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Made an improved version via hyperfixation, cleaned up the symmetry and made the eyespots more on-model. Plus some extra details

Got fixated on the Moth (sometimes fairy) Bill trend going around and decided to homebrew him some personalized wings, the shape is a blend of three moth species. The Golden Emperor Moth, the Comet Moth and the Long-tailed Burnet Moth. I do not own any of the pictures I used to trace, they were purely as reference to get the shapes right. I've seen a lot of art that has Bill as this little guy with very simple wings forming a single eye, but I like to think he's so extra he'd go all out 😁

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Got fixated on the Moth (sometimes fairy) Bill trend going around and decided to homebrew him some personalized wings, the shape is a blend of three moth species. The Golden Emperor Moth, the Comet Moth and the Long-tailed Burnet Moth. I do not own any of the pictures I used to trace, they were purely as reference to get the shapes right. I've seen a lot of art that has Bill as this little guy with very simple wings forming a single eye, but I like to think he's so extra he'd go all out 😁

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AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

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Instead of theraprism bill day i shouldve decreed it was Ford Gets Held Down Day and we all sjouldve drawn that man slutting it up in various restrictive positions

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Sound on !

Warnings : violence/gore, flashing lights, spoilers for Gravity Falls/Journal 3/The Book of Bill

Saw someone suggesting Your Wicked Company by Harley Poe as a Billford song and then I blacked out for two months

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Yup you heard it! In order for these two figs to be made 500 of each figure must be sold. Right now only 300 of each are gone and there's only 11 days left! March 14th is the cut off! (Unless Rich changes his mind and extends the preorder period).

As for the pins and prints do not worry, these will be getting made regardless of how many sell.

Buy the A-Ford-A-Bill Collection here!

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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i need you to be aware that you can make a giant batch of caramelized onions to keep in the freezer and defrost at will. that is legal and they can't stop you. they can't take this from you

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

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I imagine Euclidian reproduction to work as follows.

As a note, reproduction is possible regardless of gender, but the process follows three stages. Fertilization, Separation, and Incubation.

The Fertilization stage begins when the pair slowly blend and fuse genetic cells from different points of their shapes. Pressing themselves together, usually at a point or corner. Growing the connecting section gradually until a new shape is clearly outlined from the combination of their DNA (resulting in the joined section being a different color). This process can take several hours and is uncomfortable and taxing for both individuals, there is very little "pleasure" involved and given the required focus of conjoining. Accidental births are not possible, it has to be intentional. Once the two Euclidians have successfully conjoined an outlined shape between them, the "Fertilization" stage is complete.

Afterwards the suggested protocol is to rest given the strenuous process of the previous stage, which also gives the fused genetics time to stabilize. Some however will rush the "birth" by immediately beginning Separation, tearing themselves free from the conjunction to leave an intact and newly formed shape. The gaps in their own bodies will eventually regenerate and heal (much like a starfish losing a limb). How long this takes will be dependent on each individuals health.

Finally comes the Incubation stage, as the new "baby" is not yet conscious and is more equivalent to an egg. After a gestational period where the parents will protect and nurture their offspring, creating a bond over several "months". The new shape will develop facial features such as eyes, internal organs and other necessary adaptations to conscious life. Becoming a brand new Euclidian that will grow up to eventually, if the right partner and conditions are met. Have children of their own.

Inspired by art by @akubaras-gf-au-collection

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Me remembering the time my little sister decided to calculate how many eggs Gaston ate in his life. (Directly quoted)

"Gaston says in the song that he ate 4 dozen eggs a day when he was a lad, and when he was grown he started eat 5 dozen eggs.

So we'll say he started at age 10 and he upgraded when he turned 21.

365 days in a year, for 11 years, 4 dozen per day thats 192,720 eggs in 11 years.

Then upgrading to 5 dozen eggs starting at 21. Hes about 30 in the movie so thats 9 years of eating 5 dozen eggs per day.

365 days in a year, for 9 years, 5 dozen eggs per day thats 197,100 eggs in 9 years.

So lets combine that. 192,720+197,100 is 389,820 eggs. Now every 4 years theres a leap day so lets combine the years total 20 years so 5 leap days. 2 leap years eating 4 dozen and 3 eating 5 dozen. So 96 while eating 4 dozen. And 180 while eating 5 dozen. So lets add those together. 180+96 is 276.

So we gotta add those with the rest.

389,820+276= 390,096

So Gaston ate a total of 390,096 eggs from ages 10 to 30.

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Tumblr Tuesday: Ace Art

Happy Asexual Awareness Week to all aces and your allies. Here is a collection of exuberant ace art for your exuberant ace hearts. Keep on breaking those allo assumptions, one artwork at a time 🖤🩶🤍💜

@sandrune-art:

@evocaitart:

@unwashedace:

@tinyflowerclub:

@vuelode-irbis:

@szczurherbacany:

@wafflenati0n:

@dinxie:

@pokimoko:

@werew0lfprincess:

@plutonicbees:

@cowheist:

@lokithefoolishegg:

@yujateaandpi:

@transcendragon:

@starryaves:

@kyri45:

@squishlamb:

@peppermintbits:

@kateammann:

@soni-dragon:

@kynni-purri:

@theartofmadeline:

@icannotgetoverbirds:

@meoskyan:

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Original comic by Rasenth

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Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:

Have you ever been to Earth?

In Earth we use the word "burrito" to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I'm surprised got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, your and I agree, and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you, and anyone whose brain has been scrubbed repeatedly with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You are an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherf-ing ZONES going in that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito's end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A F-CKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming hopelessly trapped in the godd-mned cliarnto cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all f-cking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE F-CKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don't stand it to and bite down in it lengthwise like a f-cking Rancor. Humans can't usually dislocate their jaws, and I'm not a f-cking pelican. But you must think that's how it's done, since that would be THE ONLY F-CKING WAY to take a bite out of your craptastrophe and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can't guessanything, because I'm pretty sure you just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some sh-t into a tortilla, but just in case, here's what.

Humans also don't eat burritos like f-cking corn on the cob. Like a f-cking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time, then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I'LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT'S JUST GONING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN F-CKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I'M IN THE F-CKING CHEESOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT'S NO ANOTHER F-CKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a f-cking pack of Lifesavers.

And don't even think I'm going to open this sh-t up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY F-CKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT'S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU F-CKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO F-CKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SH-T BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT'S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What's that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON'T WANT TO DRINK MY BURRITO THROUGH A F-CKING BENDY STRAW, AND I DON'T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion: You're the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID "JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK:"

A f-cking fork?

I DIDN'T ORDER THE F-CKING CORNBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone handed me a burrito with a fork THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That's like buying a car and having them hand you a f-cking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERF-CKER'S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SH-T, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They're called f-cking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven't cried since I was six, but I'm f-cking sobbing now.

People way burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

Did...

Did you literally send me the whole burrito rant as a copy-pasta?

Omg anon. That's beautiful.

~ Mod Niecest

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emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.

multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.

i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.

please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.