living on this brink of possibility is insane rn. like. are we getting dinok. a joint tour. a hard launch. basically I'm gender. we were young fest? like technically all of these are on the table this year... how did we get here.
phil is a genius at marketing bc he realised that if he turned sponsor segments into saw traps it would compel people to watch. and it's working. every time a segue makes dan look like he wants to die i am enthralled
i just realised one day the “dont cry craft art is important” shirt is going to end up in a thrift store, and some art kid will buy it thinking its the cutest thing ever! not knowing they just bought demonic merchandise from a homoerotic couple