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For everyone who had a bad father having to suffer through Father’s Day, dissociate and laugh at memes

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*steals pukicho’s gender and runs away jack sparrow with a jar or dirt style*

wait you're a dude? I genuinely was starting to think of you as a sentient Pikachu plush tbh you having a gender identity feels wrong

I don't care how you perceive me as long as I am being perceived

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Gonna try this today and will confirm if this is truly how it goes

This is what 3 soda pops no lunch feels like

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APOLLO PLEASE FUCKING PUT AWAY YOUR DODGEBALL OF PROPHECY, ITS BEEN USED TOO MUCH RECENTLY

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FUCK YALL AND YOUR FUNCTIONAL FINE MOTOR SKILLS

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So, uh, I’m looking to be kidnapped into a country that is not America. Could, anyone help me with that?

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*bonk*

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Autism in a gay ass font

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Friendly reminder that MSG is only viewed as bad due to racism against Asia, so make sure to use it like pepper in dishes you make. It adds another layer of umami. Just make sure not too eat too much of it or you’ll die, but that is literally the case with anything

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Ok, whatever the result of this poll is, I’ll make it that way

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I HAVE EATEN BATTERY ACID SPAGHETTI AND ENJOYED IT, FEAR ME MORTALS

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Anyone else just watched tumblr text posts and eventually been like “fuck it, I need in on the chaos”?

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Tumblr, Make egg fried rice

Please spread this around, I plan on actually cooking this and it needs lots of votes for every ingredient to be there