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succikko-draws · 1 year
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i swear this isnt a fixation switch fhqfhhD but we watched a kid show with friends and it was weirdly addicting
if you know and recognize this show without reading the tags you automatically get a free request from me
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krytus · 5 years
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bf5's original ending really said gay rights huh......
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lacependragon · 2 years
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Hot Wheels: BF5: Netflix Anime AU Fanfic
Yeah I'm gonna try this. Basically, if I were to make BF5 into a Netflix Anime AU/Reboot of itself, like I posted about before. Lots of little dumb ideas.
Dunno if anything will come of it but here are my thoughts:
Morally grey Sage from get-go. She genuinely advocates for killing the Vandals, Zemerik, and Zug if they can because it's the fastest way to end the war and protect Earth and the Sentients. She remembers the reds but never says anything about them and doesn't remember how they'd be awoken anyway.
Genderqueer Stanford + Trans Spinner. I love. Trans rep.
Vert/Zoom, because I will go fucking down with this ship
Tezz/AJ, because grumpy/sunshine is the best trope and you cannot stop me
and Sherman/Agura/Stanford because polyamory is great and if you watch Cold as Ice and Mag Wheels and Blue Tide back to back you will understand why I ship it.
Grace becomes a secret keeper in season one. The gang are shitty liars and people are only so dumb. She puts together that something is going on and tells Vert to either explain it, or she's going to Johnson with her theory of "it's a fucking cult". So he shows her the basement. She gets a watch but no vehicle (until late season 2/early season 3)
Zoom ends up in a pretty entertaining situation where Sheriff Johnson likes him and no one else on the team because Zoom grew up in a monastery, and when he tells Johnson, that reminds Johnson of all the samurai and samurai-cowboy movies he loves and he gets really curious about Zoom's skills and wants to get him a cowboy hat
Krytus and the reds stay scary way longer. Like, skin of their teeth, Sage even post-fuser is scrambling for more weapons, scary.
Everybody's a little neurodivergent~ As a treat~
Spinner and Zemerik boink at one point. There's a long running consequence of that being that Zemerik goes easy on the Buster in battle zones and helps them out a lot more willingly against fellow enemies. Their eventual friendship as a result of the kidnapping and boinking is what leads Zemerik to aligning himself fully with Sage
Everybody's a little bit horny~ As a treat~ And Vert and Stanford definitely roll into bed together a few times because. They're horny dudes with no standards. And they share a bedroom wall. Easy math.
WORLDBUILDING AND LORE AND HISTORY AND LORE and the actual explanation for Stanford's ancestry, Sherman's super strength, the Blue Flame, the Crimson One, and so much more. Also a fuckton of Sentient war history.
How did Tezz survive? And shouldn't he have needed to recover? Yes to both.
War. Criminal. Sage. The gang actually has to grapple with the fact that they're actively taking orders from a war criminal and whether or not Sage was justified in what she did and if she had any other option
There's gonna be a whole arc centered on Agura's hunting ability and its importance to the team's survival in dangerous situations
Zoom almost accidentally becomes Vandal Warlord because he almost kills Kalus when he's trying to save Vert's life. Kalus becomes very invested in Zoom after this.
Which is all to say that by the end of season one, Zemerik is more interested in the brothers than Vert and Kalus is more interested in Zoom than Vert, and Vert makes a joke that he's feeling a little neglected and wishes he had the spotlight again... about an hour before we meet Krytus. Who is fucking obsessed with Vert.
Kalus has a husband. He's a black panther named Xunsu.
Zeke also has a husband. And is Jewish.
The slow spiral of grey morality, battle zone exhaustion, and fear that the war is never going to end
Oh, in season one they are in a battle zone where they encounter one of the red cryo pods but when they describe it to Sage she tells them it's nothing to worry about. Needless to say, when it gets cracked open and fucking Kyburi walks out of it in season two, they're a little P.O.'d with Sage.
HEY SO YOU REMEMBER HOW BETTER OFF RED INTRODUCED SO MUCH FUCKING SENTIENT LORE AND A WEAPON AND A NEW ENEMY AND DID NOTHING WITH IT? IM GONNA DO SHIT WITH IT
Porn
Feel free to shout out ideas.
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incorrectbf5quotes · 7 years
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Zug: You don't respect my feelings in this.
Zemerik: Stop whining! You have no feelings!
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trusslark · 7 years
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As much as I like how the Vandals have different members and the red sentients have a team that matches up with the BF5. I do like the Sarks a bit more, solely because I really enjoy Zem and Zug’s dynamic as I have mentioned before. Also I prefer the Sark grunts over the Vandal ones.
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krytus · 3 years
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bf5 alignments
agura, zoom, sherman, aj: lawful good
stanford: lawful stupid
spinner, tezz: chaotic good
vert: rising lawful good with a dash of chaotic dumbass and a spinkle of true good
zeke: chaotic oblivious
rawkus: true neutral rising asshole
zemerik: chaotic evil
the vandals: chaotic evil dumbass
zug: tragic neutral
the red sentients: [harrison ford pic] evil.
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