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Trauma makes fear.

Fear isnt always curled up and eyes watering, wanting for arms to hold you and protect you.

Sometimes fear is rage, eyes still watering, biting any hand that comes close to you.

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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

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“He’s from space, and he’s here to steal a necklace from a wizard.” [from Oliver]

infinity war sentence starters

“.... Ollie, have you been smoking something? Because wizards and people from space don’t exist.”

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Allison Williams.

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Infinity War Sentence Starters

“It’s nanotech, you like it?”

“Not cool!”

“He’s from space, and he’s here to steal a necklace from a wizard.”

“I’m being beamed up!”

“What, you kids never seen a spaceship before?”

“Earth is closed today!”

“You’re invited to my wedding!”

“He’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.”

“He’s not a dude. You’re a dude. This is a man.”

“Families can be tough.”

“You’re imitating the god-man.”

“We have two ships and a large assortment of morons.”

“Kick names and take ass!”

“You speak Groot?”

“It was an elective.”

“I like to think of myself as a titan killing, long-term booty call.”

“I’ll do you one better, WHY is (_name_)?”

“What master do you serve?”

“He’s been dead before. This time I think it may be real.”

“Where’s the fight?”

“God, I love this place.”

“More power, rabbit!”

“Damnit? What’s damnit?”

“We have blood to spare.”

“What the hell?”

“You see the teeth on these things?”

“This will be the end of (_place_).”

“Then it will be the noblest ending in history.”

“Magic! Magic! More magic! Magic with a kick!”

“How much for the gun?” “Not for sale.” “How much for the arm?”

“I see you’ve copied my beard.”

“Why was she up there all this time?”

“We don’t trade lives.”

“You lost another superbot?”

“It means get lost, Squidward!”

“I am (_first name_) (_last name_).”

“It was the only way.”

“I don’t want to go.”

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angry sexual tension starters

a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.

“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”

“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”

“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”

“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”

“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”

“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”

“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”

“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”

“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”

“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”

“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”

“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.” 

“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”

“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”

“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”

“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”

“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”

“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”

“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”

“Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”

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I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself.

Franz Kafka (via goodreadss)

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✆

TEXT MEME

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[text] Babs my head feels like someone ran it over with a 4x4.[text] Im never drinking again.

[text] Till tonight.

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service : Sentence Starters

“Manners maketh man.”

“Then let me teach you a lesson.”

“I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic.”

“Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.”

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man.”

“True nobility is being superior to your former self.”

“Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.”

“If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.”

“I will be right back.”

“The suit is the modern gentleman’s armour.”

“I’ve had a rather emotional day.”

“I’d appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.”

“Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?”

“You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.”

“Looks like a lot of people are going to die.”

“Does it look like I give a fuck?”

“Son of a bitch!”

“Do you like spy movies?”

“Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day.”

“If you’re prepared to adapt, you can transform.”

“When I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy.”

“Ah yes. Very, very nice.”

“Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat’s formal greeting.”

“Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.”

“That is sick.”

“What does this do? Electrocute you?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.”

“This whisky is amazing, you will shit.”

“If you get blood on the carpet you’re going to have to take the carpet up!”

“I see someone who doesn’t know what the fuck to do with his life.”

“Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn’t stay on.”

“Well, that was surprising.”

“You know I’ve got nothing to lose.”

“Of sorts. Interested?”

“You blew your opportunity just for a fuckin’ dog!”

“You shot your dog and had it stuffed?”

“Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam.”

“Mankind is the virus, and I’m the cure.”

“I’ll have the Big Mac.”

“Good choice, but nothing beats two cheeseburgers and special sauce.”

“It ain’t that kind of a movie.”

“You didn’t - stop - shit!”

“Thank you for the ‘happy’ meal.”

“Choose your puppy.”

“How deep does this fuckin’ thing go?”

“Wherever you go, your dog goes.”

“What? They’re gun dogs.”

“It’s a bulldog, ain’t it?”

“It’ll get bigger, don’t it?”

“Shit.”

“The man who got you released.”

“I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.”

“You need to solve problems under pressure.”

“Mass genocide?”

“Felt sorry for the boy, did you?”

“He will find this humiliating.”

“I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.”

“If you have a problem with me, you come and you whisper it in my ear.”

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💀 Reblog if your muse is deadly

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Favorite trope 348234: when person who nearly died wakes up in hospital bed, looks around, sees the object of their affection asleep in a chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days

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As soon as he’d hung up the phone, Oliver’s attention turned to the crying baby in the car seat.  It took him a couple of tries to figure out how to unbuckle the straps, and then how to actually pick the little one up.  Once the boy was in his arms, however, some memory of getting to hold baby Thea came to him, and he knew what to do.  He held the crying, squirming little boy against his shoulder, patting his back and bouncing him gently.

“Hey .. hey- it’s okay little guy .. shhh ..” Apparently, being held was what the little one had wanted, his cries quieting to soft hiccups.  Oliver carried him carefully over to the couch and sat down, settling him so he could hold him in one arm and pick up the letter the social worker had left with his other hand.  He read and reread it six times before Tammy got there, and every time it still floored him.

“That- that girl I had a- a thing with .. Samantha ..she uh- she had a baby .. my baby.”  He held the letter out to Tammy so she could read it for herself.  It detailed everything; how Samantha had wanted to raise William herself but she’d gotten sick, how she’d made arrangements for William to be given to his father, and that she hoped Oliver would take care of him.

“I’m a dad, Tammy .. “ 

Tammy stood in the doorway to Oliver's apartment, staring wide-eyed at him holding the baby. She slowly moved in and took the letter he was holding out. Reading it over carefully more than once.

“Holy shit...” She murmured before remembering the fact that the baby was there. Cringing and glancing at the small boy.

“Ollie... how are you...” Tammy began before stopping and closing her eyes. She knew that that wasn’t the type of thing that Oliver needed to hear at that moment. Moving closer slowly and arching her neck to look at William in her friend's arms.

“Ollie...”

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Helping My Injured Muse Sentence Starters

"Oh, God, you're bleeding. You're bleeding a lot."

"Stop squirming, I'm trying to help."

"Hang on, I got you."

"Just lean on me, I'll help you walk."

"We should get that looked at."

"Don't tilt your head back, you'll make your nosebleed worse!"

"Just sit up and breathe, ok?"

"Eh, you'll be fine. I think. Maybe."

"What ever you do, don't go to sleep. Stay awake."

"Oooooo. That looks painful."

"Oh, thank God! Don't scare me like that!"

"How the hell did you do this to yourself?"

"Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?"

"You stopped breathing."

"Oh look, it's alive."

"Take deep breaths, you'll be fine."

"Arms shouldn't move like that..."

"What happened to your leg?!"

"Yep, that's broken alright. How'd you manage that?"

"Here's some ice."

"You're welcome, by the way."

"Do you need an ice pack for that shiner?"

"Yeesh, you look like shit."

"Wait, you were mugged?!"

"Is that a stab/gunshot wound?"

"Ok, ew. I'm not cleaning that up."

"Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head."

"You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn't be moving arou d too much if I were you."

"We thought you were dead!"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?"

"Can you walk on your own?"

"You're getting blood on my clothes!"

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

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My muse has forgotten yours. Try and make them remember (or alternatively, use this fresh start against them...)

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hey! if ur ever looking for information on my character (whether i haven’t finished/uploaded my stats or bio pages or it’s just information you’d like to know) you can always 100% shoot me a message asking about anything! if you need something cleared up about my muse, ask me. if you wanna learn more about my muse, ask me. if something is confusing you or you just want to know more - ask me! i’m always available to answer questions about my muse because the odds are i’m probably still figuring them out. no matter how long i’ve had them for, there’s always room for character development and finding out more about them. there are some things even i haven’t figured out about my muse, so always feel free to ask me if you wanna know anything.

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My muse dropped off the face of the planet years ago, your muse has not seen them since. Your muse goes to a local fast food restaurant and they see my muse working at the register. How does your muse respond to this?