#~ rhykar

[lightning-wyvern]

Luigi mangione helping you with homework headcanons

ouuu

~ study buddy Luigi Mangione

luigi mangione x gn!reader | fluff, headcanon | cw school, homework, physical affection, kissing, physical touch, minor cursing, mentions of cutting (food), reader + luigi are dating but no reader gender is mentioned

(open) luigi mangione taglist @glitteryslothhhh @poohkie90

conservative red voters do not interact; if you don't like luigi then scroll. you will regret sending me a hate ask, let alone anonymous.

i feel like before you and he started studying together and later started dating, he would have been such a big enemy of homework, that shit would hate to see luigi coming

bcs he would rather do anything else than do homework. but then when you and him become a couple, all of a sudden he's excited to go hunker down with you in your apartment/dorm and do some fucking homework.

he would often bring along a bowl of freshly cut watermelon, canteloupe, honeydew, apples and whatever other fruit(s) you ask him to include, because he knew that once you got focused on your work you would have difficulty stopping to feed yourself when the time came

he would also bring along bottled water every single night that you and he had "study dates." i honestly think he would constantly choose voss spring water simply because of the glass bottles and large quantity of water.

luigi would totally bring along a book about a completely unrelated subject that he knew you liked, so that you had a choice to continue consuming new information to some extent during brain breaks!

he'd scoot up next to you and kiss your cheek at random points to startle you a little bit, teasing you when you jumped a little because "you were focused on your wooooork"

but he knew you just really enjoyed the little kisses :)

luigi knows you get overwhelmed easily sometimes, so he buys a giant stuffed bear and brings it along every time you plan a study night with him, just in case you need it!

i feel like luigi would have a bit of trouble not imploding if you ask him for help with paper robotics homework, let alone with actually building a motherfucking robot. you'd have to tell him "luigi, calm down" a little too often or he would probably let himself implode

i feel like since he's good with robotics he would be really good at advanced algebra and maybe even calculus? and he would be more than happy to give you simple but detailed breakdowns of each equation you get stuck on

anything involving speeches: i feel like luigi would mostly just let you write drafts of them yourself and then encourage you to give a drafted version of your speeches, and he would give you some pretty helpful tips and pointers.

involving essays: he would kind of write it with you? he might have you add him to the document and let him toss in little punctual and grammatical edits here and there as you wrote. if the essay was on a subject he liked and/or knew a lot about, he would most definitely be giving you little fun facts to throw in here and there as well :)

i just think he'd be kind of like twilight sparkle or sunburst from mlp...

luigi mangione is a Very Smart Man <3

if you have any other ideas or headcanons lemme know!

© uraharasfavoriteexperiment.

[lightning-wyvern]

someone is going to fucking make this cologne for me and they are going to sell it to me for the low low price of a thousand fucking bucks

LM as a fragrance🤍

Hadn’t seen anyone do this for him yet so I thought I’d make one for him😚

[uraharafiles]

PSA: world schizophrenia awareness day!

a detailed post about schizophrenia/schizoaffective disorders is expected to be accessible on may 24th, 2025, which is recognized as world schizophrenia awareness day. we are very interested in how this disorder works, as world knowledge of schizophrenia is, unfortunately, currently severely limited.

the post will likely be a small study post, cowritten by researchers rhykar and hayle, and based on updated information found around the internet, as well as a possible personal statement from someone who has schizophrenia!

if you'd like to give a statement/testimony, feel free to send an ask to this blog, or @lightning-wyvern . you will not be named in testimony unless you specify that you'd like your identity to be included! :)

[sunoo-bby]

nyuuuuuu

its rhykar

i lost my fUCKing login information again

hi

hii im sorry im not sure i knew a rhykar…? 😭😭 please enlighten me.!

[forest-wyvern]

rhykar - he/him/it, 19 writing blog ! hayle -he/him, 22

there will be large amounts of dinosaur content posted here!

under 15 do not interact; mature content will be posted here

[lightning-wyvern]

yk that rule in dnd where if we dont like a rule and/or we think a rule is stupid then we ignore it and its not a rule? we do that with everything in my family, including mtg and pokemon tgc :3 we use life counters yeah but we start ourselves at 40+ 1d10

i feel like this would make it way easier to do this

i don’t play any trading card games, but…

wouldn’t it be possible for a MtG and a Pokemon deck to duke it out? I mean, they both use numerical values to determine damage and health, right? The Pokemon player could do Pokemon shit on their turn, and the MtG player could do MtG shit on their turn, then plug in the resulting values into the opposing card, right?

I’d like to see someone try, at least

[the-hoetei-13]

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[lightning-wyvern]

ok hoe i will can u do like a not-slow not-fast burn fireplace style ending in smut with nerdy neurospicy paleontologist lulu

im not sure this ended up fireplace style it kinda feels more house fire

~ perfect specimen

luigi mangione x trans male reader | fluff, suggestive, smutty smut cw benchmark fuck (rough drunk floor sex), transmasc reader w/ fem privates, sexual language, alcohol consumption, extensive physical contact, kissing, possessive marking (biting), no pull-out, pet names, lowkey implied size kink, deliberate overuse of the word "baby," luigi very clearly has a fetish for you

wc 2,475

(open) luigi taglist @glitteryslothhhh @poohkie90 @born444u dm me to be added or removed!

conservative red voters + luigi haters do not interact; MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, sexual / 21+ content ahead

"no way, dude, the osmolskae was discovered in mongolia!" you argued strongly, "they found it in china."

"no it fucking wasn't, stupid," luigi shot back, shoving your shoulder, "you're burning off my brain cells, m/n. the velociraptor osmolskae was discovered in china. the mongoliensis was from mongolia... MONGOLIENSIS... yeah?"

luigi exhaled angrily through his nose, leaning back on the palms of his hands and shooting a half-ass glare at you as he mentally tried to control the audhd urge to argue himself stupid over his special interest, dromaeosaurids.

"where am i confusing the two specimens, luigi?"

luigi sighed leavily, rubbing his fingers against his temples. he reached over to his right and picked up a large, half-empty glass bottle of benchmark bourbon whiskey and took a couple gulps of the maple syrup-colored drink. he passed you the bottle and wiped his mouth on the sleeve of his maroon sweater.

"babe, the velociraptor mongoliensis was discovered in 1923 in the djadochta formation, which is in mongolia. the velociraptor osmolskae was NAMED in 2008, after a specimen of it that was thought to be a mongoliensis specimen was given a closer look at in 2008 and was found to be a different genus of velociraptor due to differences between the specimens' skulls, hence the velociraptor osmalskae. the osmalskae was found in the bayan mandahu formation, in china."

you scrunched up your nose and eyebrows, giving your boyfriend a furious, skeptical look. you turned and snatched up your notes, quickly scanning through them until you reach the page you'd dedicated to this particular subject, and lo and behold...

luigi was right.

" velociraptor(s) ; similarities/differences essay notes

velociraptor osmalskae: found in bayan mandahu formation, inner mongolia, china velociraptor mongoliensis:

you groaned and tossed your notebook down on top of your homework, tossing yourself backward onto the cushions luigi had arranged on the floor for this little study date. you pouted, closing your eyes to hide yourself from the annoying smug look you knew was plastered all over luigi's face.

but then-

"wait-"

you sat up and looked again.

bayan mandahu formation, inner mongolia, china.

"aha!" you gloated, "you weren't right or wrong, ha! both of the different velociraptors were found in mongolia, they were just discovered in different areas of the territory."

"what?! lemme see that-" luigi scooted up next to you and looked over your shoulder at your notes on the subject.

"ha." you said simply.

"m/n, mongolia is in china."

"yeah...? and?"

"aaaaaaannnnd, you told me five minutes ago that the mongoliensis was found in the bayan formation. the osmalskae was the bayan mandahu specimen, m/n. the mongoliensis was found in the djadochta formation."

"which is where-??" you ask flatly, giving him a dirty look.

"mongolia."

"exactly."

"they were both found in mongolia."

"exactly."

luigi groaned, flopping onto his back.

"m/n, you got the formations wrong, not the fucking country."

you glared at him for about 60 seconds straight, then returned huffily to your former position on the cushions. you lay there acting like a baby for long enough that luigi soon became fed up with your behavior. he crawled silently towards you until he was directly over top of you. he slowly lay down on top of you, wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing his lips to yours.

you let your hands slide up luigi's waist to the small of his back, sliding underneath his shirt. luigi did the same, holding you firmly by your waist and rolling over onto his back so that you were lying on his chest. luigi slid his big, warm hands up your body underneath your shirt, which hooked on his wrists and slid up your body. he let his hands continue up your back when your shirt got stuck on his arms. he wrapped his fingers around your shoulders and squeezed gently a few times before his hands wandered back down to rest on your waist and the small of your back.

"i love your back, baby," he said quietly into your mouth, "it's so pretty... you're so pretty. you're hot, you're handsome."

you giggled, breaking the kiss and burying your face in luigi's chest.

"lu, stoppp..." you whine, a bright red blush spreading across your face when a grin plastered luigi's face that was so big that you felt it.

"never." he growled, "get naked, pretty thing, i taste like fuckin' benchmark 'n' i wanna do nasty shit to you."

you groaned hotly, rolling off his chest and sitting up. you pulled your shirt over your head a little too quickly, messing up your hair as it left contact with your body. you then undid your belt and leaned back, kicking your jeans off and reaching over and tossing them across the room, where they joined luigi's shirt that had been tossed across the room seconds before.

now clad only in your boxers, you get up and pounce on luigi, your weight forcing him to the ground. he grabbed you as your chest made contact with his, tangling his fingers into your hair. you let a horny growl out into luigi's mouth, putting a hand on his chest and pushing him onto his back on the floor. you crawled on top of him and straddled his waist, groaning and letting your head fall back onto your shoulders as luigi's big hands slid up your now completely exposed body.

"m/n." luigi grumbled, his voice low and husky.

"yeah, lu?" you asked, looking down at him.

"take your fuckin' bra an' boxers off, fumante, i said naked," luigi hissed, "y' don't gotta be shy with me, baby."

when you noticed the tone of luigi's voice, your guts twisted in the most oddly pleasant manner; you complied without complaint. you pulled your boxers off, tossing them across the room to join the rest of you and luigi's clothes. a growl escaped your throat when you felt luigi's hands squeeze your ass. he grinned, moving his hands up to your shoulders and pulling you down towards his face, until your lips made contact with his.

you moaned into luigi's mouth, kind of just... melting into his arms- and luigi could feel this happening. luigi used the short time slot you moaning had given him to slip his tongue into your mouth. his right hand tangled into your hair and he tugged at it a little, eliciting another hungry moan. luigi hugs you tight, holding you as close as he could physically have you. you moaned into his mouth again, your hands wandering up and down his body, his touch quickly overwhelming your brain with hot fog.

"m/n," luigi growled into your mouth, "roll over, yeah?"

you nodded.

"good boy. y'know what kinda position i like, yeah?"

you nodded again, your guts starting to feel hot with anticipation. you rolled off of luigi's chest, pulling luigi with you. he settled himself between your legs, immediately having to take some remarkably deep breaths in order to keep himself even remotely composed when he lays eyes on the sight you lay out for him, just as he had told you to.

and that was when he realized it:

you were completely obedient, you would do any filthy, lewd thing luigi could think of, all he had to do was ask.

the grin on luigi's face turned carnal; animalistic. he squeezed your ass again, then your waist, then moved to your thighs. he slid his hands up your thighs, squeezing and massaging them possessively. luigi turns his head and drags his tongue up from your v-line to the center of your throat, biting down just hard enough to leave a mark and grinning when he felt you squirming underneath him... just from him touching you; he hadn't even fucked you yet.

luigi stood up, firmly grabbing your waist with both hands and pulling you back with him until you were on his lap on the couch. he cupped your face in his hands and kissed you; it wasn't hot and messy this time, but it was still steamy. he pulled you close, moving his lips slowly, passionately against yours.

"luigi..." you whined quietly, shifting in his lap.

"yeah, baby?" he replied, talking against your lips. his hands moved down to squeeze your ass again.

"i-i need..." your face turned red and you trailed off, biting your lip and hiding your face in luigi's shoulder.

"what, m/n?" luigi said quietly into your ear, "need your boyfriend to touch you a little? need someone else to do it?"

you nodded feverishly, biting your lip and burrowing your face further into luigi's shoulder. luigi chuckled, grabbing your chin and gently but firmly forcing you to look at him.

"aw don't be shy, kitten, i'll take care of you." luigi smiled, dragging his thumb across your bottom lip, which made you smile too. luigi's smile turned into a grin in response to this; he couldn't help himself. he loved your eyes, your body, your smile, your laugh...

luigi loved everything about you. fuck, he loved you. luigi was in love with you, and he knew it. he really hoped you did too.

"y'wanna be on top?" he asked, pulling your face towards his and touching your foreheads together, "or should i take control tonight?"

"you take the reins tonight, i'm tired..." you pouted. luigi smiled.

"yes sir, mr. m/n mangione sir," luigi snarked. your face turned bright red and your eyes went wider than dinner plates, and luigi grinned.

"luigi, what-" you started, but luigi cut you off with his mouth. he wrapped his arms around you and flipped you over onto your back on the couch. you felt something small rear its head in you; you grinned and shoved luigi off you, both of you falling apart laughing immediately in response to the loud thud that shook the couch as luigi fell onto the floor. luigi reached up onto the couch and hit the cushions blindly, looking for your arm. you scooted into his reach and he grabbed your arm, pulling you down onto his chest.

"but luigi-" you pouted.

"but what?"

"but couch seeeex..." you whined.

"hmmm... nnnnnnnnno." luigi stated flatly, "i'd rather fuck you stupid on the floor in front of your homework."

"jeez, babe," you complain, trying not to laugh, "i'm not that nerdy!!"

"m/n," luigi slurred, the night's whiskey starting to accent his words, "m/n, yes you are. you're the biggest fucking nerd i've ever met."

"says the fucking computer major," you snapped back, "luigi, didn't you like... didn't you make a video game..."

"no, but i play video games..."

"sure, among us."

"shut up, m/n."

luigi grabbed your waist and rolled over on top of you, pinning you to the floor. his hands slid up your body, squeezing your tits and making you squirm and moan quietly. his left hand stayed where it was, while his right wandered down your body towards your core. your heart started racing, and you squirmed more underneath him, getting impatient.

you grabbed luigi's hand, moving it further downward to where you wanted it. luigi grinned, smashing his lips onto yours as he slid his middle finger into your cunt, curling them in a manner that made your eyes roll up into your skull, a fucked, needy groan crawling out of your throat. he slid in another digit, then another, wrapping his free arm around your waist from your back and pulling you closer to his legs.

"y're makin' me so hard, baby," luigi growled, touching his forehead to yours. he pulled his fingers out of your cunt without any warning, dragging another whiny noise of protest from you which was, of course, ignored. instead luigi readjusted his legs, grabbing your hips.

"scoot, m'love," he demanded, and you complied, scooting until your ass touched his knees. he lifted your lower half up by the waist, easily holding you up with one arm, and lining himself up at your entrance. he pressed his lips to yours again, but not roughly this time. he slowly pushed himself in, eating up every little whimper you gave in response to the sudden stretch. once he was fully sheathed, he lay down on top of you, once again pinning you to the floor. his hands slid down your body again, squeezing your ass and thighs before pulling your legs up around his waist. then he hugged you again, nuzzling into your neck and leaving little butterfly kisses all over your neck and jaw in an effort to calm your nerves a little.

"lu-luigi," you whined, "please..."

"what, kitten?" luigi purred into your ear, "what d'you need?"

"fuck, lu, move, please..."

luigi grinned, growling into your ear as he obliged to your request. luigi buried his face in your neck, dragging his tongue across your skin and leaving kisses and light bite marks as he slowly started to move his hips. he put his big hands on your waist and bit down a little harder on your neck, targeting a spot he knew was sensitive.

"y're bein' such a good boy f'me baby," he purred, the words punctuated by a low, husky moan. he pulled your legs up around his waist and quickened his pace. you hid your face in his neck and moaned loudly, hugging luigi with every ounce of strength you had.

"harder-" you whispered, "please luigi, harder."

luigi gladly obliged.

he hooked one arm around you, underneath your pelvis, and lifted you up in order to be able to fuck you better. luigi moved his hips with relentless skill that anyone with a clear, functioning brain would question. but you didn't have one of those; unfortunately, yours was foggy and severely malfunctioning. his movements were getting uneven, though; he was getting close. he could tell you were too, your face was getting red and your chest had been heaving for about two minutes now.

luigi slid a hand down your front, kneading the flesh of your stomach and putting slight pressure on it. his brain immediately started to fry when he felt himself fucking you; how did he never notice how big he was?? he felt you shaking underneath him and his brain shut off completely; he didn't even have the strength to pull out. he hugged you as tight as he could and fucked himself into you as deep as he could go, the stinging scratches your fingers left across his back and shoulders constantly driving him further to rail you, his perfect lover, as far into oblivion as he could.

the rest of the night just kind of melted together: your body melding with his, the feeling of his touch, the taste of his lips; neither of you noticed when the sex ended. the only part of the night that was remembered vividly?

both of the known velociraptor specimens were found in mongolia. they were just found in different formations.

© uraharasfavoriteexperiment.

[lightning-wyvern]

~ spice pop

toge inumaki x male reader | fluff, slightlysuggestive, jjk x mha crossover content fire/fireball, ice, cursing (cuss words AND inumaki), fighting, physical contact, displays of physical affection, "caviar" (fuck but inumaki says it), a kiss at the end, intense gojo slander and reader plot armor notes this is for a request an anon sent me a while ago :') the plot armor is because i hate gojo get out if you dont like it. im also lowkey bad at writing non-angsty teasing scenes?? tf?? wc 1,122 please reblog fanfictions when you read one you like! likes do not help writers' algorithms!

inumaki yawned, sitting down next to megumi with a small box of cream collon in his hand. he smiled, watching you squaring off with yuji.

"i just realized he's gonna kick yuji's ass." megumi said, resting his elbows on his knees and putting his chin in his hands.

"yeah, i heard m/n's been getting better with his ice attacks." inumaki agreed, grinning as you threw a giant ice ball at yuji--right on time.

"his fireballs have been getting bigger too, i took the brunt of one the other night," nobara added in, plopping down next to megumi.

"what the hell did you do that made m/n throw a ball of fire at you?!" megumi asked, "do i even want to know?"

"nope." she giggled. "but i love to yap. we were out at some random party and i stole his food from him. i used like half a bottle of shampoo that night, there was so much damn ash in my hair."

you rolled to the left, dodging a punch yuji had thrown. you grabbed his wrist and directed your body heat into the palm of your hand, driving your foot into his chest and shoving him off. he slid backward a few feet on a floor of ice you had created, but he was able to keep himself steady.

"that hurt, dude." he pouted, flicking his wrist; he had a little bit of a first degree burn now. oops.

"hey, body heat is less easy to control than the literal air." you defended yourself with a returning pout.

"that makes sense, suuure." yuji rolled his eyes.

"fool." said sukuna simply, "you could have dodged that." yuji groaned, slapping a hand to his cheek to silence his burdensome little intruder.

this fight wasn't over; you had a few minutes left before break time. yuji was distracted, so you used the opportunity to huck a fireball at his feet. of course, yuji being who he was, he didn't see it until it hit the ice an inch away from his toes. it exploded, knocking him backward a bit more than a few feet. he rolled and jumped up, dusting himself off.

"ugh, you win." yuji pouted again.

"that's not how this works, gojo hasn't let us off for a break. i still get to bully you for a bit longer."

yuji groaned.

you grinned, willing the air around you to heat up until the ice on the ground melted and the grass dried.

"break time, kids! go on!" gojo yelled, having appeared out of nowhere less than a foot behind you--as was custom of the little fuck.

"gojo, technically i'm older than you."

"yes, technically. but i'm still the boss of you nonetheless." he grinned.

you kicked him in the stomach, deciding to bully him back. you willed the rocks under his feet to heat up and explode without warning, sending him tumbling backward a good ten feet. he got up anyways because he was a fucking cockroach, dusting himself off.

"go on," he said like a bossy pest, doing stupid little shooing motions with his hands.

"wave those hands at me one more time and i'll bite them off like a dog, sensei. with all due respect." you spat the last four words, turning around and kicking up some pebbles as you followed yuji over to the stairs leading into the yard.

"you really aren't something to be messed with, m/n." nobara said with a grin, she and megumi scooting over so you could sit next to inumaki.

"you're only say're only saying that because i burned your hair into a bob the other night, kugisaki." you said pointedly.

"whatever," she said, rolling her eyes. she got up and turned around to go into the cafeteria, and megumi and yuji followed her, leaving you and inumaki alone on the steps together.

"you really are a great fighter, m/n," inumaki said quietly, smiling. his hand strayed up to the necklace around his neck, his fingers toying with the charm.

"thanks," you replied, "it's not as hard to control the fire anymore. my fireballs are getting bigger and hotter."

you smiled, scooting a little closer to inumaki and letting the silence kind of just take over the moment for a while.

"i saw you watching me earlier, while i was practicing with yuji." you said after a while, "i was kinda curious, why?"

inumaki grinned, blushing and hiding his face in his scarf. you giggled and shoved his shoulder lightly, grinning as your face turned pink as well.

"aww, toge, tell me what's up!" you wrapped your arm around his shoulder and pulled him closer. he smiled, scooting into your embrace.

"well, honestly..." he started, "i have a little bit of a crush on you. i haven't said anything mostly because of my cursed speech, 'cus gojo says sometimes i have to give this necklace a break? i'm not entirely sure how it works, but i don't wanna break it and lose my free speech. but i do like you, and honestly it's a little more than a small crush. especially when i'm watching you fight--it makes my feelings do things, it shows how strong you are."

you smiled, choosing to think for a second before responding.

"i like you too," you replied, "i dunno when it started, but i do. i like how quiet you are, even with that necklace. to me it's always shown that you like to use words carefully, even with your cursed speech. i like that."

inumaki smiled softly, scooting closer to you. you let him, and the two of you sat that way for a while, watching the sky dampen from blue to grey as a light snow storm came in.

at some point, your brain made the decision for you before you'd thought of it. your hand moved off inumaki's shoulder and cupped his face, turning his head so he was looking at you.

"toge, i kinda wanna kiss you..." you admitted, your face turning pink in a way that had almost nothing to do with the cold weather.

inumaki's eyes widened and his own cheeks turned rose-colored, but he grinned and gladly took the opportunity. he leaned over and connected his lips with yours. his arm snuck up behind your back and wrapped lightly around your neck, pulling you just a little bit closer. your other hand locked with the one he had around you, and you separated yourself reluctantly to catch a breath. inumaki grinned, hugging you tightly.

"i'm not gonna lie, that took more courage than talking to megumi." he said into your shoulder.

"talking to me takes courage?" interrupted megumi, "why?"

you and inumaki both started laughing, leaning on your knees for support.

© lightning-wyvern.

[lightning-wyvern]

you hereby have my permission to send me requests whenever you want

Can somebody PLEASE write about Trent Lane. I’ve been watching Daria and there’s like 5 Trent Lane fics max. I’ve read them ALL, sadly. Not even AO3 has any which has made me desperate.

@ ME PLEASE

before I explode.

[lightning-wyvern]

lol bitch dont post comments on my luigi mangione fanfictions about how gross they are. about how its "gross" that im madly in love with luigi mangione. "i can't believe i'm seeing this shit" i can't believe your mother hated you so much you actually had the confidence to post that. block me, virgin. you three fools- yes i'm talking to the three of you- made mistakes posting those comments on my blog. be lucky i deleted the comments instead of doing what my headmates wanted me to do.

i dunno if you three jealous little bitches hate a) me, b) the fact that i clearly write better than you, c) the fact that i love and support luigi mangione, d) the fact that that particular story was targeted to agender, nonbinary, gender-anonymous/in the closet, and gender non-identifying luigi fans instead of you sorry lil bitches... but the next time someone comes all up in my grill yapping about how gross i am for supporting an innocent millennial, i'm gonna lose my shit, and you're gonna regret it and i'm not. i realize the tone of this whole damn post honestly makes me look like a huge narcissist, but it's 2025 and i don't have time to hate myself just because you decided you hate some random 19-year-old polyamorous trans dude on a dying fanfiction blog application.

besides, i'm so hot i have 3 consenting boyfriends who all have the hots for me and each other, so what in this burning world makes you think someone calling my headcanons gross is gonna huwt my feewingses? bitch please touch some grass, get a life.

whats crazy is i'm not even old enough to be buying the benchmark, everclear and absinthe i drink. i'm 19. you 3 random women are probably like what 30?? who gives a fuck if thats a bad guess i didnt even look at ur blog bitch

get off the internet and go walk your pet irritators, you unpleasant cock-starved wine-dry pack of kaprosuchus. do something besides bully random teenagers on the internet, neither you or i have time for this petty 2000's bullshit. act like what year it is, act your age. it's 2025, revolt against the government or don't bother opening tumblr. if you follow the rules then tumblr isn't for you. if you hate teenagers then tumblr isn't for you.

bitches r lucky i don't tag you, let my whole little train of cult followers bite your tits.

fuck.

[lightning-wyvern]

Can I request a fluff with a Grimmjow x male reader? I don't really mind with how you choose it goes mostly because I can't think of what situation would be a good one.

it took like 3 years to come up with a scenario that seems remotely grimm coded and i kinda just ended up writing him rainbow dash style

pov: cuddles but grimmjow is uneducated on romance

grimmjow x male reader | uncharacteristic fluff | cw physical contact, cursing, this was really hard to write

wc 310

a/n the divider is mine; i found the grimm pic on pinterest

she/her/female-identifying bleach stans do not interact

"what kind of nerd reads books about serial killers?" came a voice from the bedroom doorway; your boyfriend, grimmjow, was leaning on his shoulder against the door frame, watching you.

"someone who likes to stimulate his brain every once in a while," you huffed in response, looking over the tops of your glasses at him and pouting, "besides, grimm, the internet is out. there's nothing else to do besides read."

grimm rolled his eyes, walking in your direction and flopping onto his stomach across the foot of the bed.

"there's cooler things you could be doing, reading is for eggheads."

"yeah, grimm?" you look up at him, raising your eyebrows. "like what, hm?"

"cuddling with me." grimm pouted, smashing his face into the blankets.

you sighed. "you're ridiculous."

"no i'm not, i'm awesome."

"ugh, yeah, you are.." you mumble, grinning. you close your book and set it on the bedside table, then lay down on your stomach directly across the small of his back.

"what are you doing, m/n?"

"laying on you, stupid. whaddo you think?" you rolled your eyes dramatically, "grimm, you're such an idiot. i mean i love you, i really do, but you are so blissfully unaware of any and all displays of affection."

grimmjow huffed heavily, stuffing his face aggressively into the pillow he had been lying on and groaning exasperatedly.

"i'm never g'na understand your obsession with affection." he pouted.

"grimm, you're my boyfriend. i'm gonna cuddle you, and show you affection every day, and bake you cookies, and everything boyfriends do."

grimmjow grinned, his face turning the most delightful shade of red. he wiggled himself around until he was on his back underneath you. he hugged you close, nuzzling your hair with his nose.

"i love you too, brat." he grumbled. you smiled, hugging grimmjow just as hard as he was hugging you.

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i feel consumed with the urge to write a trent lane fanfiction and make it a really long slow burn romance

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satanism bitch

okay, so since people seem to think its okay to bully someone for having any different belief or trait in 2025 for some reason, this is what actual satanism is.

the eleven satanic rules (of the earth)

do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

when in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.

if a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.

do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.

acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. if you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

do not harm young children.

do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

the nine satanic sins

the cardinal sin of satanism is stupidity. (quit voting for expensive eggs)

the second is pretentiousness.

the third sin is solipsism. (narcissistic bitches ain't allowed)

the fourth sin is self-deceit.

the fifth sin is herd conformity. (quit voting for expensive eggs)

the sixth sin is lack of perspective.

the seventh sin is forgetfulness of past orthodoxies.

the eighth sin is counterproductive pride. (quit voting for expensive eggs)

the ninth sin is lack of aesthetics. (no fucking clean girls)

get it right you right handed orange julius

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30 days of sosuke aizen

hi so i'm having high key issues writer's block lately, it's's kicking my ass. so i decided i'm gonna do a little drabble series with a bleach character to try to get back into the groove of writing! i posted a poll that lasted about a week, and the total votes came out to 43, with aizen getting 11 votes (25.6%)!

i dunno when i'm gonna start it, i might wait until the end of the month just to give myself more planning! i've been writing since i was a little dude, i refuse to let the new life i'm living at the moment take that away from me.

yeah i'm gonna wait until the end of the month, i think i'll have a masterlist ready for this lil event around the 28th of this month! in the meantime i'm open to suggestions for what prompts/ideas to use for the 30 days of aizen event :D

it'll only be male, amab, transmasc and gender neutral reader inserts, i'm not very good at writing fem reader and im not too comfy with it either :')

feel free to send in suggestions for prompts!

~ rhykar