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    salza’s muse is awake so im gonna be there

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    ❛ ... Sometimes I’m really glad that I’m not close with my sister’s friends. ❜

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    hear me out: tights galactic patrolman au

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    ❛ Hey! What the fuck? ❜

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    tbh, tights is such a fearless soul with everything she encounters. much like her sister bulma, she is able to take advantage of her situations with stride, greeting every challenge with an excitable spunk and a willingness to learn about the unknown. the only way you could ever remotely terrify her is with a promising death-threat, either to her, or her friends or family. and even then, she would be the type to fight on, rather than wait on someone else to deal with it-- even if she isn’t a fighter. tights is cunning, and will find a way to deal with anything life throws at her.

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❛ You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger. ❜

   ❛ To... Be here, uh, Sir? ❜ still, she wasn’t certain, peering around the ship that she had incidentally found herself on. Cooler’s words were approached with caution, but at usual, Tight’s curiosity was beginning to get the better of her, overcome with the desire to explore, to learn all she could about the vessel she had found herself aboard. This was prime research material, after all. If she could figure out the mechanics of such a ship, her books would be nothing short of best-sellers.

    ... Fearful, however, the serpentine man had quite the intimidating appearance, and those men that followed-- God knows what they were capable of! One wrong move and it would only take a flick of a finger for them to kill her, right?!    Slowly, she finds herself stepping closer to Cooler, brimmed with a wide-eyed curiosity.

   ❛ ... What are you? ❜

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❛ Where did you come from? ❜

   ❛ Uh, Jaco brought me here. Y’know, like from the Galactic Patrol? How well known are those dorks out here, anyways? Anyways, the cowardly jerk abandoned me after he was chased off by some other goons. Instead of trying to fight them, I don’t know if he was trying to pry some information out of them or what, but I’m kind of left to my own devices, here, ❜ a sigh, and she scratches down a few notes on what looked to be a piece of scratch paper, before folding it up, and putting it in the breast of her overalls.

    ❛ – Are you native to this planet? I gotta say, it’s pretty lucky I can breathe the air here. ❜

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@fyu-ture / cont.

    ❛ A demon, you say? ❜

She claps her hands together in absolute delight, seemingly, she couldn’t be further away from unnerved.

    ❛ So you’re from, like? The netherworld or something? Whoa, I can’t say I’ve met anything within the likes of your kind before! Heck, I’ve been seeing aliens since I was a teenager, but a mutant, demon, or whatever, opens up a whole new realm of possibilities! ❜

Hands place themselves upon her hips, and Tights gives herself a once-over on her outfit.

    ❛ -- Yeah! You’re right! All the pockets on it hold all my pencils and research materials. God knows what’s hiding in here. ❜

... A part of her finds herself tempted to start rummaging through her pockets. Resist. Resist. Tights reaches her hand out instead.

    ❛ Well! Mister Demon guy, I’m Tights. ❜

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❛ I got really, really nervous I just started eating cheese. ❜

   ❛ Honestly, I couldn’t blame you there, kiddo. Hell, on my trips with Jaco, I can’t even count how many times I just had to eat the sandwich meat I packed right out of the package. Sometimes it’s all you can do, right? ❜

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✧ ` / ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA PROMPTS.

triggering & nsfw themes are mildly present below.

❛ What’s up, bitches? ❜ ❛ Cat in the wall, eh? ❜ ❛ I know that game. ❜ ❛ Okay, now you’re talkin’ my language! ❜ ❛ Look at that door, dude. See that door there? ❜ ❛ The one marked “Pirate”? You think a pirate lives in there? ❜ ❛ What are you gonna do, hit him? ❜ ❛ Whoa, what’s with the spray paint, man? ❜ ❛ So what, you want a maid? ❜ ❛ Uhh, what’s with your outfit, man? ❜ ❛ Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper. ❜ ❛ It’s gonna go both ways, dude. Sorry. ❜ ❛ Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper? ❜ ❛ All right, well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere. ❜ ❛ This appears to be a piece of a credit card. ❜ ❛ How is that not specific to one of you? ❜ ❛ Is this wolf hair? ❜ ❛ I wish it was, man, but that’s inconclusive. ❜ ❛ What’s in there, what else? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you just write it down? ❜ ❛ God, you’re disgusting. A disgusting animal. ❜ ❛ You did your best, no hard feelings! ❜ ❛ You’re thirty-three years old, you’re supposed to be sexually active! ❜ ❛ What are you talking about now? ❜ ❛ We’ll make the whole thing up, let’s get outta here. ❜ ❛ Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere… ❜ ❛ How much cheese is too much cheese? ❜ ❛ I got really, really nervous I just started eating cheese. ❜ ❛ Does that calm you down? ❜ ❛ Where did you come from? ❜ ❛ That… that seems really dark. ❜ ❛ Why aren’t you understanding this? ❜ ❛ You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger. ❜ ❛ Well, don’t you look at me like that. ❜ ❛ What’s on the other side of it there? ❜ ❛ Your life is way more glamorous than what I was picturing. ❜ ❛ Now, help me dig these crack rocks outta my ass. ❜ ❛ I need some water. My mouth is dry. ❜ ❛ Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife? ❜ ❛ I suppose you have a problem with that, too? ❜ ❛ Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell’s going on over here? ❜ ❛ You know exactly what you’ve done, sir. ❜ ❛ Now, the rest of you kids can go with those two losers right there. ❜ ❛ I need some trash to plug up the cut. ❜ ❛ I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head. ❜ ❛ I’m the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring! ❜ ❛ Do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids. ❜ ❛ Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink. ❜ ❛ You want some insulin? ❜ ❛ No one’s in any danger! ❜ ❛ I feel like you’re not getting this at all! ❜ ❛ That’s not the issue… ❜ ❛ But it sounds like she/he doesn’t wanna have sex with you… ❜ ❛ You’re misunderstanding me, bro. ❜ ❛ What am I gonna do, say no? ❜ ❛ You had me going there for the first part. The second half kinda threw me. ❜ ❛ Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a boat? ❜ ❛ What do we need a mattress for? ❜

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//She’s the rich lesbian aunt who travels the world that we all deserve.

EXACTLYYYYYY she bursts in the house with a bottle of wine and just, “I’ve got giiiifts!”

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gay rights!

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    i have no use for cui so im gonna change him into someone else ive been meaning to write tbh