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My mind always wavers between, "I want to know and understand all there ever was, is and is to be" and "Who the fuck cares? Why does it matter? Let's get this meaningless marching toward death over with now, shall we?"

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Been checking on old issues of The Brave and the Bold... and hit the one with Nightwing, Hawkman, Deadman team up.

Oh man...

Dick literally saving the world...by bluffing practically every hero team into another dimension.

Not only do they take his word (and I guess he rigged up some fake proofs or stats) and follow his lead, it's pretty much stated none of them will hold the trickery against him.

And sure, there's no fallout from the incident anywhere, Dick still commands the respect/love/trust of almost all DCU, so yeah, apparently that's true.

But what I find most hilarious is imagining Batman's reaction when he gets back to find out what happened. He was away on a space mission, and when he comes back it is to find that

a) Dick effectively trapped every hero on earth in a pocket dimension with nothing more than a good bluff.

b) None of them are after him for payback, they still trust him, and if he asked it again, they will probably go along again.

That is the day Batman decided the only contingency plan for a Nightwing who turned villain is, 'Pray it never happens'.

That's hilarious and exactly what I love about Dick. He's a good manipulator not only because he knows how to do it, but because he can get away with it even if he's found out. And I think it kind of makes sense since his manipulations tend to be for a very good reason, so when others find out why he did it they just shrug and think "Okay, that's fair, I would've done the same" or something along those lines.

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The lack of prison break/Michael Scofield fanficions is disgusting✋

..... I just spent the last 6 hours binge watching prison break (if you write for prison break hit me up fr. ✋

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Aren't they so alike? Two brothers, younger is smarter and older is handsome and self-sacrificing (tried to grew up his brother), no one they could trust but themselves, long journey together and passing the dark together.

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when they're both geniuses and get called pretty in the show

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Once again begging for more people to watch Prison Break. If you like smart, tattooed, autistic men you will like this show. If you like crime shows then please give it a chance. You like when people punch cops? You’ll like this show. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH THIS SHOW AND WRITE FANFIC ABOUT IT

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I’m Bs

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multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

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OBJECTION I SIMPLY CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE

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Donna: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?

Wally: Nope.

Dick: We're two halves of a whole idiot.

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"Are the Robins child soldiers" It depends. If the story is super serious and into exploring complex morality and grounded from reality's standards, then yes. If the story is lighthearted, made for children, fluff, etc., then no. If it's somewhere in the middle, it might depend.

If an author wants to write a story seriously delving into the fucked up-ness of children fighting criminals, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

If an author wants to write a fun story about villains and heroes featuring Robin in a world where that's not an issue, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

If an author wants to write a serious story but not apply IRL-logic to Robin, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

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AO3 IS STILL DOWN I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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all of my comfort shows are horrendously bad.

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip

Using a random fic of mine as example..

The left example: ✅✅✅

The right example: ❌❌❌

Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!

If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…

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When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.