tanyalovesreading
tanyalovesreading
Just your average book-loving Zillenial
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tanyalovesreading · 17 days ago
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Soo
 hear me out. Draco got caught in a spell. Ends up as a peacock. And Hermione doesn’t have a car. Lives in the muggle world. She finds him and recognises him.
Then takes him into her bloody bike to see Theo, to see if he can reverse the spell. And Draco actually likes it 😂
Okay. Enough internet for today 😅
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tanyalovesreading · 1 year ago
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🚹 Government Media Office:
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The "israeli" occupation engages in deception and spreads false news about the horrific Flour Massacre on Al-Rashid Street, aiming to evade and escape from its heinous crime, we we hold the American administration and the occupation responsible.
The "israeli" occupation, through a group of its spokespersons across media outlets, attempted to mislead, spread false news, and lie to the public, conjuring a fabricated narrative regarding the horrific Flour Massacre committed this morning on Al-Rashid Street, southwest of Gaza City. We deny the occupation's false claims alleging that the martyrs of this massacre ascended due to stampede and internal conflict.
The occupation committed this atrocious massacre with the premeditated intention to cause this large number of martyrs and wounded. All injuries and martyrs from this massacre—exceeding 360 in number—were direct casualties of bullets owned and fired by the "israeli" army, as well as internationally banned shells, deliberately targeting civilians. This was evident on the bodies of the martyrs and the wounded.
Hundreds of civilians in the area, who came for a bag of flour or food aid to feed their children and families amid the deepening and ongoing famine in North Gaza and Gaza governorates, where 700,000 people live, have been prevented by the occupation from receiving any aid to these governorates for 146 days.
We hold the American administration, the international community, the "israeli" occupation, and also the international organizations that have shirked their responsibilities fully responsible for the mass killings, the horrific massacre, the genocide, and the starvation war carried out and still being executed by the "israeli" army to this day.
We appeal to all countries of the world, all Arab and Islamic states, the Arab League, and the Organization of Islamic Cooperation to immediately and urgently intervene to pressure the occupation to stop the genocide against our Palestinian people in the Gaza Strip, halt the bloodshed, and stop the killing and targeting of civilians, children, and women.
The Government Media Office
Thursday, February 29, 2024
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tanyalovesreading · 1 year ago
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Soooo
 after Fourth Wing and Iron Flame, I finally signed up to Goodreads 😅 Are there any more Fantasy / Romantasy people out there who want to connect? Apparently all of my friends hate reading (or do it only for work) And I can’t
 So feel free to add me 😊
Check out my profile on Goodreads!
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/174152944
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tanyalovesreading · 2 years ago
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Teacher Looking For Some Help!
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Hello! Thank you for being interested in helping me! It means so much! Throughout this post there are several ways to help me get the items I need to help be successfully teach a 4th/5th grade split class!
It would also mean so much to me if this post could be shared around to get more traction. Thanks!
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QUESTIONS
I know that some of you have questions like:
What is a split class? A split class is where one teacher has two grades of students in their class. I will have my class of (so far) 29 students split between 4th graders and 5th graders.
How can you teach two grades together? It will be hard but my admin, coaches, and fellow teachers are helping me work out the best schedule for me and my students.
Why can't you get help from your school or district? Unfortunately, part of the reason that I am teaching a split is because there is not enough money. The school and district can't help me with everything I want or need for my classroom. If I don't reach out for help from other sources, I end up buying most of what I need from my own pocket.
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AMAZON WISHLIST
My Amazon wishlist has a variety of items with a variety of prices. Feel free to sort it by prices (that's what I do).
Amazon Link Click Here
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Kofi
Honestly, I had forgotten that I had this Kofi account. Feel free to donate money through this account.
Kofi Link Click Here
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Journals
I made these journals and are selling them on Amazon. I would love it if I could sell a few more of these journals to help!
Dream Journal
Beach Vibes Journal
Farm Vibes Journal
A Magical Park Journal
Fanfiction Tracker Journal
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Teachers Pay Teachers
My fellow teachers, I sell items on TPT. If you would like, you can buy my items off of TPT. I am working on putting more items on there.
TPT Link Click Here
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Thank you for any of the support you can give.
If you could please reblog this and share it around, that would be great!
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tanyalovesreading · 2 years ago
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Yeah, but there’s no time to dye
M calls 007 into the office for a meeting.
She tells him, "James, I have a new mission for you where you will be impersonating a blonde real estate developer."
James says, "But I have dark hair, do you expect me to wear a wig?"
M says, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."
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tanyalovesreading · 2 years ago
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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
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tanyalovesreading · 3 years ago
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GUIDELINES FOR
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1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardly acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR
2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES
3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR
why should I support the skeleton war?
Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.
Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.
its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-
THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES
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HOW DO I PARTICIPATE (AND NOT PARTICIPATE?)
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tanyalovesreading · 3 years ago
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So I’ve been thinking. I need an outlet for all this bullshit.
Okay
 that’s harsh. Let me try again!
Hey guys! I’ve been on this job for 6 years now. I love it, it’s my absolute dream job. But since the second covid wave, this job has been hell more often than not. This doesn’t mean I see many gruesome things, yea they’re a part of this job and they do happen. But I kid you not when I tell you, you have no, absolutely no clue why people would call an ambulance.
The German healthcare system is one of the best. Everyone gets to call emergency services, rich or poor, homeless or not. You have to have insurance. Even if you’re a refugee you get it. But oftentimes that means that I get to respond to calls where I just want to scream at people.
The joke among healthcare workers is the typical “3 am, back pain for at least 3 weeks and now I want an MRI“. That’s just not what EMS is for.
Other people are talking about it on big platforms, Facebook, Insta, Twitter, TikTok whatever. They want to spread awareness about this. By now I actually don’t care anymore. We’ve been yelling for years and no one seems to care anyway.
So I’m just seeking an outlet for all of this. So if you’re up for weird stories, buckle up. If not, then this blog is just gonna act as my personal therapist because a real one wouldn’t believe some of these stories anyway
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tanyalovesreading · 3 years ago
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So I’m 25 and grew up mostly in Germany. I had to take typing lesson from grade 5-8 in school. Where we learned all about it. I even remember my 5th grade teacher having us writing on a typing machine, because “Computers are so impractical, they won’t be the future. You can’t carry them around with you”. Yeah. It was a fun time 😅😅
Now I’m actually pretty grateful. I’ll type up anything really fast while also watching a tv show or whatever. Doesn’t matter. And sometimes when I hit my nostalgic phase I get out my grandmas old typewriter.
Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.
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tanyalovesreading · 3 years ago
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tanyalovesreading · 4 years ago
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This! Omg this is amazing.
I gotta tell you a short story.
I’m a paramedic. Been working in the field for about 5 years now. People around me know this. And still! One of my friends was just like:
“So like, when you’re on duty with another girl, aren’t the police / FD / other ambulances really annoyed by you guys?”
And I was like “huh?”
“Well, you always talk about the weird patients on the 4th floor, and you have to carry them down. Obviously you can’t do that and always have to call your really strong male colleagues or PD / FD. Aren’t they annoyed by that?”
And I was just looking at them like WTH? Bish I could carry your ass down these stairs alone. I don’t need no man. It’s my job. So I learned how to get fit for it.
Why haven’t we established already that women can lift weight as well? Why are we still questioned like this? 🙄🙄
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"Hi Muscle Mark"
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tanyalovesreading · 4 years ago
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I just had to think for a second, cause I kinda erased that name from my brain. But yeah. Absolutely. And it’s an international thing. Here in Germany you’ll find almost no one that likes Lister
How to find a man or women performing witch craft?
Are you asking how to procure a relationship with someone that performs witchcraft, or simply find people that practise?
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tanyalovesreading · 4 years ago
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Happy lonely Birthday to me ...
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tanyalovesreading · 5 years ago
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An Leabhar na DraĂ­ochta
The Mori Witch’s Book of Magick
A collection of original writings by Rowan Méadhbh Keaney.
[Updated: 08-07-18]
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Magick
Types of Magick
Binding [Witchcraft 101]
Curses vs. Hexes: What’s the Difference?
Necromancy [Witchcraft 101]
The Basics of Wards & Warding [Witchcraft 101]
Psychic Phenomena [Witchcraft 101]
General Info
Taglocks [Witchcraft 101]
Magick Oils
Making A Simple Protection/Negativity Repelling Sachet
A Brief Summary of the Major Arcana (Tarot)
Liminality & Liminal Spaces
Witch Bottles?
Astral Weaponry [Witchcraft 101]
The Basics of Astral Projection & Astral Travel [Witchcraft 101]
Herbs & Herbalism
10 Herbs to Keep Close By
Uses for Forget-Me-Nots & Lavender in Magick
83 Herbs and Their Magickal Properties
Correspondences of: Carrier & Essential Oils
Herbs and Things to Avoid During Pregnancy & Lactation [Witchcraft 101]
Divination
Palmistry: [Part 1] ✧ [Part 2]
How to Work & Calibrate Your Pendulum
Divination Drinks: Tea to Aid in Divining
Scrying [Witchcraft 101]
Tarot 101: Bonding With Your Deck ✧ Charging Your Deck. 
Divination 2.0: Tarot Spreads
Rowan’s Cross New Year Tarot Spread.
Illuminate My Path Tarot Spread.
Removal of the Festering Limb Tarot Spread [a spread for cutting toxic ties].
Creatures
Let’s Talk Quickly About Bean Sídhe
Spells
Bath Magick
Roe’s All-round Cleansing Bath [Bath Magick]
“Bathe Me the Fuck Better” Bath Spell [sachet]
Healing
Minor Pain/Healing Spell
Spirit Work & Divination
Incense Blend (ft. Candle Magick) to Contact A Deceased Loved One
Jar Spells/Spell Bottles
Roe’s Foolproof Decoy/Entrapment Bottle
Curses/Hexes/Jinxes
All That You Love Will Turn to Nothing [curse].
Love
Open to Love: A Poppet
Chants & Incantations
A Chant for Luck!
Talismans & Amulets/Enchanting Objects
Amulets vs. Talismans
Regain & Maintain Your Self-Control
Tips, Tricks & Advice
The Mori Witch’s Tips & Tricks
Witch Tips: [X] [X] [X] [X]
How Do You Deal with the Negative Connotations Surrounding Witchcraft?
Why Protecting Yourself During Samhain is Important
Mugwort: WARNING!
Sigils & Sigil Magick
“My Positive Relationships Will Flourish” [sigil]
“I Cannot Be Broken” [sigil]
“The Traumas of My Past Will Not Trouble My Future” & “I Do Not Fear the Troubles or Frights That My Eyes Have Seen” [sigil(s)]
“I Am Not My Past; I Have Worth” [sigil]
“I Have the Power to Succeed” [sigil]
“I am in control.” [sigil]
“I hold the power of a storm in my heart.” [sigil]
“I am filled with motivation.” [sigil]
“All that you love; all that brings you joy, will bring you nothing but emptiness.” [sigil]
“Spirits are welcome here, on this night.” [sigil]
“I have an improved and active memory.” [sigil]
“I heal quickly.” & To ward off sickness and promote good health. [sigil(s)]
“I recall my dreams with clarity and ease.” [sigil]
“I am charming.” & “This day is a success.” [sigil(s)]
“Forest Demon.” [sigil]
“Brain fog will not cloud my mind.” [sigil]
“My mind is still; my mind is soothed.” [sigil]
“I commune easily with the dead.” [sigil]
“My problematic habits and behaviours are bound; they cannot resurface and do harm.” [sigil]
“The pains of my illness are easy to bear.” [sigil]
Potions & Elixirs
Roe’s Magickal Pick-me-up (for the tired witch)
Runes
Witches Runes [Part 1] ✧ [Part 2]
Paganism
Sabbats & Festivals
Sabbats: Samhain ✧ Beltane ✧ Lughnasadh ✧ Yule ✧ Ostara.
Pagan Festivals: Walpurgisnacht
A Samhain Special: Pumpkins!
Deities
Gaelic Deities: The Dagda ✧ Óengus ✧ Abarta
A Brief List of Well Known and Commonly Worshipped Pagan Deities
“How would one worship and invoke Lir and The Morrigan?”
Other
Celtic Tree Lore
Dumb Suppers [Paganism 101]
Brief Summary of Why Wicca and Witchcraft Are Not Interchangeable.
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tanyalovesreading · 5 years ago
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tanyalovesreading · 5 years ago
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To all you baby witches out there. Be safe 😘
20 Tips to being a Safe Witch
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Altar Safety
When burning anything always keep a glass of water near you, unless you are working with burning oils, then keep a fire extinguisher or baking soda on hand.
When working with essential oils(EO), do not burn them they are highly flammable 
Never leave anything burning unattended, be it a burn bowl, candle, incense. DON’T LEAVE IT!
Please remove anything flammable such as paper or string from the candle, it will ignite and you will be alarmed.
Make sure that what you’re burning your candle in is fire safe, metal and cast iron are good bets. Do NOT burn in a glass, if you have to put it out and dump water on it, it will explode. 
Make sure you tie back loose hair and don’t have any floppy sleeves or necklaces to get in the way. 
When putting out a candle it is best to use a candle snuffer and do not use water. 
Don’t burn kitchen sage, it gives off a toxic smoke. Not something you wanna inhale.
Essential Oil Safety
Please, please dilute them properly. I have a chemical burn scar I can never get rid of due to undiluted cinnamon bark oil. The proper dilution is one drop per teaspoon.
Never ingest EO, there are some that are now generally recognized as safe by the FDA, but the quality of EO are not regulated. Who knows what a bad quality EO could do to your internal organs, not something I wanna test.
Essential Oils are photosensitive, meaning they deteriorate in light store them in a dark area to prevent them from spoiling.
DO NOT put them near on your skin and get in the sun or a tanning bed, especially citrus oils, they will blister.
Water will not dilute essential oils, only other oils(canola, olive, sweet almond, olive will all dilute). If you want to use them in a bath it is one drop per a teaspoon of oil.
Please seek medical attention if anything seems off after using EO, they seem harmless but can be very dangerous
Pets can be very sensitive to essential oils(particularly cats) and it is almost impossible to cover all my bases here. The sources provided below have some great resources.
Always go by the scientific name, German and Roman chamomile are very different products.
Kitchen Magic Safety
Wear shoes if you’re doing anything, I nearly lost a toe the other day cause I dropped a knife. I got lucky I was wearing boots. 
Wear correct clothing, and tie back hair. No matter if you have a gas, electric or induction stove, I’ve caught a lab coat sleeve on fire thanks to a torch while making a creme brulee. 
Use your knives correctly, learn about the pinch grip and use the correct knife for the job. Using a paring knife for chopping potatoes is asking for trouble. There are tons of videos online, I like the ones from Alton Brown and Jamie Oliver.
As a side note use sharp knives, a blunt knife will do more damage than a sharp one.
Don’t leave knives in the sink, someone could begin to wash dishes and cut themselves. 
Watch the steam. Steam can give a worse burn than dry heat, open pot lids away from you and don’t stick your face and phalanges in steam. 
Don’t leave food products unattended. 
Use your damn pot holders, they protect you and your counters. 
Store raw meat on the lowest shelves, and never store cooked meat on the same shelf
Wash your hands before, wash your hands after handling raw meats, wash your hands after. 
Don’t leave food that is meant to be cold or hot out for more than 2 hours, this is to decrease foodborne illness. 
When using the store turn handles in, to keep yourself from bumping them off the stove. 
Cook meats to proper temps(there is a chart in the sources)
If you are using herbs be sure to use kitchen grade herbs, those that are not kitchen grade are not held up to the same purity standards and could have more pesticide residue.
Herbal Safety
Please be aware a lot of herbs can work against prescription medications, or should only be taken in very specific doses( St. John’s Wort I’m looking at you.) Check in with your doctor or a licensed herbalist or naturopath before ingesting herbs.
Crystal Safety
Identify your crystals, some are water solvent some are not and it matters
Some that aren’t safe in water include malachite and selenite. They have copper and if aren’t sealed they can become toxic. There is no way to know for sure if it was sealed or not keep -ite crystals dry as a good rule of thumb. 
Some crystals fade in sunlight like rose quartz, amethyst and citrine, in order to prevent fading try cleansing them with sound, flower petals, moonlight and energy.
VIV Sassmaster, WHC Blog Manager, WHC Moderator @thestudiouswitch
Sources
http://candles.org/fire-safety-candles/
http://www.pixiespocket.com/2016/03/lets-talk-about-candle-safety.html
https://naha.org/explore-aromatherapy/safety/
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=182.20
https://www.thespruce.com/dangers-of-essential-oils-555089
http://www.thelavendercat.com/images/PDF-TheLavenderCat_temp_use.pdf
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/do-essential-oils-pose-a-risk-to-pets
http://www.usingeossafely.com/is-it-safe-to-use-essential-oils-with-dogs/
https://www.thespruce.com/top-kitchen-safety-tips-481834
http://www.dummies.com/food-drink/cooking/kitchen-safety/basic-rules-of-kitchen-safety/
https://www.foodsafety.gov/keep/charts/mintemp.html
http://www.amfed.org/editor/BEAC/Articles/2011/AdultArticlesAdv/16.Minerals%20Safe%20to%20Handle-Some%20Require%20Caution.doc
http://arccitius.tumblr.com/post/149575827181/crystal-safety
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tanyalovesreading · 5 years ago
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I. Need. This !!!
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