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Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.

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it turns out this is NOT the supernatural website and the beatles AREN’T bigger than jesus

congrats to our finalists, phan and jedus. may the best rpf win 🫡

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"Husbands" Masterlist

a tub fit for two (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: there are certain perks that come with building your own (forever) house

Cherish the smile (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Phil wakes on the first morning of their honeymoon; a new day to cherish Dan's gorgeous, excited smile

Date Night (ao3) - just_phantasizing

Summary: Dan and Phil have recently been engaged, but is married life everything they dreamed it would be? Spoiler: yes, yes it is

fireworks up above (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Husbands Dan and Phil and their placeholder-apartment share a final NYE moment

kiss, tenderly so (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Dan's a lil tipsy during their 2020 NYE kiss

Marble Statues (ao3) - roseyk

Summary: Dan had decided to write Phil a letter.

Masterpiece (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Phil is an artist, but he never thought he could create masterpieces. Until one rainy day, he decides to paint on the most beautiful canvas he could find.

Not Just Another Headache (ao3) - thesassykels66

Summary: Phil had a long journey home fighting an unwelcoming pressure in his skull. He was expecting a nice welcome home to a clean house and even a more welcoming presence from Dan, nonetheless it was anything but his expectations.

Our First Christmas (ao3) - transdimensional_void

Summary: Dan and Phil celebrate their first Christmas together as a married couple.

Our Wedding Day (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan and Phil get married on Valentines Day <3

quiet morning (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Dan wakes up in the forever home, Phil breathing softly next to him

Princess Treatment (ao3) - PoeticManiac

Summary: It's the weekend, and blonde Phil is really tired. Dan just wants to get to the bottom of what's wrong with his husband. Why won't we talk to him?

She Called Me Daniel (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: AU where Dan gets emotional because their daughter calls him Daniel instead of Dad and Phil has to fix the situation.

Soft Morning (ao3) - ravenclawnerd07

Summary: A morning in the Dan and Phil household.

The Pianist Everyone Is Talking About… Is My Husband (ao3) - natigail

Summary: YouTuber pianist Daniel James Howell is thrown into mainstream media’s awareness with the release of his first album. Phil works at BBC Radio 1, who increasingly play Dan’s songs more and more often, and he couldn’t be prouder of his husband. However, no one knows that Dan and Phil are married as they have chosen to keep their relationship private.

By accident, Phil is thrust into his husband’s fandom when his colleagues learn that he likes the pianist. Phil isn’t sure how to tell everyone that he’s actually married to the guy everyone is either praising or swooning over.

with these wings of mine (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan is having trouble grooming his wings, so Phil steps in.

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i am in awe of dnps ability to not only never cross the line of an outright confirmation of their relationship status, but then pick up said line, move it further along and not cross it again

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“Phil wants skinny jeans back I don’t those things are hard to take off when it gets to the bomchikawowow time” shut the fuck up dan howell I do NOT need to hear about you struggling to take off phil’s skinny jeans keep it in your PANTS MAN we are 2 MINUTES INTO THE VIDEO

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bison or thot daughter!!!! he is the funniest man alive 💖😭💕🫶🥺❤️💖

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Kolmården ??

Or am i missing something lmao

phil insta story

14/9/24

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The Fellowship gets on the topic of their ages one night and Boromir comes to the dawning realization that he has absolutely no idea how old any of his companions are supposed to be at all

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“i want u” lol okay, name 3 of my red flags

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To the world…🥂

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was reading a romance/erotica novel a friend loaned me and in the middle of the book the main character is chopping vegetables to prep for a whole dinner party with her friends and the love interest shows up and they hook up & his hands go everywhere you’d expect them to and then afterward while she’s still catching her breath on the floor he’s like “I’ll finish this for you 😏” and he PICKS UP THE VEGGIES and knife with his UNWASHED HANDS and starts prepping. I was floored. I couldn’t finish the book. call me what you will. weak perhaps. but i say to you we need editors with a food handlers certificates. we need line cook beta readers that’s what I believe

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I’ll be the one to ask this on the celibacy.gif website.

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earlier i saw a tweet saying that it's funny how dan keeps bringing up him and phil being destined to meet when he used to proudly tell everyone how he simply bothered phil online until they became friends. it said something along the lines of "dan had a plan and fate couldn't even get a word in" and that hasn't left my mind for hours