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Mods! Misinterpret her intentional whimsy in bad faith and mistake it for sincere idiocy!

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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When the mustard hits

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A quick collage inspired by @pngblog alien seals

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we heard Ingo & Emmet are popular on tumblr so here's a high res image of the Battle Subway Bosses

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some autistic people will never be able to have a job or live alone, some women that are transvestigated in bathrooms will have a penis, sometimes a trans women will win a sport she is "naturally" gifted in such as being really tall and playing basketball and sometimes the homeless guy panhandling really will just spend that money on cigarettes and scratchers instead of food. they are still human beings that dont deserve to be tormented by the legal system and paranoid freaks

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"Hey can you pour me a drink"

"Yeah man no problem lemme just find a good cup"

The Galileo Mug:

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mmm yummy burgie

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Opening up the replies to a post only to be flashbanged by the stupidest motherfucker on the face of the planet

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lets be roly-poly with mama

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cookie drawing (so the recipe I copied didn't seem too empty)

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Dandelion

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would you let him spin around