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I would not expect anything less dear.

-Shadow

Suggestion:

TAKE A BREAK BEFORE KYOGRE'S WAVES OVERTAKE YOU FUCKING SEAS BELOW-

Huh what-

Just because I don't go to the break room doesn't mean I don't take breaks.

I'm at my home right now making sure my boyfriend gets a proper rest. As the dumbbutt has been awake for almost 11 hours.

-Shadow

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After Zee is let back to her universe likely.

As long as nothing comes up after the fact, of course.

-Shadow

Suggestion:

TAKE A BREAK BEFORE KYOGRE'S WAVES OVERTAKE YOU FUCKING SEAS BELOW-

Huh what-

Just because I don't go to the break room doesn't mean I don't take breaks.

I'm at my home right now making sure my boyfriend gets a proper rest. As the dumbbutt has been awake for almost 11 hours.

-Shadow

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... Mmmaybe.

-Shadow

Suggestion:

TAKE A BREAK BEFORE KYOGRE'S WAVES OVERTAKE YOU FUCKING SEAS BELOW-

Huh what-

Just because I don't go to the break room doesn't mean I don't take breaks.

I'm at my home right now making sure my boyfriend gets a proper rest. As the dumbbutt has been awake for almost 11 hours.

-Shadow

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Suggestion:

TAKE A BREAK BEFORE KYOGRE'S WAVES OVERTAKE YOU FUCKING SEAS BELOW-

Huh what-

Just because I don't go to the break room doesn't mean I don't take breaks.

I'm at my home right now making sure my boyfriend gets a proper rest. As the dumbbutt has been awake for almost 11 hours.

-Shadow

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We.

...

... Do we...?

-Shadow

Gio Edit: We do, in the main break room

Shadow Edit: .......... how the hell have I not noticed that?

Gio Edit: You do not go into the break room often

Shadow Edit: ... Oh.

You got denied bail? Damn, thought you were waiting on your bail hearing

No, I’ve been brought in by a (definitely illegal) organization called “Taskforce Distortion”. Their boss is about nine feet tall and there’s some kind of skorupi woman wandering around outside my cell.

And they don’t take bail. Or have anything to do with any legal structure I’m aware of.

(( Ooc: This group! @taskforcedistortion ))

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//Just a quick reminder considering the arc going on with @ladyzee-oddityhunter.

//The restriction on calling the task force Cops is both a in character and out of character reason.

//Calling them Cops makes me very uncomfortable. And IC the characters don't agree with it in the slightest.

//Even if you think how they're acting is a little close to how they would act, please do not refer to them as such, even as a joke.

//It's not funny.

//I'm like this about public mentions, because they can spiral out of hand very quickly. So if ya think about it, please just... don't.

// I'm not scolding anyone who has done this I'm just setting a boundary.

//I hope everyone seeing this has a good day.

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please don’t let Zee escape :[[[[ it’ll make me rlly sad /gen

No one has ever been allowed to escape here.

But she is not going to be kept here for longer than a week.

We will not be guilted into keeping in her here forever or releasing her early.

Hope that clears things up.

-Shadow

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We very much work under the law due to how my universe works. If we actually worked with the law, this organization would be... ugh.

Doing any of this lawfully would be of way too much of a headache. Way too much paperwork.

Also I'm 8 feet tall not 9... yet. And Avery is not a Skorupi.

-Shadow

You got denied bail? Damn, thought you were waiting on your bail hearing

No, I’ve been brought in by a (definitely illegal) organization called “Taskforce Distortion”. Their boss is about nine feet tall and there’s some kind of skorupi woman wandering around outside my cell.

And they don’t take bail. Or have anything to do with any legal structure I’m aware of.

(( Ooc: This group! @taskforcedistortion ))

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They're going back to the people who donated.

I refuse to accept bail from anyone.

-Shadow

So... if you need bail I can do a fan donation???

How much do you need in order to not have to do a prison stream???

(@nickthewondertrade)

They claim they don’t take bail here (I’m being held at something called a “Taskforce Distortion”), but the donations keep going somewhere so…?

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FREE MY GIRL LADY ZEE SHE DID NOTHING WRONG

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Ensign brings me his toys when I’m upset. I think he’s noticed that I smile when he does it, and so he’s started doing it more often.

His pink pom pom seems to be his favorite

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Hhhhhiiiiiiii

Sorry for the silence.

We've been insanely focused on our server as a lot of stuff has been happening in there specifically.

We're still here, just focused on that.

-C [Purple C for Cassiopeia]

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lifehack: if you feel kinda shitty but you need to do laundry throw a hoodie into the dryer and put it on as soon as you take it out, it feels like a warm hug

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bird of ire

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What’s he listening to? 👀