tartzbake2

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Your most recent post is 10000% accurate. Bruce's mom energy even transfers over to the Justice League. Batman and Superman are referred to as Mom and Dad, respectively. Although the only person with the balls to say it to Batman's face is Hal (and possibly Oliver)

Bruce acts all annoyed with it but secretly he’s jumping for joy

Hal calls him Mom in the most annoying and mocking way but once he was knocked out in battle and still woozy and he genuinely called Bruce Mom. They never talk about it but Bruce is just a smidge nicer to him.

Barry is the one that calls him Mom the most earnestly. Bruce is just so much calmer and wiser that it slips out without him noticing, talking a a mile a minute, and Bruce never says anything against it.

Oliver says it to be an ass cause that’s just how he is. But if Bruce is having a really bad day he’ll pay him on the back and tell him he’s a good Mom.

Diana thinks it’s so sweet and knows the significance of being called Mom. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t tease him about it, what kind of friend would she be if she didn’t.

Once they start calling Clark Dad Bruce’s heart always skips a beat.

Clark’s a little nervous about it at first but gets used to it, in fact he really likes it. Especially when they say Mom and Dad, implying that they’re together

If Clark starts acting a little lovey dovey to Bruce? Well that’s no one’s business but his own. He’s gotta take care of his wife after all.

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obsessed w them

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just watched transformers one and omg yall, the "boyfriends" vibes from megop (especially in the first half of the movie) was off the charts it was insane LIKEEEEE... THE FRIENDS TO ENEMIES–

TO LOVERS

the way optimus was always doing stuff and including megatron in it. Also the sticker he gave him 😭

But that one cliff scene where megatron is holding optimus' hand 😭😭😭 good lawd the way megatron was like nonono and fretting over him, but then he turns evil,, it was saurrr good

(I cried ofc)

but GAHHHH time to clock in to my shift at ao3 for megop fics

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so i went to watch gladiator 2 right.. and uh... tell me why i felt hella sexual tension between lucius and ravi every time they spoke...

the way lucius looked at him got me like..

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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

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"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"

(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)

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I fucking love a Clark Kent that's carved from sunshine and refuses to forfeit his hope and faith in humanity, but ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS MAN, one of these fucking days I hope to see him with that wolfish grin smile, bared wide and voice shaking, " I'm gonna laser the next person I fucking see I swear to GOD"

And for Battinson to calmly tap his shoulder. "Hello."

Then it's back to Kansas apple pie boy, " Oh my god! Bruce, hi!"

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i kinda imagine superman subconsciously floating when he sleeps somewhere he's most comfortable and feel safe in. and one of those places is a guest room in wayne manor lol

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superbat renaissance is real and true, THANK YOU CORENSUPES AND BATTINSON FOR THE REVIVAL OF THIS SHIP AND TO THESE GOATS ON TWITTER FOR THE POSTS THAT KICKSTARTED IT