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I hate you so much! hate hate his face and his attitude

I hate you too anon? 

Did you simply forget who you're speaking to exactly? I'm right here, no need to speak in third person. Who is this "his" you're referring to? 

Haters gonna hate. 

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If you could fuck one of the *current* Warblers, who would it be?

Just one? No fun. 

I'd fuck all of them. Maybe all at once. ;) 

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So you're stalking Blaine, what's that about?

I don't believe the word 'stalking' is very accurate. 

And if I was, I'd be one hot stalker. ;) 

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Do you actually care for people?

Depends on the people. 

I care about myself, I am in fact a person, meaning I fit into the category of 'people'.  

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What do you think of the fact that Nick is waiting till after hes married to have sex?

What? That's hilarious. 

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talktokurthummel replied to your post: Did you think New Directions were good at Sectionals?

Which is why we went to Nationals last year- without Blaine.

Aren't you a sweet boyfriend. I knew the relationship wouldn't last long. 

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talktoquinnfabray replied to your post: Opinion of Kurt Hummel?

All you say about him is that he has a ‘gay face’. Someone’s running out of insults

Did I ask for your opinion? I clearly stated I do not have time to waste giving my opinion on him. I simply just wrapped it all up in the form of two words that describe him perfectly. 

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Did you think New Directions were good at Sectionals?

I thought Blaine preformed wonderfully, as for the rest of the group... I now know the Warbler's only competition is Blaine. Without Blaine, the New Directions is a joke. 

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Opinion of Kurt Hummel?

I don't have time to waste giving my opinion on that gay face.  

But I'll say one thing, when I'm famous and doing a charity performance, and I look out to the crowd and instantly notice that unforgettable gay face, I'll be sure to give him a penny. 

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Are you still pursuing Blaine, or have you finally come to your senses and left him alone?

I took a jolly Christmas holiday from him, but don't worry, that impressive Warbler is still the first thing on my mind. 

Once he gets a taste of just how hot I can really be, he surely won't be able to say no. I'll have that bow tie lover wrapped around my finger in no time, once he says goodbye to Pinocchio. Which I know will happen soon. 

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talktosantanalopez replied to your post: fmk blaine,kurt,thad

You don’t do marriage but you do murder? I like you.

Everyone likes me. And you are..? 

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fmk blaine,kurt,thad

I already answered a question very similar to this. 

I guess my answer is a slight bit different. 

Fuck: Blaine, (Of course) 

Fuck: Thad. 

Kill: Kurt. 

Still don't do marriage, anon. 

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Was that just a clever and cute way to say you're giving the Warblers your dick for Christmas?

Aren't you a smart one. 

I know I'm on everyone's wish list, so, why not give them what they want? 

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What would you do to Blaine if you could have your way with him.. ;)

And spoil the surprise? He has to wait and find out, anon. ;) 

I'll most certainly give you a hint though. Let's just say, I will be as rough as possible, it'll be hot, sweaty, and completely unforgettable. And blindfolds as well as ropes might be involved the second time we let things get out of control. Because, I know, once you sleep me moi, you'll be dying to do it again. 

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FMK: Nick, Jeff, Thad

Fuck- Nick. 

Fuck- Jeff. 

Fuck- Thad.

Marriage is overrated, and I don't look good in orange jumpsuits. 

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Christmas is in a week. What are you planning on getting all the Warblers for Christmas?

I think my presence is the most wonderful present anyone could receive.  

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I think I just got chlamydia just by looking at you.

Uh... Cool Story Bro? 

That's slightly disgusting. And completely impossible.