i do have to hand it to him
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I’m making everyone look at my hamster who likes to be bundled like a baby
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Throwing up and crying I cannot believe this thing lives in my house
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Yo im sorry i know i said i was a therapist specializing in helping adopted children cope with their ODD but i WAS lying. I actually made your Romanian son worse and i taught him how to open bottles of nyquil. Better lock that stuff up LOL. For you. BTW. I also taught him how to process nyquil into a potent dissociative sedative
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Uh oh! Looks like you've found the parthogenesis! Let's get one thing clear. I can reproduce all by myself!
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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