#~tlou:lb

[blackstar044]

Just finished part 14…

Damn.

Gonna watch Mark play TLOU

[askstranger]

Every No Pun Intended Vol. 2 Joke in TLOU and TLOU:LB

The Last of Us

(All the following jokes are from the last of us)

"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary."

"What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? Civil ware."

"What did they use to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."

"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."

"A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."

"What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."

"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."

"3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates."

"People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow..."

"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."

"I stayed up all night wondering where

the sun went. Then it dawned on me."

"You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down."

"It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle... he just didn't have the balls to do it."

"I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy."

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me."

"When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds."

"I once heard a joke about amnesia... But I forget how it goes."

"When the power went out at the school... The children... were de-lighted."

"Those fish were shy. They were obviously coy."

"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."

"I didn't have the faintest idea... as to why I passed out."

"There was once a crossed-eyed teacher... who had issues controlling his pupils."

"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes."

"I heard two peanuts walk into a park... One was as-salted."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Tis' the c."

"Those two men drinking battery acid will soon be charged."

"The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large."

"I'm inclined...to be laid back."

"Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy."

" The Magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out."

" A criminal`s best asset... is his lie-ability."

" I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He is lucky it was a soft drink."

"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."

"What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder!"

I hope you enjoyed!

Enough.

-Stranger.

"Oh Lord, tht was hilarious!!!"

-Mirror.

[glassrunner]

“Everyone — fucking except for you!”

[vindicia]

The Last of Us: Left Behind scenery » [52/?] ↳ Mallrats

[abigailmarstons]

Riley’s Firefly pendant | Dina’s bracelet

[wisteriacat]

i know my girl

[ben-lyintous]

listen at this point the main reason i want ellie to have a girlfriend in part 2 is to fucking SPITE all of those youtubers who either keep insisting in every single video that ellie isn’t gay and kissed riley “platonically” and “out of adrenaline rush” or just keep going on and on about how it actually doesn’t MATTER if she’s gay and how it should therefore be never brought up again because the concept of homosexuality probably doesn’t even exist in a post-apocalyptic world anyway

like nah boy, she’s gay. she’s a lesbian. full homo. i want her wearing a snapback, five flannels and a shirt that says say hey if you’re gay. i want her to make twenty gay puns in the first two minutes of the gameplay while her and her badass playable girlfriend are running over a horde of infected on a rainbow u-haul truck in an abandoned home depot while holding hands. i want her to name her switchblade harold,

[minimenace]

i’d like to thank the last of us 2 for not even being released yet and already having 3 or 4 asian characters in a 25 year post-apocalypse

also tlou and tlou:lb also had 3 or 4 BLACK characters who consequently all ended up dead so uhhh...let's not do that this time

[mike-wheelerr]

Your “crazy together” post reminded me of something. In s1 there was the thing with the deer and how it like instantly gets dragged away remember? They said that was inspired by an identical scene from Until Dawn. So that means they play videogames. The last of us is a real popular game. In the dlc Riley says to Ellie (literally after they kiss) “let’s be all poetic and shit and lose our minds together” that crazy together dialog reminded of that scene in tlou:lb. thought I’d let you know

fck i HAVENT even played the last of us yet & it’s been on my list forever & now I’m totally gonna play it soon this sounds WONDERFUL but YES I SEE THIS & i love it

[im-okay-mj]

@elliewilliams LOOK WHAT I FOUND AGAIN

The Last of Us: A Summary

requested by @quakebeats​

[vindicia]

Counting down to THE LAST OF US PART II  with gifsets ↠ 5 days ↳ Riley Abel

[vindicia]

The Last of Us: Left Behind scenery » [53/?] ↳ Liberty Gardens Mall

[vindicia]

The Last of Us: Left Behind scenery » [55/?] ↳ Colorado Mall

[vindicia]

The Last of Us: Left Behind scenery » [54/?] ↳ Liberty Gardens Mall

[glassrunner]

@quakebeats​’ The Last of Us 12 Day Challenge:

Day 6 - Favorite Gun/Weapon: Ellie’s Switchblade

[glassrunner]

@quakebeats​’ The Last of Us 12 Day Challenge:

Day 5 - Favorite Infected: two dead, one alive?, and one immune