#noop nooping

[tandytoaster]

Dark Samus is mold. Dark Samus is goop. Dark Samus is a creature that crawled out of the sewer. Dark Samus is a shadow that grows with no light source. Dark Samus is the sprouts that grow on a potato when it gets old

[onlyblondzz]

[elceeu2morrow]

FITFWT Philadelphia, PA / 7.27.23 [eddy.luciano]

[whack-vibe]

Do you hate spoons?

Me too.

I mean, how are you supposed to get the last bit of soup or milk out of the bowl? And so many of them are umcomfy and fit poorly in your mouth too.

But despair not! for I have contrived a solution!

Meet the Noops!

The Noops is the ideal spoon replacement, perfect for all ages and abilities.

The name of the Noops comes from the soon-obsolete object it replaces. Simply ‘spoon’ in reverse, it shows how backwards and problematic spoons are in comparison.

The most striking aspect of the Noops is likely the sponge in place of the bowl of a spoon, and it serves to solve many issues with traditional spoons.

The porous material is excellent for absorbing every last drop of soup, broth, or milk from a bowl. Once in the mouth, the sponge easily releases the delicious liquid when compressed by the tongue.

Additionally, the soft material is comfortable and compressible enough to fit mouths of all shapes and sizes.

For children, the elderly, and folks with compromised mobility, spoons can pose a risk for spilling. Not only does this create countless messes, but can also cause serious burns from hot soup. Noopses mitigate that risk by containing the liquid until safely in the mouth.

The sponge is specifically shaped and angled for comfort and usability. Tasty chunks, whatever delicious morsels they may be, sit comfortably on top of the Noops’s sponge.

In contrast the boring, old-fashioned, metal handle of most spoons, a Noops’s handle is bright and fun. Made of plastic, they would come in a variety of fun colours, as well as a sleek black for those with more refined tastes.

The thick, round handle is easy for all to grasp, from young children to the elderly to disabled people. Furthermore, the angle also makes the Noops easier to hold.

[crimsalwaysawake]

I just got an EVIL BOOP

How do I access EVIL BOOPS?

[mondo-grosso]

ok but this is basically a mix of a pager with a tamagotchi . tumblr did it for us millenials

[frikkingremlin]

I love how the latest gamer drama is just "changing 'boy or girl' to 'he or she or they' makes gamers who don't know basic grammar explode"

[trashcornertully]

Milo Belladonna, for the culture

[spideyhighlighty]

THE ROGUE TRANSLATOR NEWS BROKE 3 DAYS AGO????

[metanoianmayhem]

tbh if they add ai to start scraping here, I'll be deleting this blog.

you can find me on discord, thru any of my work links at the top and idk where else.

I would hate to leave. I've been here since 2010!

But I'm not interested in enabling ai to scrape the web

[regalityandcoffee]

Some day I'll figure out if me feeling disconnected from my full name is a result of internalized racism, gender dysphoria, or mommy issues. Or a combination of all three.

But tonight is not that night.

[tandytoaster]

They have the same head shape 🥺

[iasips8]

one of my friends saw my blog open on my phone its over.

[elceeu2morrow]

FITFWT 2023 Columbus OH, 6.6.23

[soobinies]

content creator tag game: before vs after colouring. thank you for tagging me val! @jaeyunsim​ i was waiting to be tagged in this.

honestly i bascially use the same pds file for all my gifs but there are many time when i feel like it doesn’t work for some so i kinda have to change it up a bit. for me i try me best to bring back skintones the best i can but sometimes i suck at it but im trying.. i use selective colors, hue/saturation, curves and lately gradient maps. sometimes if the video itself then i just use a basic and quick pds like my base coloring. 

anyways i feel like everyone has done this already so i wont tag anyone

[glitchysquidd]

You’re writing three things at once??? Howwww????

I get distracted then forget what I was working on... then start working on something else.

It makes my funky brain go heehee hoohoo!!!