothers (i know. It’s uncharacteristic behavior for sanji but it has to be this way for the crossover to make sense). Zoro finds out that Sanji’s father and brothers have been abusive to him and Sanji is grappling with a lot of self worth issues and thinks he deserves to die for his sins.

Anyway, they finally make it out after the building collapses behind them. And when Sanji asks Zoro to honor their oath and kill him…zoro confesses instead.

[oksurethisismyname]

Idea: Zosan figure Skater / hockey AU except instead of being an athlete, Sanji is an athletic nutritionist and licensed dietician who is recommended to Zoro by Luffy (hockey player)

Sanji still does kick boxing or whatever leg based fighting thing but for fun. Sanji does not skate (maybe Vinsmoke trauma?)

Their first interaction is Sanji doing a “what’s your normal eating habits” intake form and losing his ever loving SHIT that Zoro exclusively eats rice + chicken + brocoli

Moment when Zoro realizes his feelings? Immediately, as soon as sanji gives him even a little sass

Moment that makes sanji realize his feelings? Zoro teaching him how to skate (nearly falls on his ass, zoro catches him, cue blushing eye contact)

Unnecessary Conflict that gets them to confess: Sanji comes by the rink on a whim to watch Zoro practice, sees Zoro skating with Perona and misinterprets their on ice pairs skating chemistry for romantic chemistry. He later avoids Zoro outside of necessary interactions. when zoro asks him why he’s acting weird, Sanji confesses he feels awkward because he didn’t realize Zoro was seeing someone and that he’s embarrassed he was so unprofessional (flirty) in his interactions with Zoro. Cue Zoro “wait you were flirting with me” and “ I’m not like WITH perona! She’s my partner not my PARTNER.”

[thekaiserroll]

Hug

It's nearly impossible to have a quiet and peaceful day with the crew, like the strawhats. Nami is mostly used to the noise on Going Merry but one day she gets fed up with Zoro and Sanji arguing. Not only are they extremely loud, but they've also already broken way too many things during their fights.

She decides that If they want to act like brats, then she's going to treat them as such. So she makes them apologize and hug each other in silence for an hour. None of them are happy about this punishment, but Nami threatened to raise Zoro's debt, and Sanji couldn't say no to her. It could be worse.

It's awkward enough for them to not incite any fight for a long time and Nami is quite proud of herself. She knows it won't last forever but at least now she knows how to handle them. It inevitably happens again. And again. And again.

Much to her surprise, those fights became more and more frequent. And what's even weirder is that she could see the way both Zoro and Sanji occasionally glanced at her to make sure she was nearby. It's almost as if they wanted someone to make them hug each other. As if they needed an excuse.... these idiots.

Soon, they don't even need Nami's help. When they aren't busy training, cooking or fighting, they cuddle together. Sometimes Luffy or Chopper would join them, but most of the crew knew it was their time.

After two years spent separately, they became extremely clingy. It's no surprise when they start sleeping in the same bed. What is surprising is that despite them behaving like a lovey-dovey couple, those oblivious idiots are STILL unaware of each other's feelings.

[glassedplanets]

i am still soooo charmed by that one set of eyecatchers

[sillypiratelife]

I need a fanfic when Sanji and Zoro are already together where Sanji mentions that Zoro wouldn't survive Sanji going full romance mode and Zoro, who can never lose ever, says to bring it on he's ready who is Sanji taking him for.

That's when stoned faced Sanji turns back, opens a cabinet and pulls the thickest notebook ever to be witnessed, puts it on the tablet and grins in a way Zoro can feel his entire body heating up and sweating.

Of course Sanji color codes his date ideas and has them separate by weather and time of the day. He is a maniac like that. He has a degree system from barely more than a friendly outing to a heavy full romance level that's meant for the person to lose their mind. There are graphics of how much each date could cost and how many people would be involved and of course, the corresponding dishes.

It only occurs to Sanji to be self-conscious when Zoro's about to find the tiny scrapbook where Sanji writes the date ideas specifically meant for Zoro. He started writing those before they were together, okay? It's a bit like your crush finding the notebook where you write his name covered in hearts and stars. His blush is what convinces Zoro to do it, because now he knows Sanji is very excited and he's kinda sad that Sanji didn't ask for it before. Zoro's been working on helping Sanji be less insecure about what he wants, helping him see that it's totally okay to want things because he deserves them, no matter what his traumas are telling him.

[zyannsworld]

ZoSan separated in Zou 😭💙💚 part 2

Luffy could tell how much Zoro holding it in after Sanji left. After Luffy tells Zoro to trust in his captain and calls him vice-captain, Zoro lets out all the emotions he’s been hiding

[bidisastersanji]

Everyone has seen those those Reddit posts where men force their girlfriends to open the relationship and then get mad when she’s the one who ends up enjoying herself and they don’t find anyone interested in them- that but with Zoro and Sanji 👀

Sanji is in a toxic relationship with Pudding and she gives him an ultimatum- either open the relationship (and let her keep cheating on him) or break up

Our poor boy is so desperate- he agrees.

Now. Right after she forces this on him they go to a house party at Luffy’s and the news spreads kind of fast. Nami goes to Zoro and rants about it to him (Sanji’s friends hate Pudding) and she says she hopes this will finally be what breaks those two up. Despite being in similar circles Zoro and Sanji haven’t interacted much, but he’s had a small crush on him- he’s exactly his type (fiery, strong fighter, nice ass and legs, kind, earnest)

Sanji, bless him, is surprised that quite a few people are flirting and interested in him at this party- with Pedro making a very obvious pass at him after lighting his cigarette in the most homoerotic way possible, and Ace telling him the news of his opened relationship are a dream come true for him and that he’s been waiting for an opportunity to get a taste (he does the call me sign haha)

Sanji’s flattered and flushed a bit from the embarrassment and the alcohol (he’s trying to drown the sorrow about Pudding and her sleeping with other people away). Eventually he starts letting it get to him and he confidently joins the dance floor and has fun with his friends.

(Pudding is seething from all the attention he’s getting, and for the fact that his friends have managed to cheer him up a bit, ie he’s not fretting over her and trying to get her attention.)

Zoro’s been watching all of this go down and is like- “honestly this is my opportunity to finally steal him”. He’s gonna show the shorty cook a fucking great time and what it’s like to be wanted, treated right.

He walks up to Sanji and to everyone’s shock he actually has a lot of game- their banter becomes more and more flirty and explicit, and Zoro gets more and more touchy- Sanji is a bit tipsy and mirrors this, Nami’s encouragements of getting back at Pudding and exploring this for real egging him on- why not indulge in this for once?

[andaniellight]

Hey has anyone made a fic where in the first weeks of being a straw hat crew Sanji and the others discussed about the importance of celebrating birthdays on the going merry and of course out of the five of them it's Zoro who couldn't care less about his birthday except if they're going to celebrate it with lots of alcohols and no sweets, cakes, whatever the hell those kinds of atrocities. But because Sanji was only 19, raised by Jeff for years which means he's petty as hell, he took that as a challenge to make mosshead obsess with his own birthday for the rest of his life.

He even told the whole crew to plan it with him. The kind of special birthday that can be make Zoro want to stay sober enough to enjoy without feeling guilty bullshit. All of the straw hats are onboard of course—hah! Onboard. Obviously they are. Mainly because they will all get to feast on so many meals and desserts prepared by their insanely skilled chef. All Sanji's got to do is prepare the most Zoro-kind of birthday cake and a banquet that will alter Zoro's remaining braincells forever. Maybe even make a bunch of pavlovas that taste like alcohol also. Won't hurt and worth to try, right?

[biohazard-inevitable]

Modern au Zosan where he and zoro are dating but Sanji secretly does drag queen performances on the weekends.

Zoro is worried Sanji is cheating on him when he finds out hes sneaking out to this club every weekend and not coming back until early morning so he follows sanji in secret.

Once inside zoro cant find sanji anywhere and is really anxious about possibly getting cheated on, and then the show starts and he sees Sanji come out in full drag and they lock eyes.

Sanji has to pretend he doesn’t recognize zoro but he is VERY embarrassed and outright furious at him for following

[asliceofzosan]

little thing that's been on the brain lately is zosan idol au BUT it starts off as them meeting in a competition reality show to become idols.

sanji was actually in a group that flopped and he joined this competition for one last chance to prove that he's worthy of being an idol. he's good at this. one failed group can't define his career forever.

zoro has been a trainee for ten years and has never been picked to debut by his company. so he left that company and joined as an independent trainee with the fire in his eyes and an 'i will win no matter' what attitude.

two nineteen year olds ready and willing to do whatever it takes to debut, butting heads all the time in front of AND behind the cameras, and the audience EATS IT RIGHT UP. production doesnt have to do jack shit to provoke drama between them because it just HAPPENS so naturally and instinctively for them. ironically enough, zoro and sanji are the least edited among the trainees. their raw emotions and tenacity at wanting to become idols is better than whatever storyline the directors could come up with.

zoro's known more as a rapper but he shocks everyone during the position evaluation part of the show where he chose VOCALS and lo and behold... he and sanji chose the same fucking song. sanji was like 'theres no WAY that stupid marimo will choose a ballad love song haha i am Free i wont see his dumb face—wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ZORO CHOSE THE LOVE SONG????'