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I’d recommend stopping drinking
>gets ignored for 2 seconds while drunk
>immediately goes into one of the worst depressive spirals ever
I really need to either stop drinking or start just. Making absolutely 100% sure theres someone supervising me whenever i get drunk from now on
Like, “your job is to supervise april. No other stimulation, check your dms every 10 seconds, make sure that you’re responding to her every fucking time she messages or she will start fantasizing about throwing her head into gravel until she dies”
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Can my associates verify this?

Ginger Snap Brownies - Cookies Take brownie mix and add cinnamon, ginger, allspice, and nutmeg to make spicy brownies that taste just like the cookies.
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I wrote Another Thing
This one's not a fanfic
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I wrote a thing! It's really Weird!
@gallusrostromegalus, I am showing you this like I am a cat at your front door holding a freshly killed small animal
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He wasn’t there

Can’t stop using this photo. Like that’s really how it feels
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Talos (greek myth) + sine (wave)
USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL
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Fucked up D&D spell idea:
Duress
Third level Enchantment spell that allows you to give the target an instruction, so long as they are reasonably capable of complying with it. If the spell succeeds, the target will take 1d4 psychic damage if they ever defy the instruction, as their body is wracked with crippling agony. The spell lasts for 8 hours, and requires concentration, but you can’t break out early with a wisdom save.
Note that this is not a charm effect, and there is no compulsion placed upon the target. It is fully up to them what they do, as long as they can withstand the excruciating pain.
There would also be a greater version and a mass version
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Story idea:
A soldier, having fought for days, eventually finds himself on a silent battlefield, devoid of allies or enemies. For days he wanders, searching for a battle which ended a while ago. Eventually he may be found by others, but they will not recognize him, for he has become something truly horrific.
His mind has long been eroded away by the unending battle, and all that remains is his training as a soldier. He may still move, speak, and survive like anyone else, but there is nothing behind his eyes, just a husk awaiting his next battle.
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Taylor is incredible with Lisa’s power, much to the shock and dismay of literally everyone
Lisa and Taylor, because I want to see if Lisa's "Taylor would use my powers better than me" theory is right.
(this is re the 'which undersiders would be most fun to body swap a la the raven/starfire bodyswap episode of teen titans) THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I WAS THINKING. and i do think taylor would. i do think taylor quite possibly would use lisas power better than her. but also i think her decreased ability to physically harm people would lead to her being even More self-injurious and suicidal in battle than she already is. she would be Embodying the notion that any thinker is a combat thinker if youre not a pussy. meanwhile i think lisa would be obtaining several new mental illnesses over having to 1. use taylors power and 2. use taylors power without HER power to help her decide how best to use taylor's power. lisa wilbourns very bad no good day
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New brainrot discourse just dropped
Addiction is bourgeois because it means you're wealthy enough to regularly spend money on luxury goods
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I think you should be allowed one(1) “nuh-uh!” in each debate
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Reblog this post if you’re a certified Tap Water Warrior!
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I meant another as in if there was a different case of someone com back wrong, but my hunger is now sated.
Also, Quincy Himself is one of the souls in the clown car that is Ichigo Kurosaki?!
AEIWAM: Came Back Wrong
Great news! That's Uryuu's Mom's character arc!
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Is there Another?
AEIWAM: Came Back Wrong
Great news! That's Uryuu's Mom's character arc!
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