tales-from-the-hexlab

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Viktor: Jayce, you love me, right?

Jayce: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Jayce: What are you in the mood for?

Viktor: World domination.

Jayce: That's a bit ambitious.

Viktor: You are my world.

Jayce: Aww...

Viktor:

Jayce:

Viktor:

Jayce, blushing: OH.

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Jayce: I owe you one.

Viktor: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Sky: So, what's it like living with Jayce?

Viktor: He once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Sky:

Viktor, tearing up: I love him so much.

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Jayce: Wow, they really hate us.

Viktor: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Jayce: But we’re not gay, Viktor.

Viktor:

Jayce:

Viktor, trying not to cry: We’re not?

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Viktor: As the top in this relationship, I think we should-

Jayce: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Viktor: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Jayce: Wow. They sound stupid.

Viktor: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Jayce: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Viktor: I guess you’re right. Hey Jayce, I love you.

Jayce: Yes! Just like that!

Viktor: …Holy fucking shit.

Jayce: If that flies over their head then, sorry Viktor, but they're too dumb for you.

Viktor: Jayce.

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Jayce: Can you cut me some slack, Viktor? I’m sort of in love.

Viktor: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Jayce: I’m in love with you.

Viktor: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Jayce: Do you want to know your gay name?

Viktor: My... my gay name?

Jayce: Yeah, it's your first name-

Viktor: Haha. Very funny Jayce-

Jayce: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Viktor: Oh- oh my god.

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Viktor: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Jayce, not looking up from the microscope: Myxine Circifrons

Viktor:

Viktor, now uncontrollably horny: fsh

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Jayce: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Viktor, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Jayce: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Viktor: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Jayce:

Jayce: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Viktor: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Jayce: You and me!!!

Viktor, tearing up: Okay.

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Baby Viktor: It’s so dark in here…

Baby Jayce: Don’t worry, I got this!

Baby Jayce: *stomps his feet*

Baby Jayce: *Sketchers light up*

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Jayce: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Viktor: Jayce, no-

Jayce: *punches the lab wall*

Viktor:

Jayce:

Viktor:

Jayce: … Take me to the hospital, please?

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Jayce: Come on, I wasn’t *that* drunk last night!

Mel: You were flirting with Viktor.

Jayce: So what?! He’s my partner!

Mel: You asked him if he was single.

Jayce:

Mel: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

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Sky: Um, why are Viktor and Jayce sitting with their backs to each other?

Mel: Hm? Oh- they had a fight.

Sky: … then why are they holding hands?

Mel: They get sad when they fight.