#~V: Cuddlepile

[thevalicemultiverse]

Hey guys! I have an amazing game we can play! It's called...

Never. Have. I. EVER!

I even made a little board game of it instead of using our fingers. If you already know the rules, here's just a small reminder. If you haven't done the thing the person says, you move forward, if you have, you stay back. And please be specific, I don't want any confusion going on.

Cuddlepile

Victor: I -- I've actually never played this game, with a board or fingers.

Alice: Neither have I -- comes of missing out on your normal teen years, I presume.

Smiler: I have! Don't worry, it's really easy -- the usual way you play it is that you hold up both of your hands with fingers spread, and everyone takes a turn saying something they've never done. Everyone who has done the thing has to tuck in a finger, and the game keeps going until there's only one person left with any fingers out.

Alice: Oh, all right, that's easy enough. And it sounds like in the board game version, you get to move forward a space if you haven't done the thing, and whoever reaches the end is the winner?

Smiler: That's what I got out of it! [glances at Toonsisters for confirmation]

[xxxsugarcyanidexxx]

robo jesus i miss N and V soooo much im gonna cry,,,,

need a cuddlepile atp </3

canonmates PLEASE interact

[insoucicnce-aa]

[ I'm loving all this Angelisa content on my dash!! Can we have five headcanons about her habits/daily routines? ]

facts about angelisa | @despairforme

i. smack the alarm clock until it stops ringing, and lays there contemplating whether or not keeping her GPA where its at is worth it. kinda just curls back up underneath her blankets, only for a few minutes then she’s out of bed, shuffling to the bathroom to brush her teeth, pee, shower. she legit doesn’t bother with her hair most days. just lets it be short and tousled. 

ii. after drying off and cycling through clothing that might or might not be comfortable to wear all day. she finally settles on a t-shirt with some sassy slogan and a pair of jeans and sneakers or boots.

iii. after finally settling on an outfit, she eats a hearty breakfast and heads to class. though she usually has to make a u-turn because she either forgot her phone or her bag.

iv. on her way to uni, she stops to feed strays and talk to any squirrels that happen into her path. 

v. gets to class, sits in her usual spot, and studies for any exams that might be coming up. when classes and such is over, she usually heads straight to the shelter. angelisa would love to spend all day there, but there’s always homework and such to get to, so she ends up sad af and just wants to cuddlepile with the animals. 

[cakesandfail]

Ok so THREE ships for the shipping post, pick and chose @ your discretion on grounds of this is a bit extra. •Vimes/Vetinari/Sybil •Moist von Lipwig/Adora Bell Dearheart •William/Otto/Sacharissa

buckle up friendo if we’re gonna be Extra then I’m answering every goddamn question, obviously some of these are 21st century Earth things so... just pretend they all live in London instead of Ankh-Morpork for those, I guess

here we fucking go

1. Vimes/Vetinari/Sybil

who hogs the duvet Sam does. Dude is a big fan of pillows, I can’t imagine he’d be any different re: duvetswho texts/rings to check how their day is going Sybil. Sam is v bad at technology and Havelock just sends memes while watching committees happenwho’s the most creative when it comes to gifts Havelock, if by ‘creative’ you mean ‘devious and prone to trolling’who gets up first in the morning Havelock, though let’s be honest, none of them has anything remotely approaching a normal sleep patternwho suggests new things in bed this is definitely Sybil and there’s nothing that will ever convince me otherwisewho cries at movies S A Mwho gives unprompted massages that is an extremely bad idea when two out of three people in the relationship are (justifiably) paranoidwho fusses over the other when they’re sick Sam is the absolute worst for this, as we all found out in Feet of Claywho gets jealous easiest Sam. His self-esteem is terrible and he can hardly believe that one smart, cute, fancy rich person would want him, let alone two. Things can be dificult. He does his best.who has the most embarrassing taste in music I mean I’m pretty sure Havelock wins this one by reading sheet music, the weirdowho collects something unusual ...how unusual are farty dragons? (it’s Sybil regardless, even if the dragons aren’t unusual for Ankh-Morpork she does also have a house full of random tat)who takes the longest to get ready if they’re going out it’s Sybil because she’s got Undergarments(tm) and makeup and a wig to sort out, but if it’s a normal day it’s Havelock because let’s be honest, anyone with a beard like that is definitely a little bit vain and fussy about itwho is the most tidy and organised Mr shiny-circular-saw-brain himself, Havelock Vetinariwho gets most excited about the holidays 100% Sybil (and Sam a bit too, secretly, now he’s in a position to enjoy them)who is the big spoon/little spoon Sam is always the littlest spoon and he loves itwho gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports lmaoooo this is Havelock for sure, he’s clearly one of those people who won’t do anything in public unless he knows he won’t fuck it upwho starts the most arguments this is Sam’s favourite hobbywho suggests that they buy a pet Sybil and Havelock just kind of acquire them tbh, and Sam gave up doing anything about it years agowhat couple traditions they have 25th May is special- it’s Young Sam’s birthday and of course the anniversary of the revolution, so Uncle Havelock comes round for tea and then goes to Small Gods with old Sam, and then stays the night, conveniently disappearing early enough in the morning that nobody else knows he was therewhat tv shows they watch together listen. listen. if they were in modern London they’d be watching the Supervet and getting emotional about it. fite me. also Sybil and Havelock watch nerdy gameshows like Only Connect and University Challenge, but Sam is not here for that at allwhat other couple they hang out with bold of you to assume any of these nerds have any other friendshow they spend time together as a couple does almost getting murdered count because that does happen a lot. Otherwise: naps at bizarre times of the day, fighting over the newspaper, carriage journeys home from parties where they bitch about everyone they hate (ie everyone else who was there)who made the first move Sybil, for every single context where making the first move was necessarywho brings flowers home Havelock does because he’s a ‘show affection through gifts’ sort of person and also a huge nerd who probably knows all about floriographywho is the best cook fucking nobody lol they’re all useless

2. Moist/Adora

who hogs the duvet Adora. And there’s nothing Moist can do about it.who texts/rings to check how their day is going Moist, because he’s a nice cheerful sort of boy (and also likes to be annoying)who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts ...probably Moist? He’s pretty imaginative, I think- that’s not to say that Adora wouldn’t find him good gifts, but his would be more ‘out there’ without being wrongwho gets up first in the morning Adora, unless she’s on nights or Moist has been summoned by his surrogate dad Vetinariwho suggests new things in bed hahahaha ADORAwho cries at movies both of them. Adora will never admit this to anybody.who gives unprompted massages Moist, but only once they’ve been married long enough that he knows when he definitely won’t get stomped onwho fusses over the other when they’re sick I honestly think they’re both the kind of people who are like ‘get the fuck away from me’ when they’re ill so probably nobodywho gets jealous easiest Adora. She’s not worried about Moist, but he’s a very charming dude and other people need to Watch It.who has the most embarrassing taste in music Moist is a big Spandau Ballet fan and you know itwho collects something unusual look, Moist doesn’t actively collect weird shit, weird shit just happens to come into his possessionwho takes the longest to get ready��Moist. Just fucking look at him. He wears a gold suit.who is the most tidy and organised Adora, but this does not extend to her private space at all, and their bedroom is a disaster areawho gets most excited about the holidays M o i s twho is the big spoon/little spoon I... think it’s probably Moist. Yeah. Moist.who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports Adora is the kind of person who’d even try to fight Vetinari if she had to, so.who starts the most arguments see above lmaowho suggests that they buy a pet Moist does, because for all that he complained, he got quite attached to Mr Fusspotwhat couple traditions they have uhhhhh idk if it’s a tradition so much as a regular date night but they definitely go dancing together when they have timewhat tv shows they watch together they hate-watch The Apprentice, and Undercover Boss, and Dragons Den- basically anything where they can judge other people’s ability to run a businesswhat other couple they hang out with work people, mostly. Sometimes they have to socialise with Sam and Sybil, which is a bit unfortunate for Moist and Sam, but Adora and Sybil find their respective idiots very cute when they’re all cross so it tends to work out okayhow they spend time together as a couple the aforementioned hate-watching marathons and dancing. I think they’re probably one of the few canon couples that actually has date nights.who made the first move Moist. It’s canon. He’s a dipshit, but it did sort of work.who brings flowers home Moist does, because he thinks it’s a good idea to do it regularly so Adora won’t assume he’s fucked up every timewho is the best cook Moist- he once spent three months as a cook in a pub while laying low after a scam. It’s not amazing gourmet food, but it’s alright.

3. William/Otto/Sacharissa

who hogs the duvet Sacharissa, because she’s the smallest and the first to get coldwho texts/rings to check how their day is going All of them- they’re journalists, they’re always in contact all the time. In a Roundworld AU they’d have a whatsapp groupwho’s the most creative when it comes to gifts Williamwho gets up first in the morning I think this probably depends on what they’re doing, but it’s definitely not Otto hahawho suggests new things in bed Otto isn’t necessarily going to suggest them outright, but he’s definitely dropped hints about things he used to get up to back in the daywho cries at movies William. He thinks the others don’t know. They do.who gives unprompted massages I’m not sure? This seems like a William thing but he’s also extremely awkward. I think it would be him once they were established as a trio.who fusses over the other when they’re sick Otto- he worries about the other two because they’re mortal and because he’s just generally an anxious kind of dudewho gets jealous easiest William. He’s a bit insecure about his place in the world and, well, Sacharissa is so pretty and Otto is a vampire which makes him automatically 500% sexier to everyone everywhere, clearly anyone hanging around them wants to take his place. (Spoiler: they don’t.)who has the most embarrassing taste in music Sacharissa strikes me as a big 90s pop fan idekwho collects something unusual Otto is definitely a nerd about old cameras/iconographswho takes the longest to get ready I think possibly Sacharissa just because girl clothes take longer- otherwise I don’t think there’s much in it. They’re all pretty sensible people.who is the most tidy and organised William has a stick up his butt about everything ever, so definitely himwho gets most excited about the holidays Otto does, because he finally has someone to celebrate with who isn’t going to get eaten (behave.)who is the big spoon/little spoon this varies a lot, I think? I just kind of assumed they usually end up in a big old cuddlepilewho gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports William. He went to boarding school and even though he hated it, it’s bound to have had some effect on himwho starts the most arguments ...also William lmaowho suggests that they buy a pet Sacharissa. She thinks both Wuffles and Mr Fusspot are very cute.what couple traditions they have They get a takeaway whenever they’ve stayed late at work together to finish a big story. Otto can’t eat it, obviously, but he likes to just sit with the others and hang out. It’s nice.what tv shows they watch together absolutely no news programmes at all, ever. Lots of low-energy stuff like How It’s Made so they don’t have to use any brainpower.what other couple they hang out with sometimes Gunilla and Boddony join in with the takeaway nightshow they spend time together as a couple running about like loons after the next story, mostlywho made the first move William with Sacharissa, Sacharissa with Ottowho brings flowers home Sacharissa does- mostly just because she likes having them aroundwho is the best cook Otto made a point of learning to cook so he could do something nice for his favourite people. He had lessons and everything. He has to wear gloves to handle the garlic, but it’s worth it.

[wykedtrolls]

Rohati for Pail pale cull, options are caisyo, lesion and veekoh

[ hmm ]

[ veekoh is really nice !!! she’s really funny’n she seems v comfortable with pale relationships so i guess i’d have to go with pale for her ][ she seems like she gives nice hugs 10/10 would cuddlepile ] ( ` v `)

[ lesion is cool ] ( ` v `)[ or at least he looks cool !!! he has really nice hair n he’s def like 100000000 leagues out of mine but ][ pail i guess ??? ][ shit i hope nobody reads these that would be so embarrassing ] ( “ ` ~ `)

[ caisyo uh ][ he’s got some serious vibes going for him doesn’t he ??? ][ cull ][ idk i’m not known for a strong sense’a intuition but he uh ... he sets me real on edge ][ now i r e a l l y hope nobody reads these ] ( ”` - `)

[thevalicemultiverse]

Here's a funny skit of me and the trio playing the fan room level in Gang Breast:

Me: "Okay guys, when those fans turn on, immediately find something or someone to grab onto and don't let go. NOW GET OVER HERE SMILER SO I CAN KNOCK YOU OUT!"

Cuddlepile

Smiler: Never! [will scurry away from Toonsisters as fast as they can]

Alice: [by contrast, is going to chase Toonsisters to try and knock HER out early]

Victor: [is going to find a handhold to cling to way out of the way of the others, keeping an eye on those fans]

[thevalicemultiverse]

Okay... I found this memes... But they're so silly and funny I just have to show these. This memes were made by @the-victor-brothers, so shout out to her!

[There are more but unfortunately I can only do 10 at a time. I'll send the rest of them once you've respond to this.]

Cuddlepile

Alice: [snorts] These are some very good memes, yes. @the-victor-brothers did an excellent job. Though I do believe you uploaded the "ruined dinner" one three times...

Victor: [laughing softly] On the other hand, telling the town crier that I ruined dinner with an argument is definitely something my mother would do three times in a row. I didn't realize I had so many, uh, interesting facial expressions, though...

Smiler: You do, and it's great. You are very meme-worthy and we love you for it.

[thevalicemultiverse]

Hey VD VD VD!

[Comes running in.]

There's someone here I want you to meet! Just give me a sec to get him out. Oi! Vic! You can come out now!

Vic: [A tall young man walks in who looks exactly like Victor but is wearing more casual Victorian clothes and has a light highlights in his hair.] Uhhh.... Hi.

Cuddlepile

Victor: [whatever he was going to say before dies on his tongue as he sees what looks like -- himself? Sort of?] Ahhh -- hello. [glances at Toonsister] I -- um -- what?

[thevalicemultiverse]

Hey guys! Check out this cool recipe my family show showed me!

It's called..... Snow Cream!

It's like ice cream but made with snow, a whole can of condensed milk, sugar, and whatever flavoring you want.

The sugar and flavoring are to taste, so there isn't really a specific measurement for them.

Cuddlepile

Smiler: Oooh, nice! Basically an all-natural snowcone!

Alice: Yes, though it's the "all-natural" part that worries me a bit -- you'd have to make sure to get extremely fresh snow for this.

Victor: Very much so, though it does sound like it could be tasty. Perhaps the next snowfall we could catch some in a cup?

Smiler: Mug for each of us!

[thevalicemultiverse]

To VD (Cuddlepile):

I have a Chinese or Korean game I think you'll have fun playing.

It's called Cat Mario. It's basically Mario but he's a white cat. But I warn you. You might rage after at least 5 minutes of playing.

((For the creator of this blog, you're going to want to look it up to know what I'm talking about...))

Cuddlepile:

Victor: [blinks] Why would I...why are you recommending me a game that would make me angry? I play games to have fun, not to, ah, "rage." I'm guessing it's very difficult?

((I actually HAVE already heard of this game -- I'm pretty sure I saw a video on it LOOOONG ago. Troll game is very trolly, Victor -- you are RIGHT to be suspicious!))

[thevalicemultiverse]

Hey guys.... So.... I was watching a video about last meals on death row and a I found one criminal that is very interesting and kind of stupid. This is what I found while looking her up.

Rhonda Belle Martin (née Thomley;[1] c. 1907 – October 11, 1957) was an American serial killer and family annihilator who was executed by the state of Alabama for the murder of Claude Carroll Martin, her fourth husband, in 1951. Martin's method of murder was rat poison; she was also accused of poisoning and murdering her own mother, as well as five of her seven children, all of whom were below the age of 12 at their deaths. Only one of her victims, her former step-son and fifth husband Ronald Martin, was known to have survived. Although she initially confessed to all the murders she was accused of committing, she later recanted her confession in the murders of two of her children.

And you know why she did it? It's because she liked getting the get well and symphony cards her victims get when they die.

Stupid right?

Cuddlepile

Victor: [gaping] H-horrifying. I think the word you want is horrifying.

Alice: I mean, yes, it is stupid, if only because what a petty reason to kill so many people, but -- I agree with Victor. "Horrifying" comes first. ...also, did she actually marry her own step-son? What???

Smiler: That is whole new levels of absolutely screwed up. Why were you watching that video anyway?

[thevalicemultiverse]

The roles that fit you three too well:

Victor: The House Wife.

Alice: The Girl Boss.

Smiler: The Sassy Themfriend.

Cuddlepile

Victor: ...I -- I can't even argue with that.

Alice: I do appreciate being called a girl boss. Though I'm not sure I'd call Smiler that "sassy."

Smiler: I can be sassy when I want to be! Sassy's fun sometimes!

[thevalicemultiverse]

Charlotte: Victor come here, I want to try an experiment. I think I've figured out how to turn off the part of your brain that processes fear. The last person I tried this on got a little trigger happy with the risk taking but I think I've got the right moderation this time!

Cuddlepile

Victor: [looking wary, but -- there's a touch of hopefulness in his expression too, as he is a VERY anxious person] I -- that sounds -- dangerous? H-how, ah, "trigger happy" did the last person get?

[thevalicemultiverse]

To the group:

"Hey guys! Could you look after my triples for me? I need to do something but can't find anyone else to look after them."

*Three little girls peaking from behind me*

"The one with the pink jacket is Lillith, the one with the eye patch is Lucy, and the one biting my leg is Demona. She gets hungry a lot."

Demona: *Biting my lag like it's a chicken wing* "Hewwo!"

Lillith: "HI!" *Gives a big bright smile."

Lucy: "Hewwo..." *Gives a small wave with a look Alice normally has.*

Cuddlepile

Smiler: [big beaming grin and a wave] Hi there, you three! Pleasure to meet you!

Alice: Unless you start biting my leg, then all bets are off.

Victor: Alice. [though he is eyeing Demona with some concern]

[thevalicemultiverse]

Well, if you're fed up with Cat Mario, I offer a different experience.

*Pulls up Inscryption.*

Who here likes card games?

Victor: [waving his hands and backing up] No, no, no -- I'm not playing any more recommended games until someone I trust tells me it's not a horrible troll game. SMILER! Have you ever heard of "Inscryption?"

[thevalicemultiverse]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god��� works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

Cuddlepile

Smiler: ...presume you are also a furry?

Alice: I really want to know what prompted this confession. Just needed to get it off your chest?

Victor: ...I -- I won't lie, I was s-sometimes jealous of the easier life Scraps had when I was growing up. Being a dog DID seem better than being a human occasionally.