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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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Posted this on Bsky but not here, what's up with that

This is part of my brainrot idea to make a Smash Bros themed visual novel someday. I will need to be forcibly restrained into not making the whole game about their cozy dates.

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King Dedede and Meta Knight are sitting at a diner counter wearing their Kirby Cafe outfits. Dedede says, "Ah, Ryu! What's that thing he's always sayin'?" In the next panel, Dedede has his hands up and shouts "Hoboken!" Meta Knight looks visibly unamused. "Sire, you do know it's pronounced Hadou-" Mid-sentence, Meta Knight notices the King giving him a grin and a wink. "-ah. You are...messing with me."

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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy

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let him have two

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sigh.......they're so terrible ❤️

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I routinely forget to upload my commissions myself due to feeling the need to stamp a watermark on them. Thought I'd queue up a few collections of ones I've done from this past year and a half!

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they went off with this

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mmy pikmin...

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I might be Kirby posting here-and-there. Flings Metadede at you. Go, my scarab 🫱- - - -🪲

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Gays

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did you guys check out popstar's super ultra scrapbook @popstarzine yet? you should!!!

here's my first page, dedicated to all my childhood gourmet race losses against his majesty 🍉

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im gonna cry 🥺🥺🥺

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sending fandom memes to friends despite not being part of the fandom. Is it good or is it shit tier I don't know but it's Glup Shitto from ur show hope u like it

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What the flock?! such smart names!

Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!

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Shuffling species around because well. Uh. Um. Er. Pride Month I guess

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Happy 26th anniversary to SpongeBob! Finally finished this animation. It has been rotting in my gallery for 2 years

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I feel like Kirby would get like, love zoomies

Like suddenly he’s filled up with so much affection for all his friends he has to go around to everyone in the vicinity and tell them